-The.N***d.Gun.2025 Subtitles

At 00:01:35,756, Character said: Go, go, go, go! Move it, move it!

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At 00:01:38,559, Character said: Let's go, let's go! Come on!

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At 00:01:41,099, Character said: It's a powder keg in there.

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At 00:01:42,398, Character said: No one moves till we get word from the mayor.

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At 00:01:58,047, Character said: Shoot! Hey.

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At 00:02:00,046, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:02:01,115, Character said: Hey. Little girl.

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At 00:02:03,082, Character said: Stop.

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At 00:02:04,820, Character said: Stop!

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At 00:02:07,918, Character said: Stay down!

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At 00:02:20,664, Character said: What do you want, little one?

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At 00:02:25,005, Character said: Your a***s.

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At 00:02:52,265, Character said: Boo!

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At 00:03:14,187, Character said: Well done.

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At 00:03:35,779, Character said: Who...

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At 00:03:37,276, Character said: who are you?

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At 00:03:39,446, Character said: Frank Drebin, Police Squad.

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At 00:03:43,151, Character said: The new version.

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At 00:04:02,874, Character said: Shoot. Um...

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At 00:04:15,782, Character said: My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin,

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At 00:04:18,048, Character said: Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad,

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At 00:04:20,027, Character said: a special division of the LAPD.

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At 00:04:22,693, Character said: The day after the bank robbery started like any other.

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At 00:04:25,890, Character said: I woke up in my empty cop apartment,

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At 00:04:28,697, Character said: stared at a picture of my deceased cop wife

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At 00:04:31,531, Character said: and choked back cop tears.

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At 00:04:33,939, Character said: A perfect morning? Sure.

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At 00:04:36,202, Character said: But I had no idea what this city had in store for me.

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At 00:04:41,276, Character said: What the hell?

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At 00:04:44,875, Character said: Hey! There he is.

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At 00:04:46,251, Character said: Way to go, Frank!

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At 00:04:49,989, Character said: Thank you. Thanks, everyone.

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At 00:04:51,582, Character said: What is this?

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At 00:04:52,551, Character said: Don't cheer for him!

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At 00:04:54,454, Character said: You two, my office now!

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At 00:04:59,696, Character said: Thanks to you, I just spent two hours

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At 00:05:02,564, Character said: getting chewed out by the mayor.

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At 00:05:04,131, Character said: Apparently, some of the bank robbers you put in the ICU,

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At 00:05:07,239, Character said: they're lawyering up to sue the city.

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At 00:05:09,769, Character said: That's ridiculous. They're criminals.

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At 00:05:11,811, Character said: It's the law.

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At 00:05:13,004, Character said: Since when do cops have to follow the law?

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At 00:05:14,938, Character said: Since forever. Oh, yeah?

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At 00:05:16,447, Character said: And who's going to arrest me? Other cops?

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At 00:05:18,775, Character said: Yes. Is she serious?

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At 00:05:19,983, Character said: Is he serious?

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At 00:05:21,479, Character said: He's... no.

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At 00:05:22,879, Character said: Look, let me be crystal clear.

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At 00:05:24,581, Character said: They are threatening to shut down Police Squad because of you.

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At 00:05:27,854, Character said: Honestly, you're lucky you still work here

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At 00:05:30,427, Character said: after last year's McDonald's incident.

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At 00:05:32,528, Character said: They wouldn't sell me Freedom Fries.

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At 00:05:34,627, Character said: You arrested the entire staff!

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At 00:05:36,961, Character said: I wasn't thinking clearly.

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At 00:05:38,669, Character said: I was furious about the Janet Jackson Super Bowl.

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At 00:05:41,666, Character said: That was 20 years ago!

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At 00:05:43,676, Character said: Not to me.

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At 00:05:44,903, Character said: We understand, Chief. You're right.

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At 00:05:46,945, Character said: Good.

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At 00:05:48,105, Character said: 'Cause I'm taking you off the bank job.

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At 00:05:49,744, Character said: What? I'm putting you on collisions.

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At 00:05:52,513, Character said: There's a crash up in Malibu.

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At 00:05:54,679, Character said: Yes, ma'**. Thank you.

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At 00:05:56,214, Character said: And make sure your bodycams are actually turned on!

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At 00:06:00,454, Character said: G***t it. Camera will be on.

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At 00:06:06,030, Character said: Drebin!

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At 00:06:07,496, Character said: It's a new day at Police Squad!

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At 00:06:11,569, Character said: Things are changing so fast around here.

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At 00:06:15,132, Character said: I guess you really can't fight City Hall, huh?

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At 00:06:17,371, Character said: No. It's a building.

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At 00:06:20,145, Character said: Now, there's a real man.

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At 00:06:23,042, Character said: They just don't make 'em like your pops anymore.

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At 00:06:25,742, Character said: I'm glad he's not around to see what Police Squad has come to.

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At 00:06:29,715, Character said: Mind if I take a minute, Ed?

