Alert Missing Persons Unit - 03x08 Subtitles

At 00:00:12,357, Character said: Hey, Carmen, let
me give you a hand with that.

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At 00:00:14,663, Character said: Thanks, Pete.

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At 00:00:16,065, Character said: See you, Carmen!

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At 00:00:17,502, Character said: Hector, tell Jimmy
I said good luck on the S.A.T.s!

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At 00:00:22,845, Character said: Hey, Stevens.

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At 00:00:24,148, Character said: How we doing tonight, Carmen?

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At 00:00:25,985, Character said: Or should I say "this morning"?

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At 00:00:28,089, Character said: You should.

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At 00:00:29,560, Character said: Let's see.

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At 00:00:30,728, Character said: Uh, I g***t a past-due notice,

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At 00:00:32,616, Character said: my mother's pharmacy
denied her refills again...

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At 00:00:34,401, Character said: and I ** pretty sure

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At 00:00:35,494, Character said: the Philly Parking
Authority is out to get me.

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At 00:00:36,841, Character said: - I hate those bastards.
- Right?

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At 00:00:38,343, Character said: Paperwork's good.
Checked and double-checked.

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At 00:00:40,381, Character said: Well, Boss has us
spot-checking today, so.

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At 00:00:42,619, Character said: Oh, come on! I'm just
a regular Girl Scout.

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At 00:00:46,159, Character said: Plus, I gotta pee like a racehorse.

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At 00:00:50,574, Character said: All right.

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At 00:00:53,374, Character said: Hey... best to your mother.

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At 00:00:55,879, Character said: You are such a gentleman.

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At 00:01:04,395, Character said: Make sure the wife
gets one of those purses

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At 00:01:06,608, Character said: before you move 'em.

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At 00:01:07,734, Character said: Think that'll get me
out of the doghouse?

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At 00:01:09,072, Character said: Just pick a color that matches her eyes.

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At 00:01:10,904, Character said: You do know what
color they are, don't you?

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At 00:01:12,948, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:19,091, Character said: All right, we're good. Thanks, Joel.

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At 00:01:21,331, Character said: All right, call you for the next one.

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At 00:01:34,689, Character said: You scratch my hood,
we're gonna have a problem.

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At 00:01:36,888, Character said: Oh, we can't have that. I g***t
enough problems, Carmen.

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At 00:01:39,725, Character said: I know you?

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At 00:01:40,767, Character said: No, but I know you.

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At 00:01:43,741, Character said: I hear you're a problem-solver

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At 00:01:45,063, Character said: for folks who need to get
something from "A" to "B".

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At 00:01:46,914, Character said: Listen, pal.

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At 00:01:49,185, Character said: Assuming what you
heard about me were true,

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At 00:01:51,361, Character said: this is no way to go about an intro.

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At 00:01:53,192, Character said: This can't wait.

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At 00:01:54,796, Character said: Referrals only, buddy.

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At 00:01:56,408, Character said: Find yourself another customs broker.

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At 00:01:57,946, Character said: I don't do business this way.

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At 00:01:59,119, Character said: You do today.

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At 00:02:06,262, Character said: - Synced and corrected by actumaxime -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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At 00:02:23,420, Character said: Well, congratulations.

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At 00:02:24,853, Character said: You made us late.

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At 00:02:25,909, Character said: Well, the sandwich was worth it, no?

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At 00:02:27,522, Character said: Hell, yeah! I g***t egg on my tie.

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At 00:02:29,332, Character said: Well, I g***t a fix for
that... don't wear a tie.

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At 00:02:32,527, Character said: Yeah, that would be the
wrong thing to do today.

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At 00:02:34,442, Character said: No, it'd be the right thing to do today,

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At 00:02:36,740, Character said: and every day.

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At 00:02:37,949, Character said: You didn't read the email, did you?

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At 00:02:39,954, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:41,322, Character said: I... I don't... I don't, uh, like
emails that are annoying.

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At 00:02:44,963, Character said: Well, this is gonna be fun.

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At 00:02:47,368, Character said: What's gonna be fun?

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At 00:02:50,474, Character said: Thanks to your hard work,

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At 00:02:52,089, Character said: MPU leads the
department in closure rates,

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At 00:02:55,051, Character said: and, rest assured,

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At 00:02:56,301, Character said: I intend to keep that going.

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At 00:02:57,722, Character said: I'm looking forward to
getting to know you guys

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At 00:03:00,227, Character said: and continuing to keep Philly safe,

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At 00:03:01,831, Character said: but I'm not above bribery.

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At 00:03:03,266, Character said: There are fresh bagels on the counter.

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At 00:03:05,102, Character said: Help yourselves, and
let's have a great day.

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At 00:03:06,941, Character said: - Yeah.
- Yep.

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At 00:03:13,119, Character said: W... Why would they give
Bennett the big chair?

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At 00:03:15,695, Character said: And that's why you check your e-mails.

