The Disappointments Room Subtitles

00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,(MUSIC PLAYS IN CAR)

00:00:37,688 --> 00:00:41,♪ If you want
to know who we are

00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,♪ We are gentlemen of Japan

00:00:44,828 --> 00:00:48,♪ On many a vase and jar

00:00:48,464 --> 00:00:52,♪ On many a screen and fan

00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:58,♪ We figure in lively paint Our
attitude's queer and quaint

00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:00,♪ You're wrong if
you think it ain't ♪

00:01:01,879 --> 00:01:04,(CHUCKLES)
DAVID: Hey, come on.

00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,Embrace living
in the country.

00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:08,Driving on the open road,
singing Gilbert and Sullivan.

00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,What's more
American than that?

00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,First of all,

00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,Gilbert and Sullivan
were English.

00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:14,I knew that.

00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,You knew that.

00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,Want me to put on
something else?

00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:21,♪ Before the mighty troops
The troops of Titipu! ♪

00:01:21,899 --> 00:01:24,No. Not on your life.

00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:28,♪ Before the mighty troops
The troops of Titipu! ♪

00:01:36,479 --> 00:01:37,(WINDSHIELD WIPERS THUMPING)

00:01:37,948 --> 00:01:40,(RAIN PATTERING)

00:01:40,383 --> 00:01:43,DAVID: Isn't this cool?
We're actually using four-wheel drive.

00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,Bet we're the only one of our
friends that can say that.

00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:48,David, I'm wondering how the
trucks made it back here.

00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,I'm sure they did.

00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,Yeah, I gave them
directions.

00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:53,But I also said we'd
be there to supervise.

00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:56,I didn't know we were gonna be
stopping for strawberries...

00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,I wanted to stop.
Peas...

00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,I've never done the whole
roadside stand bit.

00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:00,Spinach...

00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,Thought it was important for Lucas.
And asparagus.

00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:04,He should know
where food comes from.

00:02:04,957 --> 00:02:07,David, food comes
from farms, not stands.

00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,They both have farmers.

00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,I think I see a light.

00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:20,Where are we?

00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,Hey, we're home, peanut.

00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,LUCAS: It's really dark.

00:02:24,127 --> 00:02:26,Where are all
the apartment buildings?

00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,They don't have apartments
in the country, baby.

00:02:43,113 --> 00:02:46,Babe? Dana.

00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,It's a good move.

00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,Believe me?

00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,Yeah, I believe you.

00:02:55,158 --> 00:02:56,New beginning.

00:02:58,728 --> 00:03:00,New beginning.

00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,(KISSES)
Ugh.

00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,DAVID: It doesn't get better than this, babe.
(LUCAS LAUGHING)

00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:16,All right.
(LUCAS GROANS)

00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:17,LUCAS: Oh.

00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:19,S***t.

00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,DAVID: Oh, my God,
you kidding me?

00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,Thought they were supposed to put
everything inside the right rooms.

00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,DANA: Well,
obviously they didn't.

00:03:25,322 --> 00:03:26,(BOTH GASP)

00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:36,Hey, peanut, last one to find the
bathroom has to go wee in the woods!

00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:38,I'm on your heels, I'm on your heels.
Here I come, here I come.

00:03:40,003 --> 00:03:41,Please be careful!

00:03:41,504 --> 00:03:42,(LUCAS LAUGHING)

00:03:42,872 --> 00:03:45,DAVID: Here he goes!
Here he goes!

00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,(THUNDER RUMBLING)

00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,DAVID: Hey.
Hey.

00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,Who puts mirrors
like this here?

00:04:38,561 --> 00:04:40,Oh. Some guy
who's g***t a hot wife

00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,and wants as many
of her as possible.

00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,LUCAS: Daddy!

00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,Can't find my toys!

