I.Love.You.Man.2009.BluRay.1080p.DTS.x264.dxva-EuReKA.ENG Subtitles

At 00:00:47,510, Character said: Looks good, right?

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At 00:00:54,080, Character said: So, my plan is to create
this cluster of live/work lofts

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At 00:00:59,080, Character said: all along the perimeter here.
And... Come here.

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At 00:01:02,090, Character said: I also ** planning this neighborhood-y
kind of dining and retail area

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At 00:01:06,030, Character said: in the central square.

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At 00:01:07,320, Character said: You know, I even had this thought
that maybe you, Denise and Hailey

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At 00:01:09,860, Character said: could open up a second location
for your store.

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At 00:01:12,490, Character said: Really? Because Denise keeps talking

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At 00:01:14,330, Character said: about wanting to open up
another branch.

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At 00:01:16,060, Character said: Well, it'd be great. Yeah.

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At 00:01:17,600, Character said: Look, the land is a little pricey,
so I couldn't develop it right away,

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At 00:01:20,610, Character said: but once I sell the Ferrigno estate,

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At 00:01:22,170, Character said: I figured out I could at least
put a down payment on it

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At 00:01:24,540, Character said: and still have enough money left over
for the reception in Santa Barbara.

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At 00:01:29,150, Character said: What are you talking about?
What reception?

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At 00:01:33,860, Character said: Zooey, I know it's only been
eight months,

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At 00:01:36,760, Character said: but I ** so madly, insanely,
ridiculously in love with you.

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At 00:01:46,970, Character said: Will you marry me?

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At 00:01:48,200, Character said: Yes! It just happened
two minutes ago, Hailey.

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At 00:01:51,460, Character said: - Can you believe it?
- No, I can't. It's amazing.

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At 00:01:54,410, Character said: Oh, my God.
I've been on like 10 million dates,

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At 00:01:56,500, Character said: and you end up marrying
some totally awesome guy

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At 00:01:58,340, Character said: who randomly walks into our store?

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At 00:02:00,470, Character said: It's so cute. She doesn't know
she's on speakerphone.

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At 00:02:02,640, Character said: You do not know how lucky you are.

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At 00:02:04,840, Character said: It is impossible
to find a good guy in this city.

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At 00:02:07,150, Character said: - I know.
- I thought we were connecting.

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At 00:02:09,690, Character said: - Oh, my God. Really?
- Kind of.

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At 00:02:12,490, Character said: I'm sorry, but not really.

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At 00:02:14,760, Character said: - Hey, will you conference in Denise?
- Oh, my God! You called me first?

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At 00:02:18,230, Character said: - Oh, God.
- Awesome. Yes. Hold on.

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At 00:02:21,740, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:02:24,010, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:02:32,250, Character said: - I love that piece of land. It's perfect.
- I'm glad.

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At 00:02:35,310, Character said: I mean, I know the neighborhood's
a little, you know...

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At 00:02:37,440, Character said: Oh, my God, Zo! I cannot
f***g believe you didn't call me first!

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At 00:02:40,650, Character said: You are such a freak.
Hailey's first on my speed dial.

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At 00:02:44,210, Character said: No, no, no, I'm totally kidding.
I'm so psyched for you.

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At 00:02:46,350, Character said: I feel like I'm gonna puke right now.

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At 00:02:47,590, Character said: Oh, my God, hold on.

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At 00:02:48,720, Character said: Barry hates when I'm in the house
during his poker night.

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At 00:02:50,590, Character said: Would you give me a second,
you fat douche?

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At 00:02:51,930, Character said: Get out. Get out of the f***g house...

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At 00:02:53,490, Character said: - Zooey just g***t engaged!
- To who?

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At 00:02:55,300, Character said: - "To who," are you joking? To Peter.
- To who? To me.

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At 00:02:57,170, Character said: - I don't know Peter.
- I've met the guy like 20 times.

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At 00:02:58,900, Character said: - You've met him like 20 times.
- I don't know Peter.

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At 00:03:00,530, Character said: - You don't know Peter?
- I have no idea who that is.

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At 00:03:02,410, Character said: Okay, we've been on like 20 dates
with him.

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At 00:03:03,740, Character said: - You don't know him?
- I've never met Peter.

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At 00:03:05,300, Character said: You are such an a***e.

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At 00:03:07,010, Character said: Sorry, Zo. Have you set a date?

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At 00:03:08,170, Character said: Yes. June 30th in Santa Barbara.

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At 00:03:10,010, Character said: Peter already booked the place
we went for that long weekend.

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At 00:03:12,480, Character said: So romantic.

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At 00:03:13,610, Character said: Oh, my God. He is so romantic.

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At 00:03:15,450, Character said: That's the place where you guys
f***d for the first time, right?

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At 00:03:22,230, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:23,220, Character said: No, no, no,
that was the hot tub in Mexico.

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At 00:03:25,490, Character said: That's right.
Santa Barbara was just o***l.

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At 00:03:27,470, Character said: - Yeah.
- You guys.

