The Disappointments Room Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,618 (MUSIC PLAYS IN CAR) 2 00:00:37,688 --> 00:00:41,389 ♪ If you want to know who we are 3 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,626 ♪ We are gentlemen of Japan 4 00:00:44,828 --> 00:00:48,396 ♪ On many a vase and jar 5 00:00:48,464 --> 00:00:52,183 ♪ On many a screen and fan 6 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:58,256 ♪ We figure in lively paint Our attitude's queer and quaint 7 00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:00,325 ♪ You're wrong if you think it ain't ♪ 8 00:01:01,879 --> 00:01:04,195 (CHUCKLES) DAVID: Hey, come on. 9 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,630 Embrace living in the country. 10 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:08,500 Driving on the open road, singing Gilbert and Sullivan. 11 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,268 What's more American than that? 12 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,536 First of all, 13 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,538 Gilbert and Sullivan were English. 14 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:14,672 I knew that. 15 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,241 You knew that. 16 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,775 Want me to put on something else? 17 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:21,830 ♪ Before the mighty troops The troops of Titipu! ♪ 18 00:01:21,899 --> 00:01:24,248 No. Not on your life. 19 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:28,719 ♪ Before the mighty troops The troops of Titipu! ♪ 20 00:01:36,479 --> 00:01:37,879 (WINDSHIELD WIPERS THUMPING) 21 00:01:37,948 --> 00:01:40,314 (RAIN PATTERING) 22 00:01:40,383 --> 00:01:43,701 DAVID: Isn't this cool? We're actually using four-wheel drive. 23 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,070 Bet we're the only one of our friends that can say that. 24 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:48,473 David, I'm wondering how the trucks made it back here. 25 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,007 I'm sure they did. 26 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,643 Yeah, I gave them directions. 27 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:53,645 But I also said we'd be there to supervise. 28 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:56,080 I didn't know we were gonna be stopping for strawberries... 29 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,948 I wanted to stop. Peas... 30 00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,317 I've never done the whole roadside stand bit. 31 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:00,652 Spinach... 32 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,654 Thought it was important for Lucas. And asparagus. 33 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:04,889 He should know where food comes from. 34 00:02:04,957 --> 00:02:07,825 David, food comes from farms, not stands. 35 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,594 They both have farmers. 36 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,062 I think I see a light. 37 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:20,539 Where are we? 38 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,340 Hey, we're home, peanut. 39 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,108 LUCAS: It's really dark. 40 00:02:24,127 --> 00:02:26,094 Where are all the apartment buildings? 41 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,946 They don't have apartments in the country, baby. 42 00:02:43,113 --> 00:02:46,030 Babe? Dana. 43 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,548 It's a good move. 44 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,368 Believe me? 45 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,470 Yeah, I believe you. 46 00:02:55,158 --> 00:02:56,758 New beginning. 47 00:02:58,728 --> 00:03:00,028 New beginning. 48 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,750 (KISSES) Ugh. 49 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,288 DAVID: It doesn't get better than this, babe. (LUCAS LAUGHING) 50 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:16,595 All right. (LUCAS GROANS) 51 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:17,995 LUCAS: Oh. 52 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:19,163 S***t. 53 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,233 DAVID: Oh, my God, you kidding me? 54 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,735 Thought they were supposed to put everything inside the right rooms. 55 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,253 DANA: Well, obviously they didn't. 56 00:03:25,322 --> 00:03:26,620 (BOTH GASP) 57 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:36,648 Hey, peanut, last one to find the bathroom has to go wee in the woods! 58 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:38,733 I'm on your heels, I'm on your heels. Here I come, here I come. 59 00:03:40,003 --> 00:03:41,435 Please be careful! 60 00:03:41,504 --> 00:03:42,804 (LUCAS LAUGHING) 61 00:03:42,872 --> 00:03:45,105 DAVID: Here he goes! Here he goes! 62 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,420 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 63 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,688 DAVID: Hey. Hey. 64 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,492 Who puts mirrors like this here? 65 00:04:38,561 --> 00:04:40,795 Oh. Some guy who's g***t a hot wife 66 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,030 and wants as many of her as possible. 67 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,924 LUCAS: Daddy! 