A Madea Christmas (2013) 1080p AAC.en Subtitles

00:00:49,599 --> 00:00:51,- Okay. Are we doing...
- Hi.

00:00:51,267 --> 00:00:52,- How are you?
- I'm not comin' out there.

00:00:53,002 --> 00:00:56,It's only a day and a half of work,
and you gonna be making $150.

00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:58,- I look like a d***n fool.
- I'm gonna come in.

00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:01,Okay. One, two, thre...

00:01:02,078 --> 00:01:03,You better stop it.

00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:06,Eileen, you come in on three.
You don't say, "One, two," and come in.

00:01:06,916 --> 00:01:08,You say, "Three." Then you come in.

00:01:08,551 --> 00:01:13,Look at you. You are
dressed for success.

00:01:13,356 --> 00:01:15,I look like the whole
d***n red-light district.

00:01:15,458 --> 00:01:17,I ain't had nothing like this
on since I was on that pole.

00:01:17,794 --> 00:01:21,Ooh. Well, just think of this as
another pole. The North Pole.

00:01:21,965 --> 00:01:23,They don't make it
rain at the North Pole.

00:01:23,766 --> 00:01:25,At my age, I can't
get no rain nowhere.

00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:28,I get a little drizzle,
but them quarters hurt.

00:01:29,906 --> 00:01:32,No, no, no. Well, this is beautiful.

00:01:32,775 --> 00:01:36,Just think of this as a little
extra money for you and Cora.

00:01:36,112 --> 00:01:37,Honey, I don't buy Cora
nothing for Christmas.

00:01:37,914 --> 00:01:39,I ain't bought her nothing
since she was seven years old.

00:01:39,816 --> 00:01:41,- You're kidding.
- That's right.

00:01:41,251 --> 00:01:44,Cora asked me for some money
for some dolls named Starz.

00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,I couldn't afford it.
She just wanted them Starz.

00:01:46,122 --> 00:01:48,So all day Christmas,
she made me feel bad.

00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,That night, Christmas dinner,
she's still sitting at the table crying.

00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,I knocked the hell out of her.
You know what happened?

00:01:53,163 --> 00:01:55,She saw stars. And she never
asked me for another gift.

00:01:55,832 --> 00:01:58,- You are dreadful. Yes, you are.
- The truth.

00:01:58,134 --> 00:02:00,- I can't do this, Eileen.
- Yes, you can. Stop.

00:02:00,970 --> 00:02:02,- Now, just smile.
- Okay. I'm smiling.

00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,Now, you should see...
Come over here.

00:02:04,607 --> 00:02:06,I gotta take you where you working.

00:02:06,176 --> 00:02:09,You should see the lovely gifts
I bought for my daughter.

00:02:09,579 --> 00:02:11,- How she doing?
- Oh, she is excellent.

00:02:12,015 --> 00:02:14,You know she went to New
York to get a degree...

00:02:14,184 --> 00:02:17,g***t her master's and up and
moved to Alabama of all places.

00:02:18,021 --> 00:02:20,- What the hell she move to Alabama for?
- Who knows.

00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:24,Anyway, she took a little job there in
some little, small school, you know.

00:02:25,028 --> 00:02:27,She says she wants to start a farm.

00:02:28,698 --> 00:02:32,- A farm? What she starting a farm for?
- I don't know. I don't know.

00:02:32,835 --> 00:02:36,But anyway, you know she g***t
tons of offers down here in Atlanta.

00:02:36,372 --> 00:02:39,But she didn't want to,
so what can you do?

00:02:39,108 --> 00:02:41,- Maybe she's trying to get away from you.
- You better stop that.

00:02:41,811 --> 00:02:43,- Where we going?
- My daughter loves me.

00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:47,Round yon Virgin Mother...

00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,- Was that you singing?
- No, ma'**.

00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:56,There's no one else in there,
Bailey McCoy.

00:02:56,226 --> 00:02:59,Come on. Walk with me.
You're late again.

00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:00,I'm sorry.

00:03:00,530 --> 00:03:02,- I'm gonna have to talk to your parents.
- No.

00:03:02,865 --> 00:03:06,I just woke up late.
I'll be here on time. I promise.

00:03:06,469 --> 00:03:07,Budget cuts, budget cuts.

00:03:08,037 --> 00:03:10,All right. Go on in class.

00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,- We'll talk about this later. Okay?
- Okay.

00:03:12,242 --> 00:03:14,And your singing.

00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,I'm not gonna come in
here and listen to this.

00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,All right, people!

00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:29,Now, we may have to cancel
the Christmas Jubilee this year.

00:03:30,059 --> 00:03:32,- No way!
- We don't have the budget!

00:03:32,695 --> 00:03:34,Mayor, you hold on right there.

00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,All right? Now, I grew
"poinsetters" for this.

00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:37,Poinsettias.

00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:39,- That's what I said.
- No, you didn't.

00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:42,If this Christmas
Jubilee don't happen...

00:03:42,605 --> 00:03:44,what ** I gonna do with
all them "poinsetters"?

