PureTaboo Lexi Luna Help My Boy A Lexi Luna Story Subtitles

00:00:09,233 --> 00:00:10,[music]

00:00:13,066 --> 00:00:14,[Jolene] Look at this.

00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:16,-Oh, my goodness, look at this.
-Wow.

00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:17,Danny.

00:00:19,086 --> 00:00:21,-We're on vacation.
-Yay.

00:00:21,393 --> 00:00:23,-Oh, yeah!
-So beautiful.

00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:24,[groaning]

00:00:24,793 --> 00:00:25,[laughing]

00:00:26,090 --> 00:00:27,Oh, sweetie.

00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,I love it. It's so worth it.

00:00:30,706 --> 00:00:32,Yeah, it's good. Yeah.

00:00:32,830 --> 00:00:34,How's this?

00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:38,-[groans]
-Oh, gorgeous.

00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,-[sighs]
-[exhales]

00:00:42,420 --> 00:00:46,This is the part I've been waiting for
ever since we booked this trip.

00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:50,Nothing beats doing
absolutely nothing at the pool.

00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:51,[Jolene] Mm-hmm.

00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:52,I needed this.

00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:55,Oh, I'm so glad you
decided to join us, sweetie.

00:00:55,426 --> 00:00:57,-Mm-hmm.
-[Danny] Yeah, it's nice.

00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:01,It must be a little weird going to a
resort with your dad and your stepmom.

00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:02,-[laughing]
-You're 22.

00:01:02,753 --> 00:01:05,You probably have better things
to do than hang out with us.

00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,So I'm glad you're here.

00:01:06,173 --> 00:01:07,Whoa.

00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:11,Better things to do than going
on all expenses paid vacation?

00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,Well, what's better than a free trip?

00:01:14,910 --> 00:01:16,-You are welcome.
-[laughing]

00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,[Danny] Thank you.

00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:18,[Danny] Thanks.

00:01:18,766 --> 00:01:19,Should we get some food?

00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:22,Oh, yeah. Definitely.

00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,But, uh, if you don't
mind, I'm gonna excuse myself.

00:01:26,139 --> 00:01:28,I'm gonna go talk to this
pretty little thing over there.

00:01:28,948 --> 00:01:30,[Michael] Pretty little thing?

00:01:30,273 --> 00:01:31,[Michael] When did you
start talking like that?

00:01:31,766 --> 00:01:33,-I don't know. He is your son.
-Really?

00:01:33,466 --> 00:01:34,[Jolene] Oh, let's watch.

00:01:34,910 --> 00:01:37,[Michael] Let's go big dog.
Let's see what you g***t.

00:01:42,930 --> 00:01:43,Hi.

00:01:43,690 --> 00:01:44,Uh.

00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:45,Hi.

00:01:48,206 --> 00:01:49,Well,

00:01:49,630 --> 00:01:51,did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,Cause, uh, you're an angel.

00:01:53,093 --> 00:01:54,[chuckling]

00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,That was a bit much, huh?

00:01:58,486 --> 00:01:59,Yeah, that was too much.

00:01:59,773 --> 00:02:01,-Uh.
-I mean, just a little.

00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:03,Well,

00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,I do like your outfit though.

00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,It does make your eyes pop.

00:02:07,633 --> 00:02:11,Thanks, but I'm just trying to
enjoy the pool right now.

00:02:11,946 --> 00:02:12,[chuckles]

00:02:12,886 --> 00:02:16,Well, uh, oh, gosh,
how about this?

00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,I'm pretty bad at math, but, uh...

00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:22,if you're on a scale of
1 to 10, you'd be a
00:02:22,846 --> 00:02:24,because I'd be the one that you want.

00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:25,[giggling]

00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:29,Okay.

00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:31,Well, my name is Doug.

00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,It's God spelt backwards.

00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,It's just that the U
is wrapped around me.

00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:37,[giggles]

00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:40,Enjoy your vacation.

00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:41,I'm gonna go.

00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,[Jolene murmurs]

00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:48,[Jolene] We just gotta pretend like we are
having this great conversation.

00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:52,[Jolene] But he doesn't look totally
bummed out over there.

00:02:54,990 --> 00:02:57,Danny has g***t zero luck with the ladies.

00:02:57,773 --> 00:03:00,Like, I hate to say that
because I know he's my son,

00:03:00,286 --> 00:03:01,but that kid g***t no game.

00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,[giggling] Oh, come on, dear.

00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:06,I'm sure you weren't
the charmer you are now.

