The.Emperors.New.Groove.2000.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.ENG Subtitles

00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,Will you take a look at that?

00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,Pretty pathetic, huh?

00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:38,Well, you'll never believe this,

00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,but that llama you're looking at
was once a human being.

00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,And not just any human being.

00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,That guy was an emperor.

00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,A rich, powerful ball of charisma.

00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,Oh, yeah!

00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,This is his story.

00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,Well, actually my story.

00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:56,That's right. I'm that llama.

00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:59,The name is Kuzco...

00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,Emperor Kuzco.

00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:05,I was the world's nicest guy,
and they ruined my life for no reason.

00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,Is that hard to believe?

00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:09,Look, I tell you what.
You go back aways...

00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:12,You know, before I was a llama,
and this will all make sense.

00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,All right, now see,
that's a little too far back.

00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:17,Look at me!

00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,That's me as a baby.

00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,All right, let's move ahead.

00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:43,Yeah.

00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,There are despots and dictators

00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:48,Political manipulators

00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:52,There are blue bloods
with the intellects of fleas

00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:54,There are kings and catty tyrants

00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:57,Who are so lacking in refinements

00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,They'd be better suited
swinging from the trees

00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,He was born and raised to rule

00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:06,No one has ever been as cool

00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:09,In a thousand years of aristocracy

00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,An enigma and a mystery

00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,In Mesoamerican history

00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:18,The quintessence
of perfection that is he

00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,Okay, this is the real me. Not this.

00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,This. Not this.

00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,Winner! Loser.

00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,Okay, see this palace?
Everyone in it is at my command.

00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,Check this out.

00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,Butler.

00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:33,Chef.

00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:35,Theme song guy.

00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,Yeah!

00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,He's the sovereign lord of the nation

00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:42,He's the hippest cat in creation

00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:45,He's the alpha, the omega, A to Z

00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,And this perfect world will spin

00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,Around his every little whim

00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,'Cause this perfect world
begins and ends with

00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:55,Me.

00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,What's his name?

00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:59,Kuzco

00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,That's his name

00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:02,Kuzco

00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,He's the king of the world

00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,Kuzco

00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,Is he hip or what?

00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,Kuzco

00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,Yeah

00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,You threw off my groove!

00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:21,I'm sorry, but you've thrown off
the emperor's groove.

00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,Sorry!

00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:26,You were saying?

00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:29,What's his name?
Kuzco

00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,Kuzco

00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,That's his name

00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,Is he hip or what?

00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:47,Don't you know
he's the king of the world?

00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,Yeah

00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,Boom, baby!

00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,Your Highness,
it is time for you to choose your bride.

00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,All righty.

00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,Trot out the ladies.

00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,Let's take a look-see.

00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,Hate your hair. Not likely.

00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:14,And let me guess.
You have a great personality.

00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,Is this really the best you could do?

00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:18,Yes. Oh, no. I mean, perhaps...

00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,What is he babbling about?

00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,He's like the thing
that wouldn't shut up.

00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:27,Anyway, still wondering
about that llama in the opening?

00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,Well, let me show you the people
responsible for ruining my life.

00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,First, there's Pacha.

00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,Excuse me.
I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco.

00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,You see, I g***t this summons...

00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:43,Inside, up the stairs, and to the left.
Just follow the signs.

00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,Great. Thanks a lot.

00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:50,And don't be fooled
by the folksy peasant look.

00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,Pardon me. That's mine.

00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:54,Here you go.

00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:00,Hey. Are you all right? Here. Let me...

00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,- You're so very kind.
- What happened?

00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:05,Well, I threw off the emperor's groove.

00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,- What?
- His groove!

00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:09,The rhythm in which he lives his life,
his pattern of behavior.

00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,I threw it off,

00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,and the emperor had me
thrown out the window.

00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,Really? I'm supposed to see him today.

00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:17,Don't throw off his groove!

00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:18,Okay.

00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,Beware the groove.

00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:21,Hey, are you gonna be all right?

00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,Groove.

00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,You see what I mean?

00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,This guy's trouble, but as bad as he is,

00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:29,he is nothing compared
to what's coming up next.

00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,And why have you come here today?

00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:36,Well... Your Highness...
I mean, Your Grace.

00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:39,Okay, gang.
Check out this piece of work.

00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:42,This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor,

00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:45,living proof that dinosaurs
once roamed the Earth.

00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,And let's not forget
Yzma's right-hand man.

00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,Every decade or so
she gets a new one.

00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,This year's model is called Kronk.

00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,Yeah, I g***t that there, Yzma.

00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:00,Yep, that's Kronk.

00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,Now lately, Yzma's
gotten into this bad habit

00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:06,of trying to run the country
behind my back,

00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,and I'm thinkin' that's g***t to stop.

00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:11,It is no concern of mine
whether your family has...

00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,What was it again?

00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,Food.

00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,You really should have thought of that
before you became peasants.

00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:21,We're through here.
Take him away. Next!

00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:24,But I... Okay.

00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,The nerve of some of those peasants?

00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,Tell me about it.

00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,Hi there.

00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,Your Highness.

00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,You were doing it again.

00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:43,Doing? Doing... Doing what?

00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:44,Doing my job.

00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:47,I'm the emperor,
and you're the emperor's advisor.

00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:49,- Remember that?
- But, Your Highness,

00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,I was only dealing with
meaningless peasant matters.

00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,Look at these wrinkles.

00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,What is holding this woman together?

00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:02,What the...
How long has that been there?

00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:05,Good thinkin', Yzma.
What do you say, Kuzco?

00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,No touchy!

00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:08,No touchy. No touch.

00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:11,Excuse me, Your Highness.
The village leader is here to see you.

00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,Great. Send him in.

00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:14,And by the way, you're fired.

00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:16,Fired?...