Kneecap.2024.EN Subtitles

At 00:00:34,186, Character said: D'you know what?

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At 00:00:35,586, Character said: Every fuckin' story about
Belfast starts like this.

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At 00:00:42,627, Character said: But not this one and don't
be acting the fuckin' balloon,

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At 00:00:45,596, Character said: that's not the start.

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At 00:00:47,933, Character said: This is the start.

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At 00:00:49,935, Character said: With my best mate, Naoise,
when he was a wee baby,

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At 00:00:54,139, Character said: and his ma, Dolores,
out in ma nature...

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At 00:00:59,610, Character said: This wasn't his ma's idea
at all.

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At 00:01:10,388, Character said: Naoise's da, Arlo,

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At 00:01:12,157, Character said: well, he wanted his firstborn
baptised here

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At 00:01:14,827, Character said: at this secret Mass Rock.

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At 00:01:18,030, Character said: It was a tribute to the
Irish Catholics who,

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At 00:01:20,431, Character said: just a few generations ago,

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At 00:01:21,900, Character said: gave the middle finger to
British rule by sneaking here

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At 00:01:24,502, Character said: to practise their own religion
and speak their own language.

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At 00:01:28,974, Character said: Except the peelers went
and thought

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At 00:01:30,741, Character said: they'd uncovered themselves
an IRA training camp.

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At 00:01:34,545, Character said: So on the day wee baby Naoise
was supposed to be taken

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At 00:01:37,149, Character said: by the light of Christ,

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At 00:01:38,817, Character said: instead he g***t the full beams
of an RUC chopper.

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At 00:01:46,691, Character said: F***k off!!!

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At 00:01:57,202, Character said: I mean, what f***g
chance did the wee boy have?

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At 00:02:15,686, Character said: ♪♪ Powerful

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At 00:02:19,390, Character said: Me and Naoise, we g***t our
first taste for drugs

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At 00:02:21,994, Character said: at Ireland's most infamous
criminal finishing school.

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At 00:02:24,562, Character said: ♪♪ Powerful

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At 00:02:37,508, Character said: Stop! Stop there!

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At 00:02:45,416, Character said: ♪♪ Powerful ♪♪

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At 00:02:54,725, Character said: Next Sunday, that congregation
doubled.

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At 00:02:57,930, Character said: ♪♪ Powerful, powerful ♪♪

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At 00:03:02,234, Character said: That's drugs for you -
they bring you closer to God.

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At 00:03:05,536, Character said: For Naoise and me, they were
our f***g calling.

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At 00:03:09,174, Character said: and as Mass Rocks proved

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At 00:03:10,708, Character said: nothing gets between us Taigs
and our religion.

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At 00:03:34,766, Character said: Didn't matter what community

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At 00:03:36,201, Character said: in the north of Ireland
you came from,

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At 00:03:38,036, Character said: we could always find
common ground

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At 00:03:40,072, Character said: in a love for throwin' s***t
at the Peelers.

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At 00:03:44,977, Character said: And as for Naoise,
he was off learning

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At 00:03:47,379, Character said: that public transport
doesn't mix well

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At 00:03:49,915, Character said: with ketamine.

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At 00:04:20,678, Character said: As for myself, tonight
I learnt what it's like

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At 00:04:23,614, Character said: getting bitten by a dog
wiped on MDMA.

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At 00:04:26,018, Character said: It feels...
...f***g mental.

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At 00:04:45,937, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:46,531, Character said: Northern Ireland's government

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At 00:05:48,266, Character said: has in the last hour collapsed

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At 00:05:50,168, Character said: over failure to agree on
an Irish Language Act

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At 00:05:52,404, Character said: giving the minority language
equal legal status to English.

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At 00:05:55,874, Character said: Many republicans see the
language as an expression

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At 00:05:58,577, Character said: of their political identity.

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At 00:06:00,644, Character said: They say it's a matter
of civil rights.

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At 00:06:02,646, Character said: The Irish
language is my heart and soul.

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At 00:06:05,283, Character said: If it was the colour of my skin
and you could easily identify

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At 00:06:08,253, Character said: me as being of a different
colour, and the DUP said,

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At 00:06:10,789, Character said: 'We can't give equal rights
to this guy',

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At 00:06:12,791, Character said: I think the issue would
be clearer.'

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At 00:06:52,330, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:06:55,000, Character said: Yes, it is.

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At 00:06:57,802, Character said: What... Now?

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At 00:07:44,983, Character said: Nothing but a hood.

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At 00:07:47,052, Character said: H double O D.

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At 00:07:51,456, Character said: Lowlife scum.

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At 00:07:53,858, Character said: Waste of f***g space.

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At 00:07:57,295, Character said: Do I look like I want to read
f***g subtitles?

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At 00:08:07,939, Character said: Why don't you just speak
the Queen's English?

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At 00:08:10,609, Character said: You...

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At 00:08:14,012, Character said: This was a fair question,
though rudely asked.

