Maybe Baby.(2018) Subtitles

00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,Survival of the fittest.

00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,It's the law of the jungle.

00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,There's always someone trying
to take what's yours.

00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,How do I know?

00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,It almost happened to me.

00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,Hi-yah!

00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,Tim Templeton...

00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,quit monkeying around.

00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,Hot dogs are getting cold.

00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,Hot dogs?

00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,At least, this is how I remember it.

00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,All right, buddy, let's eat.

00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,You see, I was seven years old...

00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,and back then,
you relied on your imagination.

00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,When I wasn't exploring the Congo...

00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,I was a deep sea diver.

00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,Tim!

00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,Our hero!

00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,Don't worry, Mom and Dad.

00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:47,I g***t this!

00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,Grab on!

00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,Some days, I rescued my parents.

00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:01,That way!

00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,Other days, they rescued me.

00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,- I'm losing control.
- Tim, look out!

00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,Tree!

00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,You're breaking up!

00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,Slow down, Tim!

00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,- Turn, Tim.
- Turn!

00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,- Are you hurt?
- I'm okay.

00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,Show Mommy your teeth.

00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,It was just the three of us.

00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,The Templetons.

00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,And three is the perfect number.

00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:23,Interesting fact...

00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,did you know that the triangle
is the strongest shape found in nature?

00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,I was the luckiest kid ever.

00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,My parents even had cool jobs.

00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,They worked for the biggest pet company
in the world...

00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,Puppy Co.

00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,- Yes, Mr. F rancis?
- Puppy Co needs you.

00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,It's go ti me.

00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,They worked in a department
called "Marketing..."

00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,where they g***t to launch new products.

00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,Even though my parents
worked really hard...

00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,they still made just enough time for me.

00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,Three stories, five hugs,
and my special song, right?

00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,You g***t it!

00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,Blackbird singing in the dead of night

00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:14,Take these broken wings and learn to fly

00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,All your life

00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:21,You were only waiting
For this moment to arise

00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,Hey, Tim. How would you like
to have a baby brother?

00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,No, thanks. I'm enough.

00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,Life was good. Life was perfect.

00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,But as I drifted off to sleep...

00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,something my parents said
g***t me thinking.

00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,Where do babies come from?

00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:25,The day I g***t a little brother
started like any other day...

00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,but little did I know...

00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,my life would never be the same.

00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,Wake up, little halflings!
It's 7:00 a.m.

00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,Wake up, little halflings!

00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,Morning, Wizzie!

00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,What great adventure
lies in wait for you today?

00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,Oh, yeah!

00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,My parents always said
that I had an overactive imagination.

00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,But I clearly remember...

00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,the baby was delivered in a taxi.

00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,What the...

00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,Hey!

00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,Tim, look who's here.

00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:49,Meet your new baby brother.

00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,Baby what?

00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,Brother.

00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,I had a million questions.

00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,Who is this guy? Why is he here?

00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:58,What's with that outfit?

00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me?

00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,Does he know karate? What's going on?

00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,That way?

00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,- Okay.
- Okay.

00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,Right from the start,
he was yelling at people...

00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,ordering everyone around.

00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,Oh, you want this?

00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,One thing was clear. He was the boss.

00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:20,He set up his office, right
smack dab in the middle of the house.

00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,He conducted meetings.

00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,- You called?
- Do you need Señor Squeaky?

00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,Lots and lots of meetings.

00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,Even in the middle of the night.

00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,I'm up! I'm up!

00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,- We're coming!
- We'll be right there!

00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,If things weren't done
to his immediate satisfaction...

00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,he had a fit.

00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,- Where's the bottle?
- He has to have his bottle!

00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,He had everyone wrapped around
his chubby little finger.

00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,Everyone except for me.

00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,- Diaper!
- Bottle!

00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,Dad! I can't sleep.

00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,I know, bud. Me neither.

00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,The baby needs a lot of attention
right now.

00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,Okay, good talk!

00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,- But...
- It's okay.

00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,Daddy's here. Daddy's here.

00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,What about me?

00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,The year: 2057.

00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:22,Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating
a hostile alien invasion.

00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,It's so much worse than we thought.

00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,Mom, he's n***d!

00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:01,I'm n***d!

00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,Say "n***d."

00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,No!

00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,Who's Mommy's little cutie?
Are you Mommy's little cutie?

00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,No, he's Daddy's little tough guy,
right?

00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,You know one of us has to go
with Mr. Francis to the pet convention.

00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,In Vegas.

00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,- You know what? You should go.
- No, no. You should go.

00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,Well, you need a break.

00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,- I'll stay with the baby, and you...
- Maybe the baby should decide.

00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,Who do you want to stay with you?
Daddy or Mommy?

00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:28,Or Daddy?

00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,He wants his mommy.

00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,Okay, we need to talk!

00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,In private.

00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,- Sure.
- About what, bud?

00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,About the b-a-b-e-e.

00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,"Y ', ' Tim.

00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,Why? Because he came out of nowhere!

00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,We don't even know him.

00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,How can we trust him?

00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,Come on, he's just a baby.

00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,Seriously? I'm the only one that thinks
there's something weird about this guy?

00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,- Oopsie! I g***t it.
- Five-second rule.

00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,Tim?

00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,Look at him! He wears a suit!

00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,I know. Isn't it cute?
He's like a little man.

00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,He carries a briefcase.

00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,Does no else think that's...

00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,I don't know, a little freaky?

00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,Well, you carried Lam-Lam around
until you were like...

00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,This is not about Lam-Lam.

00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,All babies are different, Tim.

00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,And each one is special.

00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,He's taking over the whole house!

00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,Are you taking...