Deauxma - Tax Account Subtitles

At 00:00:27,470, Character said: Dear diary, I did something really
naughty today.

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At 00:00:32,350, Character said: I had a lie to my tax man just to get
him over here.

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At 00:00:36,170, Character said: I told him that I was being audited.

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At 00:00:38,630, Character said: Such a lie.

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At 00:00:40,350, Character said: But I just wanted him to come over and
f***k me and f***k my a***s.

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At 00:01:00,240, Character said: I came as soon as you called. You needed
me for something?

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At 00:01:03,440, Character said: Yeah, I'm being audited again.

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At 00:01:06,520, Character said: Audited? Yeah.

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At 00:01:07,820, Character said: That's impossible.

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At 00:01:08,800, Character said: You know, we went over your taxes last
time. We had all the receipts. I did

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At 00:01:12,180, Character said: everything that needed to be done.

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At 00:01:13,780, Character said: That can't be true.

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At 00:01:14,860, Character said: You cannot be audited. No way. But you
know how horrible.

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At 00:01:19,360, Character said: Keeper of my receipts.

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At 00:01:21,420, Character said: Did you forget to give me something?

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At 00:01:23,880, Character said: Or was there something?

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At 00:01:26,020, Character said: It's possible, but you know, if we kind
of go over everything, maybe.

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At 00:01:30,790, Character said: I cannot believe there's no way.

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At 00:01:33,130, Character said: You cannot be on it. That can't be true.

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At 00:01:35,690, Character said: I mean, and by the way, well, you
couldn't just make a phone call and say

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At 00:01:40,790, Character said: being on it. I had to come all the way
over here. I mean, this is way out of my

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At 00:01:44,050, Character said: way. You know, if I have extra questions
or you needed some information, I can

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At 00:01:48,530, Character said: go. Here we go again.

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At 00:01:50,510, Character said: I did everything that you needed to be
done.

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At 00:01:53,110, Character said: Your taxes are fine. There's no way you
could be on it.

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At 00:02:00,560, Character said: and you were my tax guy. You were my go
-to.

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At 00:02:04,980, Character said: Did you forget to give me something?

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At 00:02:12,000, Character said: That's possible. I did forget one thing.

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At 00:02:16,280, Character said: From the last time?

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At 00:02:17,740, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:19,300, Character said: Let me confess to you.

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At 00:02:23,940, Character said: What did you forget?

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At 00:02:25,580, Character said: What did we forget?

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At 00:02:30,060, Character said: You are great.

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At 00:02:32,320, Character said: Help me with my taxes.

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At 00:02:35,500, Character said: Right. Tax season is over.

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At 00:02:38,240, Character said: We've already done your taxes.

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At 00:02:39,940, Character said: I know, but there was one little thing,
little, not minor, it's

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At 00:02:46,840, Character said: pretty major for me.

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At 00:02:48,260, Character said: Really? What's that?

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At 00:02:51,140, Character said: Last time you were here and you just,
you know, you did f***k me pretty good.

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At 00:02:55,100, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:02:55,720, Character said: I told you, once a year, no problem.

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At 00:02:59,560, Character said: But you didn't f***k my a***s.

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At 00:03:02,900, Character said: No, I didn't, did I?

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At 00:03:04,580, Character said: No, you didn't. That's why you called me
over here?

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At 00:03:07,080, Character said: Mm -hmm. So you're not getting audited?

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At 00:03:09,620, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:11,040, Character said: Wow. That's my confession.

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At 00:03:15,660, Character said: You make it really hard to say no.

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At 00:03:18,540, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:46,700, Character said: I didn't realize you pulled out of a
very important meeting. I'm a busy

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At 00:03:50,520, Character said: I will make it worth your while.

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At 00:04:45,400, Character said: I love you.

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At 00:05:41,840, Character said: So we're gonna make this twice a year
now, huh?

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At 00:05:53,599, Character said: You're the best text I've ever had.

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At 00:06:22,760, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:08:59,980, Character said: Yeah. Yeah.

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At 00:09:02,940, Character said: I'm ready for this c***k in my a***s.

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At 00:09:05,260, Character said: Are you? Yeah.

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At 00:09:06,660, Character said: Yes, please.

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At 00:09:08,320, Character said: You need to lick my p***y first, though.

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At 00:09:11,780, Character said: Yeah. Gladly.

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At 00:09:16,660, Character said: Come on, Christian.

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At 00:09:19,240, Character said: I want you to audit my p***y.

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At 00:09:58,790, Character said: Oh, f***k yeah.

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At 00:10:47,690, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:11:19,630, Character said: You want more of those two f***g
fingers?

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At 00:11:21,610, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:12:11,490, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:13:30,620, Character said: Yeah. Yeah.

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At 00:13:32,980, Character said: Yeah, you're the one.

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At 00:13:35,300, Character said: You're my tag.

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At 00:17:21,810, Character said: It's not f***g good.

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At 00:17:29,410, Character said: Oh god d***n.

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At 00:17:54,830, Character said: Yeah? Yeah.

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At 00:18:52,220, Character said: I love

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At 00:18:53,000, Character said: doing

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At 00:19:07,120, Character said: my taxes on you.

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At 00:19:26,030, Character said: It's all over my face. Yeah? Yeah.

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At 00:19:28,910, Character said: It's been in my a***s.

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At 00:20:40,680, Character said: G***t to come over and do it again. I'm
going to have to make up something.

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At 00:20:44,120, Character said: I've g***t to have him come back.

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At 00:20:45,720, Character said: Until next time, dear diary.

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At 00:20:48,840, Character said: Hugs, kisses, and licks.

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At 00:20:50,580, Character said: Dume.