Maybe Baby (2018) Subtitles

At 00:00:50,200, Character said: Survival of the fittest.

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At 00:00:53,960, Character said: It's the law of the jungle.

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At 00:00:56,400, Character said: There's always someone trying
to take what's yours.

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At 00:01:00,400, Character said: How do I know?

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At 00:01:04,000, Character said: It almost happened to me.

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At 00:01:13,480, Character said: Hi-yah!

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At 00:01:20,240, Character said: Tim Templeton...

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At 00:01:21,720, Character said: quit monkeying around.

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At 00:01:23,120, Character said: Hot dogs are getting cold.

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At 00:01:24,920, Character said: Hot dogs?

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At 00:01:26,280, Character said: At least, this is how I remember it.

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At 00:01:28,440, Character said: All right, buddy, let's eat.

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At 00:01:29,680, Character said: You see, I was seven years old...

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At 00:01:31,640, Character said: and back then,
you relied on your imagination.

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At 00:01:34,760, Character said: When I wasn't exploring the Congo...

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At 00:01:36,720, Character said: I was a deep sea diver.

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At 00:01:43,320, Character said: Tim!

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At 00:01:44,320, Character said: Our hero!

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At 00:01:45,440, Character said: Don't worry, Mom and Dad.

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At 00:01:46,800, Character said: I g***t this!

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At 00:01:52,560, Character said: Grab on!

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At 00:01:56,160, Character said: Some days, I rescued my parents.

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At 00:02:00,440, Character said: That way!

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At 00:02:01,640, Character said: Other days, they rescued me.

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At 00:02:04,280, Character said: - I'm losing control.
- Tim, look out!

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At 00:02:07,720, Character said: Tree!

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At 00:02:09,200, Character said: You're breaking up!

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At 00:02:10,200, Character said: Slow down, Tim!

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At 00:02:11,280, Character said: - Turn, Tim.
- Turn!

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At 00:02:14,400, Character said: - Are you hurt?
- I'm okay.

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At 00:02:15,960, Character said: Show Mommy your teeth.

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At 00:02:17,280, Character said: It was just the three of us.

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At 00:02:19,080, Character said: The Templetons.

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At 00:02:20,520, Character said: And three is the perfect number.

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At 00:02:22,840, Character said: Interesting fact...

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At 00:02:24,000, Character said: did you know that the triangle
is the strongest shape found in nature?

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At 00:02:33,520, Character said: I was the luckiest kid ever.

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At 00:02:35,520, Character said: My parents even had cool jobs.

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At 00:02:37,880, Character said: They worked for the biggest pet company
in the world...

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At 00:02:40,720, Character said: Puppy Co.

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At 00:02:41,800, Character said: - Yes, Mr. F rancis?
- Puppy Co needs you.

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At 00:02:43,800, Character said: It's go ti me.

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At 00:02:46,320, Character said: They worked in a department
called "Marketing..."

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At 00:02:48,840, Character said: where they g***t to launch new products.

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At 00:02:54,840, Character said: Even though my parents
worked really hard...

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At 00:02:58,560, Character said: they still made just enough time for me.

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At 00:03:01,320, Character said: Three stories, five hugs,
and my special song, right?

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At 00:03:04,240, Character said: You g***t it!

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At 00:03:05,800, Character said: Blackbird singing in the dead of night

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At 00:03:10,760, Character said: Take these broken wings and learn to fly

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At 00:03:14,400, Character said: All your life

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At 00:03:16,960, Character said: You were only waiting
For this moment to arise

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At 00:03:25,680, Character said: Hey, Tim. How would you like
to have a baby brother?

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At 00:03:30,240, Character said: No, thanks. I'm enough.

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At 00:03:35,400, Character said: Life was good. Life was perfect.

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At 00:03:38,720, Character said: But as I drifted off to sleep...

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At 00:03:40,520, Character said: something my parents said
g***t me thinking.

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At 00:03:43,640, Character said: Where do babies come from?

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At 00:06:21,680, Character said: The day I g***t a little brother
started like any other day...

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At 00:06:26,160, Character said: but little did I know...

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At 00:06:28,040, Character said: my life would never be the same.

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At 00:06:31,160, Character said: Wake up, little halflings!
It's 7:00 a.m.

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At 00:06:34,480, Character said: Wake up, little halflings!

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At 00:06:35,640, Character said: Morning, Wizzie!

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At 00:06:36,640, Character said: What great adventure
lies in wait for you today?

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At 00:06:41,080, Character said: Oh, yeah!

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At 00:06:45,480, Character said: My parents always said
that I had an overactive imagination.

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At 00:06:52,360, Character said: But I clearly remember...

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At 00:06:54,000, Character said: the baby was delivered in a taxi.

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At 00:07:14,000, Character said: What the...

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At 00:07:20,200, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:07:40,240, Character said: Tim, look who's here.

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At 00:07:44,680, Character said: Meet your new baby brother.

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At 00:07:49,200, Character said: Baby what?

