South Park S27E01 hoetinkhof79 Subtitles

At 00:00:48,040, Character said: Alexa, put on 90.1.

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At 00:00:50,480, Character said: G***t it.

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At 00:00:51,920, Character said: Now playing radio station 90.1 FM.

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At 00:01:02,490, Character said: - What the f***k?

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At 00:01:06,710, Character said: Mom, something's wrong with my favorite show.

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At 00:01:08,670, Character said: It's just, like, static.

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At 00:01:09,930, Character said: - Your favorite show?

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At 00:01:11,150, Character said: Yeah, NPR, National Public Radio,

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At 00:01:13,590, Character said: where all the liberals bitch and whine about stuff.

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At 00:01:14,900, Character said: Something's wrong with it.

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At 00:01:16,110, Character said: - Oh, sweetie, the president canceled NPR.

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At 00:01:20,120, Character said: - What do you mean, the president canceled NPR?

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At 00:01:22,030, Character said: That was, like, the funniest s***t ever.

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At 00:01:23,300, Character said: - I don't know what to tell you, hon.

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At 00:01:25,650, Character said: - Oh, my God.

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At 00:01:28,610, Character said: You guys!

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At 00:01:29,820, Character said: You guys are not gonna believe this.

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At 00:01:31,170, Character said: The president of the United States canceled NPR.

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At 00:01:34,610, Character said: - What's NPR? - What's NPR?

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At 00:01:36,830, Character said: The funniest show ever where all the lesbians

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At 00:01:38,310, Character said: and Jews complain about stuff?

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At 00:01:39,830, Character said: The f***g president had it taken off the air!

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At 00:01:41,710, Character said: I mean, who the hell does this president think he is?

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At 00:01:43,530, Character said: The government can't cancel the show.

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At 00:01:45,400, Character said: I mean, what show are they gonna cancel next?

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At 00:01:48,280, Character said: It was seriously the best show.

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At 00:01:49,930, Character said: It had, like, gay rappers from Mexico all sad

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At 00:01:51,760, Character said: because girls in Pakistan g***t stoned to death.

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At 00:01:53,410, Character said: And guess why they g***t stoned to death?

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At 00:01:54,500, Character said: 'Cause they were raped!

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At 00:01:55,940, Character said: It was hilarious. Why would anyone cancel that?

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At 00:01:57,980, Character said: I don't know about you, but I'm worried about

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At 00:01:59,290, Character said: what this country's coming to.

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At 00:02:00,290, Character said: It seems like everybody's changing

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At 00:02:01,730, Character said: and suddenly woke stuff is off limits.

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At 00:02:03,420, Character said: I mean, it's like now everyone rips on the Jews,

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At 00:02:05,120, Character said: and it's totally fine.

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At 00:02:06,080, Character said: Huh, Kyle?

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At 00:02:09,390, Character said: See?

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At 00:02:10,340, Character said: What's wrong with Kyle?

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At 00:02:11,650, Character said: Everybody's given up.

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At 00:02:13,170, Character said: Attention, students.

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At 00:02:14,650, Character said: There will be a mandatory assembly this morning.

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At 00:02:17,780, Character said: All students report to the gym, mkay?

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At 00:02:20,920, Character said: - Oh, boy, PC Principal.

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At 00:02:22,570, Character said: He's not given up.

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At 00:02:27,010, Character said: - All right, everyone, listen up.

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At 00:02:29,190, Character said: Everybody, quiet!

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At 00:02:32,020, Character said: There's some bull crap going on in this country,

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At 00:02:34,240, Character said: and I ** not going to let it corrupt

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At 00:02:35,670, Character said: the environment at this school!

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At 00:02:37,240, Character said: - Oh, here we go.

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At 00:02:39,200, Character said: - Now, I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired

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At 00:02:40,590, Character said: of the way people are treated

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At 00:02:41,680, Character said: and mocked for being compassionate.

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At 00:02:43,590, Character said: It is out of control!

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At 00:02:45,640, Character said: There's only one thing that can bring some normality

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At 00:02:48,030, Character said: back to these corrupt times.

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At 00:02:49,770, Character said: And that is...

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At 00:02:51,780, Character said: our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

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At 00:02:55,130, Character said: - What?

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At 00:02:56,480, Character said: This school has traded truth for comfort

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At 00:02:59,040, Character said: and worships idols of self and sin.

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At 00:03:01,440, Character said: We were a nation under God, but now we spit in His face

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At 00:03:03,610, Character said: and wonder why everything's falling apart.

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At 00:03:05,400, Character said: There's only one way back--

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At 00:03:06,620, Character said: repent, bow to Christ,

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At 00:03:08,840, Character said: or be swept away with the rest of the godless lies.

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At 00:03:11,620, Character said: - What the hell, dude?

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At 00:03:13,800, Character said: - In order to turn things around,

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At 00:03:15,800, Character said: I'm going to be a Power Christian Principal.

