The.Emperors.New.Groove.2000.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.ENG Subtitles

At 00:00:34,117, Character said: Will you take a look at that?

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At 00:00:35,827, Character said: Pretty pathetic, huh?

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At 00:00:37,620, Character said: Well, you'll never believe this,

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At 00:00:38,872, Character said: but that llama you're looking at
was once a human being.

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At 00:00:42,083, Character said: And not just any human being.

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At 00:00:43,752, Character said: That guy was an emperor.

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At 00:00:45,295, Character said: A rich, powerful ball of charisma.

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At 00:00:47,380, Character said: Oh, yeah!

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At 00:00:50,133, Character said: This is his story.

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At 00:00:51,718, Character said: Well, actually my story.

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At 00:00:54,262, Character said: That's right. I'm that llama.

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At 00:00:56,931, Character said: The name is Kuzco...

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At 00:00:59,434, Character said: Emperor Kuzco.

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At 00:01:01,895, Character said: I was the world's nicest guy,
and they ruined my life for no reason.

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At 00:01:05,815, Character said: Is that hard to believe?

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At 00:01:07,108, Character said: Look, I tell you what.
You go back aways...

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At 00:01:09,402, Character said: You know, before I was a llama,
and this will all make sense.

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At 00:01:13,573, Character said: All right, now see,
that's a little too far back.

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At 00:01:16,117, Character said: Look at me!

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At 00:01:17,619, Character said: That's me as a baby.

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At 00:01:23,249, Character said: All right, let's move ahead.

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At 00:01:42,393, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:43,895, Character said: There are despots and dictators

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At 00:01:45,688, Character said: Political manipulators

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At 00:01:48,233, Character said: There are blue bloods
with the intellects of fleas

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At 00:01:52,570, Character said: There are kings and catty tyrants

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At 00:01:54,656, Character said: Who are so lacking in refinements

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At 00:01:57,909, Character said: They'd be better suited
swinging from the trees

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At 00:02:01,162, Character said: He was born and raised to rule

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At 00:02:03,498, Character said: No one has ever been as cool

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At 00:02:06,167, Character said: In a thousand years of aristocracy

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At 00:02:10,630, Character said: An enigma and a mystery

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At 00:02:13,049, Character said: In Mesoamerican history

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At 00:02:15,093, Character said: The quintessence
of perfection that is he

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At 00:02:20,098, Character said: Okay, this is the real me. Not this.

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At 00:02:22,475, Character said: This. Not this.

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At 00:02:23,977, Character said: Winner! Loser.

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At 00:02:26,146, Character said: Okay, see this palace?
Everyone in it is at my command.

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At 00:02:29,399, Character said: Check this out.

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At 00:02:30,817, Character said: Butler.

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At 00:02:32,610, Character said: Chef.

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At 00:02:34,779, Character said: Theme song guy.

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At 00:02:36,281, Character said: Yeah!

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At 00:02:37,740, Character said: He's the sovereign lord of the nation

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At 00:02:39,742, Character said: He's the hippest cat in creation

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At 00:02:42,328, Character said: He's the alpha, the omega, A to Z

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At 00:02:46,457, Character said: And this perfect world will spin

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At 00:02:48,960, Character said: Around his every little whim

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At 00:02:51,171, Character said: 'Cause this perfect world
begins and ends with

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At 00:02:54,048, Character said: Me.

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At 00:02:55,175, Character said: What's his name?

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At 00:02:56,217, Character said: Kuzco

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At 00:02:59,679, Character said: That's his name

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At 00:03:01,055, Character said: Kuzco

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At 00:03:02,849, Character said: He's the king of the world

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At 00:03:05,018, Character said: Kuzco

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At 00:03:07,103, Character said: Is he hip or what?

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At 00:03:08,897, Character said: Kuzco

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At 00:03:10,857, Character said: Yeah

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At 00:03:16,529, Character said: You threw off my groove!

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At 00:03:18,364, Character said: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off
the emperor's groove.

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At 00:03:22,660, Character said: Sorry!

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At 00:03:25,538, Character said: You were saying?

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At 00:03:26,623, Character said: What's his name?
Kuzco

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At 00:03:29,209, Character said: Kuzco

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At 00:03:36,633, Character said: That's his name

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At 00:03:40,386, Character said: Is he hip or what?

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At 00:03:43,681, Character said: Don't you know
he's the king of the world?

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At 00:03:49,938, Character said: Yeah

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At 00:03:56,361, Character said: Boom, baby!

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At 00:03:58,238, Character said: Your Highness,
it is time for you to choose your bride.

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At 00:04:00,823, Character said: All righty.

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At 00:04:02,325, Character said: Trot out the ladies.

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At 00:04:04,577, Character said: Let's take a look-see.

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At 00:04:06,079, Character said: Hate your hair. Not likely.

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At 00:04:10,792, Character said: And let me guess.
You have a great personality.

