The Ambulance 1990 1080p Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:47,833 THE AMBULANCE 2 00:01:15,285 --> 00:01:17,550 This is the story of what can happen to a guy 3 00:01:17,551 --> 00:01:20,535 for talking to a strange woman on the street. 4 00:01:21,325 --> 00:01:23,865 - Always complaining. - Spiderman is a piece of cake. 5 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:27,043 - Come on. - He's not that strong and tough, I don't know... 6 00:01:27,131 --> 00:01:30,008 Look, there she is. I knew I'd see her again. 7 00:01:30,009 --> 00:01:32,010 - Where do you wanna go for lunch? - I don't care. 8 00:01:32,011 --> 00:01:32,878 Thai food? 9 00:01:32,928 --> 00:01:35,264 Hey man, can't you see her? She's great, right there. 10 00:01:35,265 --> 00:01:38,025 - No, where? - Right there on the corner by the jewelry store. 11 00:01:38,026 --> 00:01:40,736 - She has dark hair, dark eyes. - How can you tell all that from here? 12 00:01:40,737 --> 00:01:42,329 I g***t good eyes. 13 00:01:43,147 --> 00:01:44,523 I don't know which one you mean. 14 00:01:45,357 --> 00:01:47,276 We're never gonna get a table, Josh. 15 00:01:47,568 --> 00:01:49,703 Okay, you go ahead. I'll catch up. 16 00:01:50,047 --> 00:01:51,540 I gotta meet her this time. 17 00:02:27,733 --> 00:02:32,112 Excuse me, I'm with U.S. Census Bureau and I must ask you a question. 18 00:02:32,696 --> 00:02:33,863 Are you married or in love? 19 00:02:33,864 --> 00:02:36,450 And I need to be left alone. 20 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:38,292 - Go away. - That's direct. 21 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:40,661 You know, I knew you'd be direct the first time I saw you. 22 00:02:40,662 --> 00:02:42,760 "Which was when?" you might ask. 23 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,708 Well, every day at lunch time I always see you out here 24 00:02:45,709 --> 00:02:47,560 and I always try to catch up with you to say hello. 25 00:02:48,045 --> 00:02:49,504 - Oh, hello. - Hi, how ya doin'? 26 00:02:49,797 --> 00:02:51,839 - Fine, thanks. - And every day I always lose you in the crowd. 27 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,250 Well, give me a 30 second headstart, you can lose me again. 28 00:02:57,679 --> 00:02:58,930 Look out, look out. 29 00:03:01,308 --> 00:03:02,600 Now, you almost g***t run over. 30 00:03:02,601 --> 00:03:06,604 I did not. I'm perfectly capable of crossing the street all by myself. 31 00:03:06,605 --> 00:03:08,815 Face it, I just saved your life, 32 00:03:08,816 --> 00:03:13,402 and, therefore, I'm responsible for your life, at least until after lunch. So, grab an arm. 33 00:03:13,737 --> 00:03:17,865 I have met creepier guys than you. I just can't recall when. 34 00:03:17,866 --> 00:03:21,786 I knew you'd be charming. You can call me Joshua. 35 00:03:22,246 --> 00:03:26,200 - Why ** I being so mean to you, huh? - What, you're not like this with everybody you meet? 36 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:30,295 I know what it is. You're mad because I didn't get you anything for your birthday, right? 37 00:03:30,296 --> 00:03:31,262 - No. - Right? 38 00:03:31,263 --> 00:03:32,781 I know, I know. 39 00:03:36,194 --> 00:03:37,094 What's happenin'? How ya doin'? 40 00:03:37,095 --> 00:03:39,847 Hey man, here. It's a nice Sony Walkman. 41 00:03:39,848 --> 00:03:40,772 I'll take it. 42 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,850 - I don't want any of this stuff. - I'll take it, here ya go. 43 00:03:42,851 --> 00:03:44,810 Sure ya do! These guys, hold this, 44 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:46,270 have gotta work for a living. 45 00:03:46,395 --> 00:03:50,340 Look, if it weren't for these guys we'd have to go into stores to buy things and pay taxes, right? 46 00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:52,067 Okay, give me this hand. 47 00:03:52,526 --> 00:03:54,945 - You're only slightly demented. - Only slightly. 48 00:03:55,195 --> 00:03:57,322 - Look how nice that looks, see? - Oh, lovely. 49 00:03:57,990 --> 00:04:00,158 Yeah, look, I appreciate your generosity, 50 00:04:00,159 --> 00:04:02,952 but I'm not interested in dating, you or anybody else. 51 00:04:02,953 --> 00:04:05,890 You are totally antisocial, which is encouraging. 52 00:04:05,891 --> 00:04:07,498 No competition. 53 00:04:07,499 --> 00:04:10,895 - You wouldn't like me if ya g***t to know me. - I'll take my own risks, thanks. 54 00:04:11,545 --> 00:04:13,337 If you'll excuse me, I have a doctor's appointment. 55 00:04:13,338 --> 00:04:16,716 - Yeah? Is something wrong with you? - No, there's nothing wrong me. 56 00:04:16,717 --> 00:04:18,976 - It's none of your... - Aw, come on, tell me. What'd ya catch? 57 00:04:19,928 --> 00:04:23,473 I'm just kidding. Look, it's always nice to have somebody to go to the doctor's with, 58 00:04:23,474 --> 00:04:25,391 somebody out there in the waiting room... 59 00:04:25,392 --> 00:04:26,934 - ...waiting. - Thanks, I appreciate it. 60 00:04:26,935 --> 00:04:28,580 Listen, will you just take all this stuff back, all right? 