Deauxma - Tax Account - DiaryOfAMilf Subtitles

00:00:27,470 --> 00:00:30,Dear diary, I did something really
naughty today.

00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:35,I had a lie to my tax man just to get
him over here.

00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,I told him that I was being audited.

00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:39,Such a lie.

00:00:40,350 --> 00:00:45,But I just wanted him to come over and
f***k me and f***k my a***s.

00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,I came as soon as you called. You needed
me for something?

00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,Yeah, I'm being audited again.

00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:07,Audited? Yeah.

00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:08,That's impossible.

00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,You know, we went over your taxes last
time. We had all the receipts. I did

00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:13,everything that needed to be done.

00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:14,That can't be true.

00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:18,You cannot be audited. No way. But you
know how horrible.

00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,Keeper of my receipts.

00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:23,Did you forget to give me something?

00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,Or was there something?

00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:29,It's possible, but you know, if we kind
of go over everything, maybe.

00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:32,I cannot believe there's no way.

00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:35,You cannot be on it. That can't be true.

00:01:35,690 --> 00:01:40,I mean, and by the way, well, you
couldn't just make a phone call and say

00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:44,being on it. I had to come all the way
over here. I mean, this is way out of my

00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:48,way. You know, if I have extra questions
or you needed some information, I can

00:01:48,530 --> 00:01:49,go. Here we go again.

00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,I did everything that you needed to be
done.

00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:55,Your taxes are fine. There's no way you
could be on it.

00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,and you were my tax guy. You were my go
-to.

00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:09,Did you forget to give me something?

00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,That's possible. I did forget one thing.

00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,From the last time?

00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:18,Yeah.

00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:22,Let me confess to you.

00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:25,What did you forget?

00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:26,What did we forget?

00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:31,You are great.

00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,Help me with my taxes.

00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,Right. Tax season is over.

00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,We've already done your taxes.

00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:46,I know, but there was one little thing,
little, not minor, it's

00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,pretty major for me.

00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:49,Really? What's that?

00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:54,Last time you were here and you just,
you know, you did f***k me pretty good.

00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:55,That's right.

00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,I told you, once a year, no problem.

00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,But you didn't f***k my a***s.

00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:04,No, I didn't, did I?

00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:06,No, you didn't. That's why you called me
over here?

00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,Mm -hmm. So you're not getting audited?

00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:10,No.

00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,Wow. That's my confession.

00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:18,You make it really hard to say no.

00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:19,Yeah.

00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:50,I didn't realize you pulled out of a
very important meeting. I'm a busy

00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,I will make it worth your while.

00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,I love you.

00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,So we're gonna make this twice a year
now, huh?

00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:58,You're the best text I've ever had.

00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:23,Oh.

00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,Yeah. Yeah.

00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,I'm ready for this c***k in my a***s.

00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:06,Are you? Yeah.

00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:07,Yes, please.

00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,You need to lick my p***y first, though.

00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:13,Yeah. Gladly.

00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:18,Come on, Christian.

00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,I want you to audit my p***y.

00:09:58,790 --> 00:09:59,Oh, f***k yeah.

00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,Oh, yeah.

00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:21,You want more of those two f***g
fingers?

00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:22,Yeah.

00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:14,Oh, God.

00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,Yeah. Yeah.

00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,Yeah, you're the one.

00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,You're my tag.

00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:23,It's not f***g good.

00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:33,Oh god d***n.

00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,Yeah? Yeah.

00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,I love

00:18:53,000 --> 00:19:07,doing

00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,my taxes on you.

00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:28,It's all over my face. Yeah? Yeah.

00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,It's been in my a***s.

00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,G***t to come over and do it again. I'm
going to have to make up something.

00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,I've g***t to have him come back.

00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,Until next time, dear diary.

00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,Hugs, kisses, and licks.

00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:51,Dume.