Penny Barber - Be Polite To Our Guest, Young Man Subtitles

At 00:00:09,559, Character said: Yeah, so why don't you come over in, I
don't know, like an hour?

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At 00:00:14,120, Character said: Oh, no, you don't need to bring
anything. I'll have my stepson help me

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At 00:00:19,000, Character said: Speaking of which, I enacted that
pleasurable punishment thing that you

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At 00:00:23,920, Character said: telling me about, and it has worked
wonders.

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At 00:00:27,020, Character said: Who knew that a 19 -year -old boy would
be so motivated by s***x?

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At 00:00:30,940, Character said: Okay, cool.

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At 00:00:32,119, Character said: Yeah, well, I'll see you soon.

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At 00:00:33,880, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:00:37,100, Character said: Catch you later, Mom. Oh, no, no, no,
no, catch you later. Where are you

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At 00:00:39,740, Character said: I'm going to the skate park with some
friends.

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At 00:00:41,740, Character said: Well, no, I need you to stay here and
help me prep lunch. Kendra's going to be

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At 00:00:45,360, Character said: here in like an hour, and you missed
curfew last week, and you have to help

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At 00:00:49,720, Character said: with chores any day of my choosing, and
I choose today.

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At 00:00:52,580, Character said: I thought you were joking about that. I
didn't think you were serious.

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At 00:00:56,260, Character said: All my friends are going to think I'm a
laughingstock at the skate park because

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At 00:00:59,500, Character said: I'm helping my stepmom prepare lunch and
s***t.

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At 00:01:02,400, Character said: Well, Jay, what kind of a stepmom would
I be if I didn't hold you to your word?

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At 00:01:09,130, Character said: I guess you're right.

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At 00:01:10,510, Character said: I can't break promises. That's not fair.

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At 00:01:14,990, Character said: And while you do that, I ** going to do
you.

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At 00:01:18,670, Character said: Just like we agreed.

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At 00:01:21,210, Character said: Yep. And just make sure not to tell any
of my friends.

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At 00:01:26,090, Character said: I've g***t a reputation to uphold.

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At 00:01:40,480, Character said: So I can just clean the counters, right?
I think that you know what to do.

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At 00:01:44,820, Character said: Yeah? That's fine.

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At 00:02:11,440, Character said: Mom, I'm trying to work.

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At 00:02:12,800, Character said: Oh, so work.

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At 00:02:14,540, Character said: I know what you said you would do.

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At 00:02:16,560, Character said: Now you're going to do it.

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At 00:02:27,280, Character said: My boys are hitting me up.

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At 00:02:32,120, Character said: I feel so, so bad for you. Do you think
you're learning a lesson right now?

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At 00:02:39,920, Character said: Yes, Mom.

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At 00:02:42,740, Character said: Good.

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At 00:02:45,300, Character said: Oh, I think this is kind of fun.

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At 00:02:51,260, Character said: You'd rather be out pulling an ollie or
board skating or whatever it

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At 00:02:58,100, Character said: is.

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At 00:03:02,220, Character said: I'd rather be doing a lot.

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At 00:03:04,760, Character said: Yeah?

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At 00:03:14,440, Character said: Well, bad boys have to stay in with
mommy.

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At 00:03:48,580, Character said: I think you missed a spot.

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At 00:03:50,640, Character said: Come on, you just... That's not fair.

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At 00:03:53,840, Character said: Is that not fair?

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At 00:04:04,860, Character said: Does it look clean?

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At 00:04:06,100, Character said: Do you want me to check it again?

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At 00:04:10,340, Character said: It's getting there.

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At 00:04:50,750, Character said: Everything's so fun.

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At 00:04:54,550, Character said: Yeah, when I fall, I have to have
something to fall on.

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At 00:05:27,790, Character said: Well, if you can focus enough now, I'm
sure you'll be able to focus enough to

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At 00:05:31,450, Character said: make it home by curfew.

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At 00:05:35,550, Character said: I guess you're right. It kind of makes
sense. Hard to argue with that, isn't

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At 00:05:41,150, Character said: Pretty rational.

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At 00:05:56,300, Character said: I'm pretty good at that, Mom.

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At 00:05:57,920, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:06:00,200, Character said: Well, tell me how good you are at
focusing.

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At 00:06:05,460, Character said: I want that counter clean enough to be
eaten off of.

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At 00:06:11,160, Character said: Clean enough to spit on.

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At 00:06:17,200, Character said: What are those sandwiches going to go
on?

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At 00:06:20,740, Character said: Is it going to go on the counter or...

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At 00:06:25,610, Character said: Something that starts with a P.

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At 00:06:29,870, Character said: Yeah, I was going to get to that.

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At 00:06:31,770, Character said: Oh, okay.

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At 00:06:33,070, Character said: Go ahead and get to it.

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At 00:06:39,990, Character said: Good boy.

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At 00:06:46,770, Character said: I don't know if it's really going to be
much of a sandwich with no mustard or

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At 00:06:52,890, Character said: anything on it.

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At 00:06:54,050, Character said: Are we out?

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At 00:06:57,200, Character said: Pretty sure you're the only one that
likes mustard, but... Oh, oh, I like

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At 00:07:01,180, Character said: mustard? Oh, okay, good. Okay, I'll get
it.