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At 00:06:31,715, Character said: Of... of course.

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At 00:06:37,030, Character said: Hi, Daddy. It's me, Frank Jr.

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At 00:06:40,233, Character said: I want to be just like you, but...

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At 00:06:42,834, Character said: at the same time, be completely different and original.

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At 00:06:46,369, Character said: So, if you're proud of me,

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At 00:06:49,074, Character said: give me a sign, like...

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At 00:06:51,168, Character said: maybe make me see an owl or something.

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At 00:06:55,816, Character said: Hey, Dad.

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At 00:06:57,718, Character said: It's me, Ed.

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At 00:07:00,920, Character said: Boy, do I miss you.

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At 00:07:06,585, Character said: Hey, Pops.

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At 00:07:10,356, Character said: Mm-mm.

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At 00:07:15,561, Character said: Ed and I pulled up to the Malibu car crash around 2:00 p.m.

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At 00:07:19,664, Character said: Nothing unusual.

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At 00:07:21,233, Character said: But in this city, usual is unusual... usually.

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At 00:07:24,943, Character said: What the hell?

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At 00:07:28,413, Character said: So how was your date last night, Frank?

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At 00:07:30,679, Character said: Ah, I couldn't go through with it.

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At 00:07:33,152, Character said: You canceled? Nope.

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At 00:07:35,121, Character said: I didn't want to upset her,

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At 00:07:36,723, Character said: so I had Officer Barnes tell her I was stabbed to death.

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At 00:07:39,521, Character said: You're a real romantic, Frank.

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At 00:07:40,923, Character said: But everyone needs someone, even a widower like you.

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At 00:07:43,959, Character said: I'm just not ready to open myself to love again.

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At 00:07:47,393, Character said: I had them wait to clear the wreck so you could get eyes on it.

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At 00:07:50,060, Character said: Crash happened around 4:00 a.m.

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At 00:07:51,602, Character said: Well, there are no skid marks on the road.

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At 00:07:54,704, Character said: He didn't hit the brakes before going over.

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At 00:07:57,271, Character said: Drunk?

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At 00:07:58,443, Character said: A little. Just enough to wake me up.

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At 00:08:01,540, Character said: Fancy car.

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At 00:08:03,078, Character said: Yeah, it's one of those new EdenTech electric ones.

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At 00:08:05,711, Character said: Electric, huh?

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At 00:08:07,447, Character said: I remember when the only things that were electric were eels, chairs,

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At 00:08:11,324, Character said: and Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago.

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At 00:08:20,265, Character said: Empty pill bottles.

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At 00:08:32,009, Character said: Huh.

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At 00:08:37,807, Character said: Who was he?

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At 00:08:39,746, Character said: Simon Davenport, 53 years old.

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At 00:08:42,318, Character said: No wife, no kids.

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At 00:08:44,049, Character said: He's g***t a sister out in Hancock Park,

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At 00:08:45,825, Character said: but we don't really know anything about her other than her name.

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At 00:08:48,995, Character said: Beth Davenport.

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At 00:08:50,889, Character said: Divorced, 5'6", 130 pounds.

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At 00:08:54,096, Character said: Spitfire of a personality. Self-proclaimed chocoholic.

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At 00:08:57,431, Character said: Likes outdoorsy things but is just as happy curling up with a good book.

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At 00:09:02,274, Character said: All right. I've seen enough.

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At 00:09:04,209, Character said: Mark it as suicide.

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At 00:09:06,671, Character said: Go ahead!

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At 00:09:07,675, Character said: Bring in the crane!

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At 00:09:34,731, Character said: Oh, my God, it's up! Wait, I g***t to see what I g***t!

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At 00:09:36,673, Character said: Yes, I g***t it! Come on, man!

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At 00:09:37,903, Character said: She can't even sing!

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At 00:09:45,681, Character said: Lieutenant? What's up, Barnes?

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At 00:09:47,682, Character said: Look, I know you're off the bank job, sir, but I could really use your advice.

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At 00:09:50,523, Character said: Go for it. Look, it's the strangest thing.

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At 00:09:52,557, Character said: All the thieves had never met each other

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At 00:09:54,452, Character said: and none of them knew who they were working for.

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At 00:09:56,263, Character said: Brilliant!

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At 00:09:57,497, Character said: If they don't know anything, they can't squeal.

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At 00:10:00,192, Character said: Whoever orchestrated this is very smart.

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At 00:10:02,398, Character said: And get this.

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At 00:10:03,802, Character said: The robbers were told that they could keep the cash.

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At 00:10:05,837, Character said: Who organizes a bank robbery and doesn't keep the cash?

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At 00:10:08,937, Character said: They must have been after something else.

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At 00:10:11,444, Character said: Why don't you bring in one of the perps?

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At 00:10:13,071, Character said: See if we can get them talking.

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At 00:10:14,443, Character said: G***t it. Thank you.

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At 00:10:16,713, Character said: Heads up, Frank. You g***t a visitor....