The Invite (2026) Subtitles

At 00:00:23,250, Character said: -OK.
-OK. Here we go.

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At 00:00:25,000, Character said: OK.

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At 00:00:29,166, Character said: Hold on.

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At 00:00:32,458, Character said: One more time.

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At 00:00:36,208, Character said: Wait!
Slower, slower, slower...

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At 00:00:37,833, Character said: One more time.

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At 00:00:43,416, Character said: -Uh-huh!
-And then just one time.

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At 00:00:48,416, Character said: Uh-huh.

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At 00:00:49,666, Character said: And now the hard part!

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At 00:00:52,916, Character said: No!

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At 00:00:54,916, Character said: One, two, three, four,
bam-bam...

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At 00:01:03,500, Character said: -You g***t it?
-Yes.

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At 00:01:04,625, Character said: And now's the best part.

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At 00:01:07,291, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:09,083, Character said: -OK, OK, OK... Ready?
-One more time, together.

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At 00:01:10,875, Character said: -Wait... Are you ready?
-Two hands,

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At 00:01:13,291, Character said: -and then...
-Yep.

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At 00:01:19,083, Character said: Yeah, perfect.
Perfect. You can do it.

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At 00:01:21,625, Character said: You're so flexible.

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At 00:01:22,958, Character said: OK. OK. One more time.

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At 00:01:27,500, Character said: Uh...

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At 00:01:29,125, Character said: Yeah!

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At 00:01:32,500, Character said: -Yeah!
-Yeah...

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At 00:01:43,000, Character said: I missed a bit.

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At 00:01:47,541, Character said: One more, one more.

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At 00:01:51,875, Character said: -Ugh.
-Whoops!

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At 00:01:58,333, Character said: One more time.

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At 00:02:08,500, Character said: It's perfect!

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At 00:02:37,541, Character said: That was great.

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At 00:02:39,333, Character said: Great work.

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At 00:02:41,041, Character said: Sounding...

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At 00:02:42,500, Character said: Yeah, sounding really good.

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At 00:02:45,708, Character said: Um...

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At 00:02:47,208, Character said: Maybe, uh...
play it a couple more times,

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At 00:02:50,750, Character said: just for practice,
but... good job.

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At 00:02:54,791, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:03:00,291, Character said: Stupid f***g thing!

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At 00:03:04,125, Character said: OK.

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At 00:03:13,625, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:18,750, Character said: Come on... Oh!

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At 00:03:21,375, Character said: F***k me.

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At 00:03:26,208, Character said: ♪ I'm confessing that I love you

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At 00:03:29,583, Character said: ♪ Tell me, do you love me, too?

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At 00:03:33,083, Character said: ♪ I'm confessing that I need you

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At 00:03:35,625, Character said: {\an8}♪ Honest, I do

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At 00:03:38,416, Character said: {\an8}♪ Every single moment

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At 00:03:39,916, Character said: ♪ In your eyes,
I read such strange things

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At 00:03:43,458, Character said: ♪ But your lips deny
they're true

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At 00:03:47,000, Character said: ♪ Will your answer
really change things?

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At 00:03:49,541, Character said: ♪ Making me blue

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At 00:03:51,250, Character said: ♪ Making me blue

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At 00:03:53,958, Character said: ♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me

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At 00:03:57,208, Character said: {\an8}♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"

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At 00:04:00,791, Character said: {\an8}♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me

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At 00:04:04,250, Character said: ♪ All in life on you depends

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At 00:04:07,875, Character said: ♪ ** I guessing
that you love me?

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At 00:04:11,041, Character said: ♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain

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At 00:04:14,583, Character said: ♪ I'm confessing
that I love you, over again

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At 00:04:18,916, Character said: ♪ Over again

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At 00:04:35,458, Character said: {\an8}♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me

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At 00:04:38,708, Character said: {\an8}♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"

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At 00:04:42,250, Character said: ♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me

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At 00:04:45,500, Character said: ♪ All in life on you depends

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At 00:04:49,250, Character said: ♪ ** I guessing that you love me

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At 00:04:52,375, Character said: ♪ Dreaming dreams of you
in vain?

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At 00:04:56,250, Character said: {\an8}♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again

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At 00:05:00,416, Character said: {\an8}♪ Over again

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At 00:05:03,208, Character said: ♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again

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At 00:05:07,375, Character said: ♪ Over again

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At 00:05:12,125, Character said: ♪ Sweet lover

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At 00:05:15,500, Character said: ♪ Sweet lover

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At 00:05:18,958, Character said: ♪ Sweet lover ♪

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At 00:05:41,541, Character said: Shoes off, please.

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At 00:05:45,458, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:05:47,333, Character said: Will you please remind me
why you g***t me this bike?

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At 00:05:49,791, Character said: -What?
-This bike. Why?

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At 00:05:52,041, Character said: Core strength. Spine health.
Remember what the doctor said.

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At 00:05:55,333, Character said: You were supposed to fold it.

