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00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:04,Thank you.

00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:44,No one moves until you work through the
mirror.

00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,What do you want, little one?

00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:37,Who are you?

00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:39,Frank Drebin.

00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:40,Police squad.

00:03:42,170 --> 00:03:43,The new version.

00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:20,My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin,
Detective Lieutenant of the Squad,

00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:22,Division of the LAPD.

00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:27,The day after the bank robbery started
like any other, I woke up in my empty

00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:32,apartment. They added a picture of my
deceased cop wife and choked back cop

00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,tears. A perfect morning?

00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:39,Sure. But I had no idea what this city
had in store for me.

00:04:51,050 --> 00:04:51,Thanks, everyone.

00:04:51,930 --> 00:04:52,What is this?

00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:56,Don't cheer for him. You two, my office
now.

00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:04,Thanks to you, I just spent two hours
getting chewed out by the mayor.

00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:09,Apparently, some of the bank robbers you
put in the ICU, they're lawyering up to

00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:10,sue the city. That's ridiculous.

00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:12,They're criminals.

00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:13,It's the law.

00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:15,Since when do cops have to follow the
law?

00:05:15,510 --> 00:05:16,Since forever.

00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,Oh, yeah? And who's going to arrest me?
Other cops?

00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:21,Yes. Is he serious? Is he serious?

00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:24,No, he's not. Let me be crystal clear.

00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,They are threatening to shut down the
police squad because of you.

00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:32,Honestly, you're lucky you still work
here after last year's McDonald's

00:05:32,340 --> 00:05:34,incident. They wouldn't sell me freedom
fries.

00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:36,You arrested the entire staff.

00:05:37,260 --> 00:05:38,I wasn't thinking clearly.

00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:41,I was furious about the Janet Jackson
Super Bowl.

00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,That was 20 years ago.

00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,Not to me. We understand you.

00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,You're right. Good.

00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:49,Because I'm kicking you off the bank,
John.

00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:51,What? I'm putting you on collision.

00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:54,There's a crash up in Malibu.

00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:59,Yes, Kim. Thank you. And make sure your
body cams are actually turned on.

00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:00,G***t it.

00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:02,Camera will be on.

00:06:05,730 --> 00:06:09,Drebin, it's a new day at police squad.

00:06:11,010 --> 00:06:17,I guess you really can't fight City
Hall, huh? No.

00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:18,It's a building.

00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:20,Now, there's a real man.

00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:24,They just don't make him like your pops
anymore.

00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,I'm glad he's not around to see what
police squad has come to.

00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,Mind if I take him in there, Dad?

00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,Of course.

00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:38,Hi, Danny. It's me, Frank Jr.

00:06:39,140 --> 00:06:44,I want to be just like you, but at the
same time, be completely different and

00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,original.

00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:48,So, if you're proud of me, give me a
sign.

00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:52,Maybe make me see an owl or something.

00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:55,Hey, Dad.

00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:57,It's me, Ed.

00:06:59,610 --> 00:07:00,Boy, do I miss you.

00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,after the Malibu car crash around 2 p
.m. Nothing unusual.

00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:20,Don't you see?

00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,Usual is unusual.

00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:23,Usually.

00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,So how was your day last night, Frank?

00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,Bad. I cut up a little bit.

00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:32,You canceled?

00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:36,No. I didn't want to upset her, so I had
Officer Bond cover. I was stabbed to

00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:40,death. You're a real romantic, Frank.
But everyone needs someone.

00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:44,Even a widower like you. I'm just not
ready to open myself to love again.

00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,Have them wait to clear the wreck so you
can get eyes on it.

00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,Crash happened around 4 a .m.

00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,Also, no skid marks on the road.

00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:54,He didn't hit the brakes before going
over.

00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,Drunk? A little. Just enough to wake me
up.

00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,Fancy car.

00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,That's one of those new Eden Tech
electric ones.

00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,Electric, huh?

00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:08,I remember when the only thing that were
electric were eels and chairs.

00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:11,And Catherine Zeta -Jones in Chicago.

00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,Empty pill bottles.

00:08:33,909 --> 00:08:36,Who was he?

00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,Simon Davenport, 53 years old, no wife,
no kids.

00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:45,He's g***t a sister out in Hancock Park,
but we don't really know anything about

00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,her other than her name.

00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:48,That's Davenport.

00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:51,The fourth, 5 '6", 130 pounds.

00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:56,Spitfire of a personality, self
-proclaimed chocoholic. Likes outdoorsy

00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:59,but is just as happy curling up with a
good book.

00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,All right, I've seen enough.

00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,The market is suicide.

00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:05,Go ahead.

00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,What's up, Blanche?

00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:49,I know you're off the bank job, sir, but
I could really use your advice.

00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:50,Go for it. Look, it's a strange thing.

00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:54,All the thieves have never met each
other, and none of them knew who they

00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:54,working for.

00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:58,Brilliant. If they don't know anything,
they can't squeal.

00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:01,Whoever orchestrated this is very smart.

00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:04,And get this. The robbers were told that
they could keep the cash.

00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:07,Who organizes a bank robbery and doesn't
keep the cash?

00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:09,They must have been after something
else.

00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:13,Why don't you bring in one of the perps?
See if we can get them talking.

00:10:13,390 --> 00:10:14,G***t it. Thank you.

00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:20,There's no Frank you g***t a business
total to wait outside, but she just

00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:22,in you want me to get rid of her

00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:28,Okay,

00:10:29,510 --> 00:10:30,I'll deal with it

00:10:30,370 --> 00:10:39,Oh

00:10:39,450 --> 00:10:41,Over here lieutenant

00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,after my wife died.

00:10:49,070 --> 00:10:51,But this woman was put together in all
the right ways.

00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:54,Face, head, throat, knees and toes.

00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,Knees and toes.

00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,And a bottom that would make any poet
beg for the brown.

00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,She ought to give you what you need.

00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,Won't I help you?

00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:09,You're wrong about Simon Davenport.

00:11:09,490 --> 00:11:10,He wouldn't commit suicide.

00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:12,Simon Davenport?

00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:14,The stiff from the Malibu crash?

00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:16,That stiff was my breaker.

00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,Oh, I mean, he wasn't that stiff,
really. Not yet.

00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,Or floppy and bloated.

00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,No, I mean, I'm so sorry for your loss.

00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,Please, take a chair.

00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,No, thank you.

00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,I have plenty of chairs at home.

00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:34,Now, Mrs... Davenport.

00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,Miss.

00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:52,Well, he called me last night. He said
he was in some kind of trouble. So he

00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:55,made plans to meet this morning. Does
that sound like someone is planning to

00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,kill themselves?

00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,No, it certainly does not.

00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,Why would someone do that to you?

00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,Trust me, there's always a reason to
kill someone.

00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,Does he have an obnoxious laugh?

00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,No.

00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,Forgive me, I'm just not myself.

00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:13,That's okay.

00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,I'm not you either.

00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,What did your brother do for work?

00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,Computers.

00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:23,He was a programmer for Richard Caine.

00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,A genius is going to save the world with
his electric...