V H S Mixtape (2026) Subtitles

At 00:00:02,000, Character said: Downloaded from
YTS.BZ

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At 00:00:08,000, Character said: Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.BZ

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At 00:00:31,161, Character said: Y'all already know
what the f***k time it is!

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At 00:00:32,815, Character said: It's Grodius Maximus from GWAR!

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At 00:00:34,425, Character said: We're here jacking off
in my mom's room today.

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At 00:00:36,297, Character said: Check her out.

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At 00:00:38,038, Character said: 'Cause I'd be liking to jack off
doing some jackoff stuff

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At 00:00:39,952, Character said: in here, if you know what
I be sizzlin' and sayin'.

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At 00:00:42,303, Character said: Ha ha ha! The craziest thing
happened last week.

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At 00:00:44,479, Character said: That's why I g***t all
these cameras set up.

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At 00:00:46,220, Character said: 'Cause nobody's
ever gonna believe me.

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At 00:00:48,004, Character said: Also, I'm borrowing
my mom's butt boy.

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At 00:00:49,788, Character said: His name's Frugal Boots,

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At 00:00:51,094, Character said: and he's gonna document
the whole thing.

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At 00:00:52,226, Character said: F***k you, Frugal Boots!

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At 00:00:53,792, Character said: Let's go over to
this magical altar right here.

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At 00:00:55,838, Character said: If I take any of these drawings

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At 00:00:57,709, Character said: that I did
when I was a little kid

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At 00:00:59,102, Character said: and I ejaculate
right onto the drawing,

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At 00:01:00,886, Character said: the f***g thing comes to life!

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At 00:01:02,497, Character said: I will jack these pictures off
into f***g existence!

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At 00:01:05,630, Character said: Oh, what about this hot dog?
You guys want to see that?

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At 00:01:07,850, Character said: Yeah!

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At 00:01:09,243, Character said: Watch this. Mmm. Yeah.
Let me get...

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At 00:01:12,072, Character said: Ohh, mama's titties.
And shalamazam!

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At 00:01:16,641, Character said: Here we go!

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At 00:01:18,426, Character said: Oh, my God!
It's a f***g hot dog!

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At 00:01:20,993, Character said: And it's covered in my c***m.

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At 00:01:22,604, Character said: That's kind of gross.
I like that.

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At 00:01:26,347, Character said: I'll tell you one thing
I've always wanted to c***m on.

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At 00:01:28,436, Character said: That's my own beautiful,
luscious face.

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At 00:01:30,177, Character said: But I don't quite bend that way.

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At 00:01:32,048, Character said: Why don't we
go over to the altar?

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At 00:01:33,571, Character said: We're gonna get a little drawing

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At 00:01:34,877, Character said: of a miniature Goko...

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At 00:01:37,140, Character said: Grodius boy.

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At 00:01:38,794, Character said: Oh, there we go.

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At 00:01:41,231, Character said: So get ready for action.

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At 00:01:44,408, Character said: Well, I don't know. Usually
something happens by now.

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At 00:01:46,671, Character said: I don't know.
Maybe I just lost my mojo, baby.

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At 00:01:49,587, Character said: Huh? Oh! Oh, my God!

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At 00:01:52,460, Character said: That is an evil Grodius!

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At 00:01:54,636, Character said: Would you look at that?

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At 00:01:56,028, Character said: Well, hot dog, Grodius!
That's a nice pee-pee!

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At 00:01:58,944, Character said: Wait. No! No, no!
Don't c***m on me!

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At 00:02:00,990, Character said: Please! No!

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At 00:02:02,774, Character said: Aaah!

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At 00:02:05,342, Character said: Oh, yeah?
Two can play at that game!

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At 00:02:16,745, Character said: Are you boys jacking off
in my room without me again?

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At 00:02:20,618, Character said: Ooh...

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At 00:02:41,857, Character said: Why, hello!

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At 00:02:43,467, Character said: I ** The Berserker Blothar!

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At 00:02:45,730, Character said: And we are GWAR!

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At 00:02:49,386, Character said: - Hey! That's us!
- Yes.

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At 00:02:51,258, Character said: So sit back, human filth,

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At 00:02:53,434, Character said: and revel in the unholy horrors
that we're about to show you.

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At 00:03:03,183, Character said: Hello! Hemlock here!

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At 00:03:05,446, Character said: And I'm Riptide!

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At 00:03:07,970, Character said: Skeeto reporting for duty!

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At 00:03:09,972, Character said: Hi!
I'm Botulism. H***e-h***e-h***e!

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At 00:03:16,065, Character said: Whoo! Hey, Riptide.
What time is it?

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At 00:03:19,111, Character said: Great question, Skeeto!

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At 00:03:21,636, Character said: It's time to sing the song!

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At 00:03:24,595, Character said: Yay!

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At 00:03:26,031, Character said: Today's song is really special.

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At 00:03:28,338, Character said: It's about something
that happens

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At 00:03:30,384, Character said: to everybody
in the whole wide world.

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At 00:03:34,518, Character said: Learning how to swim?

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At 00:03:35,824, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:37,478, Character said: Hmm. Body changes!

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At 00:03:38,827, Character said: Well, sort of.

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At 00:03:40,829, Character said: Oh, I know!
Come here, come here, come here.

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At 00:03:46,400, Character said: That's right, Botulism!

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At 00:03:48,619, Character said: Today's song is about...
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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At 00:03:51,492, Character said: But first we need to pick
a friend from the audience

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At 00:03:54,321, Character said: to help us sing the song!

