A Madea Christmas (2013) 1080p AAC.en Subtitles

At 00:00:49,599, Character said: - Okay. Are we doing...
- Hi.

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At 00:00:51,267, Character said: - How are you?
- I'm not comin' out there.

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At 00:00:53,002, Character said: It's only a day and a half of work,
and you gonna be making $150.

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At 00:00:56,206, Character said: - I look like a d***n fool.
- I'm gonna come in.

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At 00:00:58,808, Character said: Okay. One, two, thre...

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At 00:01:02,078, Character said: You better stop it.

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At 00:01:03,646, Character said: Eileen, you come in on three.
You don't say, "One, two," and come in.

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At 00:01:06,916, Character said: You say, "Three." Then you come in.

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At 00:01:08,551, Character said: Look at you. You are
dressed for success.

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At 00:01:13,356, Character said: I look like the whole
d***n red-light district.

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At 00:01:15,458, Character said: I ain't had nothing like this
on since I was on that pole.

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At 00:01:17,794, Character said: Ooh. Well, just think of this as
another pole. The North Pole.

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At 00:01:21,965, Character said: They don't make it
rain at the North Pole.

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At 00:01:23,766, Character said: At my age, I can't
get no rain nowhere.

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At 00:01:25,668, Character said: I get a little drizzle,
but them quarters hurt.

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At 00:01:29,906, Character said: No, no, no. Well, this is beautiful.

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At 00:01:32,775, Character said: Just think of this as a little
extra money for you and Cora.

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At 00:01:36,112, Character said: Honey, I don't buy Cora
nothing for Christmas.

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At 00:01:37,914, Character said: I ain't bought her nothing
since she was seven years old.

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At 00:01:39,816, Character said: - You're kidding.
- That's right.

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At 00:01:41,251, Character said: Cora asked me for some money
for some dolls named Starz.

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At 00:01:44,187, Character said: I couldn't afford it.
She just wanted them Starz.

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At 00:01:46,122, Character said: So all day Christmas,
she made me feel bad.

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At 00:01:48,191, Character said: That night, Christmas dinner,
she's still sitting at the table crying.

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At 00:01:50,527, Character said: I knocked the hell out of her.
You know what happened?

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At 00:01:53,163, Character said: She saw stars. And she never
asked me for another gift.

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At 00:01:55,832, Character said: - You are dreadful. Yes, you are.
- The truth.

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At 00:01:58,134, Character said: - I can't do this, Eileen.
- Yes, you can. Stop.

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At 00:02:00,970, Character said: - Now, just smile.
- Okay. I'm smiling.

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At 00:02:02,539, Character said: Now, you should see...
Come over here.

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At 00:02:04,607, Character said: I gotta take you where you working.

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At 00:02:06,176, Character said: You should see the lovely gifts
I bought for my daughter.

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At 00:02:09,579, Character said: - How she doing?
- Oh, she is excellent.

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At 00:02:12,015, Character said: You know she went to New
York to get a degree...

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At 00:02:14,184, Character said: g***t her master's and up and
moved to Alabama of all places.

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At 00:02:18,021, Character said: - What the hell she move to Alabama for?
- Who knows.

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At 00:02:20,723, Character said: Anyway, she took a little job there in
some little, small school, you know.

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At 00:02:25,028, Character said: She says she wants to start a farm.

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At 00:02:28,698, Character said: - A farm? What she starting a farm for?
- I don't know. I don't know.

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At 00:02:32,835, Character said: But anyway, you know she g***t
tons of offers down here in Atlanta.

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At 00:02:36,372, Character said: But she didn't want to,
so what can you do?

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At 00:02:39,108, Character said: - Maybe she's trying to get away from you.
- You better stop that.

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At 00:02:41,811, Character said: - Where we going?
- My daughter loves me.

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At 00:02:43,680, Character said: Round yon Virgin Mother...

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At 00:02:49,919, Character said: - Was that you singing?
- No, ma'**.

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At 00:02:52,922, Character said: There's no one else in there,
Bailey McCoy.

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At 00:02:56,226, Character said: Come on. Walk with me.
You're late again.

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At 00:02:59,162, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:03:00,530, Character said: - I'm gonna have to talk to your parents.
- No.

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At 00:03:02,865, Character said: I just woke up late.
I'll be here on time. I promise.

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At 00:03:06,469, Character said: Budget cuts, budget cuts.

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At 00:03:08,037, Character said: All right. Go on in class.

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At 00:03:10,240, Character said: - We'll talk about this later. Okay?
- Okay.

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At 00:03:12,242, Character said: And your singing.

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At 00:03:17,680, Character said: I'm not gonna come in
here and listen to this.

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At 00:03:23,720, Character said: All right, people!

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At 00:03:27,390, Character said: Now, we may have to cancel
the Christmas Jubilee this year.

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At 00:03:30,059, Character said: - No way!
- We don't have the budget!

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At 00:03:32,695, Character said: Mayor, you hold on right there.

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At 00:03:34,631, Character said: All right? Now, I grew
"poinsetters" for this.

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At 00:03:36,633, Character said: Poinsettias.

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At 00:03:38,034, Character said: - That's what I said.
- No, you didn't.

