Emily.in.paris.S01E05.BTN+ION10.English-WWW.MY-SUBS.NET Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: WWW.MY-SUBS.CO

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At 00:00:13,179, Character said: Okay, so the chef has a girlfriend,
and guess who it is.

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At 00:00:16,516, Character said: All I do is play guessing
games with the kids.

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At 00:00:18,351, Character said: - Please, for my sanity, use your words.
- Camille.

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At 00:00:21,187, Character said: The beautiful blonde from the gallery?

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At 00:00:22,897, Character said: Beautiful and genuinely nice,
which shouldn't be allowed.

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At 00:00:25,150, Character said: It's, like, just choose one.

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At 00:00:26,651, Character said: I wish Gabriel had told
me he had a girlfriend

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At 00:00:28,611, Character said: before I thanked him with my mouth.

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At 00:00:30,071, Character said: - I thought you just kissed him.
- I did.

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At 00:00:32,449, Character said: Your English is as confusing
as your French.

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At 00:00:35,140, Character said: Yeah, I feel stupid.

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At 00:00:36,150, Character said: In both languages.

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At 00:00:37,392, Character said: Look, French men are flirts.

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At 00:00:39,247, Character said: Just act normal when you see him.

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At 00:00:41,291, Character said: - But I'm trying not to see him.
- Oh.

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At 00:00:42,876, Character said: Which is kind of impossible when
we live in the same building.

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At 00:00:47,005, Character said: I really like him, and I
just thought that he...

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At 00:00:49,007, Character said: - Ugh. I don't know what I thought.
- Oh. Bonjour.

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At 00:00:52,010, Character said: Un café s'il vous plaît.

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At 00:00:53,428, Character said: Um, j'aime le café,

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At 00:00:56,306, Character said: les fruits

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At 00:00:57,515, Character said: et un croissant avec le préservatif.

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At 00:01:00,518, Character said: Okay, there's a vending machine
for that in the men's room.

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At 00:01:05,774, Character said: What did I just say?

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At 00:01:07,692, Character said: "Préservatif" doesn't mean preserves.

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At 00:01:09,486, Character said: You just ordered a croissant
with a side of condoms.

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At 00:01:11,830, Character said: Oh, my God! No, I don't want that!

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At 00:01:12,850, Character said: She's gonna bareback her breakfast!

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At 00:01:15,575, Character said: - See, I can't get anything right.
- It's a common mistake.

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At 00:01:18,578, Character said: They're called faux amis.

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At 00:01:19,788, Character said: So, "un crayon" isn't
"crayon." It's "pencil."

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At 00:01:22,499, Character said: - Mm-hmm.
- "Un médecin" isn't "medicine."

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At 00:01:24,470, Character said: It's "doctor."

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At 00:01:25,500, Character said: Faux amis, is that, like, fake friends?

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At 00:01:27,800, Character said: Yep. Like you and Camille.

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At 00:01:29,672, Character said: You're gonna be friends with her

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At 00:01:31,132, Character said: but just so you can stay close
to her hot, hot boyfriend.

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At 00:01:34,594, Character said: I'm not doing that. And I'm
trying to avoid her, too.

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At 00:01:37,806, Character said: Oh, good. Look, direct
hit coming our way.

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At 00:01:39,891, Character said: - Incoming!
- Hey.

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At 00:01:42,018, Character said: - Hey.
- Oh, hi.

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At 00:01:43,061, Character said: - Mwah!
- What? Camille!

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At 00:01:45,460, Character said: I'm so happy that we have the same café.

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At 00:01:47,690, Character said: You remember Mindy?

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At 00:01:48,733, Character said: - Yes, of course.
- Great. Oh, yay.

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At 00:01:51,444, Character said: I'm just grabbing some
croissants for Gabriel.

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At 00:01:53,738, Character said: I can never get him out
of bed in the morning.

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At 00:01:56,783, Character said: Aw, sleepyhead.

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At 00:01:58,159, Character said: - Best kind.
- Mm-hmm. So chic.

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At 00:02:01,746, Character said: But may I?

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At 00:02:04,290, Character said: - Just, yeah.
- Oh.

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At 00:02:06,835, Character said: Like, you know, French way.

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At 00:02:10,010, Character said: On the side.

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At 00:02:11,047, Character said: Oh, let me take a photo of you
for your emilyinparis account.

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At 00:02:14,060, Character said: Wanna get in?

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At 00:02:15,070, Character said: - Get in!
- Okay.

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At 00:02:16,094, Character said: Yeah, sure.

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At 00:02:17,679, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:19,681, Character said: - Say, "Amies."
- Amies.

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At 00:02:22,183, Character said: So cute.

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At 00:02:24,269, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:02:26,229, Character said: I will follow you so you can tag me.

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At 00:02:29,524, Character said: Cool.

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At 00:02:31,770, Character said: Oh, my God, you have so many followers.

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At 00:02:34,210, Character said: Oh, Emily knows how to make friends.

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At 00:02:38,158, Character said: You okay? The scarf too tight?

