Watch S***x Pot - Free Movies (2009) Subtitles

At 00:00:10,476, Character said: ♪

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At 00:00:57,724, Character said: - You're talking to
yourself again, wiener.

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At 00:00:59,726, Character said: - Huh?

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At 00:01:01,427, Character said: - God, you're such a perv.

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At 00:01:03,396, Character said: - Me, me, me, me, me.

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At 00:01:05,632, Character said: (upbeat music)

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At 00:01:56,649, Character said: - [Voiceover] We need
to stop at the bank,

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At 00:01:57,750, Character said: I want money for the weekend.

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At 00:01:59,452, Character said: - [Voiceover] We
are not stopping.

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At 00:02:01,054, Character said: There are plenty of banks
near your sisters house

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At 00:02:02,655, Character said: in Santa Barbara.

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At 00:02:07,627, Character said: Well, this is the address.

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At 00:02:10,096, Character said: So where's the
fuckin' apartment?

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At 00:02:11,597, Character said: - Bob, watch your language
in front of the kids.

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At 00:02:14,300, Character said: - Oh, it smells
like a fart in here.

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At 00:02:16,602, Character said: Why couldn't you
drop me off first?

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At 00:02:18,438, Character said: - Ellen, honey, why don't
we stop by the grocery store

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At 00:02:21,174, Character said: and get some food for you
to take over to Debbie's?

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At 00:02:23,242, Character said: - Debbie's mom's gonna
have food, Sharon.

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At 00:02:25,178, Character said: - Anyway, food is gross.

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At 00:02:26,713, Character said: I'm trying to lose weight.

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At 00:02:28,381, Character said: - What about you Joshua?

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At 00:02:30,249, Character said: Joshua?

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At 00:02:31,451, Character said: - He only answers to
Spanky now, remember?

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At 00:02:33,319, Character said: - And why is that?

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At 00:02:34,520, Character said: - Because he's never had s***x
and he spanks his meat all day.

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At 00:02:36,756, Character said: - Shut up!

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At 00:02:38,091, Character said: - My God, Ellen, really.

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At 00:02:40,093, Character said: - There's a million
diseases out there, sweetie.

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At 00:02:41,761, Character said: Josh is just trying
to be careful.

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At 00:02:43,496, Character said: Isn't that right Josh?
- Duh, yeah.

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At 00:02:45,264, Character said: (pounding and knocking on car)

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At 00:02:47,333, Character said: - It's Mert!

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At 00:02:52,105, Character said: (both sniffing)

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At 00:02:57,276, Character said: - Hey, Mrs. Green,
hey Mr. Green.

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At 00:02:59,145, Character said: - Mert.

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At 00:03:00,146, Character said: - Hey El.
- Hey, loser.

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At 00:03:00,880, Character said: - Ellen, you be nice.

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At 00:03:02,849, Character said: Mert, where is your brother?

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At 00:03:03,816, Character said: I want to talk to him
before we leave Joshua.

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At 00:03:05,785, Character said: - Sorry, Johnny's upstairs
taking a shower, but he wanted

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At 00:03:08,388, Character said: me to tell you that we'll
definitely be under his adult

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At 00:03:10,723, Character said: supervision all night.

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At 00:03:12,625, Character said: - Good enough for
me, let's get going.

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At 00:03:14,727, Character said: - Yeah, you know you're
cooler than mom, right?

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At 00:03:17,563, Character said: - Yeah, don't push it, kid.

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At 00:03:19,732, Character said: Here, 10:00 ** sharp tomorrow.

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At 00:03:27,306, Character said: - Oh, tell aunt Helen I'm
so sorry about her head.

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At 00:03:31,177, Character said: - Bye sweetie.
- See you, losers.

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At 00:03:32,578, Character said: - [All] Bye!

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At 00:03:33,579, Character said: - Let's drop Ellen off
and get the f***k out--

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At 00:03:35,314, Character said: - So your brothers
not home, is he?

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At 00:03:37,517, Character said: - No f***g way, man.

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At 00:03:38,651, Character said: We g***t the house
to ourselves, man.

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At 00:03:40,520, Character said: And I've g***t the p***n.

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At 00:03:44,190, Character said: (both grunting)
(upbeat music)

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At 00:03:47,226, Character said: - This is gonna be awesome!

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At 00:03:54,767, Character said: Oh, dude, who lives here?

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At 00:03:57,737, Character said: - Oh that's Cindy and June, man.

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At 00:03:59,839, Character said: They're f***g hot!

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At 00:04:01,641, Character said: Check it out, you can
look through the keyhole.

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At 00:04:03,309, Character said: - Really?
- Yeah, look.

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At 00:04:07,213, Character said: - Alright what are we having?
- Nice.

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At 00:04:09,916, Character said: - Oh yeah.
- Hot, I like that.

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At 00:04:13,619, Character said: - We should try to
f***k them tonight, man.

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At 00:04:15,588, Character said: - Yeah, right.
- No seriously, man.

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At 00:04:17,757, Character said: It's about time you g***t laid!

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At 00:04:20,393, Character said: - I've almost been
laid, that one time.

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At 00:04:22,595, Character said: - When?

