Bhoomi-2017-Esubs Subtitles

00:01:40,690 --> 00:01:42,Hey... come.. come.

00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:44,Shut up you b****

00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,Don't shout.

00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,"Hello-Hello... 1-2-3...check."

00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:28,"To my future husband,
I share a few compliments..."

00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:33,"To my future husband,
I share a few compliments..."

00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:38,"Your groomsmen look less appealing
and more like wild animals."

00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:41,"What's so amazing about you?"

00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:45,"You talk the talk but
can you walk the walk?."

00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,"Jugni's g***t an attitude..."

00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,"...higher than Everest."

00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:03,"Jugni is a fashionita..."

00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:05,"...and talks only in English."

00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:09,"The boy's such a simpleton...
like Bholenath."

00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:14,"I wonder how did he
dare to ask for her hand."

00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:19,"I ** the bee...and you're the bud...
flying here and there..."

00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:27,"I ** the bee...and you're the bud...
flying here and there..."

00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:32,"I slapped him and
he scattered like cards."

00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:37,"Here I ** at your doorstep...
this time there's no escape."

00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:41,"With all my confidence I proposed
to you on Valentines Day and said..."

00:03:41,150 --> 00:03:43,"Jugni... Jugni..."

00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,"Jugni... Jugni... Jugni..."

00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:47,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:50,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:54,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:03:56,810 --> 00:03:59,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:03:59,850 --> 00:04:03,"Let me tell you a secret,
baby, even you said to me."

00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,"Beloved, will you marry me."

00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:08,"Beloved, will you marry me."

00:04:08,230 --> 00:04:10,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:12,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:51,"If you want to stay alive..."

00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:54,"...don't lock horns with me."

00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:00,"I ** warning you..."

00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:03,"...there will be a riot."

00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:09,"If you want to stay alive..."

00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:12,"...don't lock horns with me."

00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:14,"I ** warning you..."

00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,"...there will be a riot."

00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:21,"Here I ** at your doorstep...
this time there's no escape."

00:05:21,350 --> 00:05:24,"With all my confidence I Proposed
to you on Valentines Day and said..."

00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,"Jugni... Jugni..."

00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:29,"Jugni... Jugni... Jugni..."

00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:05:31,810 --> 00:05:33,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:36,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:38,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:05:40,770 --> 00:05:43,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:47,"Let me tell you a secret,
baby, even I proposed..."

00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:49,"Beloved, will you marry me."

00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:52,"Beloved, will you marry me."

00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:54,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,"Beloved, will you marry me."

00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,"Jugni, will you marry me?"

00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,"Beloved, will you marry me."

00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:02,"Jugni..."

00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:07,"Jugni..."

00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,"Jugni..."

00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:22,Bro...it's 11 pm,
and Bhoomi hasn't returned yet.

00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:28,Look bro,...
the bride's makeup, henna...

00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:31,...plus, it's her friend's wedding.

00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,All this takes time.

00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:35,This isn't right.
- What?

00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:38,You made a large peg for yourself...

00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:41,...and a really small one for me.

00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:42,This isn't right.

00:06:43,130 --> 00:06:45,This isn't...
- Right.

00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:47,Should I fix it?
- Please do.

00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:48,Come on.

00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:50,Exchanging glasses...

00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:58,Is this right?
- Right? It's absolutely right!

00:06:59,090 --> 00:07:00,In fact, it's so right...

00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:02,...that, nothing could
be more right than this.

00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:04,Nothing can be more right than this.

00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,Come on, Bhoomi, get down.
Give me your hand.

00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,Bhoomi...

00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:10,I always wanted to ride a horse.

00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,Only grooms ride a horse,
not the bride.

00:07:13,710 --> 00:07:15,Hmm... start dancing then.

00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,Why?

00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:19,It's a wedding horse... we won't
move ahead until you don't dance.

00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:21,Bhoomi, please.
It's getting late, for the horse too.

00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,Even I ** saying please...

00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:31,You know... Neeraj is exactly
the guy I wanted for my daughter.

00:07:31,670 --> 00:07:33,It's fantastic, and so, you must take
advantage of this opportunity...

00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:35,...and get married as well.

00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:43,You see... I've seen this really beautiful
40-45-year-old young woman for you.

00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:45,She's so gorgeous.

00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,Beauty spot on her forehead.
Another on her cheeks.

00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,And one on her lips...
Even on her neck.

00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,Stop it, man...

00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:55,What ** I going to
do with all those beauty spots?

00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:57,Here...there...

00:07:57,670 --> 00:08:00,I know you're
really happy on the inside.

00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:03,Stop here, mister.

00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,Listen, where are you
taking me for our honeymoon?

00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,Bangladesh.

00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:10,Just joking... I haven't
thought about it.

00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,But mom's suggested that we
must visit Vaishnodevi (Pilgrimage)!

00:08:14,050 --> 00:08:15,Wow!

00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:17,Glory to Goddess!
- Glory to Goddess!

00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:18,Shall we...

00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:22,Good... Thank you, brother.

00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,Look...

00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,Al-Kaida....

00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:28,Your sister-in-law Alka...

00:08:29,210 --> 00:08:31,She's more like Al-Qaida
than she's my wife.

00:08:32,130 --> 00:08:34,She's the reason
I became an Al-coholic.

00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,Hello...
Bless you...

00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:41,No-no...I ** not drunk at all.

00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:46,In fact, I'm showing two
Japanese's around Taj Mahal.

00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:49,At night? Is it night already?

00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,You see, the tourists
enjoy better at night...

00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,I'll be right there.

00:08:56,380 --> 00:08:57,Come on, man...cheers.

00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:07,Yeah...

00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:10,She saw us drinking alcohol.

00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:15,Mister, she saw you,
my back was turned towards her.

00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,I ** leaving.

00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:18,Cheers.

00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:25,Speed breaker inside the house!

00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:28,Where are you going?

00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:31,I came from there....

00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:34,Then how ** I going this way?

00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,It's a mirror.
- Mirror?

00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:42,But, when I came inside
there was a door here.

00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,The door's that way.

00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,The wind must have pushed it there.

00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:48,What's going to happen
to this country?

00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:50,People are always
making such a difference.

00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:54,But, I ** the only guy
who has made no difference...

00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:55,Bravo...

00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:56,Jai Hind!
- Jai Hind!

00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:06,Sweetu...

00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,You exercise in the
morning...and drink at night.

00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:11,Very good

00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:17,Look...

00:10:18,670 --> 00:10:22,If I drink in the morning...
and exercise at night...

00:10:22,630 --> 00:10:24,...then,
that wouldn't be right either.

00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:29,Look...I cooked food for you.

00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,With my own hands.

00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:34,Why did you? I ** not hungry anyway.

00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,But I ** hungry.
- Then eat it.

00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,Have I ever eaten without
feeding you first?

00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:45,You should now....