68 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,427 Can't find my toys! 69 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,965 (WATER DRIPPING) 70 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,261 (DANA EXHALES) 71 00:05:16,332 --> 00:05:17,932 (BABY CRYING) 72 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,260 (BABY CONTINUES CRYING) 73 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:33,932 (THUNDER RUMBLES) (WATER DRIPPING) 74 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,650 (WATER DRIPPING) 75 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,654 (WATER CONTINUES DRIPPING) 76 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,018 (GLASS TINKLING) 77 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,346 (RAIN PATTERING) 78 00:07:01,037 --> 00:07:02,303 (THUNDER CRASHES) 79 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,200 Hey. Hey. 80 00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:35,035 This kitchen has potential, huh? 81 00:07:36,072 --> 00:07:37,505 Yes. 82 00:07:37,574 --> 00:07:39,057 Is there any coffee going? 83 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,842 Oh, if you want coffee, you're gonna have to find the coffeemaker first. 84 00:07:41,911 --> 00:07:42,910 Found her. 85 00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:44,162 F***k you. 86 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:47,131 Is that a threat? Or a promise? 87 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,466 Uh, could be a promising threat. 88 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,085 Or a threatening promise. 89 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,305 Where's the peanut? 90 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:57,241 He's upstairs, waiting for his waffles. 91 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,027 Oh. And we have a leak in the breakfast room. 92 00:08:14,377 --> 00:08:15,743 LUCAS: I don't know. 93 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:21,349 I don't know. We have to wait and see. 94 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:25,369 No, she's a nice mommy. 95 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,505 The nicest mommy in the world. 96 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,875 DANA: Lucas, who are you talking to? 97 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:35,029 Baby, I asked you a question. 98 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:36,581 Who were you talking to just now? 99 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,167 Lucas, turn around. 100 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:48,376 Oh, no! Lucas! 101 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,744 Oh, where did you even find that thing? 102 00:08:50,847 --> 00:08:54,031 He lives here. This is his home. 103 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,602 Ugh. Well, I'm sure he'll be even happier when we take him outside. 104 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,337 He said he'll protect me! 105 00:08:59,389 --> 00:09:01,372 Baby, I'm sure he did. (CAT MEOWS) 106 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,875 We've talked about this before, okay? No pets. 107 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,509 Please, Mommy? 108 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,312 DAVID: Hey, where'd that come from? 109 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,213 Hey, hey, hey. 110 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,249 Let me have a go at that. 111 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:12,984 (GROANS) 112 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,185 (CAT PURRS AND MEOWS) 113 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,537 Hey, you stink, little guy. 114 00:09:16,606 --> 00:09:20,707 Guess what? I just saw a mouse downstairs and it was huge! 115 00:09:20,776 --> 00:09:23,060 And he had his nose in the waffle cupboard! 116 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:26,947 So guess we could use a good mouser, babe. 117 00:09:27,016 --> 00:09:31,368 Yeah, he's a really good mouser. 118 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,621 (MEOWING SOFTLY) DAVID: Hey. Hold still, you little rascal. 119 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:36,624 Hey, how about Rascal? Rascal's a good name. 120 00:09:36,693 --> 00:09:39,360 Yeah, I think it's a cool name. 121 00:09:39,429 --> 00:09:41,679 Ooh. (GIGGLING) 122 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,147 (DAVID MIMICS YOWLING) 123 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,132 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 124 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,051 (CAMERA CLICKING) 125 00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:23,371 (CAMERA CONTINUES CLICKING) 126 00:10:28,177 --> 00:10:29,560 (FROGS CROAKING) 127 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,425 (GROWLING) 128 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,625 DAVID: Hey, Dana! 129 00:11:17,694 --> 00:11:19,009 What do you say we drive into town, 130 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,428 get some groceries, lay of the land? 131 00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:23,530 DANA: David, there's something out here. 132 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:24,599 We live in the country now, babe, 133 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,333 all kinds of crazy critters out there. 134 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,136 Like what? 135 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:30,470 Maybe it's a raccoon. 136 00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:33,274 The occasional zombie redneck. 137 00:11:34,743 --> 00:11:36,576 Hey, Dana, come on. 138 00:11:36,645 --> 00:11:38,512 I'm sure the locals are eager to sneak a peek 139 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:40,163 of the new lord and lady of the manor. 140 00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:03,571 Not bad, huh? Not bad at all. 141 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,773 This is cool, huh? 142 00:12:05,842 --> 00:12:07,608 LUCAS: Where's the movie theater? 143 00:12:07,677 --> 00:12:09,777 They don't have one, peanut, but what they do have 144 00:12:09,846 --> 00:12:12,980 is a 6-plex up the road in New Bern. Afternoon. 145 00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:14,448...