Almost.Love.2020.720p.WEBRip.800MB.x264-GalaxyRG-HI Subtitles

At 00:00:00,101, Character said: [WRONG PLAYING]

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At 00:00:07,575, Character said: ♪ I feel embarrassed again ♪

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At 00:00:10,845, Character said: ♪ Why can't you
keep to yourself ♪

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At 00:00:14,215, Character said: ♪ Instead of telling
my friends ♪

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At 00:00:17,451, Character said: ♪ And embarrassing yourself ♪

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At 00:00:21,622, Character said: ♪ I know what it's like
being low ♪

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At 00:00:24,358, Character said: ♪ I've been a mess
since I can remember ♪

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At 00:00:28,362, Character said: ♪ I know what it's like
being low ♪

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At 00:00:30,898, Character said: ♪ But it doesn't undo
what happened last December ♪

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At 00:00:34,635, Character said: ♪ But you can't go backwards ♪

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At 00:00:37,838, Character said: ♪ Guess I couldn't
ever relate ♪

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At 00:00:39,607, Character said: - [SNORTS]
- [DOG BARKING]

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At 00:00:41,242, Character said: [DOG CONTINUES BARKING]

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At 00:00:44,955, Character said: Subtitles by explosiveskull
www.OpenSubtitles.org

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At 00:00:52,386, Character said: I don't know.
It's just so weird.

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At 00:00:54,255, Character said: Okay, well,
what did he say, exactly?

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At 00:00:55,422, Character said: He said he needed to
talk to me.

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At 00:00:57,158, Character said: - Needed or wanted?
- What's the difference?

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At 00:00:58,559, Character said: - Urgency.
- He said needed.

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At 00:00:59,860, Character said: - Ugh, that's urgent.
- I know.

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At 00:01:01,428, Character said: He gave you super gonorrhea.

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At 00:01:03,597, Character said: [SHUSHING] Shut up!

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At 00:01:04,798, Character said: When did he tell you this?

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At 00:01:06,299, Character said: - As soon as he walked through the door.
- Oh, my God.

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At 00:01:07,801, Character said: What an a***e.
Do you wanna go?

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At 00:01:09,370, Character said: Yes, and no.
I don't want to know what it is.

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At 00:01:11,472, Character said: - Oh, my God. You've g***t to find out.
- You've g***t to know.

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At 00:01:13,374, Character said: - Let's get the check.
- HENRY: Sorry, uh...

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At 00:01:14,775, Character said: Sorry it took me so long.

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At 00:01:17,711, Character said: It's so weird. They have
one of those toilets

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At 00:01:19,380, Character said: that's like a jacuzzi
for your butt.

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At 00:01:24,418, Character said: Well, Japanese culture
is so interesting, is it not?

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At 00:01:26,420, Character said: Like, ugh, I can't wait
to go to Tokyo.

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At 00:01:29,890, Character said: Excuse me?

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At 00:01:33,327, Character said: Hey, you're still airbnb-ing
the house upstate, right?

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At 00:01:35,396, Character said: - Good God, no!
- He didn't tell you?

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At 00:01:37,164, Character said: - No.
- Oh, my God, it was a nightmare!

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At 00:01:38,932, Character said: This sweet lady, she rents it for
the weekend and she brings her dog.

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At 00:01:40,701, Character said: I'm cool with pets.
Whatever, it's fine.

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At 00:01:42,670, Character said: Until she decides that
she wants to be nice

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At 00:01:45,606, Character said: and clean it herself.
[LAUGHS]

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At 00:01:46,874, Character said: It is so not funny.

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At 00:01:48,542, Character said: Okay, so, Adam's g***t
one of those robot vacuums.

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At 00:01:50,678, Character said: - A Roomba.
- A Roomba, yeah.

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At 00:01:52,213, Character said: Yeah, Roombas.

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At 00:01:53,463, Character said: She turns the Roomba on,
she leaves the house,

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At 00:01:54,715, Character said: and the dog
gets into the trash

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At 00:01:56,417, Character said: and eats something
that gives him diarrhea.

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At 00:01:57,985, Character said: Un-uh.

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At 00:01:59,686, Character said: And the Roomba
spread s***t everywhere.

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At 00:02:01,388, Character said: She was gone for eight hours.
It took two weeks to clean it up.

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At 00:02:03,791, Character said: - No, no, honey, that is like...
- Yes.

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At 00:02:05,993, Character said: ...the worst thing
I've heard all week.

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At 00:02:07,394, Character said: - ADAM: Mm-hmm.
- You have a lot of property.

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At 00:02:13,867, Character said: And you own it
with your ex, right?

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At 00:02:15,369, Character said: Well, no, I actually g***t it
when my mom died.

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At 00:02:17,838, Character said: It was always just mine,
I guess.

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At 00:02:19,940, Character said: So much property.

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At 00:02:25,746, Character said: And it's so cute,
by the way. It's so charming.

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At 00:02:27,748, Character said: - It's a safety net house.
- No.

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At 00:02:30,017, Character said: - You have to sell it.
- Trying to.

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At 00:02:31,852, Character said: CAMMY: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:02:32,953, Character said: - Anyway...
- So much property.

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At 00:02:35,889, Character said: Can I interest you in dessert?