00:03:44,507 --> 00:03:46,- Poinsettias.
- Stop. Do I look stupid?

00:03:46,909 --> 00:03:48,- Tanner, I understand.
- No, sir...

00:03:48,911 --> 00:03:51,with all due respect,
I don't think you do.

00:03:51,114 --> 00:03:53,Since they built that dam upriver,
we've been barely surviving.

00:03:53,916 --> 00:03:56,Between that and the drought...

00:03:56,219 --> 00:03:58,managed to put most of
our crops out of business.

00:03:58,254 --> 00:04:00,We need this Christmas Jubilee
to happen. You hear me?

00:04:00,256 --> 00:04:03,We don't have the money.
I talked to the city council, didn't I?

00:04:03,293 --> 00:04:05,You did, Your Honor.
He talked to him. I heard him.

00:04:05,561 --> 00:04:08,- Take it out of the school.
- Hold on, Tanner McCoy.

00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,We've already cut
the school's budget...

00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:13,and as principal,
I have to draw the line.

00:04:13,803 --> 00:04:16,We have four teachers
teaching several classes.

00:04:16,639 --> 00:04:19,If we cut back more, we'll not be
able to finish the school year.

00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:22,I don't care.
Somebody has to do something.

00:04:22,712 --> 00:04:24,We have to have this
Christmas Jubilee.

00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:28,It helps too many people around here
make enough money just to stay open.

00:04:28,418 --> 00:04:30,We don't have the budget!

00:04:30,453 --> 00:04:34,When we elected you as mayor,
you said you would help us!

00:04:35,425 --> 00:04:38,I know. I'm sorry.

00:04:38,127 --> 00:04:42,Folks around here don't take too kindly
to politicians not keeping their word.

00:04:42,131 --> 00:04:46,You keep putting all these good people
against the wall and see what happens.

00:04:47,270 --> 00:04:49,Come on, fellas. Geez.

00:04:49,339 --> 00:04:51,- This is ridiculous.
- Absolutely.

00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,- You believe that guy?
- That was unpleasant.

00:04:58,781 --> 00:05:00,Yes, it was.

00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:02,- This is where you'll be working.
- Okay.

00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,Okay? Have you ever
done sales before?

00:05:04,153 --> 00:05:07,- Yes, I sold trees.
- Christmas trees?

00:05:08,024 --> 00:05:09,When you smoke 'em, they make
you feel like it's Christmas.

00:05:10,093 --> 00:05:12,If you don't stop that nasty talk.

00:05:12,161 --> 00:05:14,Stop it. I mean,
where goods were exchanged.

00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:16,I was exchanging my
goodies back in the day.

00:05:16,432 --> 00:05:17,Yes, indeed.

00:05:17,967 --> 00:05:20,- I g***t to bring...
- On the black market.

00:05:21,604 --> 00:05:24,- I g***t to bring you back to church.
- You ain't bringing me to no church.

00:05:24,774 --> 00:05:27,I ain't goin' to no church.
The devil is a lie.

00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:29,- And you still married to him.
- Honey, honey...

00:05:29,345 --> 00:05:31,- Speak of the devil, listen. Listen.
- What, what, what?

00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,- Y'all want me to work the register?
- No, no.

00:05:33,649 --> 00:05:35,- Other people take...
- You sure?

00:05:35,218 --> 00:05:37,You have to be bonded for that job.

00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,If I took the register,
I'd be bonded out.

00:05:39,122 --> 00:05:40,Okay. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

00:05:40,990 --> 00:05:44,Listen, let's go over a little quick
review of what you're supposed to do.

00:05:44,894 --> 00:05:47,- You teach me.
- You're supposed to direct the customers...

00:05:47,797 --> 00:05:50,when they ask you for something,
and you can refer to this.

00:05:50,733 --> 00:05:52,Okay? Now,
kitchenware is on the fifth floor.

00:05:53,002 --> 00:05:54,- Kitchenware, fifth floor.
- Yes.

00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:56,- Women's apparel is on the second...
- Y'all sell pears?

00:05:56,572 --> 00:05:58,Y'all g***t produce up there?

00:05:58,541 --> 00:06:01,- Clothing. Women's clothing.
- Say, "Clothing." Don't say, "A pears."

00:06:01,144 --> 00:06:02,I don't know what
"apparels" is. "A pears."

00:06:02,979 --> 00:06:05,Okay. Young adults
is on the third floor.

00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:09,- Young adults on the third floor.
- Makeup and perfume is here.

00:06:09,152 --> 00:06:10,And over there across the hall.

00:06:10,753 --> 00:06:12,- I get it. I'll be fine.
- All right, and listen.

00:06:13,089 --> 00:06:15,Most important,
everybody gets the same greeting.

00:06:15,925 --> 00:06:18,When they come in,
you look them in the face...

00:06:18,194 --> 00:06:21,you smile pretty and you say,
"Merry Christmas.

00:06:22,031 --> 00:06:24,It's...