Puretaboo Lexi Luna Help My Boy A Lexi Luna Story Subtitles

At 00:00:09,233, Character said: [music]

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At 00:00:13,066, Character said: [Jolene] Look at this.

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At 00:00:14,140, Character said: -Oh, my goodness, look at this.
-Wow.

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At 00:00:16,886, Character said: Danny.

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At 00:00:19,086, Character said: -We're on vacation.
-Yay.

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At 00:00:21,393, Character said: -Oh, yeah!
-So beautiful.

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At 00:00:23,233, Character said: [groaning]

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At 00:00:24,793, Character said: [laughing]

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At 00:00:26,090, Character said: Oh, sweetie.

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At 00:00:27,480, Character said: I love it. It's so worth it.

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At 00:00:30,706, Character said: Yeah, it's good. Yeah.

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At 00:00:32,830, Character said: How's this?

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At 00:00:36,220, Character said: -[groans]
-Oh, gorgeous.

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At 00:00:39,960, Character said: -[sighs]
-[exhales]

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At 00:00:42,420, Character said: This is the part I've been waiting for
ever since we booked this trip.

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At 00:00:46,650, Character said: Nothing beats doing
absolutely nothing at the pool.

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At 00:00:50,340, Character said: [Jolene] Mm-hmm.

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At 00:00:51,940, Character said: I needed this.

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At 00:00:52,900, Character said: Oh, I'm so glad you
decided to join us, sweetie.

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At 00:00:55,426, Character said: -Mm-hmm.
-[Danny] Yeah, it's nice.

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At 00:00:57,360, Character said: It must be a little weird going to a
resort with your dad and your stepmom.

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At 00:01:01,750, Character said: -[laughing]
-You're 22.

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At 00:01:02,753, Character said: You probably have better things
to do than hang out with us.

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At 00:01:05,060, Character said: So I'm glad you're here.

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At 00:01:06,173, Character said: Whoa.

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At 00:01:07,420, Character said: Better things to do than going
on all expenses paid vacation?

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At 00:01:12,080, Character said: Well, what's better than a free trip?

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At 00:01:14,910, Character said: -You are welcome.
-[laughing]

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At 00:01:16,720, Character said: [Danny] Thank you.

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At 00:01:17,830, Character said: [Danny] Thanks.

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At 00:01:18,766, Character said: Should we get some food?

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At 00:01:19,980, Character said: Oh, yeah. Definitely.

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At 00:01:22,720, Character said: But, uh, if you don't
mind, I'm gonna excuse myself.

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At 00:01:26,139, Character said: I'm gonna go talk to this
pretty little thing over there.

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At 00:01:28,948, Character said: [Michael] Pretty little thing?

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At 00:01:30,273, Character said: [Michael] When did you
start talking like that?

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At 00:01:31,766, Character said: -I don't know. He is your son.
-Really?

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At 00:01:33,466, Character said: [Jolene] Oh, let's watch.

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At 00:01:34,910, Character said: [Michael] Let's go big dog.
Let's see what you g***t.

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At 00:01:42,930, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:01:43,690, Character said: Uh.

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At 00:01:44,980, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:01:48,206, Character said: Well,

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At 00:01:49,630, Character said: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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At 00:01:51,400, Character said: Cause, uh, you're an angel.

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At 00:01:53,093, Character said: [chuckling]

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At 00:01:56,840, Character said: That was a bit much, huh?

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At 00:01:58,486, Character said: Yeah, that was too much.

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At 00:01:59,773, Character said: -Uh.
-I mean, just a little.

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At 00:02:02,470, Character said: Well,

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At 00:02:04,120, Character said: I do like your outfit though.

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At 00:02:05,600, Character said: It does make your eyes pop.

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At 00:02:07,633, Character said: Thanks, but I'm just trying to
enjoy the pool right now.

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At 00:02:11,946, Character said: [chuckles]

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At 00:02:12,886, Character said: Well, uh, oh, gosh,
how about this?

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At 00:02:16,440, Character said: I'm pretty bad at math, but, uh...

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At 00:02:20,380, Character said: if you're on a scale of
1 to 10, you'd be a 9

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At 00:02:22,846, Character said: because I'd be the one that you want.

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At 00:02:24,833, Character said: [giggling]

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At 00:02:28,333, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:29,410, Character said: Well, my name is Doug.

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At 00:02:32,000, Character said: It's God spelt backwards.

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At 00:02:33,946, Character said: It's just that the U
is wrapped around me.

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At 00:02:36,480, Character said: [giggles]

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At 00:02:39,300, Character said: Enjoy your vacation.

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At 00:02:40,630, Character said: I'm gonna go.

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At 00:02:42,160, Character said: [Jolene murmurs]

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At 00:02:45,460, Character said: [Jolene] We just gotta pretend like we are
having this great conversation.

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At 00:02:49,166, Character said: [Jolene] But he doesn't look totally
bummed out over there.

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At 00:02:54,990, Character said: Danny has g***t zero luck with the ladies.

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At 00:02:57,773, Character said: Like, I hate to say that
because I know he's my son,

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At 00:03:00,286, Character said: but that kid g***t no game.

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At 00:03:01,480, Character said: [giggling] Oh, come on, dear.

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At 00:03:03,460, Character said: I'm sure you weren't
the charmer you are now.

