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00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:39,Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece,

00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:44,there was a golden age of powerful
gods and extraordinary heroes.

00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:50,And the greatest and strongest of all
these heroes was the mighty Hercules.

00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:54,But what is the measure of a true hero?

00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,- That is what our story is...
- Will you listen to him?

00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy.

00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:04,- Lighten up, dude.
- We'll take it from here, darling.

00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,You go, girl.

00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:13,We are the Muses, goddesses of
the arts and proclaimers of heroes.

00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,Heroes like Hercules.

00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules."

00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,I'd like to make some sweet music with him...

00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:26,Our story actually begins long before
Hercules, many aeons ago.

00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,Back when the world was new

00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,The planet Earth was down on its luck

00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:40,And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok

00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,It was a nasty place

00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,There was a mess wherever you stepped

00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:52,Where chaos reigned and the
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept

00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,Say it, girlfriend!

00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,And then along came Zeus

00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:57,- He hurled his thunderbolt
- He zapped

00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,- Locked those suckers in a vault
- They're trapped

00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:05,And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks

00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:06,And that's the gospel truth

00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:11,The guy was too "Type A" to just relax

00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,And that's the world's first dish

00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:14,Yeah, baby.

00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth

00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,Though, honey it may seem impossible

00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:23,That's the gospel truth

00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:28,On Mount Olympus life was neat
And smooth as sweet vermouth

00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,Although, honey it may seem impossible

00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:39,That's the gospel truth

00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:45,Yeah, yeah

00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,Hey, hey, hey

00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,Hey, yeah

00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,Hercules!

00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,Behave yourself.

00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,Look at this.

00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,Look how cute he is.

00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,He's strong like his dad.

00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:45,Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through!
Excuse me. One side, Ares.

00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:48,Why, Hermes, they're lovely.

00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement.

00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,Isn't that too nutty?

00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,Fabulous party. You know,

00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:58,I haven't seen this much love in a room
since Narcissus discovered himself.

00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:04,Dear, keep those away from the baby.

00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,He won't hurt himself.

00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,Let the kid have a little fun.

00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,On behalf of my son,

00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:24,I want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts!

00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,What about our gift, dear?

00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,Well, let's see here. We'll take... Yes.

00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:33,A little cirrus and a touch of nimbostratus

00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:37,and a dash of cumulus.

00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,His name is Pegasus,

00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,and he's all yours, son.

00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,Mind his head.

00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,He's so tiny.

00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,My boy.

00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:13,My little Hercules.

00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,How sentimental.

00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,You know, I haven't been this choked up

00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:23,since I g***t a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!

00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,So is this an audience or a mosaic?

00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,Hey, how you doin'?
Lookin' good. Nice dress.

00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:34,So, Hades, you finally made it.
How are things in the underworld?

00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:37,Well, they're just fine.
You know, a little dark, a little gloomy.

00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,And, as always, hey, full of dead people.

00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,What are you gonna do?

00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,There's the little sunspot.
Little snootchie.

00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,And here is a sucker for the little sucker, eh?

00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,Here you go. Ya just...

00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,Powerful little tyke.

00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:58,Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff.
Join the celebration!

00:05:58,442 --> 00:05:59,Hey.

00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:03,Love to, babe, but unlike you gods
lounging about up here,

00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,I regrettably have a full-time gig

00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:10,that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.

00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:13,So, can't. Love to, but can't.

00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:17,You ought to slow down.
You'll work yourself to death.

00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:20,Work yourself to death!

00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,I kill myself!

00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:28,If only. If only.

00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:32,If there's one god you don't want to
get steamed up, it's Hades.

00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,'Cause he had an evil plan.

00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:39,He ran the underworld

00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:43,But thought the dead were dull and uncouth

00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:47,He was as mean as he was ruthless

00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:51,And that's the gospel truth

00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:55,He had a plan to shake things up

00:06:55,665 --> 00:07:02,And that's the gospel truth

00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,Pain!

00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,Coming, your most lugubriousness.

00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,Panic!

00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,I'm sorry. I can handle it!

00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,- Pain!
- And Panic!

00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,- Reporting for duty!
- Reporting for duty!

00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,Fine, fine, fine.

00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive.

00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:40,They're here.

00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,What? The Fates are here,
and you didn't tell me?

00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:50,- We are worms! Worthless worms!
- We are worms! Worthless worms!

00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:55,Memo to me, memo to me.
Maim you after my meeting.

00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:02,Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life

00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,good and tight.

00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,Incoming!

00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,Ladies! I ** so sorry that I'm...

00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:23,- Late!
- Late!

00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:27,- We knew you would be.
- We know everything.

00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,- Past.
- Present.

00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,And Future.

00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big.

00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:37,Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies,
I was at this party, and I lost track of...

00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,- We know!
- Yeah. I know you know.

00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:44,So here's the deal. Zeus,

00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:48,Mr High and Mighty, Mr "Hey, you,
get off of my cloud," now he has...

00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:51,- A bouncing baby brat.
- We know!

00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:55,I know you know. I know.
I g***t it. I g***t the concept.

00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:56,So let me just ask.

00:08:56,995 --> 00:09:00,Is this kid gonna mess up
my hostile takeover bid, or what?

00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,What do you think?

00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:05,No, you don't.
We're not supposed to reveal the future.

00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,Wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I...

00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,Can I ask you a question, by the way?
Are you...

00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,Did you cut your hair or something?
You look fabulous.

00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,I mean, you look like a Fate worse than death.

00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:21,- Gross!
- It's blinkin'!

00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:26,Ladies, please.

00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:29,My fate is in your lovely hands.

00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,- Yeah!
- All right.

00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,In 18 years precisely,

00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:45,the planets will align ever so nicely.

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