Bhoomi-2017-Esubs Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:40,690 --> 00:01:42,230 Hey... come.. come. 2 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:44,060 Shut up you b**** 3 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,350 Don't shout. 4 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,600 "Hello-Hello... 1-2-3...check." 5 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:28,560 "To my future husband, I share a few compliments..." 6 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:33,480 "To my future husband, I share a few compliments..." 7 00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:38,150 "Your groomsmen look less appealing and more like wild animals." 8 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:41,810 "What's so amazing about you?" 9 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:45,270 "You talk the talk but can you walk the walk?." 10 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,480 "Jugni's g***t an attitude..." 11 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,690 "...higher than Everest." 12 00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:03,100 "Jugni is a fashionita..." 13 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:05,520 "...and talks only in English." 14 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:09,810 "The boy's such a simpleton... like Bholenath." 15 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:14,400 "I wonder how did he dare to ask for her hand." 16 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:19,270 "I ** the bee...and you're the bud... flying here and there..." 17 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:27,900 "I ** the bee...and you're the bud... flying here and there..." 18 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:32,150 "I slapped him and he scattered like cards." 19 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:37,190 "Here I ** at your doorstep... this time there's no escape." 20 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:41,060 "With all my confidence I proposed to you on Valentines Day and said..." 21 00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:43,310 "Jugni... Jugni..." 22 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,690 "Jugni... Jugni... Jugni..." 23 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:47,810 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 24 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:50,100 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 25 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,230 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 26 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:54,480 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 27 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,730 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 28 00:03:56,810 --> 00:03:59,230 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 29 00:03:59,850 --> 00:04:03,730 "Let me tell you a secret, baby, even you said to me." 30 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,850 "Beloved, will you marry me." 31 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:08,150 "Beloved, will you marry me." 32 00:04:08,230 --> 00:04:10,270 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 33 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:12,810 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 34 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:51,810 "If you want to stay alive..." 35 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:54,400 "...don't lock horns with me." 36 00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:00,850 "I ** warning you..." 37 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:03,100 "...there will be a riot." 38 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:09,850 "If you want to stay alive..." 39 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:12,100 "...don't lock horns with me." 40 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:14,440 "I ** warning you..." 41 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,650 "...there will be a riot." 42 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:21,100 "Here I ** at your doorstep... this time there's no escape." 43 00:05:21,350 --> 00:05:24,940 "With all my confidence I Proposed to you on Valentines Day and said..." 44 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,230 "Jugni... Jugni..." 45 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:29,440 "Jugni... Jugni... Jugni..." 46 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,730 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 47 00:05:31,810 --> 00:05:33,980 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 48 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:36,150 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 49 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:38,400 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 50 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,690 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 51 00:05:40,770 --> 00:05:43,230 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 52 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:47,560 "Let me tell you a secret, baby, even I proposed..." 53 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:49,770 "Beloved, will you marry me." 54 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:52,060 "Beloved, will you marry me." 55 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:54,310 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 56 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,600 "Beloved, will you marry me." 57 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,810 "Jugni, will you marry me?" 58 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,060 "Beloved, will you marry me." 59 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:02,350 "Jugni..." 60 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:07,270 "Jugni..." 61 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,190 "Jugni..." 62 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:22,500 Bro...it's 11 pm, and Bhoomi hasn't returned yet. 63 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:28,590 Look bro,... the bride's makeup, henna... 64 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:31,590 ...plus, it's her friend's wedding. 65 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,920 All this takes time. 66 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:35,250 This isn't right. - What? 67 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:38,000 You made a large peg for yourself... 68 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:41,170 ...and a really small one for me. 69 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:42,960 This isn't right. 70 00:06:43,130 --> 00:06:45,670 This isn't... - Right. 