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At 00:03:18,800, Character said: You can call me PC Principal.

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At 00:03:21,070, Character said: So now, I'd like you all to put your hands together

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At 00:03:23,590, Character said: in welcoming Christ our Lord.

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At 00:03:29,730, Character said: - Hello, my children.

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At 00:03:31,510, Character said: I ** the light and the way.

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At 00:03:34,600, Character said: Fellas, what the f***k is going on?

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At 00:03:37,080, Character said: - Yea, it is wonderful to be here,

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At 00:03:39,480, Character said: for where two or three gather in my name,

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At 00:03:42,300, Character said: there ** I with them.

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At 00:03:44,310, Character said: - That's right!

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At 00:03:45,390, Character said: That's right. Let's go, Jesus.

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At 00:03:46,660, Character said: F***k yeah!

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At 00:03:56,620, Character said: - So how was your day, guys?

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At 00:03:57,970, Character said: Anything fun happen at school?

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At 00:04:00,240, Character said: - No, not really.

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At 00:04:01,890, Character said: Uh, Jesus showed up.

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At 00:04:05,110, Character said: - Jesus?

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At 00:04:06,630, Character said: - Yeah.

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At 00:04:09,070, Character said: - What's Jesus doing in your school?

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At 00:04:11,330, Character said: - I don't know.

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At 00:04:14,550, Character said: - I don't think Jesus is allowed to be in schools.

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At 00:04:17,210, Character said: - Yeah, well, he was there.

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At 00:04:20,340, Character said: - Well, I think I'm gonna have to talk to somebody about this.

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At 00:04:23,650, Character said: Hey, uh, how's it going?

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At 00:04:25,220, Character said: Um, is Jesus supposed to be allowed in schools?

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At 00:04:32,530, Character said: Generally, the idea is that public schools

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At 00:04:34,570, Character said: have to maintain a separation of church and state,

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At 00:04:36,880, Character said: so they can't promote any one religion.

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At 00:04:38,880, Character said: - Yeah, that's what I thought.

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At 00:04:40,320, Character said: The government can't force a religion on my son.

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At 00:04:43,100, Character said: Public schools can teach about religions

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At 00:04:44,800, Character said: in a neutral educational way,

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At 00:04:46,800, Character said: but they can't endorse any particular one.

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At 00:04:49,020, Character said: Was it a lesson on all world religions?

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At 00:04:51,810, Character said: - Uh, no.

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At 00:04:53,380, Character said: My son said that Jesus was literally at his school.

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At 00:04:59,560, Character said: Then you're probably right to be concerned.

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At 00:05:01,990, Character said: It's good you're looking out for your son's education.

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At 00:05:04,300, Character said: - Thanks.

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At 00:05:05,740, Character said: It's really nice to have someone

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At 00:05:06,950, Character said: to talk to about all this.

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At 00:05:08,690, Character said: No worries.

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At 00:05:10,570, Character said: Let me know if there's any other way I can help.

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At 00:05:11,740, Character said: I'm always here.

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At 00:05:12,830, Character said: - You're so awesome. Thanks.

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At 00:05:16,350, Character said: Good night, honey.

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At 00:05:17,490, Character said: Have a great sleep,

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At 00:05:18,970, Character said: and I'm sure you'll do more amazing things tomorrow.

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At 00:05:20,970, Character said: - Ah.

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At 00:05:33,590, Character said: - Butters! - Ahh!

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At 00:05:35,110, Character said: - Butters, get over here.

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At 00:05:36,720, Character said: What did I tell you, man? This s***t is wack!

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At 00:05:38,510, Character said: PC Principal?

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At 00:05:39,990, Character said: If he's changed, then there's no hope!

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At 00:05:43,210, Character said: I think I know what's happening.

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At 00:05:45,300, Character said: I think woke is dead.

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At 00:05:49,080, Character said: - Woke is dead?

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At 00:05:50,560, Character said: - It's dead, Butters. It's gone!

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At 00:05:52,610, Character said: You can just say retarded now. Nobody cares.

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At 00:05:54,870, Character said: Everyone hates the Jews.

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At 00:05:56,090, Character said: Everyone's fine with using gay slurs.

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At 00:05:58,180, Character said: - Oh. Well, that's not good.

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At 00:05:59,570, Character said: - No, it's terrible!

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At 00:06:01,360, Character said: 'Cause now I don't know...

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At 00:06:03,790, Character said: what I'm supposed to do.

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At 00:06:11,760, Character said: - Eric?

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At 00:06:19,980, Character said: More protests today

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At 00:06:21,330, Character said: as the government pushes harder for Christianity

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At 00:06:23,030, Character said: in our nation's schools.

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At 00:06:24,860, Character said: The president stated earlier today that the spirit of Jesus

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At 00:06:27,560, Character said: is important to our...