South.Park.S27E02.G***t.A.Nut.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:01,523, Character said: ♪ MTV

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At 00:00:11,968, Character said: ♪ I'm goin' down
to South Park ♪

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At 00:00:13,404, Character said: ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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At 00:00:15,406, Character said: ♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪

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At 00:00:17,104, Character said: ♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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At 00:00:18,714, Character said: ♪ I'm goin' down
to South Park ♪

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At 00:00:19,932, Character said: ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind

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At 00:00:21,934, Character said: ♪ Ample parking day
or night ♪

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At 00:00:23,675, Character said: ♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪

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At 00:00:25,460, Character said: ♪ I'm headin' on down
to South Park ♪

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At 00:00:26,548, Character said: ♪ Gonna see
if I can't unwind ♪

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At 00:00:31,944, Character said: ♪ Come on down
to South Park ♪

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At 00:00:33,250, Character said: ♪ And meet some friends
of mine ♪

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At 00:00:49,571, Character said: He's gone too far
this time, dude.

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At 00:00:51,399, Character said: The stuff he's saying about
Jews is out of control.

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At 00:00:53,792, Character said: Bro, you just
g***t to ignore him.

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At 00:00:55,316, Character said: Bro, it's pretty hard
to ignore him

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At 00:00:56,708, Character said: when he's saying it
all on a podcast.

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At 00:00:58,362, Character said: He actually said that
all women are whores,

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At 00:01:00,843, Character said: and the only thing we're
good at is murdering babies.

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At 00:01:03,411, Character said: Look, guys,
just leave it alone.

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At 00:01:04,716, Character said: Don't give him
any more attention.

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At 00:01:06,240, Character said: That's easy
for you to say, dude.

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At 00:01:07,719, Character said: Yeah, you are one
of the multitudes of groups

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At 00:01:09,547, Character said: he's spewing
his stupid s***t about.

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At 00:01:11,723, Character said: Hey, guys.

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At 00:01:12,507, Character said: Who are you talking about?

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At 00:01:13,812, Character said: both: Clyde.

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At 00:01:14,944, Character said: Clyde?

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At 00:01:16,076, Character said: Yeah, and his stupid
debating podcast.

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At 00:01:18,252, Character said: Hey, here he comes.

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At 00:01:20,993, Character said: Whatever, guys.

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At 00:01:21,994, Character said: Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.

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At 00:01:24,649, Character said: You don't know a thing
about the Jewish people.

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At 00:01:26,434, Character said: Yeah, and shut up
about girls' bodies.

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At 00:01:28,740, Character said: Well, that sounds like a very
female and Jew thing to say.

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At 00:01:31,352, Character said: If you guys don't like it,

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At 00:01:32,614, Character said: why don't you come debate me
on my podcast?

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At 00:01:34,398, Character said: We're not indulging
your stupid podcast.

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At 00:01:36,966, Character said: Yeah, screw you, fat a***s.

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At 00:01:40,317, Character said: Wha-- what?

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At 00:01:43,538, Character said: Now, as your counselor,

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At 00:01:45,017, Character said: I want to try and understand
why you're doing

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At 00:01:46,976, Character said: all these bad things
you're doing.

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At 00:01:49,674, Character said: The other students are
very upset at this podcast.

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At 00:01:52,634, Character said: And what makes you think
you g***t to say

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At 00:01:54,592, Character said: all this stuff, Clyde?

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At 00:01:56,333, Character said: Hey, I'm just trying
to make my nut, man.

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At 00:02:00,424, Character said: Y-your nut?

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At 00:02:01,643, Character said: Yeah, you know,
kids have it tough these days.

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At 00:02:03,427, Character said: We g***t Xbox subscriptions,
PS5, Steam subscriptions,

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At 00:02:06,256, Character said: Netflix, HBO,
you want to order DoorDash.

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At 00:02:08,650, Character said: My nut's about 60 bucks a week.

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At 00:02:10,478, Character said: So you know, as a kid,
if you could do a podcast,

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At 00:02:12,306, Character said: say some really divisive s***t,
then you could make your nut.

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At 00:02:16,266, Character said: Well, Clyde, there's more
important things

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At 00:02:18,050, Character said: than a nut, mkay?

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At 00:02:20,444, Character said: Like what?

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At 00:02:21,663, Character said: Well, like being nice,
mkay,

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At 00:02:24,361, Character said: making people smile,
helping people out.

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At 00:02:26,798, Character said: That's why
I became a counselor.

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At 00:02:29,018, Character said: Yes?

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At 00:02:30,324, Character said: Mr. Mackey, I need you
to pack your stuff.

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At 00:02:32,064, Character said: You've been fired, bud.

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At 00:02:33,109, Character said: W-what?

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At 00:02:34,676, Character said: Government's doing away with
needless spending in schools.

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At 00:02:36,547, Character said: Get your things.
Last paycheck's up front.

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At 00:02:38,636, Character said: What are you talking about?