71 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:47,500 Should I fix it? - Please do. 72 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:48,880 Come on. 73 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:50,880 Exchanging glasses... 74 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:58,710 Is this right? - Right? It's absolutely right! 75 00:06:59,090 --> 00:07:00,500 In fact, it's so right... 76 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:02,130 ...that, nothing could be more right than this. 77 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:04,420 Nothing can be more right than this. 78 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,090 Come on, Bhoomi, get down. Give me your hand. 79 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,170 Bhoomi... 80 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:10,710 I always wanted to ride a horse. 81 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,130 Only grooms ride a horse, not the bride. 82 00:07:13,710 --> 00:07:15,880 Hmm... start dancing then. 83 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,590 Why? 84 00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:19,920 It's a wedding horse... we won't move ahead until you don't dance. 85 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:21,710 Bhoomi, please. It's getting late, for the horse too. 86 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,920 Even I ** saying please... 87 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:31,340 You know... Neeraj is exactly the guy I wanted for my daughter. 88 00:07:31,670 --> 00:07:33,670 It's fantastic, and so, you must take advantage of this opportunity... 89 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:35,670 ...and get married as well. 90 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:43,170 You see... I've seen this really beautiful 40-45-year-old young woman for you. 91 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:45,590 She's so gorgeous. 92 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,750 Beauty spot on her forehead. Another on her cheeks. 93 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,750 And one on her lips... Even on her neck. 94 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,500 Stop it, man... 95 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:55,630 What ** I going to do with all those beauty spots? 96 00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:57,590 Here...there... 97 00:07:57,670 --> 00:08:00,500 I know you're really happy on the inside. 98 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:03,590 Stop here, mister. 99 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,420 Listen, where are you taking me for our honeymoon? 100 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,000 Bangladesh. 101 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:10,920 Just joking... I haven't thought about it. 102 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,630 But mom's suggested that we must visit Vaishnodevi (Pilgrimage)! 103 00:08:14,050 --> 00:08:15,300 Wow! 104 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:17,340 Glory to Goddess! - Glory to Goddess! 105 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:18,340 Shall we... 106 00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:22,840 Good... Thank you, brother. 107 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,000 Look... 108 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,420 Al-Kaida.... 109 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:28,960 Your sister-in-law Alka... 110 00:08:29,210 --> 00:08:31,800 She's more like Al-Qaida than she's my wife. 111 00:08:32,130 --> 00:08:34,920 She's the reason I became an Al-coholic. 112 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,050 Hello... Bless you... 113 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:41,050 No-no...I ** not drunk at all. 114 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:46,250 In fact, I'm showing two Japanese's around Taj Mahal. 115 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:49,630 At night? Is it night already? 116 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,590 You see, the tourists enjoy better at night... 117 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,300 I'll be right there. 118 00:08:56,380 --> 00:08:57,590 Come on, man...cheers. 119 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:07,250 Yeah... 120 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:10,880 She saw us drinking alcohol. 121 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:15,170 Mister, she saw you, my back was turned towards her. 122 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,460 I ** leaving. 123 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:18,300 Cheers. 124 00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:25,750 Speed breaker inside the house! 125 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:28,500 Where are you going? 126 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:31,960 I came from there.... 127 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:34,550 Then how ** I going this way? 128 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,630 It's a mirror. - Mirror? 129 00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:42,880 But, when I came inside there was a door here. 130 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,170 The door's that way. 131 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,550 The wind must have pushed it there. 132 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:48,550 What's going to happen to this country? 133 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:50,630 People are always making such a difference. 134 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:54,630 But, I ** the only guy who has made no difference... 135 00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:55,550 Bravo... 136 00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:56,920 Jai Hind! - Jai Hind! 137 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:06,920 Sweetu... 138 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,500 You exercise in the morning...and drink at night. 139 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:11,130 Very good 140 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:17,800 Look... 141 00:10:18,670 --> 00:10:22,250 If I drink in the morning... and exercise at night... 142 00:10:22,630 --> 00:10:24,880 ...then, that wouldn't be right either. 143 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:29,500 Look...I cooked food for you. 144 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,500 With my own hands. 145 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:34,250 Why did you? I ** not hungry anyway. 146 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,000 But I ** hungry. - Then eat it. 147 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,960 Have I ever eaten without feeding you first? 148 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:45,460 You should now....