00:03:07,213 --> 00:03:09,Besides, it's because he's so young

00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:11,that he doesn't have any
experience with women.

00:03:11,670 --> 00:03:12,[sighs]

00:03:13,186 --> 00:03:14,Yeah.

00:03:14,770 --> 00:03:17,-Maybe you could help him out.
-How?

00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,You know, maybe give him a talk or
two about, you know, how to flirt.

00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,I think it would be
really awkward for him.

00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:27,For me to tell him. His stepmom.

00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:28,[sighs]

00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,No, like, his mom should have done it.

00:03:31,866 --> 00:03:33,But you know, that never happened.

00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:37,And so I, I came in and I tried to
give him some pointers here and there.

00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,-None of them really kind of clicked.
-Mm-hmm.

00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,But I have a feeling that if
it came from you, he'd listen.

00:03:44,460 --> 00:03:47,Because, uh, we both
know how he looks at you.

00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:49,What do you mean by that?

00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,He's a hotblooded young man.

00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:55,And you're an incredibly s***y woman.

00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:57,-Stop it.
-[laughing]

00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,We both know how he looks at you.

00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:04,Wow. I cannot believe you just said that.

00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,Call it as I see it.

00:04:06,729 --> 00:04:10,Well, my stepson does see me like this,

00:04:10,220 --> 00:04:14,which is news to me,
then it would definitely

00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:19,be awkward for me to teach him
how to flirt with women, don't you think?

00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:21,Yeah, you're right.

00:04:22,344 --> 00:04:23,Yeah.

00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:27,I mean, you could just skip all the
bullshit and go straight to the fun stuff.

00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,And what is the fun stuff exactly?

00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,You know, where you
and him, uh, have s***x.

00:04:35,366 --> 00:04:36,Honey.

00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:38,You are so bad.

00:04:39,686 --> 00:04:41,Oh, come on, he needs a win.

00:04:41,426 --> 00:04:43,Do you see that right there?

00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:46,If he hooks up with an incredibly
beautiful woman like yourself,

00:04:46,479 --> 00:04:48,he'll have more confidence than he
knows what to do with.

00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,You're such a charmer.

00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,[laughing] I ** serious, Jolene.

00:04:53,113 --> 00:04:55,Look, you do this for my son,

00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:59,you know, if everything goes well,
then maybe you guys could, um...

00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,have fun in the future.

00:05:02,146 --> 00:05:03,Do you hear yourself, Michael?

00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,Come on.

00:05:06,386 --> 00:05:09,I know you like to take
a walk on the wild side.

00:05:09,213 --> 00:05:11,It's one of the reasons why
I fell in love with you.

00:05:12,314 --> 00:05:13,[birds chirping]

00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:17,I don't mind sharing my hot wife,
even if it is with my son.

00:05:17,170 --> 00:05:18,And besides, we keep it in the family.

00:05:18,973 --> 00:05:21,-You're incorrigible.
-You love it.

00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:22,[chuckles]

00:05:22,513 --> 00:05:24,I guess I would be
curious to see if that

00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:27,whole like father, like son thing
plays out in the bedroom.

00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,Well, he's g***t a lot to live up to.

00:05:29,606 --> 00:05:31,-You are so modest.
-[growls softly]

00:05:34,353 --> 00:05:35,What the hell?

00:05:35,433 --> 00:05:37,We're on vacation. Time to live a little.

00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,Sure.

00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:41,I'll f***k our son's brains out.

00:05:41,546 --> 00:05:43,[laughing] That's the spirit.

00:05:43,546 --> 00:05:44,[laughing]

00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:52,See you later.

00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:56,[footsteps departing]

00:05:56,353 --> 00:05:57,[sighs]

00:05:58,373 --> 00:05:59,[moans]

00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:03,I'm ready for a break.
Let's go to the room.

00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,Yeah. That's a good idea.

00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,It's really hot out here.

00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:19,[footsteps approaching]

00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:32,So, what was it that you needed
help with that dad couldn't?

00:06:33,070 --> 00:06:35,Uh, mommy lied a little.

00:06:37,566 --> 00:06:40,It's not that I really
needed help with something,

00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,I was more hoping that I could help you.

00:06:43,450 --> 00:06:45,Help me? With what?

00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:50,I wanted to check in on you after what
happened with that girl by the pool.

00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:52,Oh.

00:06:53,986 --> 00:06:54,Her.

00:06:54,913 --> 00:06:57,That was, no, me....