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At 00:03:56,148, Character said: Hmm!

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At 00:03:58,847, Character said: Me, me, me, me!

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At 00:04:00,892, Character said: You.

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At 00:04:02,720, Character said: You. That's right. Come on up.

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At 00:04:05,375, Character said: - Yeah!
- Come on up here.

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At 00:04:08,160, Character said: Aah!

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At 00:04:09,771, Character said: Welcome to
"The Curious Chorus."

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At 00:04:12,295, Character said: Hey. What's your blood type?

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At 00:04:17,387, Character said: - Do you like to sing?
- Ooh.

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At 00:04:19,563, Character said: - Yeah.
- I bet you do!

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At 00:04:21,652, Character said: Would you like
to sing along with us?

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At 00:04:23,828, Character said: - Please!
- Yay!

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At 00:04:25,830, Character said: Oh, he said yes!

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At 00:04:28,398, Character said: ♪ Flowers lose their petals ♪

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At 00:04:30,705, Character said: ♪ Waves go back to sea ♪

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At 00:04:32,576, Character said: ♪ Everything that lives
and grows ♪

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At 00:04:34,361, Character said: ♪ Will one day cease to be ♪

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At 00:04:36,363, Character said: ♪ Yes, it might be painful ♪

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At 00:04:38,365, Character said: ♪ And, yes, it will be sad ♪

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At 00:04:40,454, Character said: ♪ So don't, don't you
dare waste your last chance ♪

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At 00:04:43,413, Character said: ♪ Until we die, we're gonna ♪

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At 00:04:46,982, Character said: ♪ Dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance ♪

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At 00:04:49,941, Character said: ♪ Life is one big party

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At 00:04:52,248, Character said: ♪ Dance until
your feet fall off ♪

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At 00:04:55,164, Character said: ♪ Dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance ♪

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At 00:04:57,993, Character said: ♪ Once we get it started,
don't let the music stop ♪

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At 00:05:02,737, Character said: ♪ Stop, stop, stop... ♪

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At 00:05:09,613, Character said: - Hi, I'm Daisy.
- Good morning.

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At 00:05:11,528, Character said: Hey. What up?

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At 00:05:13,051, Character said: Oh, um, I didn't know
you'd be filming.

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At 00:05:14,749, Character said: Oh, yeah, just a little...

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At 00:05:16,881, Character said: "How It's Made"
for the marketing team.

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At 00:05:19,188, Character said: Sam's idea.

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At 00:05:20,711, Character said: Oh, Mom, stop.

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At 00:05:22,409, Character said: It's like a promo doc.
Do you know what that is, dear?

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At 00:05:25,325, Character said: - Yeah, I-- I do.
- Is that okay?

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At 00:05:28,328, Character said: Of course it's okay.

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At 00:05:30,286, Character said: Um, actually, we're on
a bit of a tight schedule,

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At 00:05:32,593, Character said: so can we get this moving?

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At 00:05:34,116, Character said: Oh. Of course. Yeah.

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At 00:05:36,423, Character said: So, did you ever watch
"The Curious Chorus"?

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At 00:05:39,991, Character said: No, I'm not that old.

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At 00:05:43,081, Character said: So that's the one
you guys are rebooting?

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At 00:05:45,432, Character said: Rebooting? No.
We're not rebooting anything.

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At 00:05:49,349, Character said: No one likes a reboot.

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At 00:05:51,307, Character said: It's a re-imagining...
for a new audience.

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At 00:05:55,877, Character said: And the show was
so popular back in the day,

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At 00:05:59,141, Character said: it's poised to be a big hit.

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At 00:06:01,273, Character said: We just need to
get the designs right.

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At 00:06:03,972, Character said: What do you mean?

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At 00:06:05,843, Character said: Oh, we're gonna do a digital
scan of the original puppets

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At 00:06:08,498, Character said: and render that into 3-D images.

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At 00:06:10,457, Character said: Oh, man.
George isn't gonna like that.

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At 00:06:13,068, Character said: The show was so popular.
How come it only had one season?

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At 00:06:16,201, Character said: It only neededone season.

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At 00:06:19,640, Character said: No reason to bring it back,

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At 00:06:21,685, Character said: especially not the way
you'redoing it.

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At 00:06:24,558, Character said: Everyone, this is George.
He's in charge of the puppets.

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At 00:06:30,259, Character said: Hey, George.
Whatcha working on?

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At 00:06:34,829, Character said: If you-- If you want to see
how the scan process works,

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At 00:06:38,136, Character said: I can show you.

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At 00:06:39,311, Character said: Just need a place to set up.

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At 00:06:45,143, Character said: Uh, there are some tables
in the other room.

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At 00:06:48,059, Character said: I'll show you.

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At 00:06:49,974, Character said: Daisy, don't you have
some work to be doing?

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At 00:06:52,499, Character said: Yeah. Uh, sorry, guys.

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At 00:06:54,936, Character said: Okay. We g***t this, guys.

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At 00:06:57,199, Character said: Come on. Let's get to work.

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At 00:07:06,121, Character said: I don't understand
what the problem is.

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At 00:07:07,992, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:07:09,516, Character said: I mean,
you don't own these puppets.

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At 00:07:10,952, Character said: - Drama.
- Nobody "owns" them.

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At 00:07:14,129, Character said: Oh, yes, they do!

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At 00:07:15,696, Character said: The studio owns them!
And I'm the studio!

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At 00:07:19,743, Character said: And you, George,
have two choices.

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