The.Monkey.2025_p Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:06,582 --> 00:02:13,900 Encoded by spidey 2 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:22,810 You know, you've g***t a fair amount of blood on you there, sir. 3 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,410 Oh. 4 00:02:26,485 --> 00:02:27,710 Yeah, it's not even mine. 5 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:31,990 There was just this... number one. 6 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,945 Hey, listen, I need you to take this thing off 7 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:37,671 my hands and just make it someone else's problem. 8 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:42,190 Yeah, I mean, I thought my boys were gonna love it, but... I'll tell you, 9 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,040 man, they will not. 10 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:47,510 No, it's not. 11 00:02:47,511 --> 00:02:48,930 Yeah, a toy. 12 00:02:51,090 --> 00:02:52,211 So, don't ever call it that. 13 00:02:54,370 --> 00:03:00,070 It's a... it's... actually, I don't know exactly what it is. 14 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:02,870 Besides, it appears to be broken. 15 00:03:04,130 --> 00:03:06,810 See, the drumstick seems to be stuck in the up position. 16 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:11,330 You do not want the goddamn drumstick to come down. 17 00:03:12,230 --> 00:03:13,230 Okay? 18 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:17,490 Because when it does, I promise you... 19 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:20,770 We are all f***d to hell. 20 00:03:22,990 --> 00:03:23,990 Okay? 21 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:26,970 Well, 22 00:03:53,900 --> 00:04:00,650 sir, can't speak for you, but... I don't feel especially f***d to hell. 23 00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:49,490 I don't know if every father passes some secret horror onto his kid. 24 00:04:49,491 --> 00:04:50,491 kids. 25 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:54,530 But mine sure did. 26 00:05:10,095 --> 00:05:11,800 My name is Hal Shellborn. 27 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,540 This is me and my twin brother Bill. 28 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:15,680 Wow. 29 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,800 This is us before everything. 30 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:22,800 Bill was the kind of kid that would say shake on it, but then pull his hand back 31 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:24,151 and pretend to slick his hair. 32 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:28,760 It was older than me by three minutes and eight most of my mom's persona. 33 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,280 So that made him my big brother. 34 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:35,340 I really took seriously and treated me like a s***t whenever he g***t the chance. 35 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:37,320 I didn't mean to tell you. 36 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,720 Mom just hates you because you made dad even though she has to go on dates. 37 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,001 But I managed to love him anyway, even if I did 38 00:05:46,002 --> 00:05:48,620 sometimes fantasize about being an only child. 39 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:51,540 I hate you, Bill Shellborn. 40 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:03,480 My mom raised us on her own for as long as she could at least. 41 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:07,680 And my mom, well, I can remember her perfectly like it was yesterday. 42 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:09,860 Your father. 43 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:16,840 Well, your father went out for a pack of cigarettes and never came back. 44 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:22,700 Just me, like an egg and scrap. 45 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,961 And sure, sure, I could have been one of his stewardesses, 46 00:06:27,962 --> 00:06:30,220 but of course the deadbeat never took me anywhere. 47 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:36,360 Just brought back Swiss cuckoo clocks and bomb dietary. 48 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:40,100 Nick Knox and souvenirs to stuff are plausible. 49 00:06:43,405 --> 00:06:47,060 And one day my darling boys, all about horseshit will be yours. 50 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,518 We know my mom thought it was a bunch of junk, but for 51 00:06:53,519 --> 00:06:57,640 Bill and me, dad's closet was full of clues to who he was. 52 00:06:58,490 --> 00:06:59,490 Oh, she is. 53 00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:02,740 Well, that beats the skies. 54 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:24,140 How's that thing from Paris Frats or something? 55 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:30,860 It says organ grinder monkey like life. 56 00:07:32,130 --> 00:07:33,480 I mean, life like dumb s***t. 57 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:42,680 Oh, what? 58 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:56,270 Hey, give me that thing. 59 00:07:56,890 --> 00:07:57,890 Here. 60 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,721 Do you think this does junk if I turn this? 61 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:18,390 Don't build, dad's. 62 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:20,210 Dad's gone, f***k face. 63 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:25,830 And I'm his next of skin, so legally, everything in your mind. 64 00:09:08,370 --> 00:09:09,870 Stupid things broken, anyway. 65 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,910 Don't come in our room, dumb s***t. 66 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:24,630 Shotgun. 67 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:26,270 Obviously. 