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At 00:03:28,800, Character said: That's right. The hot tub, yeah.

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At 00:03:30,060, Character said: It was Mexico. You had your period in
Santa Barbara and you wanted to wait.

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At 00:03:33,110, Character said: God, you're so old-fashioned, Zooey.

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At 00:03:35,910, Character said: - You told them about the hot tub?
- Maybe.

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At 00:03:39,650, Character said: - Wow. So, June 30th?
- Yeah, I know. It's soon, but...

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At 00:03:43,520, Character said: Who cares? Peter's a doll,

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At 00:03:44,780, Character said: and he goes down on you
like six times a week.

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At 00:03:46,920, Character said: - What are you waiting for?
- Wow.

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At 00:03:48,080, Character said: Marry him. Don't wait.

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At 00:03:49,280, Character said: Lock that tongue down, girl.

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At 00:03:50,860, Character said: Yeah. It's gonna be great.

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At 00:03:52,320, Character said: All right, you guys, I'll call you later.
Love you.

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At 00:04:04,740, Character said: It is beautiful. It's totally understated,
and it's just... It's perfect.

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At 00:04:10,080, Character said: I know! No, he's the best. I feel so lucky.

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At 00:04:14,320, Character said: All right. All right, Debbie.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.

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At 00:04:18,190, Character said: Honey!
I've been totally hogging the phone.

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At 00:04:20,380, Character said: - Who do you wanna call?
- I'm okay.

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At 00:04:22,180, Character said: My parents are probably asleep,
so I'll just talk to them tomorrow.

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At 00:04:24,490, Character said: You don't wanna tell
any of your friends?

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At 00:04:26,050, Character said: I'll make some calls this weekend.

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At 00:04:28,120, Character said: Really?
Well, what about that guy, Tevin?

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At 00:04:29,790, Character said: You talk to him
like 20 times a day, right?

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At 00:04:31,920, Character said: Well, yeah.
He works two cubicles away from me.

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At 00:04:34,090, Character said: I'll see him Monday morning.

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At 00:04:35,260, Character said: Or what's his name?
The one that you fence with.

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At 00:04:37,770, Character said: - Gil?
- Gil.

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At 00:04:38,860, Character said: Gil. Gilliam.

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At 00:04:41,340, Character said: No, he's not really a "call right away"
kind of friend.

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At 00:04:47,550, Character said: Toasting.

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At 00:04:58,730, Character said: - Hi! Hi.
- Hi.

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At 00:05:02,060, Character said: - Congratulations.
- Thanks, Mom.

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At 00:05:04,870, Character said: - Excellent meat.
- So good.

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At 00:05:06,860, Character said: - This is delicious. Thank you so much.
- Really is, Mom.

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At 00:05:09,430, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:05:10,970, Character said: But did Peter have any good friends
growing up?

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At 00:05:14,210, Character said: I honestly don't remember any.

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At 00:05:16,070, Character said: All right, look, Zooey,
just to clarify here,

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At 00:05:17,870, Character said: my dad worked for IBM,
so we moved a lot when I was a kid.

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At 00:05:20,970, Character said: Robbie always managed to have friends.

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At 00:05:22,810, Character said: Of course, he probably wanted
to s***k their dicks, but...

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At 00:05:24,820, Character said: Oswald!

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At 00:05:26,450, Character said: No, Mom, it's cool. I totally did.

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At 00:05:28,080, Character said: But he doesn't have to use
that kind of language.

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At 00:05:30,250, Character said: - Indeed.
- Why?

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At 00:05:31,380, Character said: My son is a gay man,
and I embrace his lifestyle.

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At 00:05:34,490, Character said: It's true. Dad loves the gays.

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At 00:05:36,290, Character said: I actually made him
an honorary homo last month.

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At 00:05:40,270, Character said: The point is, Zooey, Peter always
connected better with women.

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At 00:05:44,230, Character said: You know, I can see that
because he's a great boyfriend.

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At 00:05:47,500, Character said: Thank you, fianc�e.

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At 00:05:49,010, Character said: Also, you gotta understand, Zooey.

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At 00:05:50,340, Character said: Peter matured sexually
at a very early age.

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At 00:05:53,440, Character said: I remember taking him swimming
when he was 12 years old.

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At 00:05:55,510, Character said: Kid had a bush
like a 40-year-old Serbian.

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At 00:05:57,990, Character said: Come on. Okay.
Dad, please, stop talking.

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At 00:06:01,480, Character said: - Good to know.
- Nice.

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At 00:06:03,080, Character said: Come on. He had a Speedo full of Brillo.
Be proud.

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At 00:06:06,860, Character said: God.

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At 00:06:07,890, Character said: Who invited the stand-up comedian
over here?

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At 00:06:11,300, Character said: Zooey, here's the deal.
Peter's always been a "girlfriend guy."

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At 00:06:14,600, Character said: He put all his focus and energy
into his relationships,

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At 00:06:17,260, Character said: and all his dude friends
just fell by the wayside.

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At 00:06:19,670, Character said: Zooey, don't listen to him,...