Switch.1991.720p.BluRay.x264-GUACAMOLE Subtitles

At 00:02:21,558, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:02:22,726, Character said: Mr. Brooks, there's a Margo Brofman
on the phone for you.

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At 00:02:25,937, Character said: - Oh, yeah? Put her through.
- Okay.

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At 00:02:30,025, Character said: - Hello?
- Hey, Margo!

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At 00:02:32,444, Character said: I'm giving a surprise party
Sunday night. Can you come?

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At 00:02:36,031, Character said: Who're you gonna surprise?

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At 00:02:38,367, Character said: You.

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At 00:02:40,160, Character said: - Who else is coming?
- Just Felicia and Liz.

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At 00:02:43,955, Character said: Oh, yeah?

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At 00:02:47,501, Character said: - What's the occasion?
- That's the surprise.

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At 00:02:55,467, Character said: - Hey, Mac.
- Nice-looking threads.

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At 00:03:02,057, Character said: - Can I take some roses?
- Help yourself.

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At 00:03:04,851, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:03:25,622, Character said: Here you go.

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At 00:03:37,008, Character said: Come in, Steve.

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At 00:03:47,769, Character said: Looking good, slick.

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At 00:04:03,410, Character said: - Felicia.
- Hello, Steve.

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At 00:04:07,789, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:04:11,960, Character said: - Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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At 00:04:15,881, Character said: And Liz.

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At 00:04:18,550, Character said: - Hi, Steve.
- Hi.

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At 00:04:51,958, Character said: Hey, Margo.
Come on in.

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At 00:05:03,470, Character said: Unbelievable!

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At 00:05:06,723, Character said: Looking good there.

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At 00:05:10,310, Character said: S***y!

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At 00:05:13,772, Character said: Unbelievable!

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At 00:05:16,942, Character said: Slick, you are something else!

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At 00:05:23,281, Character said: Come on, Margo.
It's my turn.

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At 00:05:40,882, Character said: Oh, yes.

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At 00:05:45,470, Character said: I don't believe this.

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At 00:05:47,806, Character said: I'm sitting here with three
beautiful women who said they hated me.

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At 00:05:52,477, Character said: - I gotta be dreaming.
- We still hate you.

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At 00:05:57,482, Character said: We decided you should be punished
for the way you treat women.

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At 00:06:02,112, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:06:03,363, Character said: Men like you
just have to be stopped.

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At 00:06:07,117, Character said: How're you gonna stop me?

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At 00:06:09,244, Character said: We're going to kill you.

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At 00:06:13,039, Character said: What a way to die.

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At 00:06:51,119, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:06:54,039, Character said: We did it.

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At 00:06:55,123, Character said: We still gotta get him out of
the hot tub and down to the river.

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At 00:06:58,209, Character said: - I don't think I can.
- You have to!

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At 00:07:00,045, Character said: We can't do it without you.

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At 00:07:10,096, Character said: You bitches.

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At 00:07:58,770, Character said: Where ** I?

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At 00:08:02,315, Character said: Purgatory.

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At 00:08:04,150, Character said: - Where's that?
- Between heaven and hell.

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At 00:08:08,947, Character said: What happens now?

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At 00:08:10,657, Character said: On one hand, you've earned
enough credits to get you into heaven.

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At 00:08:14,703, Character said: - Thank God.
- You're welcome.

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At 00:08:17,622, Character said: On the other hand,
you've been so rotten to women,

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At 00:08:22,377, Character said: you deserve to go straight to hell.

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At 00:08:24,796, Character said: That's pretty rotten.

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At 00:08:26,589, Character said: Perfect record.
They all hate you.

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At 00:08:29,384, Character said: - All of them?
- As far as I know.

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At 00:08:33,555, Character said: You should know, but...

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At 00:08:35,098, Character said: it's kinda hard for me to believe
there aren't a couple of women...

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At 00:08:38,351, Character said: Right now
I'll settle for one.

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At 00:08:41,146, Character said: So I've decided
that you should go back...

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At 00:08:43,857, Character said: and find one female
who truly likes Steve Brooks.

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At 00:08:49,112, Character said: If you find her, you go to heaven.

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At 00:08:51,281, Character said: If you don't,
you'll spend eternity in hell.

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At 00:08:54,492, Character said: Back?

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At 00:08:55,410, Character said: Unless you have
a better suggestion.

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At 00:08:57,871, Character said: No, no.

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At 00:08:59,914, Character said: Back's fine.
Back's terrific.

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At 00:09:03,918, Character said: Good morning. It's Ross Britain.
It's 8 a.m. in the Big Apple.

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At 00:09:06,713, Character said: Here's Keith Slaughter and the Butchers

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At 00:09:08,757, Character said: playing what Jerry Falwell describes
as the devil's music.

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At 00:09:42,749, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:09:45,752, Character said: - Yes?
- I wish to lodge a complaint.

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At 00:09:49,214, Character said: What is it this time?

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At 00:09:51,216, Character said: I have as much right
to Steve Brooks' soul as you do.

