Twisted Metal -megusta S02E09 Subtitles

At 00:00:24,370, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:00:25,550, Character said: - Ah!

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At 00:00:29,130, Character said: The lovers.

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At 00:00:30,750, Character said: What exactly can I do for you?

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At 00:00:33,000, Character said: So here's the deal. Quiet made a wish,

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At 00:00:35,270, Character said: then I came back, and I made another wish.

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At 00:00:36,750, Character said: It was a simple mistake,

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At 00:00:38,340, Character said: heat of the moment type thing.

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At 00:00:39,930, Character said: I want the walls to come down just like Quiet.

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At 00:00:42,580, Character said: So I'm here to undo my wish. Nothing major.

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At 00:00:44,960, Character said: This is very serious.

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At 00:00:47,200, Character said: I gave you strict instructions.

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At 00:00:49,240, Character said: - One wish per car. - I know. It was a mistake.

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At 00:00:51,930, Character said: That's why I want to take my wish back.

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At 00:00:54,100, Character said: - I mean... - Do you really want that?

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At 00:00:57,410, Character said: It is your sister, after all.

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At 00:01:00,370, Character said: And you?

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At 00:01:02,170, Character said: You let him make this sacrifice?

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At 00:01:04,620, Character said: It was a big lie,

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At 00:01:06,130, Character said: but he must have really wanted her back.

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At 00:01:10,820, Character said: Yeah, but Krista...

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At 00:01:12,340, Character said: It's my sister. It's my choice.

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At 00:01:18,030, Character said: If you want to solve your wish problem...

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At 00:01:24,340, Character said: ...drink from the well.

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At 00:01:27,170, Character said: That well?

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At 00:01:29,170, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:01:54,890, Character said: All right, that's it.

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At 00:01:56,100, Character said: Everything will be taken care of.

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At 00:01:59,100, Character said: Really?

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At 00:02:00,790, Character said: Easy peasy.

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At 00:02:03,240, Character said: You run along now.

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At 00:02:08,620, Character said: Oh, and...

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At 00:02:10,720, Character said: ...have fun tonight.

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At 00:02:15,200, Character said: If he has something "fun" planned,

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At 00:02:16,370, Character said: we are f***d.

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At 00:02:25,680, Character said: Nothing like a little calm before a storm.

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At 00:02:51,820, Character said: Wow. This bleach stuff is great.

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At 00:02:54,680, Character said: I wonder if it'll clean my insides.

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At 00:03:00,130, Character said: O-kay...

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At 00:03:15,620, Character said: "Duh... deh..."

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At 00:03:20,240, Character said: "Dearest drivers.

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At 00:03:21,720, Character said: "Tonight, we will be celebrating

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At 00:03:22,960, Character said: "the annual wintertide solstice promenade."

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At 00:03:25,720, Character said: "We will honor the transition of the seasons

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At 00:03:29,170, Character said: "with music, dance, and general revelry."

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At 00:03:32,200, Character said: Ooh! Did you say "party"?

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At 00:03:35,550, Character said: Lucky for you, I love dirty dancing.

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At 00:03:38,240, Character said: I'm not surprised about the dirty part.

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At 00:03:40,580, Character said: You haven't washed in days.

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At 00:03:42,240, Character said: And I'll pass on the dancing.

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At 00:03:44,580, Character said: - We'll see about that.

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At 00:03:48,170, Character said: "Please use the contents of this stunningly crafted chest

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At 00:03:52,100, Character said: "to ready yourself and meet outside the gym at 8:00 PM."

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At 00:03:56,440, Character said: "Warm Solstice,

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At 00:03:58,130, Character said: "Calypso."

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At 00:04:01,340, Character said: So the next round is a party.

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At 00:04:02,820, Character said: John, we f***d with this man's game.

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At 00:04:05,550, Character said: So, no, I don't think this next round is just a party.

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At 00:04:09,310, Character said: Well, it can't be that bad.

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At 00:04:10,790, Character said: I'm not taking any chances.

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At 00:04:12,240, Character said: Oh, sh--

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At 00:04:23,200, Character said: Okay, so maybe there is a dance portion.

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At 00:04:26,440, Character said: Wait, did you say wintertide solstice promenade?

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At 00:04:29,790, Character said: I've always wanted to do a prom episode,

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At 00:04:31,580, Character said: but I never g***t the chance.

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At 00:04:32,820, Character said: But I've seen every one.

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At 00:04:34,510, Character said: Oh... tonight is going to be magical.

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At 00:04:38,130, Character said: I'm gonna own the dance floor

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At 00:04:39,650, Character said: like Carlton Banks in Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

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At 00:04:42,340, Character said: Ain't that right, Harold?

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At 00:04:43,580, Character said: Aw, my own little Jazzy Jeff.

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At 00:04:46,240, Character said: All right, I need your opinion.

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At 00:04:48,440, Character said: Do I go cocktail casual, or Transylvania chic?

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At 00:04:52,310, Character said: I'll go with, uh, Transylvania chic.

