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00:00:00,000 --> 00:01:00,{\an3} Edit translation and timing : Saly

00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:54,Steppe! Look, it's nine times!

00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,- Vadim
- What?

00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,why not the second century BC?
Look.

00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:02,- once.
- Roma!

00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:04,I'm coming

00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,- Barbarian!
- Shall we have lunch?

00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:25,Oops!

00:04:30,910 --> 00:04:31,Everything is going as it should.

00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:34,The regime is broken, the breadwinner.

00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:38,Are we going to eat concentrates
again, like in Antarctica?

00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:40,Dear comrade diplomat,

00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,we brought so many cereals and soups
with us! They need to be destroyed.

00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:45,- Well, okay.
- I won't take them back.

00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,- Duty Lyubeshkin,
- I'm on duty

00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:49,What do you have for lunch today?

00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:51,Well?

00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,Food of the gods.

00:04:54,075 --> 00:04:56,- Yes? Interesting.
- What about the first?

00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,- Pea soup.
- For the second?

00:04:59,140 --> 00:04:59,Pasta.

00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,Well, what about the third one?

00:05:01,190 --> 00:05:04,Are you interested in the third one?
to the third secret of the inventor.

00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,- Well!
- Yes

00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,Come here. The main task...

00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:09,What-what?

00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:13,- Don't you understand? I will explain. The main thing...
- Roma,

00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,Take your hand away.

00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,- Signal..
- Okay.

00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,- In my favor.
- Let's take into account.

00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:01,What a nuisance!

00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,- Listen, vet.
- Well

00:06:05,056 --> 00:06:07,- You know what I've just thought about?
- No.

00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:12,When you are not busy
treating cats and dogs

00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:14,You could cook meals
wonderfully...

00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:17,And your mother-in-law would
surely respect you.

00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:18,That's it?

00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,Not exactly.

00:06:21,050 --> 00:06:25,The main advantage is that your future wife
will have nothing to do in the kitchen.

00:06:25,338 --> 00:06:27,I'm telling you for the last time.

00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:30,I'm not compatible with
women, Is it clear?

00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:31,Really? Sorry.

00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:36,Come on, beep! Where is
Sundukov after all?

00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,It's the same story every day!

00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:40,Come on, beep!

00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:43,Just a sec.

00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:47,What, do you have nothing
better to do?

00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:49,Don't torture my poor car, bastards!
Have you gone crazy?

00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:49,{\an8} An extremely cruel person, similar
to the biblical King Herod

00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:50,You want to discharge the battery?
Shame on you!

00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:52,I warned you! He hates
when you beep.

00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,Whatever you say, but the
private property...

00:06:54,636 --> 00:06:57,Makes you quite different.
Right, Roma?

00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,I absolutely agree with you.

00:06:59,356 --> 00:07:02,You save your voice, you do
not save the car.

00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,- What is it?
- A crab.

00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,- Is it alive?
- Alive.

00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,- Give it to me.
- Take it.

00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,You may sit down.

00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:10,- Lunch is ready, isn't it?
- It's been ready for quite some time.

00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,Music, please!

00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:18,The lunch is served!

00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:23,We swear not to shave, not to
drink, not to smoke!

00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:24,And to remain...

00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:27,...and remain savages.
- Amen
- Hurray!

00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:29,That is ... Hooray!

00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:04,Main course!

00:08:05,599 --> 00:08:07,Here it is.

00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:11,- Please.
- We take.
- Further.

00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:11,- Please.
- Thank you

00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:19,Okay. It must be sultry in restaurants now!

00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,It is quite different here!
We enjoy fresh air...

00:08:22,381 --> 00:08:24,And even this pasta

00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:28,tastes like barbecue.
** I right?

00:08:28,631 --> 00:08:29,Absolutely!

00:08:33,934 --> 00:08:35,What a gross-out, Steve!

00:08:35,909 --> 00:08:38,- Yes, I to you ...
- But! I agree.

00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:41,I'm gone to fetch the dessert!

00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:46,- We are even!
- Relax.

00:08:47,404 --> 00:08:48,Here

00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:52,Please! The inventor's know-how.

00:08:53,522 --> 00:08:55,What is this shaking substance?

00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:56,Eat, my friends, don't be scared!

00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:57,Some rosy nettle-fish!

00:08:57,582 --> 00:08:59,Okay, don't spoil his appetite!
Come on, Steve, eat it up.

00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:02,You should eat it without bread,
don't get used to it!

00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:06,Once I tasted boiled octopus in Rome.

00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:08,He's never been in Rome!
He's just prating!

00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:11,- Come on, for your mom's health!
- Eat it yourself!

00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:13,- Yes, try it yourself.
- Please!

00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:18,- Tasty. And next?
- Me? Please!

00:09:21,232 --> 00:09:23,I'll bring tea.

00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:23,- Do we dare?
- Come on

00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:30,Nothing.

00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:26,- Tasty?
- Yep.

00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:35,So, about the octopus.

00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:38,We were driving from Milan to Rome!

00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:40,The highway is unbelievable!
As on Crimea peninsula!

00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:45,And suddenly a tiny white "Fiat"
comes in view round the bend!

00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,Something like our "Zaporozhez".

00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:49,And at the wheel...!

00:10:30,510 --> 00:10:32,Guys, who poured all the water?

00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:35,You are on duty today! Just don't
bother us with these questions!

00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:36,And what ** I supposed to do?

00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,You should supply our
camp with water!

00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:39,Really?

00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:43,- Tomorrow is my turn.
- This is the only consolation.

00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:45,So? And don't damage my hat, please!

00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,Yeah...

00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:52,- Would you be so kind as to stand up?
- Fine.

00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,Are you nuts?

00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,You should spare fresh water.

00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,Steve!

00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,Sundukov!

00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,- Doctor!
- What?

00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,Would you explain to me

00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:15,what is the difference between
pi-meson and mu-meson?

00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:16,Get off!

00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:20,No, seriously! They say there
is some Q-meson!

00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:23,I can't explain this in two words.

00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,Just approximately.

00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:28,Listen,

00:11:28,763 --> 00:11:30,do I have a right to rest for
thirty days in a year?

00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,Twenty four.

00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,Okay, twenty four.

00:11:34,474 --> 00:11:37,And I'm not in the mood to talk about
pi-meson, mu-meson and Q-meson!

00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:41,I'm reading a detective novel!
Leave me alone.

00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:58,God! I wish your hands dry
and wither, bastards!

00:12:58,791 --> 00:12:59,I'm really sorry.

00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:03,- Excuse me, I'm sorry
- It's okay.

00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,- How do you do?
- Nice to meet you.

00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,Good afternoon.

00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:09,- Are you settled down here for a long time?
- You seem to be upset with it?

00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,The right guess.

00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:14,What's so funny about it?

00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:17,I'm laughing because
this place is ours.

00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,- What place?
- This place.

00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,- And in what sense it is yours?
- In a very direct.

00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,Our planet is overpopulated.

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