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At 00:02:37,491, Character said: [ALL] No.

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At 00:02:38,759, Character said: MARKLIN: Thank you,
just the check.

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At 00:02:41,327, Character said: I don't mean to bother you,
but I'm obsessed with your website.

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At 00:02:43,897, Character said: Oh, thank you. Thanks.

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At 00:02:45,332, Character said: Oh, stop. This is
our anniversary dinner,

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At 00:02:47,568, Character said: so Marklin and I
would like to treat you.

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At 00:02:48,836, Character said: - You don't have to do that.
- Yes!

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At 00:02:50,337, Character said: - We invited you.
- You're sure?

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At 00:02:51,839, Character said: MARKLIN: Yes.

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At 00:02:53,573, Character said: Adam and I are going to hang for
a second and finish our fight.

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At 00:02:55,309, Character said: - HENRY: Really?
- No.

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At 00:02:56,543, Character said: Not really. We're gonna
walk you guys out.

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At 00:02:59,780, Character said: Can you wrap this up to go?

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At 00:03:01,715, Character said: Um, sure.

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At 00:03:05,986, Character said: Those too.

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At 00:03:11,725, Character said: HENRY: That one too.

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At 00:03:18,699, Character said: Call me and let me know
what's up.

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At 00:03:20,367, Character said: CAMMY: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:22,836, Character said: The waiter ordered us
an UberPool.

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At 00:03:26,507, Character said: - That's cool, right?
- Yes.

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At 00:03:28,475, Character said: [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

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At 00:03:32,379, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:03:33,981, Character said: [WOMEN WHOOPING]

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At 00:03:35,449, Character said: Wish me luck.

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At 00:03:36,950, Character said: And it just gets worse.

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At 00:03:38,485, Character said: I have my phone on.

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At 00:03:40,020, Character said: [DRUNK GIRL CHUCKLING]

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At 00:03:46,860, Character said: Now, she really knows
how to pick 'em.

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At 00:03:49,330, Character said: MARKLIN: I need a drink.

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At 00:03:50,531, Character said: Oh, well, lucky for you...

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At 00:03:52,900, Character said: - You did not.
- Well, yeah.

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At 00:03:54,501, Character said: They took everything else.
Why not?

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At 00:03:55,803, Character said: You're gonna get us arrested.

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At 00:03:57,371, Character said: It looks like a bottle of Sprite.
Don't worry.

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At 00:04:01,041, Character said: Little bit of worry is okay.

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At 00:04:02,508, Character said: Well, yeah, but that's why
I love you.

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At 00:04:05,079, Character said: I love you.
Happy Anniversary.

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At 00:04:06,747, Character said: [ADAM MOANS] Maybe next time
no double-date?

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At 00:04:09,850, Character said: Hi! Do you have a minute
for gay rights?

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At 00:04:12,086, Character said: - No!
- Okay, a***e.

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At 00:04:15,055, Character said: Easy. We're already members.

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At 00:04:18,659, Character said: Oh, my God!

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At 00:04:20,561, Character said: I love you.

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At 00:04:23,063, Character said: - Can I take a pic?
- MARKLIN: No problem.

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At 00:04:29,737, Character said: Up! [CHUCKLES]

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At 00:04:32,873, Character said: [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

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At 00:04:34,408, Character said: - Thank you.
- Okay.

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At 00:04:36,377, Character said: I ** freaking out.

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At 00:04:40,714, Character said: Didn't know
they work nights.

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At 00:04:41,915, Character said: Well, we are downtown.

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At 00:04:44,551, Character said: Hey, can I ask you something?

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At 00:04:47,688, Character said: Are you... [MOANING]

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At 00:04:53,694, Character said: Let's go.

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At 00:04:55,796, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:04:57,598, Character said: HENRY: Ah, man!

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At 00:04:58,999, Character said: I just...
I don't know how to tell you this.

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At 00:05:02,503, Character said: Just say it, I guess?
I mean...

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At 00:05:04,638, Character said: Uh, okay.

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At 00:05:06,807, Character said: Um, look, um...
These past three weeks,

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At 00:05:11,545, Character said: getting to know you
have been amazing

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At 00:05:13,530, Character said: and I really think that I'm
starting to feel things for you,

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At 00:05:15,516, Character said: but there's something
that I... Ugh!

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At 00:05:17,785, Character said: Oh, my God,
you're making me nervous right now!

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At 00:05:20,587, Character said: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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At 00:05:22,856, Character said: - Just say it.
- I'm so sorry!

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At 00:05:24,925, Character said: - Yeah, I'm...
- It's okay.

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At 00:05:27,027, Character said: I'm...

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At 00:05:29,062, Character said: [SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

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At 00:05:31,765, Character said: I'm homeless.

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At 00:05:34,468, Character said: I'm sorry, what now?

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At 00:05:35,836, Character said: I'm homeless.

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At 00:05:37,754, Character said: - And you're staying on friends' couches?
- No, I did that.

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At 00:05:39,673, Character said: You moved in
with your parents?

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At 00:05:41,008, Character said: No, I did that too.

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At 00:05:42,109, Character said: I'm...

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At 00:05:45,679, Character said: I live in a shelter.

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At 00:05:48,015, Character said: But you have such nice shoes.

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