Smiling Friends s01e07 Frowning Friends.eng Subtitles

00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:06,♪♪

00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:12,[ Sighs ]

00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:13,No calls today.

00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:15,That's unusual.

00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,You know, I was just reading

00:00:17,552 --> 00:00:19,about how the...

00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:20,Renaissance Men

00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:21,are coming in town.

00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:23,Oh, who are they?

00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:26,Who's the Renaissance Men?

00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:27,Um... oh, it just says here

00:00:27,845 --> 00:00:29,that the Renaissance Men

00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,- are coming in town, - and by the looks of it,

00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:32,it's, like, super soon.

00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,It's, like, really soon.

00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,- Who are - the Renaissance Men?

00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,- I don't know - who they are.

00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,- Like - the Renaissance fair?

00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:41,- Dude, I'm just telling... - Look, I've just telling you

00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,- what I'm reading here, man. - That's all I know.

00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,- You know as much as I know. - I'm just reading off this thing.

00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,It says the Renaissance Men

00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,are coming in town really soon.

00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:50,Okay.

00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:52,- I just don't know - what that means.

00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,I don't know what that is.

00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,[ Clang ]

00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:58,[ Whirring, beeping continues ]

00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,I think it's that.

00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:04,Ah. Well, well, well.

00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,The Smiling Friends.

00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,We meet at last.

00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:09,Hi. Who are you guys?

00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:11,- I ** Grim, - and this is Gnarly.

00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:13,We're the Frowning Friends.

00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,And we just moved in yesterday.

00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:16,- How peculiar. - [ Chuckles ]

00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:18,- Well, - nice to meet you.

00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:19,So what exactly

00:01:19,797 --> 00:01:21,do you guys do?

00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,- [ Mockingly ] So what - do you guys even do?

00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:24,- [ Normal voice ] - Shut up, man.

00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,Good one, Gnarly.

00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,I love you.

00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,And I love you, Grim.

00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,Let's leave these

00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,smiling fools to it.

00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,[ Grim and Graham laugh evilly ]

00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:35,[ Faint evil laughter ]

00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:36,- That's not even - a real laugh.

00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:37,Don't worry, Charlie.

00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,- I'm sure The Boss will know - what to do about this.

00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,[ Up-tempo music plays ]

00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:44,F***k. F***k!

00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,Excuse me, Mr. Boss.

00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:48,- Wait, wait, wait, wait, - wait, wait. One sec, one sec.

00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:49,God d***n it!

00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,Okay, go. What's up?

00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,- We just wanted to bring - to your attention

00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:55,- that a new company - moved in across the street

00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:56,called the Frowning Friends,

00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:58,and we just wanted...

00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:02,Frowning... Friends?

00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,Yeah.

00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,Should we be worried?

00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:07,No, don't fret, young Pim.

00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,It's just a little bit

00:02:09,831 --> 00:02:11,of friendly competition.

00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,- Okay, great. Well, then there's - no time to waste, Charlie.

00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,Let's go out there

00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:16,and make people smile!

00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:18,- Oh, like, I did not think - he was gonna do that.

00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,- That's scared me. That actually - scared me a little bit.

00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,- Anyways, I'll see you later, - man.

00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:24,[ Suspenseful music plays ]

00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:25,- Pim, why can't we - just wait for jobs

00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:27,- to come into the office, - like we normally do?

00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,- Come on, Charlie. - Now that we've g***t competition,

00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,- we can't afford to sit around - in the break room all day.

00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:33,- We've g***t to get out there - and get our hands dirty.

00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,- I'll knock - your head off, man.

00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:36,I'll knock your head

00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,you ever insult me again.

00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:37,off and roll on it if

00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,What about this guy?

00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,Hello, sir.

00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:42,Why the long face?

00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:43,Oh, yeah, I'm kind of,

00:02:43,981 --> 00:02:45,like, friggin' pissed off, man.

00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,- I always wanted to be - something of an artist, man.

00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:52,[ Rapping indistinctly ]

00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:53,But no one wants to,

00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,you know,

00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:55,listen

00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:56,to my friggin', um...

00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:57,my s***t and stuff, man.

00:02:57,877 --> 00:02:59,- And it makes me angry, - man.

00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,- I don't mind it. You just need - to keep working hard on it,

00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,- and you'll definitely - find an audience.

00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,Practice makes perfect.

00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:06,Hey, I just remembered.

00:03:06,737 --> 00:03:08,You two little critters told me

00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,that it would be easier

00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,if I just quit making music

00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,and gave the freak up

00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:14,and stuff, man.

00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:15,No, we've never spoken

00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:16,to you, sir.

00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,- Yeah, no, I've met you two, man. - I friggin' met you two.

00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:21,- You're Grim, and - you're Gnarly and stuff, man.

00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:22,Oh.

00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,- All right, look, - I see what's going on.

00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:26,- Now, look, those are just - two guys who look like us.

00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:28,- Yeah, they just - look like us.

00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,Man, shut up, man.

00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:30,- You're trying to trick me, - man.

00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,- Put smoke into - my friggin' head and s***t, man.

00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,Not at all, man.

00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,- Man, I don't know what - to think no more, man!

00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:37,- Okay, okay. - Let's de-escalate.

00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,- No one's messing - with your head.

00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:40,Get out of me head!

00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,Get out of me head!

00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,- Nobody's messing - with your head, man.

00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,Nobody's messing with...

00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:48,Hello, Mr. Man.

00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,- We were just wondering - if you needed cheering up today.

00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,- Well, the shape of my head - causes me

00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:53,constant mental anguish.

00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:54,Does it sound like

00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:55,I need cheering up?

00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,Yeah, a little bit.

00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,In fact, didn't you two

00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,just come by and tell me

00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:03,- I should feel bad - about my disgusting head shape

00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:05,- and shouldn't do anything - to address it?

00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,- God d***n it, man. - They've gotten everyone.

00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:08,No, sir, that wasn't us.

00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,- Your head is stunning, - by the way.

00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,- No, I've definitely - seen you two before.

00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,- You're... You're trying - to mess with me.

00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,Get out of my head.

00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,Get out of my head!

00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,- Get out of my head, man! - Get out of my head, man!

00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,- Nobody's messing - with your head.

00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:21,[ Indistinct arguing ]

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