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At 00:02:43,037, Character said: - Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --

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At 00:02:51,504, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:02:56,050, Character said: Bonjour ! Check this out.

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At 00:02:58,595, Character said: Durée Cosmetics just
DM'd me on Instagram.

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At 00:03:01,055, Character said: They invited me to their
influencer lunch today.

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At 00:03:03,474, Character said: - You? An influencer?
- I know.

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At 00:03:05,351, Character said: They must have mistaken
me for someone else.

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At 00:03:07,103, Character said: But I love Durée.

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At 00:03:08,229, Character said: They were the first lip
gloss I ever bought.

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At 00:03:10,481, Character said: Well, not actually bought.
My friend Cindy stole it from Target.

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At 00:03:13,735, Character said: - She's a teacher now.
- Hmm. Sounds right.

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At 00:03:15,987, Character said: Oh, it's at... it's at the Hôtel
d'Évreux? Is that good?

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At 00:03:19,240, Character said: No, none of this is good.

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At 00:03:20,909, Character said: We don't speak of Durée in this
office. They used to be a client.

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At 00:03:24,329, Character said: What happened?

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At 00:03:26,456, Character said: We don't speak of it, Emily.

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At 00:03:31,330, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:35,340, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:03:37,508, Character said: Sylvie, just curious...

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At 00:03:39,761, Character said: It is customary to knock,
wait for a reply, then enter.

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At 00:03:44,807, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:47,936, Character said: Busy.

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At 00:03:49,187, Character said: I just noticed you don't have a
cosmetics company on your roster.

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At 00:03:51,814, Character said: What an illuminating insight.

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At 00:03:54,025, Character said: Did you ever have one?

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At 00:03:55,526, Character said: Bobbi Brown? Laura Mercier?

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At 00:03:58,071, Character said: Durée?

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At 00:04:00,740, Character said: A representative from
Hästens Luxury Beds

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At 00:04:03,660, Character said: is coming in tomorrow, and I expect
you to have great campaign ideas.

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At 00:04:07,664, Character said: Of course. But can I just go back
to the cosmetics question?

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At 00:04:10,291, Character said: - No.
- Okay.

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At 00:04:22,887, Character said: Bring the Eiffel Tower to bed.

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At 00:04:25,139, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:04:26,182, Character said: For Hästens. That could be the slogan.

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At 00:04:28,434, Character said: They're Swedish, so using a
Paris landmark may not...

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At 00:04:31,938, Character said: No, no, no, no, no.
Not the Eiffel Tower.

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At 00:04:35,692, Character said: - The Eiffel Tower.
- He means the s***x position.

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At 00:04:40,697, Character said: The woman is on all fours,

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At 00:04:42,782, Character said: and the two men,
one in front, one in back,

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At 00:04:45,201, Character said: and they, uh...

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At 00:04:47,704, Character said: - How you say "clap"?
- High-five.

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At 00:04:49,872, Character said: Wait, why do they high-five?

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At 00:04:51,582, Character said: To make shape.

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At 00:04:54,252, Character said: - Eiffel Tower.
- Please put your hands down.

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At 00:04:57,422, Character said: Uh, but then it's only London
Bridge. Not as fun.

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At 00:05:00,383, Character said: Yes, that's true.

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At 00:05:01,718, Character said: Okay, well, I would love to stay

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At 00:05:04,971, Character said: and educate you on workplace harassment,

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At 00:05:08,141, Character said: - but I've g***t a lunch.
- You're going?

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At 00:05:10,122, Character said: The event that dare not speak its name?

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At 00:05:11,800, Character said: Yes. I just need a one-on-one
with Olivia Thompson.

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At 00:05:14,140, Character said: Their CMO? You're insane.

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At 00:05:16,120, Character said: Well, they think I'm an influencer.

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At 00:05:17,734, Character said: Maybe I can influence
them to stay at Savoir.

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At 00:05:29,120, Character said: - Bonjour. I'm Em...
- Oh!

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At 00:05:31,706, Character said: - Aw! Hi, mon amour !
- Hi.

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At 00:05:34,375, Character said: - Ça va ?
- Très bien.

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At 00:05:35,793, Character said: Wow, what a cute dog. I love goldens.

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At 00:05:39,172, Character said: Well, you should follow him.
It's CashmereGoodBoy on Instagram,

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At 00:05:42,216, Character said: and he just hit 100,000 followers.

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At 00:05:44,802, Character said: Thank you, my love.
Do you have one for Cashmere?

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At 00:05:47,263, Character said: - But of course.
- You know he'll get jealous.

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At 00:05:52,685, Character said: Name?

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At 00:05:53,728, Character said: Bonjour. I'm emilyinparis,
and I was invited on Instagram.

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At 00:05:57,523, Character said: Everyone was.

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At 00:05:59,067, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:06:01,027, Character said: Um, can I get a big one like Cashmere?

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At 00:06:03,613, Character said: Oh, let me check.

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At 00:06:05,948, Character said: Not enough followers.

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At 00:06:07,408, Character said: So now, please integrate the products
in your social media content.

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At 00:06:11,496, Character said: We...