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At 00:07:15,580, Character said: Mom, where'd you put it?

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At 00:07:17,120, Character said: Where'd I put it? Do you need me to help
you find it? I think it's right there.

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At 00:07:22,200, Character said: Do you see it?

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At 00:07:23,340, Character said: Yeah? Yeah.

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At 00:07:27,310, Character said: Come on. Bright yellow. There you go.

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At 00:07:30,070, Character said: So much stuff.

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At 00:07:36,430, Character said: That's just gross.

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At 00:08:29,280, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:09:16,490, Character said: The sandwich is almost done.

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At 00:09:17,950, Character said: Yeah, almost done?

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At 00:09:19,610, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:09:21,010, Character said: Well, let me know when I have them.

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At 00:09:23,650, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:09:51,210, Character said: You're not getting distracted again, are
you?

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At 00:09:53,130, Character said: Nope. Hold on.

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At 00:09:56,970, Character said: There's one down.

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At 00:10:01,950, Character said: You g***t a couple more to go.

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At 00:10:03,770, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:10:06,410, Character said: You don't want to get in trouble for
cursing, do you?

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At 00:10:09,090, Character said: Oh, shoot.

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At 00:10:14,270, Character said: You're going to have to think of
something else to do with that mouth of

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At 00:10:21,100, Character said: You're going to be a bad boy when you
start cussing.

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At 00:10:36,200, Character said: We're not going to swear at mommy, are
we?

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At 00:10:39,160, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:10:39,980, Character said: No, we're not going to cuss at all.

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At 00:10:42,500, Character said: You're hanging out with those skater
boyfriends of yours a little too much.

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At 00:10:47,480, Character said: Is that a bad influence on you?

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At 00:10:50,640, Character said: Cool they're cool.

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At 00:10:52,060, Character said: Yeah Well if you have to talk like that
to impress them they're not your friends

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At 00:11:45,200, Character said: Oh my goodness.

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At 00:11:45,920, Character said: Oh my.

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At 00:11:47,860, Character said: Sweetheart.

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At 00:11:55,160, Character said: Oh

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At 00:11:55,840, Character said: Jesus,

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At 00:12:07,580, Character said: yeah.

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At 00:12:35,400, Character said: Well done.

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At 00:12:36,420, Character said: Yeah. I think that mommy wants some
kisses too, huh?

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At 00:12:41,340, Character said: You think you've g***t nothing hard for
me?

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At 00:12:43,460, Character said: Mm -hmm. Can you do that for me?

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At 00:13:29,160, Character said: Let me see Kendra.

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At 00:13:30,160, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:13:33,600, Character said: I didn't see us off.

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At 00:13:36,580, Character said: Oh. What are you doing?

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At 00:13:38,380, Character said: Can you say hello to our dad?

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At 00:13:40,060, Character said: I see you've truly taken my advice to
heart.

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At 00:13:42,700, Character said: Oh my God, Kendra. It is like the best
parenting tip I have ever gotten. Hands

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At 00:13:47,340, Character said: down.

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At 00:13:51,480, Character said: Yeah, thanks a lot.

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At 00:13:52,940, Character said: I should be out with my friends grinding
some sweet rails with my boys.

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At 00:13:57,450, Character said: Oh my gosh, Jay, the mouth on this one.

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At 00:14:00,710, Character said: You know, I wouldn't talk to any of your
friends like that, so when my friends

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At 00:14:04,470, Character said: come over, I expect you to be polite to
them as well.

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At 00:14:08,750, Character said: Sorry, Miss Kendra.

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At 00:14:10,330, Character said: Sorry, moms.

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At 00:14:11,770, Character said: Sorry, Mrs. Kendra. No way.

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At 00:14:14,370, Character said: It's okay. You know what? I can actually
come back if this is a bad time.

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At 00:14:18,470, Character said: Oh, no, no, no. It's fine.

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At 00:14:20,050, Character said: He's almost ready.

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At 00:14:21,210, Character said: Just, yeah, make yourself comfortable.

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At 00:14:27,240, Character said: I know how unruly stepchildren can be.

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At 00:14:30,980, Character said: Some of them can.

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At 00:14:32,520, Character said: Some of them like to break curfew and be
sassy.

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At 00:14:35,460, Character said: Oh, that's what it was.

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At 00:14:37,420, Character said: Curfew, huh?

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At 00:14:39,100, Character said: So now he's stuck here doing this for
today.

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At 00:14:46,920, Character said: I know. You'd probably rather be out
with your friends, right?

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At 00:14:50,980, Character said: They called me over a couple hours ago.

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At 00:14:55,820, Character said: Well, I mean, there are consequences.

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At 00:14:58,740, Character said: I think you have to teach them
consequences, right?

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At 00:15:02,200, Character said: I mean, that's what parenting is.
There's really nothing else for it. Of

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At 00:15:06,100, Character said: And really, I mean, I know he's being a
little sassy now, but his attitude has

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At 00:15:09,500, Character said: been a lot better.

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At 00:15:11,740, Character said: Well, I'm glad to hear that it's
improved.

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At 00:15:15,580, Character said: I'm...