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At 00:04:23,529, Character said: - With Casey Summerling
at camp, I told you.

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At 00:04:25,731, Character said: - Dude, that was
like four years ago.

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At 00:04:27,967, Character said: - So?

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At 00:04:29,235, Character said: - So, did you
spooge in her googe?

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At 00:04:31,537, Character said: - Not really.
- What, in her mouth?

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At 00:04:33,840, Character said: Between her t***s, in her a***s?

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At 00:04:34,974, Character said: - No, I didn't, but she
taught me how to do this 69

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At 00:04:38,478, Character said: style kiss.

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At 00:04:39,912, Character said: - Dude, 69, man?

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At 00:04:41,848, Character said: That's pretty much
second base, lame-o.

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At 00:04:43,816, Character said: That doesn't even count.
- It so does count.

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At 00:04:45,718, Character said: - Okay, did you o***m?
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:48,821, Character said: - While she was in the room?

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At 00:04:52,291, Character said: - No.
- Okay.

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At 00:04:53,559, Character said: Well then you, my
friend, have not had s***x.

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At 00:04:56,696, Character said: - I'm just gonna get
dressed, here, on the couch.

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At 00:05:01,501, Character said: - Come on.

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At 00:05:05,471, Character said: Welcome to the pleasure dome.
- Sick.

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At 00:05:08,474, Character said: - Take a seat.

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At 00:05:11,377, Character said: And now for the p***n.

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At 00:05:15,815, Character said: - I want to f***k you so bad.

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At 00:05:20,853, Character said: Just call me and
I'll be right over.

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At 00:05:23,789, Character said: - What is this, a 1-900 add?

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At 00:05:26,492, Character said: - No, it's Johnny's
ex-girlfriend, Pinky.

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At 00:05:29,929, Character said: - [Voiceover] Don't you miss me?

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At 00:05:31,097, Character said: - She's such a freak, man.
- [Voiceover] I miss you.

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At 00:05:32,698, Character said: - There's a whole box
of these in the closet.

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At 00:05:34,901, Character said: She must've sent one, like,
every day while they were

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At 00:05:37,436, Character said: breaking up.

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At 00:05:38,838, Character said: - Please, Johnny!

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At 00:05:41,340, Character said: ♪ I've g***t something
special for you ♪

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At 00:05:45,511, Character said: - This chick giving
you a boner yet?

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At 00:05:46,946, Character said: - Nope.
- Yeah, me neither.

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At 00:05:49,415, Character said: Let's go check the fridge.

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At 00:05:58,457, Character said: - Awesome!

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At 00:05:59,792, Character said: This is the best
refrigerator ever.

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At 00:06:01,894, Character said: - Fuckin' A.

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At 00:06:04,030, Character said: Fuckin' A, right man?
- Okay.

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At 00:06:09,502, Character said: (both laughing)

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At 00:06:12,605, Character said: (both gulping)

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At 00:06:21,013, Character said: (belching)

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At 00:06:22,748, Character said: - Oh yeah, s***t man,
I almost forgot!

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At 00:06:25,351, Character said: Look what I found in the trash!

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At 00:06:27,820, Character said: - Oh.

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At 00:06:31,591, Character said: (upbeat music)

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At 00:07:01,087, Character said: - Shwag.
- Yeah, I know.

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At 00:07:03,389, Character said: My brother smokes s***t.

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At 00:07:06,926, Character said: (coughing)

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At 00:07:09,829, Character said: (both humming a tune)

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At 00:07:26,078, Character said: Alright, good one, are
you ready for my plan?

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At 00:07:28,381, Character said: - What's your plan?

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At 00:07:29,682, Character said: - We're gonna go out
onto the fire escape

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At 00:07:33,386, Character said: and we're gonna look through
the window at those two chicks.

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At 00:07:36,822, Character said: - Stop looking at women
through windows, Spanky.

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At 00:07:39,659, Character said: Look at me!

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At 00:07:40,893, Character said: I'm all you need.

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At 00:07:48,768, Character said: - Come on, man!

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At 00:07:50,536, Character said: They were just taking their
clothes off a few minutes ago.

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At 00:07:52,838, Character said: They gotta be n***d by now.

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At 00:07:54,707, Character said: - You know looking through
some window at girls

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At 00:07:56,709, Character said: is totally illegal.

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At 00:07:58,077, Character said: Not to mention just
a tad bit creepy.

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At 00:08:02,548, Character said: - No wonder you've never
gotten laid, you're gay!

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At 00:08:05,151, Character said: - I ** not gay.

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At 00:08:06,585, Character said: - You are so gay,
you even sound gay.

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At 00:08:09,622, Character said: - What, I don't gay!

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At 00:08:11,424, Character said: - You sound like Harvey
Milk doing a gay p***o.

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At 00:08:13,659, Character said: - F***k you!

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At 00:08:15,161, Character said: You're just pissed because I'm
not a Peeping Tom like you.

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At 00:08:18,097, Character said: - Every guys is a Peeping
Tom, unless they're gay.

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At 00:08:21,834, Character said: - Alright, I'll go out on the
f***g fire escape with you.

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