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At 00:04:14,337, Character said: Is this really the best you could do?

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At 00:04:16,130, Character said: Yes. Oh, no. I mean, perhaps...

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At 00:04:18,967, Character said: What is he babbling about?

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At 00:04:20,969, Character said: He's like the thing
that wouldn't shut up.

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At 00:04:23,304, Character said: Anyway, still wondering
about that llama in the opening?

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At 00:04:27,934, Character said: Well, let me show you the people
responsible for ruining my life.

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At 00:04:32,146, Character said: First, there's Pacha.

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At 00:04:35,400, Character said: Excuse me.
I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco.

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At 00:04:37,777, Character said: You see, I g***t this summons...

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At 00:04:39,404, Character said: Inside, up the stairs, and to the left.
Just follow the signs.

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At 00:04:44,033, Character said: Great. Thanks a lot.

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At 00:04:47,495, Character said: And don't be fooled
by the folksy peasant look.

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At 00:04:52,458, Character said: Pardon me. That's mine.

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At 00:04:53,876, Character said: Here you go.

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At 00:04:54,961, Character said: - Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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At 00:04:58,047, Character said: Hey. Are you all right? Here. Let me...

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At 00:05:00,133, Character said: - You're so very kind.
- What happened?

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At 00:05:02,093, Character said: Well, I threw off the emperor's groove.

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At 00:05:05,305, Character said: - What?
- His groove!

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At 00:05:06,472, Character said: The rhythm in which he lives his life,
his pattern of behavior.

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At 00:05:09,267, Character said: I threw it off,

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At 00:05:10,393, Character said: and the emperor had me
thrown out the window.

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At 00:05:13,563, Character said: Really? I'm supposed to see him today.

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At 00:05:15,898, Character said: Don't throw off his groove!

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At 00:05:17,775, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:18,818, Character said: Beware the groove.

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At 00:05:20,361, Character said: Hey, are you gonna be all right?

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At 00:05:21,904, Character said: Groove.

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At 00:05:23,990, Character said: You see what I mean?

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At 00:05:25,658, Character said: This guy's trouble, but as bad as he is,

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At 00:05:28,411, Character said: he is nothing compared
to what's coming up next.

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At 00:05:30,663, Character said: And why have you come here today?

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At 00:05:33,041, Character said: Well... Your Highness...
I mean, Your Grace.

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At 00:05:36,627, Character said: Okay, gang.
Check out this piece of work.

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At 00:05:39,380, Character said: This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor,

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At 00:05:42,717, Character said: living proof that dinosaurs
once roamed the Earth.

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At 00:05:45,428, Character said: And let's not forget
Yzma's right-hand man.

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At 00:05:47,847, Character said: Every decade or so
she gets a new one.

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At 00:05:49,891, Character said: This year's model is called Kronk.

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At 00:05:54,020, Character said: Yeah, I g***t that there, Yzma.

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At 00:05:58,649, Character said: Yep, that's Kronk.

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At 00:06:00,902, Character said: Now lately, Yzma's
gotten into this bad habit

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At 00:06:03,529, Character said: of trying to run the country
behind my back,

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At 00:06:06,157, Character said: and I'm thinkin' that's g***t to stop.

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At 00:06:08,201, Character said: It is no concern of mine
whether your family has...

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At 00:06:11,537, Character said: What was it again?

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At 00:06:13,373, Character said: Food.

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At 00:06:15,041, Character said: You really should have thought of that
before you became peasants.

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At 00:06:18,294, Character said: We're through here.
Take him away. Next!

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At 00:06:21,756, Character said: But I... Okay.

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At 00:06:28,388, Character said: The nerve of some of those peasants?

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At 00:06:30,390, Character said: Tell me about it.

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At 00:06:32,392, Character said: Hi there.

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At 00:06:34,060, Character said: Your Highness.

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At 00:06:39,107, Character said: You were doing it again.

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At 00:06:40,274, Character said: Doing? Doing... Doing what?

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At 00:06:43,277, Character said: Doing my job.

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At 00:06:44,612, Character said: I'm the emperor,
and you're the emperor's advisor.

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At 00:06:47,573, Character said: - Remember that?
- But, Your Highness,

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At 00:06:49,409, Character said: I was only dealing with
meaningless peasant matters.

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At 00:06:53,579, Character said: Look at these wrinkles.

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At 00:06:56,374, Character said: What is holding this woman together?

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At 00:06:59,335, Character said: What the...
How long has that been there?

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At 00:07:02,797, Character said: Good thinkin', Yzma.
What do you say, Kuzco?

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At 00:07:05,425, Character said: No touchy!

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At 00:07:06,759, Character said: No touchy. No touch.

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At 00:07:08,636, Character said: Excuse me, Your Highness.
The village leader is here to see you.

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At 00:07:11,389, Character said: Great. Send him in.

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At 00:07:13,015, Character said: And by the way, you're fired.

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At 00:07:14,725, Character said: Fired?...