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At 00:08:17,816, Character said: For me to respond to this
sectarian prick in Irish,

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At 00:08:20,318, Character said: I'd have to say something
along the lines of...

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At 00:08:26,891, Character said: Which means:

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At 00:08:28,393, Character said: 'May the lowest stone in the
sea be on top of your head'.

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At 00:08:31,796, Character said: You do get there a lot quicker
with...

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At 00:08:46,578, Character said: Stop that, they'll catch
a cold!

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At 00:08:52,217, Character said: I'm proud to have learnt
my irregular verbs

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At 00:08:54,319, Character said: on a wall covered in shite!

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At 00:08:55,887, Character said: -Aye, your own shite!
-Aye.

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At 00:08:57,956, Character said: And you know what that shite
smelt like?

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At 00:09:00,325, Character said: Freedom.

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At 00:09:01,761, Character said: Not when I've been in the
toilet after you it doesn't.

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At 00:09:04,629, Character said: What'll the next class be,
Grade 1 tunnelling?

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At 00:09:06,931, Character said: Yoga actually, Ma.

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At 00:09:09,367, Character said: Leave them be to get on
with their real homework.

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At 00:09:13,038, Character said: Catch yourself on!

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At 00:09:14,439, Character said: Pity your ma, Naoise.
Born with Irish in her mouth.

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At 00:09:18,310, Character said: Now disowns her own
mother tongue...

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At 00:09:33,325, Character said: Get you home, your mammy will
think we've kidnapped you.

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At 00:09:36,261, Character said: A wee operation for youse.

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At 00:09:37,862, Character said: I want you to sit down tonight

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At 00:09:40,198, Character said: and watch an American Western
on the telly.

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At 00:09:43,034, Character said: But here's the thing:

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At 00:09:44,869, Character said: Watch it from the Indian's
point of view, ok?

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At 00:09:48,973, Character said: And remember:

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At 00:10:07,959, Character said: And then Naoise's da was gone.

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At 00:10:10,495, Character said: Like, gone gone.

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At 00:10:12,097, Character said: Turns out since leaving jail

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At 00:10:13,665, Character said: Arlo was having an affair with
blowing up anything British.

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At 00:10:17,435, Character said: He blew this up.

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At 00:10:18,703, Character said: And this.

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At 00:10:20,171, Character said: And...

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At 00:10:21,373, Character said: Alright, that one didn't
go off.

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At 00:10:24,442, Character said: Anyway, three years after
going on the run,

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At 00:10:26,711, Character said: Arlo fell to his death
from a fishing boat.

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At 00:10:30,816, Character said: Or, if you believe
the peelers, he didn't.

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At 00:10:35,387, Character said: With his dead body
never found,

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At 00:10:37,055, Character said: Arlo couldn't be proved dead,

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At 00:10:39,324, Character said: and with his alive body
never found,

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At 00:10:41,493, Character said: Arlo couldn't be proved alive.

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At 00:10:44,496, Character said: The dead Arlo had his funeral.

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At 00:10:47,198, Character said: And the alive Arlo remained
on the run.

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At 00:10:51,536, Character said: And to this day, just having
met the man

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At 00:10:54,406, Character said: was enough to have some lump
spitting in your beak over it.

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At 00:10:58,209, Character said: I mean, Arlo was right
about one thing:

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At 00:11:00,846, Character said: Cowboys... were proper cunts.

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At 00:11:12,223, Character said: Move!

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At 00:11:13,925, Character said: This is Mr O Dochartaigh.

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At 00:11:16,161, Character said: He is an Irish interpreter.

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At 00:11:20,165, Character said: I'm not...

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At 00:11:21,366, Character said: -D'you speak Irish?
-Aye.

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At 00:11:23,535, Character said: That'll do.

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At 00:11:45,123, Character said: What's he saying?

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At 00:11:46,958, Character said: Just discussing the furniture.

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At 00:11:54,966, Character said: So, eh, what are we
doing here?

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At 00:11:58,369, Character said: Resisting arrest,
public nuisance,

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At 00:12:02,140, Character said: and unless he can
somehow prove

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At 00:12:04,075, Character said: he can't speak the language
of his home country,

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At 00:12:06,978, Character said: then we can throw in
obstructing the police

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At 00:12:09,214, Character said: in the execution
of their duty.

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At 00:12:13,384, Character said: ** I supposed
to translate that?

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At 00:12:15,286, Character said: I think he understood
just fine.

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At 00:13:34,165, Character said: What's this mean?

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At 00:13:37,235, Character said: 'I g***t up this morning,

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At 00:13:39,070, Character said: well, at the end of the day.

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At 00:13:40,505, Character said: Before I leave the bed,
a spliff and a cup of tea,

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At 00:13:45,844, Character said: 'Now I've a big night ahead
of me because of yesterday,

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At 00:13:49,681, Character said: I spent all my DLA on MDMA.'

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At 00:14:03,227, Character said: I want you to look...