68 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:28,290 Christ, what's worse than a blind date. 69 00:09:28,390 --> 00:09:29,197 You're one of their teeth when your hands 70 00:09:29,198 --> 00:09:31,651 doesn't kiss a goddamn frog and see what happens. 71 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:32,690 Okay, boys. 72 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:35,010 No soda after you brush your teeth. 73 00:09:35,390 --> 00:09:36,410 And no fires. 74 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,810 And no video games because of the last fire. 75 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:41,970 I tried to tell him no fires, but these boys are nothing but willish. 76 00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:44,010 Thank you, babysitter Annie. 77 00:09:44,790 --> 00:09:45,930 I'll be on my midnight. 78 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,820 Okay, boys, g***t only one roll for tonight. 79 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,960 Keep your hands off the hot parts of the table, okay? 80 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,820 I'll try, but... just a man. 81 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,040 I'll pill, knock it off. 82 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:00,630 Hey! 83 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,550 Maybe an experience like that could have brought me in bill closer. 84 00:12:06,495 --> 00:12:10,230 But it turned out one freak tragedy wasn't going to be nearly enough. 85 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:14,370 I was her head still together. 86 00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:24,060 Oh, yeah. 87 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,180 Today, you're here with Annie Wilkes. 88 00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:31,290 Gone by accident. 89 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:36,580 Rather in an accident because, you know, there's no accidents. 90 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,620 Is there a divine plan? 91 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,320 Sure, you know. 92 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:43,940 Maybe. 93 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,260 Call it a coin toss, you know. 94 00:12:45,261 --> 00:12:46,261 No heads or tails. 95 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:55,360 But not Annie's head because that is separate. 96 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:57,580 That's a separate issue. 97 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,500 You know why her? 98 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:03,800 So, right? 99 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:05,380 Why Annie? 100 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,840 Why not you? 101 00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:10,850 Or you? 102 00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:14,920 Everything for a reason. 103 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,620 Yeah, totally. 104 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:20,160 And it is what it is. 105 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:24,910 It is what it is. 106 00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:26,990 The word of the Lord. 107 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,450 Everything is an accident. 108 00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:34,370 Or nothing is an accident. 109 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:35,770 Either way. 110 00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,010 Same thing. 111 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:41,850 It's not if or even how. 112 00:13:42,935 --> 00:13:44,410 It's only when. 113 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,730 Everybody dies. 114 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:55,010 And that's why I'll die. 115 00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:58,550 And you will both die. 116 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:05,430 And all of your friends and their parents and all of their pets and everybody. 117 00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:09,010 Some of us peacefully in our sleep. 118 00:14:10,805 --> 00:14:17,450 And some of us horribly violently died up with clothesline. 119 00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:22,550 Screaming through duct tape over our mouths and all that jazz. 120 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,190 And hell with it. 121 00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:28,210 Let's go dancing. 122 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,800 I've been on 123 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,880 the day of a funeral. 124 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,040 But that probably was the happiest day of my life. 125 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:04,820 That's funny how quickly that can change. 126 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,620 Hey. 127 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,900 Kid. 128 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,020 Your brother says your dad left your mom. 129 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,800 Let out to pair his friends. 130 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,756 To buy cigarettes because you're a big fat baby. 131 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:20,800 You cry all the time. 132 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,320 And man. 133 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,060 Don't you moms deserve better? 134 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,120 I mean, don't she? 135 00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:32,340 So I guess that means your mom will be wearing the pants in the house now, huh? 136 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,680 I think that's how it works, yeah. 137 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:39,340 Oh, but see, you're wearing pants. 138 00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:44,660 And two people can't be wearing the...