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At 00:04:55,310, Character said: Ah, you don't know anything.

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At 00:04:57,170, Character said: Prom is for the classics.

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At 00:04:59,790, Character said: - Time to stun these hos.

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At 00:05:05,060, Character said: D***n.

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At 00:05:06,680, Character said: Ew, get a life.

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At 00:05:10,440, Character said: I ** so getting my eggs fertilized tonight.

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At 00:05:14,720, Character said: Hmm, time to party.

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At 00:05:19,860, Character said: Ah, quit fiddling.

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At 00:05:21,170, Character said: Let Pop Pop do it.

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At 00:05:23,030, Character said: Long over short, then through the hole,

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At 00:05:25,860, Character said: and back--

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At 00:05:27,240, Character said: Ah, f***k it. You know what?

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At 00:05:29,200, Character said: If Ricky didn't need a tie in My So-Called Life,

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At 00:05:31,680, Character said: neither does my Stu.

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At 00:05:36,130, Character said: Yo!

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At 00:05:38,750, Character said: Purple suit. Looking sharp, Stu.

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At 00:05:43,370, Character said: - It's plum. - Plum, huh?

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At 00:05:46,130, Character said: - Like the fruit. - Yeah, I g***t it.

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At 00:05:50,310, Character said: S***y a***s suit, check.

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At 00:05:52,750, Character said: Handsome son of a bitch to fill it in,

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At 00:05:54,720, Character said: double check.

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At 00:05:56,030, Character said: How great is this?

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At 00:05:57,550, Character said: I mean, the invites, the suits. Oh...

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At 00:06:00,310, Character said: It's like I'm in a fairy tale.

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At 00:06:02,510, Character said: Ugh, God, this is f***g lame.

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At 00:06:12,720, Character said: Whoa.

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At 00:06:20,650, Character said: Is there breeze in here?

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At 00:06:22,100, Character said: - You look amazing. - Thanks.

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At 00:06:24,750, Character said: Chopping it up kind of worked out.

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At 00:06:25,820, Character said: Also...

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At 00:06:28,480, Character said: - It'll still hide my hatchet. - Oh.

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At 00:06:32,310, Character said: This dress fits like s***t.

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At 00:06:33,960, Character said: I think that's because you have it on backwards.

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At 00:06:36,620, Character said: Here, let me help you.

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At 00:06:38,580, Character said: - How did you do this?

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At 00:06:43,000, Character said: Please, enter the gymnasium.

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At 00:06:56,960, Character said: Beautiful.

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At 00:06:58,960, Character said: Oh, very handsome.

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At 00:07:01,060, Character said: Well, here we f***g go.

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At 00:07:04,620, Character said: Lovely. Very dapper.

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At 00:07:07,820, Character said: Welcome to the wintertide solstice promenade,

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At 00:07:12,240, Character said: a celebration dating back to the Roanoke Colony.

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At 00:07:16,130, Character said: And back then, we-- They...

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At 00:07:19,130, Character said: ...would gather to honor life's transitions,

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At 00:07:22,510, Character said: the moments we all share in common.

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At 00:07:25,680, Character said: And this eve, we honor the death of autumn,

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At 00:07:28,410, Character said: and celebrate the birth of winter.

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At 00:07:30,890, Character said: We honor the dead with our own offering...

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At 00:07:35,410, Character said: ...of life.

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At 00:07:39,720, Character said: I wonder what we're offering.

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At 00:07:45,790, Character said: Oh, good. It's blood.

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At 00:07:50,620, Character said: Who's next?

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At 00:08:13,480, Character said: I g***t a splinter.

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At 00:08:16,930, Character said: - Right or left?

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At 00:08:19,170, Character said: I think we can skip you.

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At 00:08:21,000, Character said: Cal, I g***t to tell you, loving the theme.

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At 00:08:24,100, Character said: Also, you are a masterful storyteller.

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At 00:08:27,480, Character said: Hmm. Thank you.

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At 00:08:50,580, Character said: To those who have fallen.

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At 00:09:04,620, Character said: Thank you for your offering.

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At 00:09:13,890, Character said: Hmm. All better.

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At 00:09:23,510, Character said: My, uh, splinter didn't disappear.

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At 00:09:27,170, Character said: Now, there has been much death,

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At 00:09:29,720, Character said: and there will be more, but tonight?

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At 00:09:33,580, Character said: Tonight...

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At 00:09:35,030, Character said: - ...is for the living.

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At 00:09:53,620, Character said: Let's party!

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At 00:09:59,650, Character said: Come on. Don't be shy.

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At 00:10:02,580, Character said: - Yes! - Go dance.

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At 00:10:07,510, Character said: It's all happening.

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At 00:10:09,060, Character said: Ah! It's all happening!

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At 00:10:13,680, Character said: Have an hors d'ouevres.

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At 00:10:22,510, Character said: Pinwheel?

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At 00:10:25,170, Character said: What the f***k?

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At 00:10:31,620, Character said: Hey, everybody, get over here

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At 00:10:32,790, Character said: and make a d***n circle around me.

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