The Jeffersons Honeymoon Hotel S10E21 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,940, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
to the...

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At 00:01:22,000, Character said: You forgot to finish Tom's name.

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At 00:01:23,660, Character said: No, I didn't. I just ran out of icing.

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At 00:01:26,480, Character said: I mean, I figure after 30 years, they
both ought to know who she's married to.

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At 00:01:32,580, Character said: Hey, Weez. Hey, Flo. Hey, a cake.

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At 00:01:35,020, Character said: What's the occasion?

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At 00:01:36,220, Character said: Oh, now, George, don't tell me you
forgot such an important anniversary.

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At 00:01:40,200, Character said: Of course not. How could I forget
something like that? Happy anniversary,

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At 00:01:43,240, Character said: sweetheart.

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At 00:01:45,560, Character said: I'd suggest hitting him with the cake,
but I want the Willis to see it.

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At 00:01:50,100, Character said: Uh, George.

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At 00:01:51,550, Character said: It's not our anniversary. It's the
Willis's. Well, now, who could remember

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At 00:01:55,270, Character said: something like that?

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At 00:01:56,430, Character said: I did.

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At 00:01:57,470, Character said: I know, Weezy, but see, that's because
you ain't g***t nothing else going for

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At 00:02:00,110, Character said: yourself.

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At 00:02:02,270, Character said: Go ahead. Hit him with the cake.

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At 00:02:05,170, Character said: George, we talked about today a week
ago, and we all agreed that we'd make

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At 00:02:10,330, Character said: something personal for Tom and Ellen to
show them what we think of them. Now,

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At 00:02:14,610, Character said: what are you going to make? Look, Weezy,
it's still early in the day. I'll think

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At 00:02:17,410, Character said: of something personal and special.

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At 00:02:19,590, Character said: Like what?

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At 00:02:20,910, Character said: A d***n good excuse.

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At 00:02:23,550, Character said: Well, I'll give you an excuse. How about
your wife dislocating your thumbs?

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At 00:02:29,090, Character said: Oh, this is so Mr.

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At 00:02:30,330, Character said: Willis' 30th anniversary.

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At 00:02:31,870, Character said: You act like this wasn't a lifetime
thing or something.

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At 00:02:34,970, Character said: Who's y 'all getting so great?

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At 00:02:36,950, Character said: Uh, now, for your information, George,
Florence spent the whole morning baking

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At 00:02:43,330, Character said: them this cake.

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At 00:02:44,550, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:02:45,590, Character said: Why, no. I'll get them coffins.

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At 00:02:50,030, Character said: Mr. Jefferson, you can make fun of me
all you want, but I draw the line at

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At 00:02:53,330, Character said: insulting Betty Crocker.

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At 00:02:57,550, Character said: Mr. Jefferson, where should I put this
until the willifers come down? Why don't

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At 00:03:00,490, Character said: you take it down to the river and rent
it out as an anchor?

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At 00:03:04,950, Character said: Why don't you come with me and I'll rent
you out as bait?

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At 00:03:11,470, Character said: George, I wish you would cooperate.

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At 00:03:14,010, Character said: Now, I know you can find the time to
think of a gift of your own.

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At 00:03:18,410, Character said: Something... thoughtful and meaningful.

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At 00:03:21,100, Character said: See, if you hadn't said something
thoughtful and meaningful, I could have

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At 00:03:24,660, Character said: them this dumb photo album.

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At 00:03:27,040, Character said: Well, that's my gift to them.

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At 00:03:29,120, Character said: Not anymore, Nate.

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At 00:03:31,320, Character said: Why not?

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At 00:03:32,400, Character said: Because now it's our gift to them.

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At 00:03:35,920, Character said: Well, okay.

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At 00:03:38,180, Character said: But if you want to take credit, you
should know what it is.

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At 00:03:42,400, Character said: It's sort of a photographic history of
their marriage since we've met them.

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At 00:03:47,280, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:48,420, Character said: It's okay, except the picture's all
messed up.

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At 00:03:51,100, Character said: Why? What's wrong?

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At 00:03:52,720, Character said: The Willises are in every picture.

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At 00:03:58,420, Character said: Joke about it as much as you want to,
George, but this is a very special

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At 00:04:03,100, Character said: occasion. One of the happiest days of
their lives.

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At 00:04:06,960, Character said: Oh, Tom, dry up.

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At 00:04:10,300, Character said: We always do what you want to do. Now
this time, you're going to do what I

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At 00:04:13,800, Character said: to do. Forget it, Helen. I've made up my
mind, and there's no changing it. Oh,

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At 00:04:16,640, Character said: there isn't? Then maybe you'd just like
to spend your 30th anniversary alone.

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At 00:04:20,399, Character said: Just maybe I would.

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At 00:04:22,079, Character said: Helen, Tom, what's going on here?

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At 00:04:24,480, Character said: Oh, I don't know, Louise.

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At 00:04:26,200, Character said: What started off as a happy anniversary,
Tom has turned into one of the worst

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At 00:04:30,120, Character said: days of my life.

