Grojband.S01E02_English Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:02,336 ♪ G***t a band 2 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:02,336 that's really cool ♪ 3 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:03,457 ♪ Stealing words 4 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:03,457 from you know who ♪ 5 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:04,634 ♪ Playing gigs when we can ♪ 6 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:05,972 ♪ Trying to impress our fans ♪ 7 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,335 ♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪ 8 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,552 ♪ Her temper is 9 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,552 her biggest quirk ♪ 10 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,052 ♪ I g***t a plan 11 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,052 that might just work ♪ 12 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Now, we're gonna rock 13 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:15,683 and we're gonna roll ♪ 14 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:19,444 ♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪ 15 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,734 (RECORD PLAYS A SLOW TUNE) 16 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:28,445 SO IT SPINS 17 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:28,445 AND MUSIC JUST... PLAYS? 18 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,067 YEP. 19 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,067 THEY CAME BEFORE CDS. 20 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,405 KON: 21 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,405 YOU MEAN COASTERS? 22 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,790 AND WHAT CAME BEFORE 23 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,790 RECORDS? 24 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:36,537 NOTHING. 25 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,158 I THINK IT WAS ALWAYS 26 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,158 JUST RECORDS. 27 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,405 COREY: 28 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,405 GOOD NEWS! 29 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,576 I'VE G***T CHICKEN POX! 30 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,455 LANEY: 31 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,455 HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS? 32 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,592 WE CAN'T PLAY GIGS 33 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,592 IF YOU'RE ALL POX'ED UP. 34 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:46,759 THAT'S EXACTLY 35 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:46,759 THE KIND OF THINKING 36 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,667 KEEPING US POXERS DOWN. 37 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,716 WE NEED TO BRING AWARENESS 38 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,716 TO THE FACT THAT THE POX ROCKS 39 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,680 BY THROWING A PARTY! 40 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,971 LANEY: 41 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,971 BUT THE POX ARE 42 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,971 MAJORLY CONTAGIOUS! 43 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:57,595 KON: 44 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:57,595 CHICKEN POX AREN'T CONTAGIOUS! 45 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,061 MY NEW DANCE MOVES 46 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,061 ARE CONTAGIOUS. 47 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:01,311 (HIP HOP TUNE PLAYS) 48 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,231 KIN: 49 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,231 HE'S RIGHT; 50 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,231 I CAUGHT THE GROOVE! 51 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,654 OOH YEAH! 52 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:11,074 COME ON! 53 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:11,074 CONTAGE IT! 54 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:15,079 LOOK! 55 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:15,079 THEY'RE ALREADY SPREADING. 56 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,196 CORE, NOBODY'LL COME 57 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,196 TO THIS PARTY 58 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,834 KNOWING THEY'LL GET CHICKEN POX. 59 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:21,921 THEN WHY IS IT 60 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:21,921 ALREADY HAPPENING? 61 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,207 (CHEERING) 62 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,540 I TOLD THEM 63 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,540 I'D GIVE THEM THE POX 64 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,665 AND THEY'D GET A WEEK 65 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,665 OFF SCHOOL. 66 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,051 WHAT CAN GO WRONG? 67 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:29,336 ♪ Chicken pox are itchy! ♪ 68 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:32,261 ...AND THEN PRINCE NICK 69 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:32,261 GAVE PRINCESS TRINA A KISS 70 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,640 AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY 71 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,640 EVER AFTER. 72 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,969 THANKS, MINSKY. 73 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,969 TIME TO NAP. 74 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,225 BUT FIRST, I WANT A DRINK 75 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,225 OF STILL WATER. 76 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,887 (SNAPS HER FINGERS) 77 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:43,346 BAND AND PARTY CROWD: POX! 78 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:43,346 (WATER RIPPLES) 79 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:44,975 MINA! IF I WANTED 80 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:44,975 RIPPLING WATER, 81 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,402 I WOULD'VE SAID SO. 82 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,860 COREY AND PARTY CROWD: 83 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,860 (CHANTING) POX! POX! POX! 84 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,530 (GROANS) 85 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,530 WHAT ARE THEY CHANTING? 