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At 00:07:50,520, Character said: Brother.

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At 00:07:53,920, Character said: I had a million questions.

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At 00:07:55,880, Character said: Who is this guy? Why is he here?

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At 00:07:57,880, Character said: What's with that outfit?

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At 00:07:59,080, Character said: Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me?

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At 00:08:01,520, Character said: Does he know karate? What's going on?

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At 00:08:05,240, Character said: That way?

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At 00:08:06,240, Character said: - Okay.
- Okay.

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At 00:08:07,280, Character said: Right from the start,
he was yelling at people...

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At 00:08:09,040, Character said: ordering everyone around.

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At 00:08:10,880, Character said: Oh, you want this?

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At 00:08:12,960, Character said: One thing was clear. He was the boss.

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At 00:08:16,880, Character said: He set up his office, right
smack dab in the middle of the house.

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At 00:08:21,400, Character said: He conducted meetings.

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At 00:08:22,600, Character said: - You called?
- Do you need Señor Squeaky?

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At 00:08:26,080, Character said: Lots and lots of meetings.

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At 00:08:29,080, Character said: Even in the middle of the night.

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At 00:08:32,600, Character said: I'm up! I'm up!

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At 00:08:34,240, Character said: - We're coming!
- We'll be right there!

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At 00:08:35,760, Character said: If things weren't done
to his immediate satisfaction...

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At 00:08:40,440, Character said: he had a fit.

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At 00:08:48,920, Character said: - Where's the bottle?
- He has to have his bottle!

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At 00:08:51,800, Character said: He had everyone wrapped around
his chubby little finger.

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At 00:08:56,120, Character said: Everyone except for me.

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At 00:08:58,440, Character said: - Diaper!
- Bottle!

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At 00:09:01,000, Character said: Dad! I can't sleep.

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At 00:09:03,120, Character said: I know, bud. Me neither.

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At 00:09:04,800, Character said: The baby needs a lot of attention
right now.

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At 00:09:07,080, Character said: Okay, good talk!

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At 00:09:08,240, Character said: - But...
- It's okay.

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At 00:09:09,520, Character said: Daddy's here. Daddy's here.

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At 00:09:13,000, Character said: What about me?

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At 00:09:15,640, Character said: The year: 2057.

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At 00:09:17,760, Character said: Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating
a hostile alien invasion.

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At 00:09:45,160, Character said: It's so much worse than we thought.

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At 00:09:58,240, Character said: Mom, he's n***d!

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At 00:10:00,840, Character said: I'm n***d!

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At 00:10:02,000, Character said: Say "n***d."

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At 00:10:03,320, Character said: No!

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At 00:10:08,000, Character said: Who's Mommy's little cutie?
Are you Mommy's little cutie?

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At 00:10:10,680, Character said: No, he's Daddy's little tough guy,
right?

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At 00:10:14,080, Character said: You know one of us has to go
with Mr. Francis to the pet convention.

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At 00:10:16,840, Character said: In Vegas.

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At 00:10:18,240, Character said: - You know what? You should go.
- No, no. You should go.

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At 00:10:20,520, Character said: Well, you need a break.

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At 00:10:21,720, Character said: - I'll stay with the baby, and you...
- Maybe the baby should decide.

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At 00:10:24,360, Character said: Who do you want to stay with you?
Daddy or Mommy?

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At 00:10:27,840, Character said: Or Daddy?

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At 00:10:29,160, Character said: He wants his mommy.

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At 00:10:30,760, Character said: Okay, we need to talk!

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At 00:10:33,720, Character said: In private.

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At 00:10:35,880, Character said: - Sure.
- About what, bud?

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At 00:10:37,440, Character said: About the b-a-b-e-e.

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At 00:10:40,040, Character said: "Y ', ' Tim.

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At 00:10:41,520, Character said: Why? Because he came out of nowhere!

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At 00:10:43,400, Character said: We don't even know him.

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At 00:10:44,560, Character said: How can we trust him?

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At 00:10:45,920, Character said: Come on, he's just a baby.

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At 00:10:49,960, Character said: Seriously? I'm the only one that thinks
there's something weird about this guy?

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At 00:10:56,080, Character said: - Oopsie! I g***t it.
- Five-second rule.

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At 00:11:05,120, Character said: Tim?

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At 00:11:07,080, Character said: Look at him! He wears a suit!

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At 00:11:09,920, Character said: I know. Isn't it cute?
He's like a little man.

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At 00:11:12,760, Character said: He carries a briefcase.

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At 00:11:14,760, Character said: Does no else think that's...

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At 00:11:16,720, Character said: I don't know, a little freaky?

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At 00:11:19,880, Character said: Well, you carried Lam-Lam around
until you were like...

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At 00:11:22,760, Character said: This is not about Lam-Lam.

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At 00:11:26,160, Character said: All babies are different, Tim.

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At 00:11:27,720, Character said: And each one is special.

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At 00:11:29,240, Character said: He's taking over the whole house!

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At 00:11:31,120, Character said: Are you taking...