Penny Barber - Be Polite To Our Guest, Young Man - MommysBoy Subtitles

00:00:09,559 --> 00:00:12,Yeah, so why don't you come over in, I
don't know, like an hour?

00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:17,Oh, no, you don't need to bring
anything. I'll have my stepson help me

00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:23,Speaking of which, I enacted that
pleasurable punishment thing that you

00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,telling me about, and it has worked
wonders.

00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:29,Who knew that a 19 -year -old boy would
be so motivated by s***x?

00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:31,Okay, cool.

00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,Yeah, well, I'll see you soon.

00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:34,Okay.

00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:39,Catch you later, Mom. Oh, no, no, no,
no, catch you later. Where are you

00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,I'm going to the skate park with some
friends.

00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:45,Well, no, I need you to stay here and
help me prep lunch. Kendra's going to be

00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:49,here in like an hour, and you missed
curfew last week, and you have to help

00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,with chores any day of my choosing, and
I choose today.

00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:55,I thought you were joking about that. I
didn't think you were serious.

00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:59,All my friends are going to think I'm a
laughingstock at the skate park because

00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,I'm helping my stepmom prepare lunch and
s***t.

00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:06,Well, Jay, what kind of a stepmom would
I be if I didn't hold you to your word?

00:01:09,130 --> 00:01:10,I guess you're right.

00:01:10,510 --> 00:01:13,I can't break promises. That's not fair.

00:01:14,990 --> 00:01:18,And while you do that, I ** going to do
you.

00:01:18,670 --> 00:01:20,Just like we agreed.

00:01:21,210 --> 00:01:25,Yep. And just make sure not to tell any
of my friends.

00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,I've g***t a reputation to uphold.

00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:44,So I can just clean the counters, right?
I think that you know what to do.

00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:45,Yeah? That's fine.

00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,Mom, I'm trying to work.

00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,Oh, so work.

00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:16,I know what you said you would do.

00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,Now you're going to do it.

00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:31,My boys are hitting me up.

00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:37,I feel so, so bad for you. Do you think
you're learning a lesson right now?

00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:40,Yes, Mom.

00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:43,Good.

00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:47,Oh, I think this is kind of fun.

00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:58,You'd rather be out pulling an ollie or
board skating or whatever it

00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,is.

00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:04,I'd rather be doing a lot.

00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,Yeah?

00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,Well, bad boys have to stay in with
mommy.

00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:50,I think you missed a spot.

00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,Come on, you just... That's not fair.

00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:54,Is that not fair?

00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:05,Does it look clean?

00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,Do you want me to check it again?

00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:11,It's getting there.

00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:51,Everything's so fun.

00:04:54,550 --> 00:04:57,Yeah, when I fall, I have to have
something to fall on.

00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:31,Well, if you can focus enough now, I'm
sure you'll be able to focus enough to

00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:32,make it home by curfew.

00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:40,I guess you're right. It kind of makes
sense. Hard to argue with that, isn't

00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:42,Pretty rational.

00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:57,I'm pretty good at that, Mom.

00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:58,Oh, really?

00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,Well, tell me how good you are at
focusing.

00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:08,I want that counter clean enough to be
eaten off of.

00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,Clean enough to spit on.

00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,What are those sandwiches going to go
on?

00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:23,Is it going to go on the counter or...

00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:27,Something that starts with a P.

00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:31,Yeah, I was going to get to that.

00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:32,Oh, okay.

00:06:33,070 --> 00:06:34,Go ahead and get to it.

00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:40,Good boy.

00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:52,I don't know if it's really going to be
much of a sandwich with no mustard or

00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:53,anything on it.

00:06:54,050 --> 00:06:55,Are we out?

00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:01,Pretty sure you're the only one that
likes mustard, but... Oh, oh, I like

00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:03,mustard? Oh, okay, good. Okay, I'll get
it.

00:07:15,580 --> 00:07:16,Mom, where'd you put it?

00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:22,Where'd I put it? Do you need me to help
you find it? I think it's right there.

00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,Do you see it?

00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:24,Yeah? Yeah.

00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:29,Come on. Bright yellow. There you go.

00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:32,So much stuff.

00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:37,That's just gross.

00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,Oh, my God.

00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:17,The sandwich is almost done.

00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:19,Yeah, almost done?

00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:20,Mm -hmm.

00:09:21,010 --> 00:09:22,Well, let me know when I have them.

00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,Mm -hmm.

00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,You're not getting distracted again, are
you?

00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:54,Nope. Hold on.

00:09:56,970 --> 00:10:00,There's one down.

00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,You g***t a couple more to go.

00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,Oh, s***t.

00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:08,You don't want to get in trouble for
cursing, do you?

00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:10,Oh, shoot.

00:10:14,270 --> 00:10:18,You're going to have to think of
something else to do with that mouth of

00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:24,You're going to be a bad boy when you
start cussing.

00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,We're not going to swear at mommy, are
we?

00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:39,I'm sorry.

00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:41,No, we're not going to cuss at all.

00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:46,You're hanging out with those skater
boyfriends of yours a little too much.

00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,Is that a bad influence on you?

00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:51,Cool they're cool.

00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:57,Yeah Well if you have to talk like that
to impress them they're not your friends

00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:45,Oh my goodness.

00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:46,Oh my.

00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:48,Sweetheart.

00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:55,Oh

00:11:55,840 --> 00:12:07,Jesus,

00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:08,yeah.

00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,Well done.

00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:40,Yeah. I think that mommy wants some
kisses too, huh?

00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:43,You think you've g***t nothing hard for
me?

00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,Mm -hmm. Can you do that for me?

00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,Let me see Kendra.

00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,Come on.

00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,I didn't see us off.

00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:37,Oh. What are you doing?

00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:39,Can you say hello to our dad?

00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,I see you've truly taken my advice to
heart.

00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:47,Oh my God, Kendra. It is like the best
parenting tip I have ever gotten. Hands

00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:48,down.

00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,Yeah, thanks a lot.

00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:56,I should be out with my friends grinding
some sweet rails with my boys.

00:13:57,450 --> 00:14:00,Oh my gosh, Jay, the mouth on this one.

00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:04,You know, I wouldn't talk to any of your
friends like that, so when my friends

00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,come over, I expect you to be polite to
them as well.

00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,Sorry, Miss Kendra.

00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:11,Sorry, moms.

00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:13,Sorry, Mrs. Kendra. No way.

00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:18,It's okay. You know what? I can actually
come back if this is a bad time.

00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:19,Oh, no, no, no. It's fine.

00:14:20,050 --> 00:14:21,He's almost ready.

00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,Just, yeah, make yourself comfortable.

00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,I know how unruly stepchildren can be.

00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:32,Some of them can.

00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,Some of them like to break curfew and be
sassy.

00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,Oh, that's what it was.

00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:38,Curfew, huh?

00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:44,So now he's stuck here doing this for
today.

00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,I know. You'd probably rather be out
with your friends, right?

00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:53,They called me over a couple hours ago.

00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,Well, I mean, there are consequences.

00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:01,I think you have to teach them
consequences, right?

00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,I mean, that's what parenting is.
There's really nothing else for it. Of

00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:09,And really, I mean, I know he's being a
little sassy now, but his attitude has

00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,been a lot better.

00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,Well, I'm glad to hear that it's
improved.

00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,I'm...