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At 00:03:40,737, Character said: If this Christmas
Jubilee don't happen...

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At 00:03:42,605, Character said: what ** I gonna do with
all them "poinsetters"?

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At 00:03:44,507, Character said: - Poinsettias.
- Stop. Do I look stupid?

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At 00:03:46,909, Character said: - Tanner, I understand.
- No, sir...

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At 00:03:48,911, Character said: with all due respect,
I don't think you do.

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At 00:03:51,114, Character said: Since they built that dam upriver,
we've been barely surviving.

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At 00:03:53,916, Character said: Between that and the drought...

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At 00:03:56,219, Character said: managed to put most of
our crops out of business.

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At 00:03:58,254, Character said: We need this Christmas Jubilee
to happen. You hear me?

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At 00:04:00,256, Character said: We don't have the money.
I talked to the city council, didn't I?

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At 00:04:03,293, Character said: You did, Your Honor.
He talked to him. I heard him.

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At 00:04:05,561, Character said: - Take it out of the school.
- Hold on, Tanner McCoy.

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At 00:04:08,998, Character said: We've already cut
the school's budget...

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At 00:04:11,234, Character said: and as principal,
I have to draw the line.

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At 00:04:13,803, Character said: We have four teachers
teaching several classes.

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At 00:04:16,639, Character said: If we cut back more, we'll not be
able to finish the school year.

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At 00:04:19,842, Character said: I don't care.
Somebody has to do something.

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At 00:04:22,712, Character said: We have to have this
Christmas Jubilee.

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At 00:04:24,681, Character said: It helps too many people around here
make enough money just to stay open.

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At 00:04:28,418, Character said: We don't have the budget!

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At 00:04:30,453, Character said: When we elected you as mayor,
you said you would help us!

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At 00:04:35,425, Character said: I know. I'm sorry.

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At 00:04:38,127, Character said: Folks around here don't take too kindly
to politicians not keeping their word.

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At 00:04:42,131, Character said: You keep putting all these good people
against the wall and see what happens.

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At 00:04:47,270, Character said: Come on, fellas. Geez.

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At 00:04:49,339, Character said: - This is ridiculous.
- Absolutely.

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At 00:04:56,212, Character said: - You believe that guy?
- That was unpleasant.

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At 00:04:58,781, Character said: Yes, it was.

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At 00:05:00,416, Character said: - This is where you'll be working.
- Okay.

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At 00:05:02,218, Character said: Okay? Have you ever
done sales before?

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At 00:05:04,153, Character said: - Yes, I sold trees.
- Christmas trees?

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At 00:05:08,024, Character said: When you smoke 'em, they make
you feel like it's Christmas.

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At 00:05:10,093, Character said: If you don't stop that nasty talk.

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At 00:05:12,161, Character said: Stop it. I mean,
where goods were exchanged.

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At 00:05:14,330, Character said: I was exchanging my
goodies back in the day.

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At 00:05:16,432, Character said: Yes, indeed.

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At 00:05:17,967, Character said: - I g***t to bring...
- On the black market.

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At 00:05:21,604, Character said: - I g***t to bring you back to church.
- You ain't bringing me to no church.

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At 00:05:24,774, Character said: I ain't goin' to no church.
The devil is a lie.

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At 00:05:27,210, Character said: - And you still married to him.
- Honey, honey...

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At 00:05:29,345, Character said: - Speak of the devil, listen. Listen.
- What, what, what?

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At 00:05:31,414, Character said: - Y'all want me to work the register?
- No, no.

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At 00:05:33,649, Character said: - Other people take...
- You sure?

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At 00:05:35,218, Character said: You have to be bonded for that job.

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At 00:05:37,120, Character said: If I took the register,
I'd be bonded out.

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At 00:05:39,122, Character said: Okay. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

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At 00:05:40,990, Character said: Listen, let's go over a little quick
review of what you're supposed to do.

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At 00:05:44,894, Character said: - You teach me.
- You're supposed to direct the customers...

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At 00:05:47,797, Character said: when they ask you for something,
and you can refer to this.

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At 00:05:50,733, Character said: Okay? Now,
kitchenware is on the fifth floor.

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At 00:05:53,002, Character said: - Kitchenware, fifth floor.
- Yes.

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At 00:05:54,570, Character said: - Women's apparel is on the second...
- Y'all sell pears?

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At 00:05:56,572, Character said: Y'all g***t produce up there?

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At 00:05:58,541, Character said: - Clothing. Women's clothing.
- Say, "Clothing." Don't say, "A pears."

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At 00:06:01,144, Character said: I don't know what
"apparels" is. "A pears."

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At 00:06:02,979, Character said: Okay. Young adults
is on the third floor.

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At 00:06:05,281, Character said: - Young adults on the third floor.
- Makeup and perfume is here.

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At 00:06:09,152, Character said: And over there across the hall.

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At 00:06:10,753, Character said: - I get it. I'll be fine.
- All right, and listen.

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At 00:06:13,089, Character said: Most important,
everybody gets the same greeting.

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At 00:06:15,925, Character said: When they come in,
you look them in the face...

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At 00:06:18,194, Character said: you smile pretty and you say,
"Merry Christmas.

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At 00:06:22,031, Character said: It's...