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At 00:02:40,421, Character said: Hey, wait a minute,
PC Principal.

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At 00:02:42,205, Character said: Power Christian Principle, yes.

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At 00:02:43,815, Character said: I've worked here
for 26 years.

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At 00:02:45,861, Character said: We appreciate your service
to this school,

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At 00:02:47,297, Character said: but the government's cutting
back on unnecessary expenses.

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At 00:02:49,908, Character said: Well, what's more important
than a school counselor?

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At 00:02:52,302, Character said: Schools have
one counselor now,

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At 00:02:54,043, Character said: and he is the greatest
counselor that ever lived.

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At 00:02:56,219, Character said: Thanks for everything.
Now, pack your s***t.

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At 00:03:02,356, Character said: But...

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At 00:03:03,879, Character said: what about my nut?

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At 00:03:20,461, Character said:
Hello, and welcome

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At 00:03:21,592, Character said: to the "Clyde Donovan
Podcast."

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At 00:03:26,858, Character said: Welcome to
the Channel of Truth, guys.

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At 00:03:28,904, Character said: You can't trust Jews,

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At 00:03:29,992, Character said: white people are
the underprivileged,

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At 00:03:31,211, Character said: and women belong at home.

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At 00:03:32,560, Character said: I'd like to welcome
our first guest

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At 00:03:33,865, Character said: to the debate, Eric Cartman.

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At 00:03:38,870, Character said: What the hell do you think
you're doing, Clyde?

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At 00:03:40,611, Character said: We're here speaking the truth
about the Jews

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At 00:03:42,134, Character said: and the underprivileged
white class--

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At 00:03:43,484, Character said: That's my shtick.

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At 00:03:44,615, Character said: Knock it off, Clyde.
You stole my idea.

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At 00:03:46,791, Character said: I don't know about
stealing ideas,

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At 00:03:48,228, Character said: but I do know about some
amazing supplement powders

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At 00:03:50,012, Character said: that are an absolute steal--
- Supplement powders?

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At 00:03:51,535, Character said: HE-MAN supplement powders
can really help you

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At 00:03:53,058, Character said: bulk up and get--
- Are you f***g serious?

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At 00:03:55,147, Character said: People are sponsoring you
for ripping me off?

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At 00:03:57,019, Character said: And it's really just the best
way to get ripped quick.

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At 00:03:58,412, Character said: So be sure to get some.

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At 00:03:59,978, Character said: And also, be sure to hashtag
#RespectClydesAuthority.

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At 00:04:02,459, Character said: What?

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At 00:04:05,506, Character said: So after losing my job,
I realized

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At 00:04:07,682, Character said: I really better get a handle
on how much I spend a month.

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At 00:04:11,555, Character said: Yes, Mr. Mackey.

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At 00:04:12,600, Character said: Looking over
your portfolio here,

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At 00:04:14,079, Character said: it appears you've g***t about
an $8,000 a month nut.

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At 00:04:17,431, Character said: $8,000 a month?

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At 00:04:19,824, Character said: I had no idea
my nut was that big.

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At 00:04:22,044, Character said: Now, we could get you
a debt consolidation loan,

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At 00:04:24,307, Character said: cancel your streaming services,

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At 00:04:25,656, Character said: downgrade
your phone subscription,

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At 00:04:26,875, Character said: do a second mortgage
on your house,

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At 00:04:28,355, Character said: and your nut's still $8,000--

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At 00:04:31,575, Character said: a month.

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At 00:04:32,750, Character said: But I don't have anything, mkay?

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At 00:04:35,405, Character said: I can't find a job.

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At 00:04:36,537, Character said: Nobody's hiring
counselors anymore.

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At 00:04:38,539, Character said: What ** I supposed to do?

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At 00:04:40,149, Character said: Well, there are
other career opportunities.

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At 00:04:42,978, Character said: Have you considered...

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At 00:04:44,414, Character said: a job with the I-C-E?

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At 00:04:47,156, Character said: Help your country round up
undocumented immigrants.

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At 00:04:50,899, Character said: ICE?

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At 00:04:51,943, Character said: I'm a counselor.

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At 00:04:53,162, Character said: I help people.

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At 00:04:54,294, Character said: I would never work for ICE.

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At 00:04:56,339, Character said: I understand you have
to have your principles.

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At 00:04:58,689, Character said: It's just they are
offering new recruits

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At 00:05:01,083, Character said: about a $100,000 salary.

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At 00:05:05,609, Character said: Say--say what now?

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At 00:05:08,612, Character said: Are you looking
for a new career?

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At 00:05:10,919, Character said: Why not join the I-C-E?

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At 00:05:13,225, Character said: We have jobs available now

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At 00:05:14,444, Character said: with up to
a $50,000 signing bonus.

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At 00:05:17,491, Character said: Signing bonus?

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At 00:05:19,101, Character said: ♪ We don't ask
for experience ♪

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At 00:05:21,408, Character said: ♪ Just...