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At 00:03:07,213, Character said: Besides, it's because he's so young

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At 00:03:09,340, Character said: that he doesn't have any
experience with women.

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At 00:03:11,670, Character said: [sighs]

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At 00:03:13,186, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:14,770, Character said: -Maybe you could help him out.
-How?

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At 00:03:17,840, Character said: You know, maybe give him a talk or
two about, you know, how to flirt.

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At 00:03:21,600, Character said: I think it would be
really awkward for him.

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At 00:03:24,246, Character said: For me to tell him. His stepmom.

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At 00:03:27,800, Character said: [sighs]

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At 00:03:29,800, Character said: No, like, his mom should have done it.

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At 00:03:31,866, Character said: But you know, that never happened.

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At 00:03:33,140, Character said: And so I, I came in and I tried to
give him some pointers here and there.

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At 00:03:38,360, Character said: -None of them really kind of clicked.
-Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:41,133, Character said: But I have a feeling that if
it came from you, he'd listen.

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At 00:03:44,460, Character said: Because, uh, we both
know how he looks at you.

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At 00:03:47,850, Character said: What do you mean by that?

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At 00:03:50,190, Character said: He's a hotblooded young man.

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At 00:03:52,540, Character said: And you're an incredibly s***y woman.

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At 00:03:55,486, Character said: -Stop it.
-[laughing]

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At 00:03:57,250, Character said: We both know how he looks at you.

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At 00:04:02,030, Character said: Wow. I cannot believe you just said that.

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At 00:04:04,880, Character said: Call it as I see it.

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At 00:04:06,729, Character said: Well, my stepson does see me like this,

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At 00:04:10,220, Character said: which is news to me,
then it would definitely

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At 00:04:14,060, Character said: be awkward for me to teach him
how to flirt with women, don't you think?

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At 00:04:19,820, Character said: Yeah, you're right.

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At 00:04:22,344, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:04:23,529, Character said: I mean, you could just skip all the
bullshit and go straight to the fun stuff.

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At 00:04:27,200, Character said: And what is the fun stuff exactly?

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At 00:04:30,320, Character said: You know, where you
and him, uh, have s***x.

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At 00:04:35,366, Character said: Honey.

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At 00:04:36,670, Character said: You are so bad.

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At 00:04:39,686, Character said: Oh, come on, he needs a win.

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At 00:04:41,426, Character said: Do you see that right there?

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At 00:04:43,290, Character said: If he hooks up with an incredibly
beautiful woman like yourself,

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At 00:04:46,479, Character said: he'll have more confidence than he
knows what to do with.

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At 00:04:48,920, Character said: You're such a charmer.

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At 00:04:50,666, Character said: [laughing] I ** serious, Jolene.

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At 00:04:53,113, Character said: Look, you do this for my son,

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At 00:04:56,333, Character said: you know, if everything goes well,
then maybe you guys could, um...

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At 00:05:00,533, Character said: have fun in the future.

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At 00:05:02,146, Character said: Do you hear yourself, Michael?

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At 00:05:05,400, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:05:06,386, Character said: I know you like to take
a walk on the wild side.

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At 00:05:09,213, Character said: It's one of the reasons why
I fell in love with you.

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At 00:05:12,314, Character said: [birds chirping]

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At 00:05:14,013, Character said: I don't mind sharing my hot wife,
even if it is with my son.

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At 00:05:17,170, Character said: And besides, we keep it in the family.

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At 00:05:18,973, Character said: -You're incorrigible.
-You love it.

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At 00:05:21,220, Character said: [chuckles]

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At 00:05:22,513, Character said: I guess I would be
curious to see if that

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At 00:05:24,733, Character said: whole like father, like son thing
plays out in the bedroom.

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At 00:05:27,500, Character said: Well, he's g***t a lot to live up to.

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At 00:05:29,606, Character said: -You are so modest.
-[growls softly]

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At 00:05:34,353, Character said: What the hell?

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At 00:05:35,433, Character said: We're on vacation. Time to live a little.

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At 00:05:38,250, Character said: Sure.

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At 00:05:39,790, Character said: I'll f***k our son's brains out.

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At 00:05:41,546, Character said: [laughing] That's the spirit.

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At 00:05:43,546, Character said: [laughing]

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At 00:05:51,520, Character said: See you later.

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At 00:05:54,460, Character said: [footsteps departing]

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At 00:05:56,353, Character said: [sighs]

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At 00:05:58,373, Character said: [moans]

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At 00:06:01,220, Character said: I'm ready for a break.
Let's go to the room.

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At 00:06:03,360, Character said: Yeah. That's a good idea.

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At 00:06:04,720, Character said: It's really hot out here.

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At 00:06:18,580, Character said: [footsteps approaching]

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At 00:06:28,600, Character said: So, what was it that you needed
help with that dad couldn't?

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At 00:06:33,070, Character said: Uh, mommy lied a little.

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At 00:06:37,566, Character said: It's not that I really
needed help with something,

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At 00:06:40,040, Character said: I was more hoping that I could help you.

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At 00:06:43,450, Character said: Help me? With what?

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At 00:06:46,680, Character said: I wanted to check in on you after what
happened with that girl by the pool.

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At 00:06:51,970, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:06:53,986, Character said: Her.

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At 00:06:54,913, Character said: That was, no, me....