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At 00:09:54,552, Character said: That's why I sent him back.

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At 00:09:56,596, Character said: If he can't find one female who
likes him, then his soul is yours.

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At 00:10:00,934, Character said: That's not a fair test.

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At 00:10:03,853, Character said: He'll pick some helpless...

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At 00:10:06,773, Character said: unsuspecting female...

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At 00:10:09,234, Character said: pretend to be everything he's not.

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At 00:10:11,903, Character said: In the end she'll adore him.

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At 00:10:13,905, Character said: And you'll be honour-bound to admit...

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At 00:10:17,534, Character said: an unregenerate debaucher
into heaven.

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At 00:10:20,870, Character said: What do you suggest?

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At 00:10:23,706, Character said: Teach him a lesson,
and at the same time

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At 00:10:26,584, Character said: make it impossible for him
to work his macho machinations

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At 00:10:30,797, Character said: on any more unsuspecting females.

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At 00:10:35,009, Character said: And how do I do that?

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At 00:10:38,721, Character said: Easy.

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At 00:10:43,143, Character said: Make him a woman.

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At 00:11:00,326, Character said: Security.

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At 00:11:03,997, Character said: Okay, Mrs. Wetherspoon.

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At 00:11:06,291, Character said: I'll take care of it right away.

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At 00:11:08,793, Character said: Some woman's screaming her head off
in Brooks' apartment.

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At 00:11:12,213, Character said: Again?

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At 00:11:19,387, Character said: She didn't sound like the others.

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At 00:11:22,015, Character said: It was bloodcurdling.

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At 00:11:25,226, Character said: Mr. Brooks?

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At 00:11:30,732, Character said: Mr. Brooks?

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At 00:11:32,275, Character said: - You want I should call SWAT?
- No.

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At 00:11:46,789, Character said: Mr. Brooks?

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At 00:11:48,333, Character said: Anybody here?

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At 00:11:53,963, Character said: Are you sure
you don't need a backup?

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At 00:11:58,259, Character said: Mr. Brooks!

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At 00:11:59,928, Character said: It's Mac!

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At 00:12:04,182, Character said: Mr. Brooks?

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At 00:12:13,566, Character said: Hey, lady. Miss?

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At 00:12:16,402, Character said: I'm up! I'm up!
What time is it?

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At 00:12:20,490, Character said: Mac!

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At 00:12:25,411, Character said: You okay?

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At 00:12:27,413, Character said: - What the hell happened?
- Easy.

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At 00:12:29,499, Character said: Looks like you fainted
or something.

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At 00:12:32,001, Character said: I guess I must have fainted
or something.

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At 00:12:44,722, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:13:01,364, Character said: Holy s***t!

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At 00:13:26,347, Character said: Holy s***t!

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At 00:13:28,683, Character said: Holy s***t!

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At 00:13:31,686, Character said: Holy s***t!

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At 00:13:34,480, Character said: - Where's Mr. Brooks?
- Where's Mr. Brooks?

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At 00:13:38,693, Character said: - Who are you?
- Where's Mr. Brooks?

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At 00:13:41,112, Character said: Who ** I?

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At 00:13:44,657, Character said: Who ** I?

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At 00:13:47,118, Character said: How'd you get in here?

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At 00:13:48,828, Character said: How do you know my name?
I never passed you through.

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At 00:13:53,374, Character said: - Al was on duty.
- He didn't tell me.

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At 00:13:56,836, Character said: You sign in?

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At 00:14:00,089, Character said: I don't remember.

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At 00:14:02,383, Character said: All guest are required
to sign the register.

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At 00:14:04,719, Character said: You couldn't have gotten in unless
Mr. Brooks said it was okay

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At 00:14:07,347, Character said: and you signed that register.

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At 00:14:12,310, Character said: Mr. Brooks must have said it was okay
and I must have signed, right?

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At 00:14:16,856, Character said: Because here I **!

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At 00:14:19,567, Character said: Here I **! Here I f***g **!

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At 00:14:27,825, Character said: - I'm not feeling too well.
- Want me to call a doctor?

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At 00:14:33,706, Character said: No.

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At 00:14:36,000, Character said: No, no.

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At 00:14:38,044, Character said: It's okay, it's okay.

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At 00:14:42,632, Character said: You know, I just...
I kinda...

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At 00:14:45,510, Character said: I keeled over there
'cause I g***t some bad news...

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At 00:14:48,179, Character said: but I'm gonna shower, shave.

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At 00:14:50,973, Character said: I'm gonna
pull myself together here.

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At 00:14:53,559, Character said: You know how it is, Mac.
You get up on the wrong side of the bed.

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At 00:14:57,355, Character said: - You haven't brushed you teeth.
- When will Mr. Brooks come back?

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At 00:15:00,733, Character said: Not for a very long time.

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At 00:15:02,568, Character said: - Really?
- Yeah. He, uh...

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At 00:15:05,113, Character said: You see, he told me
that he was going away.

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At 00:15:09,117, Character said: - He's gone away.
- Yeah.

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At 00:15:11,536, Character said: And he asked me
to...