00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,(WATER DRIPPING)

00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,(DANA EXHALES)

00:05:16,332 --> 00:05:17,(BABY CRYING)

00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)

00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:33,(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(WATER DRIPPING)

00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,(WATER DRIPPING)

00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,(WATER CONTINUES DRIPPING)

00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,(GLASS TINKLING)

00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,(RAIN PATTERING)

00:07:01,037 --> 00:07:02,(THUNDER CRASHES)

00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,Hey.
Hey.

00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:35,This kitchen
has potential, huh?

00:07:36,072 --> 00:07:37,Yes.

00:07:37,574 --> 00:07:39,Is there any coffee going?

00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,Oh, if you want coffee, you're gonna
have to find the coffeemaker first.

00:07:41,911 --> 00:07:42,Found her.

00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:44,F***k you.

00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:47,Is that a threat?
Or a promise?

00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,Uh, could be
a promising threat.

00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,Or a threatening promise.

00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,Where's the peanut?

00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:57,He's upstairs,
waiting for his waffles.

00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,Oh. And we have a leak
in the breakfast room.

00:08:14,377 --> 00:08:15,LUCAS: I don't know.

00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:21,I don't know.
We have to wait and see.

00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:25,No, she's a nice mommy.

00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,The nicest mommy
in the world.

00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,DANA: Lucas,
who are you talking to?

00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:35,Baby, I asked you
a question.

00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:36,Who were you
talking to just now?

00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,Lucas, turn around.

00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:48,Oh, no! Lucas!

00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,Oh, where did you
even find that thing?

00:08:50,847 --> 00:08:54,He lives here.
This is his home.

00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,Ugh. Well, I'm sure he'll be even
happier when we take him outside.

00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,He said he'll protect me!

00:08:59,389 --> 00:09:01,Baby, I'm sure he did.
(CAT MEOWS)

00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,We've talked about this before, okay?
No pets.

00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,Please, Mommy?

00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,DAVID: Hey,
where'd that come from?

00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,Hey, hey, hey.

00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,Let me have a go
at that.

00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:12,(GROANS)

00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,(CAT PURRS AND MEOWS)

00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,Hey, you stink,
little guy.

00:09:16,606 --> 00:09:20,Guess what? I just saw a mouse
downstairs and it was huge!

00:09:20,776 --> 00:09:23,And he had his nose
in the waffle cupboard!

00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:26,So guess we could use
a good mouser, babe.

00:09:27,016 --> 00:09:31,Yeah, he's a really
good mouser.

00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,(MEOWING SOFTLY)
DAVID: Hey. Hold still, you little rascal.

00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:36,Hey, how about Rascal?
Rascal's a good name.

00:09:36,693 --> 00:09:39,Yeah, I think
it's a cool name.

00:09:39,429 --> 00:09:41,Ooh.
(GIGGLING)

00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,(DAVID MIMICS YOWLING)

00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,(BIRDS CHIRPING)

00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,(CAMERA CLICKING)

00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:23,(CAMERA CONTINUES CLICKING)

00:10:28,177 --> 00:10:29,(FROGS CROAKING)

00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,(GROWLING)

00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,DAVID: Hey, Dana!

00:11:17,694 --> 00:11:19,What do you say
we drive into town,

00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,get some groceries,
lay of the land?

00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:23,DANA: David,
there's something out here.

00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:24,We live in
the country now, babe,

00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,all kinds of crazy
critters out there.

00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,Like what?

00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:30,Maybe it's a raccoon.

00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:33,The occasional
zombie redneck.

00:11:34,743 --> 00:11:36,Hey, Dana, come on.

00:11:36,645 --> 00:11:38,I'm sure the locals
are eager to sneak a peek

00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:40,of the new lord
and lady of the manor.

00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:03,Not bad, huh?
Not bad at all.

00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,This is cool, huh?

00:12:05,842 --> 00:12:07,LUCAS: Where's
the movie theater?

00:12:07,677 --> 00:12:09,They don't have one, peanut,
but what they do have

00:12:09,846 --> 00:12:12,is a 6-plex up the road in New Bern.
Afternoon.

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