The Ambulance 1990 1080p Subtitles

00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:47,THE AMBULANCE

00:01:15,285 --> 00:01:17,This is the story
of what can happen to a guy

00:01:17,551 --> 00:01:20,for talking to a strange
woman on the street.

00:01:21,325 --> 00:01:23,- Always complaining.
- Spiderman is a piece of cake.

00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:27,- Come on.
- He's not that strong and tough, I don't know...

00:01:27,131 --> 00:01:30,Look, there she is.
I knew I'd see her again.

00:01:30,009 --> 00:01:32,- Where do you wanna go for lunch?
- I don't care.

00:01:32,011 --> 00:01:32,Thai food?

00:01:32,928 --> 00:01:35,Hey man, can't you see her?
She's great, right there.

00:01:35,265 --> 00:01:38,- No, where?
- Right there on the corner by the jewelry store.

00:01:38,026 --> 00:01:40,- She has dark hair, dark eyes.
- How can you tell all that from here?

00:01:40,737 --> 00:01:42,I g***t good eyes.

00:01:43,147 --> 00:01:44,I don't know which one you mean.

00:01:45,357 --> 00:01:47,We're never gonna get a table, Josh.

00:01:47,568 --> 00:01:49,Okay, you go ahead.
I'll catch up.

00:01:50,047 --> 00:01:51,I gotta meet her this time.

00:02:27,733 --> 00:02:32,Excuse me, I'm with U.S. Census Bureau
and I must ask you a question.

00:02:32,696 --> 00:02:33,Are you married or in love?

00:02:33,864 --> 00:02:36,And I need to be left alone.

00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:38,- Go away.
- That's direct.

00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:40,You know, I knew you'd be
direct the first time I saw you.

00:02:40,662 --> 00:02:42,"Which was when?" you might ask.

00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,Well, every day at lunch time
I always see you out here

00:02:45,709 --> 00:02:47,and I always try to catch
up with you to say hello.

00:02:48,045 --> 00:02:49,- Oh, hello.
- Hi, how ya doin'?

00:02:49,797 --> 00:02:51,- Fine, thanks.
- And every day I always lose you in the crowd.

00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,Well, give me a 30 second headstart,
you can lose me again.

00:02:57,679 --> 00:02:58,Look out, look out.

00:03:01,308 --> 00:03:02,Now, you almost g***t run over.

00:03:02,601 --> 00:03:06,I did not. I'm perfectly capable
of crossing the street all by myself.

00:03:06,605 --> 00:03:08,Face it, I just saved your life,

00:03:08,816 --> 00:03:13,and, therefore, I'm responsible for your life,
at least until after lunch. So, grab an arm.

00:03:13,737 --> 00:03:17,I have met creepier guys than you.
I just can't recall when.

00:03:17,866 --> 00:03:21,I knew you'd be charming.
You can call me Joshua.

00:03:22,246 --> 00:03:26,- Why ** I being so mean to you, huh?
- What, you're not like this with everybody you meet?

00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:30,I know what it is. You're mad because
I didn't get you anything for your birthday, right?

00:03:30,296 --> 00:03:31,- No.
- Right?

00:03:31,263 --> 00:03:32,I know, I know.

00:03:36,194 --> 00:03:37,What's happenin'? How ya doin'?

00:03:37,095 --> 00:03:39,Hey man, here.
It's a nice Sony Walkman.

00:03:39,848 --> 00:03:40,I'll take it.

00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,- I don't want any of this stuff.
- I'll take it, here ya go.

00:03:42,851 --> 00:03:44,Sure ya do!
These guys, hold this,

00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:46,have gotta work for a living.

00:03:46,395 --> 00:03:50,Look, if it weren't for these guys we'd have to go
into stores to buy things and pay taxes, right?

00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:52,Okay, give me this hand.

00:03:52,526 --> 00:03:54,- You're only slightly demented.
- Only slightly.

00:03:55,195 --> 00:03:57,- Look how nice that looks, see?
- Oh, lovely.

00:03:57,990 --> 00:04:00,Yeah, look, I appreciate your generosity,

00:04:00,159 --> 00:04:02,but I'm not interested in
dating, you or anybody else.

00:04:02,953 --> 00:04:05,You are totally antisocial,
which is encouraging.

00:04:05,891 --> 00:04:07,No competition.

00:04:07,499 --> 00:04:10,- You wouldn't like me if ya g***t to know me.
- I'll take my own risks, thanks.

00:04:11,545 --> 00:04:13,If you'll excuse me,
I have a doctor's appointment.

00:04:13,338 --> 00:04:16,- Yeah? Is something wrong with you?
- No, there's nothing wrong me.

00:04:16,717 --> 00:04:18,- It's none of your...
- Aw, come on, tell me. What'd ya catch?

00:04:19,928 --> 00:04:23,I'm just kidding. Look, it's always nice
to have somebody to go to the doctor's with,

00:04:23,474 --> 00:04:25,somebody out there in
the waiting room...