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At 00:04:31,280, Character said: Happy anniversary. Oh, not now,
Florence.

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At 00:04:34,660, Character said: Happy anniversary. Florence, not now!

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At 00:04:50,380, Character said: Excuse us, but Helena and I came down
here hoping that you two could settle a

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At 00:04:55,440, Character said: small dispute.

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At 00:04:56,760, Character said: Now, I don't know whether you noticed it
or not, but we've been quarreling.

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At 00:04:59,740, Character said: Hey, we don't mind. Just don't bleed on
the furniture.

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At 00:05:03,320, Character said: Well, I just want to know what this is
all about.

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At 00:05:06,960, Character said: It's about where we're going to spend
our anniversary night. That's right, and

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At 00:05:10,840, Character said: that's why we're here. Now, we decided
to present our cases to you two

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At 00:05:14,560, Character said: anonymously and then abide by whatever
you say.

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At 00:05:18,400, Character said: Well... I don't know. This is your
anniversary, and I'm sure George and

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At 00:05:23,010, Character said: come on, Weezy. They're our friends.
They need us. They care about us.

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At 00:05:26,150, Character said: And either way, we're going to get rid
of them for the weekend. So go ahead and

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At 00:05:29,570, Character said: shoot. Well, as Tom said, we decided to
make this anonymous.

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At 00:05:34,190, Character said: So I'm going to give you both of our
suggestions, but I'm not going to tell

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At 00:05:37,930, Character said: whose idea is whose.

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At 00:05:40,350, Character said: Well, now, that sounds fair.

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At 00:05:42,670, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:43,840, Character said: Now, one of us wants to go on a carefree
getaway weekend just the two of us to

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At 00:05:49,300, Character said: the Plaza Hotel, one of the most
elegant, romantic, luxurious places in

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At 00:05:55,220, Character said: world.

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At 00:05:56,640, Character said: And the other one wants to go on a
boring, disgusting fishing trip to a

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At 00:06:03,560, Character said: greasy, filthy log cabin God knows where
in Canada.

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At 00:06:09,400, Character said: Now, as I said, I'm not going to tell
you whose idea is whose.

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At 00:06:14,160, Character said: But what do you think?

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At 00:06:15,560, Character said: Just one moment, Helen. Now, that's not
fair.

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At 00:06:18,080, Character said: I saw you giving Louise clues with your
eyes.

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At 00:06:21,360, Character said: I did not.

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At 00:06:23,060, Character said: And how dare you call that cabin filthy?

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At 00:06:25,080, Character said: Oh, now, Tom, I saw the brochure. The
floor is covered with dirt.

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At 00:06:28,740, Character said: Oh, that's all you know about it. The
dirt is the floor.

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At 00:06:33,860, Character said: And you never even mention the most
important feature.

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At 00:06:36,880, Character said: Separate bedrooms?

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At 00:06:40,020, Character said: Worm farm on the premises.

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At 00:06:42,320, Character said: Oh, talk about having your cake and
eating it.

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At 00:06:46,100, Character said: Not that one.

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At 00:06:49,600, Character said: Look, Helen, I have nothing against the
plaza, but it's right around the corner.

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At 00:06:54,120, Character said: What kind of anniversary is that?

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At 00:06:56,140, Character said: I mean, where's the adventure?

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At 00:06:58,120, Character said: The intrigue?

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At 00:06:59,740, Character said: Where's the mystery, Helen?

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At 00:07:01,580, Character said: Where?

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At 00:07:05,420, Character said: The mystery is at the worm farm, Tom.

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At 00:07:08,560, Character said: And when you get there, you'll discover
the name of it.

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At 00:07:11,840, Character said: The case of the missing wife.

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At 00:07:14,600, Character said: Can't you stop being so stubborn and see
things my way for once? Me?

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At 00:07:18,200, Character said: Me? It's you. You're the one who refuses
to budge. I love this.

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At 00:07:26,220, Character said: Are we ready for the case?

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At 00:07:28,540, Character said: No, not now, Florence, but soon.

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At 00:07:31,760, Character said: Now, look, I can settle this whole
thing.

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At 00:07:34,680, Character said: Helen, now, you sit here.

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At 00:07:37,000, Character said: Get up, George. Hey, wait a minute. I
live here.

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At 00:07:41,690, Character said: live someplace else.

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At 00:07:47,870, Character said: Tom, you here.

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At 00:07:50,190, Character said: Oh, well, uh... Now,

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At 00:07:55,070, Character said: 30 years together is a long time. And
the purpose of an anniversary is to

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At 00:08:01,690, Character said: celebrate that.

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At 00:08:03,370, Character said: Now, as a gift to you...

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At 00:08:06,190, Character said: I have made this photo album to show
some of the high points of your

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At 00:08:11,530, Character said: The fun times.

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At 00:08:13,490, Character said: Actually, the whole thing was my idea.

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At 00:08:17,110, Character said: I allowed her to do the gluing and
pasting and stuff like that.

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At 00:08:24,050, Character said: And just to remind you...

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At 00:08:27,520, Character said: Of how much fun you two have shared over
the...