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At 00:03:17,656, Character said: Uh, but if he checked his e-mails,

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At 00:03:19,265, Character said: I would've missed this look on his face,

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At 00:03:20,461, Character said: which is wildly entertaining...

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At 00:03:21,743, Character said: look at you.

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At 00:03:22,745, Character said: What... What floor is the,
um, shooting range on again?

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At 00:03:25,705, Character said: I'm gonna go put holes in stuff now.

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At 00:03:27,707, Character said: - Hi.
- Oh, hi.

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At 00:03:28,836, Character said: Um, is this MPU?

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At 00:03:30,168, Character said: It is,

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At 00:03:31,170, Character said: and... and that woman
is in charge, apparently.

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At 00:03:33,213, Character said: Um, hi, I'm Detective Adebayo.

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At 00:03:35,632, Character said: How can I help you today?

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At 00:03:37,134, Character said: Carmen was gonna give me a ride home

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At 00:03:39,094, Character said: at the end of my shift,

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At 00:03:40,137, Character said: but then she just disappeared.

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At 00:03:41,513, Character said: And what time was that?

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At 00:03:42,681, Character said: Have you talked to your coworkers?

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At 00:03:44,190, Character said: No one's seen her.

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At 00:03:45,225, Character said: She didn't go back
to her office, either.

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At 00:03:46,601, Character said: Maybe something came
up? She had to leave?

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At 00:03:48,687, Character said: Her car's still there.

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At 00:03:50,060, Character said: I know Carmen, and this just...

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At 00:03:52,164, Character said: this doesn't make any sense.

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At 00:03:53,333, Character said: - Mm.
- Uh, listen.

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At 00:03:54,860, Character said: Things happen, you know?

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At 00:03:56,005, Character said: Cars break down, you grab a drink,

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At 00:03:57,529, Character said: take a cab. Why don't
we take the report,

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At 00:03:59,279, Character said: we'll give it 24 hours,
and we'll reevaluate?

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At 00:04:01,241, Character said: Uh, just so we have a
very complete report...

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At 00:04:04,494, Character said: you said

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At 00:04:05,874, Character said: that Carmen's disappearance
didn't make any sense to you,

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At 00:04:08,582, Character said: Natalie, why is that?

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At 00:04:09,749, Character said: Carmen runs her own business.

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At 00:04:11,334, Character said: She's a customs broker.

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At 00:04:12,471, Character said: Times are tough, and
she's g***t a sick mother.

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At 00:04:15,255, Character said: Great. Thanks for the context...

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At 00:04:16,944, Character said: Every dime...

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At 00:04:17,955, Character said: goes to her mom's
care, and then the rent.

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At 00:04:19,968, Character said: Carmen doesn't date, and
she doesn't take a day off.

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At 00:04:22,746, Character said: She'd never take off like this.

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At 00:04:26,065, Character said: I know it.

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At 00:04:27,334, Character said: So it's easy enough for
me to run a quick profile

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At 00:04:30,817, Character said: and send the guys out to
the customs warehouse.

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At 00:04:33,023, Character said: I mean, it's either that,

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At 00:04:34,026, Character said: or I have another one
of those fantastic bagels,

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At 00:04:36,610, Character said: but, to be honest with
you, I ** carbed out.

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At 00:04:40,695, Character said: There's a reason for our closure rates.

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At 00:04:47,107, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:48,109, Character said: Uh, we will get a team on it right away.

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At 00:04:50,165, Character said: Great. Um, thank you.

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At 00:04:52,125, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:04:54,789, Character said: Where can we find Agent Stevens?

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At 00:04:57,796, Character said: - Down here?
- Huh? There.

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At 00:04:59,444, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:05:00,466, Character said: Well, this is pretty exciting.

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At 00:05:02,886, Character said: The Wicked Witch's first case.

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At 00:05:04,262, Character said: You know, I thought
you and Bennett made up

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At 00:05:05,722, Character said: after the Ring Bearer case.

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At 00:05:06,723, Character said: We made up... we made up

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At 00:05:07,807, Character said: because I thought I was never
gonna have to see her again.

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At 00:05:09,768, Character said: Okay? But this is an obvious move.

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At 00:05:11,478, Character said: I know exactly what she's doing.

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At 00:05:12,592, Character said: What is?

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At 00:05:13,761, Character said: Okay, she's my rookie, and
she throws me under the bus.

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At 00:05:17,234, Character said: Now she's in charge...
she's driving the bus. See?

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At 00:05:19,736, Character said: Let me ask you...

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At 00:05:21,029, Character said: how's the weather on
Planet Jason right now?

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At 00:05:23,156, Character said: It's dark and cloudy, like you.

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At 00:05:25,083, Character said: "Dark and cloudy" like me.

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At 00:05:27,035, Character said: - Is that a Black joke?
- Absolutely.

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At 00:05:28,824, Character said: Mm. Racisms. I love the racisms, bro.

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At 00:05:31,481, Character said: Agent Stevens?...