61 00:04:29,938 --> 00:04:33,316 Aw, that's okay. Don't you worry about it. It's unbreakable, just like me. 62 00:04:37,029 --> 00:04:39,140 - Spare some change, boss? - How 'bout some merchandise? 63 00:04:39,573 --> 00:04:42,450 How 'bout tomorrow? I'll meet you right in front of your building, wherever that it is. 64 00:04:42,451 --> 00:04:46,788 - Please, please, all of a sudden I'm very dizzy. - Well, you really are sick, aren't you? 65 00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:48,623 - I'll be all right. - What's wrong? 66 00:04:48,624 --> 00:04:50,124 I just wish everybody would leave me alone. 67 00:04:50,334 --> 00:04:53,334 What's the matter with you? What do I do? Oh, oh god! 68 00:04:54,963 --> 00:04:57,465 Okay, don't worry, I'm right here and I will not leave you. 69 00:05:00,469 --> 00:05:02,470 She's down, so send in the ambulance. 70 00:05:02,471 --> 00:05:04,388 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 71 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:06,557 I'm sorry to put you through this. 72 00:05:06,558 --> 00:05:09,103 It's my pleasure. Just let me get my coat off. 73 00:05:11,772 --> 00:05:13,530 Somebody call an ambulance, okay? 74 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:16,151 - Okay, mister, right away. - Okay, pick your head up. 75 00:05:17,152 --> 00:05:19,696 Okay, pick your head back. There ya go. 76 00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:23,375 Looks like you picked up on the wrong girl. 77 00:05:25,119 --> 00:05:28,580 - See how fast you g***t attached to me? - What did she have to drink? 78 00:05:30,082 --> 00:05:32,668 Guess I better cut out those three martini lunches. 79 00:05:32,669 --> 00:05:33,919 Especially without me. 80 00:05:35,587 --> 00:05:39,466 - You better not let me out of your sight, Josh. - That's a really good idea. 81 00:05:40,134 --> 00:05:41,760 I've g***t you, I've g***t you. 82 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:46,150 I'll stay with you. Don't worry about a thing. 83 00:05:46,932 --> 00:05:48,267 Hey, guys, she's right here. 84 00:05:48,809 --> 00:05:51,186 We were just walking and she collapsed. 85 00:05:52,354 --> 00:05:54,606 I've felt strange all day. 86 00:05:56,817 --> 00:05:59,820 I'm on the way to the doctor. I'm diabetic. 87 00:06:00,404 --> 00:06:02,281 - What hospital are you taking her to? - St. Francis. 88 00:06:02,406 --> 00:06:03,323 Ok, St. Francis. 89 00:06:03,907 --> 00:06:05,117 - I don't even know your name. - Cheryl. 90 00:06:05,118 --> 00:06:07,119 Cheryl, what's your last name? 91 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,162 - What? - What? 92 00:06:09,788 --> 00:06:10,948 - I can't hear you. - Baryshnkikov. 93 00:06:12,499 --> 00:06:16,295 I'm off work at six o'clock. I'll be down then to see you, okay? 94 00:06:35,481 --> 00:06:37,406 Hey, Stanley, mind if I knock off early? 95 00:06:37,566 --> 00:06:38,834 I g***t a girl in the hospital. 96 00:06:38,835 --> 00:06:40,335 - The hospital? - Yup. 97 00:06:40,536 --> 00:06:44,589 Personally, I like mine healthy, but, you know, go ahead. 98 00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:46,833 To each his own. 99 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:57,984 This is a nice touch, Josh. 100 00:07:02,841 --> 00:07:03,926 Hi, how ya doin'? 101 00:07:04,218 --> 00:07:08,055 There was a young lady brought in here today about one, 1:15 this afternoon. 102 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:10,933 She collapsed near 57th and 5th Avenue. 103 00:07:12,226 --> 00:07:14,895 - Her name, please? - Uh, her name is Cheryl. 104 00:07:15,562 --> 00:07:18,003 Everything is stored in the computer under last names. 105 00:07:18,816 --> 00:07:23,320 She's about medium height. She has beautiful eyes, dark hair. 106 00:07:30,619 --> 00:07:34,623 I heard her tell the ambulance attendant that she was diabetic if that's any help. 107 00:07:34,957 --> 00:07:35,960 Do you mind? 108 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,167 No, sorry. 109 00:07:42,089 --> 00:07:43,507 That's not help at all. 110 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:49,721 I've been here since 10 o'clock this morning and nobody came in like that. 111 00:07:50,055 --> 00:07:52,515 And this is the only St. Francis hospital? 112 00:07:52,516 --> 00:07:55,476 They never woulda brought her here if she g***t hurt on 57th and 5th. 113 00:07:55,477 --> 00:07:58,229 Wait, I didn't say she g***t hurt. I said she collapsed. 114 00:07:58,230 --> 00:07:59,980 Don't give me an attitude. 115 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,150 They would've taken her to Roosevelt Hospital. 116 00:08:05,237 --> 00:08:07,760 Here, take this there and bother them, hm? 117 00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:09,908 Thank you very much. 118 00:08:10,701 --> 00:08:17,320 - Excuse me, I can't read this. - Try...