86 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:53,738 COREY AND PARTY CROWD: 87 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:53,738 POX! POX! POX! POX! 88 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:53,738 POX! POX! POX! 89 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,741 THEY'RE SAYING "POX!" 90 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,583 I'VE NEVER HAD 91 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,583 THE CHICKEN POX! 92 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,078 THERE'S NO WAY THAT PLAGUE PILE 93 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,078 IS GETTING NEAR ME, 94 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,960 AND THERE'S EVEN MORE 95 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,960 NO WAY COREY'S BAND 96 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,327 IS GONNA MAKE A COOL GIG 97 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,327 OUT OF IT! 98 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,383 MINA? HOTLINE PHONE! 99 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:09,843 (PHONE RINGS) 100 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,300 MELLOW. 101 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,469 SPOTS? SCRATCHING? 102 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,678 SAY NO MORE. 103 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,718 IT'S HAPPENING, MOTHER. 104 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:19,182 THE POX OF CHICKEN 105 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:19,182 HAS COME TO PEACEVILLE. 106 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:21,852 I'M THE ONLY THING 107 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:21,852 STANDING BETWEEN THIS CITY 108 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,942 AND A RAGIN' CONTAGION! 109 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,435 SO WE'RE POXED! 110 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,435 ARE WE NOT HUMAN? 111 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,782 DO WE NOT BLEED 112 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,782 WHEN WE SCRATCH? 113 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,858 THE POX AREN'T THE WORST 114 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,858 AND IT'S TIME EVERYONE KNOWS IT! 115 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,364 PARTY CROWD: 116 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,364 POX ROCKS! POX ROCKS! POX ROCKS! 117 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,866 UM, CORE? 118 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,578 ROCKING THE POX MIGHT BE EASIER 119 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,578 WITH, YOU KNOW, 120 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:41,579 SOME LYRICS? 121 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,580 DON'T HARSH THE PARTY MELLOW. 122 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:46,002 WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING 123 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:46,002 TO BURST OUR BUBBLE? 124 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,381 WHY DID YOU EMPHASIZE 125 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,381 MELLOW AND BUBBLE 126 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,298 IN A FORESHADOWY KINDA WAY? 127 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,377 DID I? I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE 128 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,377 "PUNNY" THAN FORESHADOWY. 129 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,973 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE 130 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,973 COREY'S FACE 131 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:58,759 WHEN HE REALIZES HIS DISEASED 132 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:58,759 PARTY IS LIKE TOTALLY- 133 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,314 MINA, WHY IS THIS AIR 134 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,314 SO HARD?! 135 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,218 MAYOR MELLOW: 136 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,218 THIS POX-HOUSE IS TROUBLE 137 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,096 AND TROUBLE BELONGS 138 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,096 IN A BUBBLE. 139 00:03:05,144 --> 00:03:07,404 TRINA: 140 00:03:05,144 --> 00:03:07,404 WHAT?! YOU'RE QUARANTINING ME? 141 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,067 QUARANTINING IS SUCH A HARD WORD 142 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,067 TO SPELL, 143 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,147 BUT YES - 144 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,570 FOR 9 DAYS, 145 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,570 AND NO ONE SCRATCHES. 146 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,820 OVER THERE, YOU'LL FIND 147 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,820 ANTI-SCRATCH MITTS 148 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,703 AND SCARY OUTBREAK SUITS. 149 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,279 TRINA: 150 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,279 YOU CAN'T, LIKE, DO THIS 151 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,279 AND JUNK! 152 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,084 THEN WHY IS IT 153 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,084 ALREADY HAPPENING? 154 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,699 (DING) 155 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,075 PARTY CROWD: 156 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,075 POX ROCKS! POX ROCKS! 157 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,075 POX ROCKS! POX ROCKS! 158 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:28,042 TIME TO GIVE THIS PARTY 159 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:28,042 A DOSE OF TRINA-CILLIN. 160 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,550 (ZAPPING, WHIMPERING) 161 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:34,588 (GASPS) 162 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,551 (ZAPPING, 163 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,551 PAINED MOANS) 164 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:40,262 WELL, THIS IS A SHOCKING 165 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:40,262 TURN OF EVENTS. 166 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,683 TRINA: 167 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,683 YOUR SICKLY SOIREE 168 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,683 IS UNDER QUARANTINE 169 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,142 FOR, LIKE, 9 DAYS. 170 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,432 NO ESCAPE, 171 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,432 AND NO SCRATCHING! 172 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,885 COREY: 173 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,885 IF WE CAN'T SCRATCH, 174 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,225 WE'LL JUST MAKE 175 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,225...