00:04:25,392 --> 00:04:26,- ...waiting.
- Thanks, I appreciate it.

00:04:26,935 --> 00:04:28,Listen, will you just take all
this stuff back, all right?

00:04:29,938 --> 00:04:33,Aw, that's okay. Don't you worry
about it. It's unbreakable, just like me.

00:04:37,029 --> 00:04:39,- Spare some change, boss?
- How 'bout some merchandise?

00:04:39,573 --> 00:04:42,How 'bout tomorrow? I'll meet you right in front
of your building, wherever that it is.

00:04:42,451 --> 00:04:46,- Please, please, all of a sudden I'm very dizzy.
- Well, you really are sick, aren't you?

00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:48,- I'll be all right.
- What's wrong?

00:04:48,624 --> 00:04:50,I just wish everybody
would leave me alone.

00:04:50,334 --> 00:04:53,What's the matter with you?
What do I do? Oh, oh god!

00:04:54,963 --> 00:04:57,Okay, don't worry, I'm right here
and I will not leave you.

00:05:00,469 --> 00:05:02,She's down,
so send in the ambulance.

00:05:02,471 --> 00:05:04,- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:06,I'm sorry to put you through this.

00:05:06,558 --> 00:05:09,It's my pleasure.
Just let me get my coat off.

00:05:11,772 --> 00:05:13,Somebody call an ambulance, okay?

00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:16,- Okay, mister, right away.
- Okay, pick your head up.

00:05:17,152 --> 00:05:19,Okay, pick your head back.
There ya go.

00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:23,Looks like you picked
up on the wrong girl.

00:05:25,119 --> 00:05:28,- See how fast you g***t attached to me?
- What did she have to drink?

00:05:30,082 --> 00:05:32,Guess I better cut out
those three martini lunches.

00:05:32,669 --> 00:05:33,Especially without me.

00:05:35,587 --> 00:05:39,- You better not let me out of your sight, Josh.
- That's a really good idea.

00:05:40,134 --> 00:05:41,I've g***t you, I've g***t you.

00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:46,I'll stay with you.
Don't worry about a thing.

00:05:46,932 --> 00:05:48,Hey, guys, she's right here.

00:05:48,809 --> 00:05:51,We were just walking and she collapsed.

00:05:52,354 --> 00:05:54,I've felt strange all day.

00:05:56,817 --> 00:05:59,I'm on the way to the doctor.
I'm diabetic.

00:06:00,404 --> 00:06:02,- What hospital are you taking her to?
- St. Francis.

00:06:02,406 --> 00:06:03,Ok, St. Francis.

00:06:03,907 --> 00:06:05,- I don't even know your name.
- Cheryl.

00:06:05,118 --> 00:06:07,Cheryl, what's your last name?

00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,- What?
- What?

00:06:09,788 --> 00:06:10,- I can't hear you.
- Baryshnkikov.

00:06:12,499 --> 00:06:16,I'm off work at six o'clock.
I'll be down then to see you, okay?

00:06:35,481 --> 00:06:37,Hey, Stanley, mind if I knock off early?

00:06:37,566 --> 00:06:38,I g***t a girl in the hospital.

00:06:38,835 --> 00:06:40,- The hospital?
- Yup.

00:06:40,536 --> 00:06:44,Personally, I like mine healthy,
but, you know, go ahead.

00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:46,To each his own.

00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:57,This is a nice touch, Josh.

00:07:02,841 --> 00:07:03,Hi, how ya doin'?

00:07:04,218 --> 00:07:08,There was a young lady brought in here
today about one, 1:15 this afternoon.

00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:10,She collapsed near 57th and 5th Avenue.

00:07:12,226 --> 00:07:14,- Her name, please?
- Uh, her name is Cheryl.

00:07:15,562 --> 00:07:18,Everything is stored in the
computer under last names.

00:07:18,816 --> 00:07:23,She's about medium height.
She has beautiful eyes, dark hair.

00:07:30,619 --> 00:07:34,I heard her tell the ambulance attendant
that she was diabetic if that's any help.

00:07:34,957 --> 00:07:35,Do you mind?

00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,No, sorry.

00:07:42,089 --> 00:07:43,That's not help at all.

00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:49,I've been here since 10 o'clock this morning
and nobody came in like that.

00:07:50,055 --> 00:07:52,And this is the only
St. Francis hospital?

00:07:52,516 --> 00:07:55,They never woulda brought her here
if she g***t hurt on 57th and 5th.

00:07:55,477 --> 00:07:58,Wait, I didn't say she g***t hurt.
I said she collapsed.

00:07:58,230 --> 00:07:59,Don't give me an attitude.

00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,They would've taken her
to Roosevelt Hospital.

00:08:05,237 --> 00:08:07,Here, take this there and bother them, hm?

00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:09,Thank you very much.

00:08:10,701 --> 00:08:17,- Excuse me, I can't read this.
- Try...