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At 00:05:57,500, Character said: The whole point
of a folding bike - it folds.

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At 00:06:00,416, Character said: This thing is
f***g impossible to fold.

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At 00:06:02,583, Character said: Do you know
how hard this is to fold?

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At 00:06:04,458, Character said: It's supposed to be more
convenient than a normal bike.

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At 00:06:06,416, Character said: It's way less convenient
than a normal bike.

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At 00:06:08,500, Character said: Also, the wheels,
they're so little.

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At 00:06:10,708, Character said: It's like
I gotta pedal four times

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At 00:06:12,708, Character said: to get one normal wheel rotation
out of it.

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At 00:06:16,000, Character said: You have to practice, maybe.

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At 00:06:21,208, Character said: Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie!

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At 00:06:22,791, Character said: No, she's not here.

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At 00:06:24,458, Character said: -Where is she?
-She's, uh... at a sleepover.

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At 00:06:27,250, Character said: -Where?
-At Sadie's.

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At 00:06:29,833, Character said: I didn't know she was having
a sleepover with Sadie.

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At 00:06:31,666, Character said: Oh, it was sort of last minute.

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At 00:06:33,125, Character said: Oh, God.
Sadie is so strange, isn't she?

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At 00:06:36,666, Character said: I don't know if it's good that
she's hanging around with Sadie.

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At 00:06:38,750, Character said: I mean, she's fine.

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At 00:06:40,125, Character said: I called ahead.
Sadie's mother is single.

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At 00:06:42,166, Character said: There are no men or weapons
in the home.

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At 00:06:44,791, Character said: You called Sadie's mother
to ask if she was single?

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At 00:06:47,166, Character said: - Yeah, of course
- "Of course"?

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At 00:06:51,166, Character said: Sadie's f***g crazy.

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At 00:06:52,958, Character said: Mm...

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At 00:06:54,791, Character said: Whoa... holy s***t!

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At 00:06:57,791, Character said: My God, look at all this cheese!

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At 00:06:59,541, Character said: No! No, no...
Leave it, leave it, leave it...!

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At 00:07:01,333, Character said: Not yet! Not yet.
Not... Not yet.

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At 00:07:02,666, Character said: What is all this?
What is that...

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At 00:07:04,166, Character said: -What is that smell?
-I'm making a soufflé.

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At 00:07:06,666, Character said: You're making a soufflé,

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At 00:07:08,208, Character said: and there's 200 pounds
of cheese?

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At 00:07:09,750, Character said: Is there, like, an event?
Are we expecting people?

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At 00:07:12,000, Character said: -Our neighbors.
-Which neighbors?

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At 00:07:15,000, Character said: Our upstairs neighbors.
I told you yesterday, remember?

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At 00:07:18,125, Character said: You have mentioned

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At 00:07:20,083, Character said: that for some insane reason
you want to invite them over.

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At 00:07:22,791, Character said: You for sure didn't tell me
they were coming over tonight.

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At 00:07:24,666, Character said: Why didn't you ask me
about this?

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At 00:07:26,000, Character said: I did.

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At 00:07:27,500, Character said: Oh, did you, sweetie?
When did that happen?

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At 00:07:28,875, Character said: I told you yesterday.

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At 00:07:30,500, Character said: Well, telling me and asking me

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At 00:07:32,125, Character said: are actually
two very different things.

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At 00:07:34,000, Character said: And if I'm being honest, I...
I don't even think you told me.

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At 00:07:36,041, Character said: It's not like you listen
to anything that I say anyway.

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At 00:07:38,791, Character said: Oh, f***k,
did you forget the wine?

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At 00:07:40,958, Character said: -What wine?
-I... I texted you.

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At 00:07:42,583, Character said: I texted you about wine.
We don't have any wine.

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At 00:07:44,208, Character said: -What are you doing? Stop!
-I'm eating a pickle.

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At 00:07:46,791, Character said: I couldn't have any cheese.
I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle.

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At 00:07:49,166, Character said: Now you're not gonna eat
my soufflé.

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At 00:07:51,250, Character said: And we have no wine.
This is a nightmare!

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At 00:07:53,375, Character said: -It's not a f***g nightmare.
-What?

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At 00:07:56,125, Character said: Nothing.

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At 00:07:57,541, Character said: Can you please
just clean up your office?

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At 00:07:59,458, Character said: It's...
It's just such an eyesore.

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At 00:08:01,416, Character said: Can you please
call the neighbors

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At 00:08:03,375, Character said: and tell 'em
to come another time?

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At 00:08:06,416, Character said: -No.
-"No".

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At 00:08:07,916, Character said: It's too late.
They're coming in ten minutes.

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At 00:08:10,666, Character said: They're coming
in ten f***g mi...

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At 00:08:12,458, Character said: Why didn't you tell me
any of this?

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At 00:08:14,208, Character said: Because we've been talking about
them coming for six months, OK?

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At 00:08:16,166, Character said: And they've been so nice
about all our noise

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At 00:08:18,166, Character said: -from the...