The Minion (1998) Subtitles

00:00:01,180 --> 00:00:03,And this is WKBR with the Big Apple

00:00:03,460 --> 00:00:06,weather Break for December
22nd, 1999.

00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,Sorry, folks,
not much of a break at all.

00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:11,The outlook is extremely warm
with scattered pockets

00:00:11,580 --> 00:00:14,of precipitation, no chance of
a white Christmas this year.

00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:17,It's the warmest ever recorded
in New York City.

00:00:17,700 --> 00:00:21,The temperature right now in
Central Park is 76 degrees,

00:00:21,150 --> 00:00:23,and I personally know a whole
bunch of folks who'll be

00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:26,singing carols on the beach
at Coney Island, imagine that.

00:00:26,770 --> 00:00:28,Many ecologists are attributing
the weather

00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,to the greenhouse effect.

00:00:30,270 --> 00:00:33,Record highs have also been
recorded in Stockholm, Moscow,

00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:37,London, Beijing, and Tokyo,
with a number of tropical storm

00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:39,fronts developing in patterns
unheard of

00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,for this time of year.

00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,No, I don't have a problem,
you're my problem.

00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:59,Merry Christmas.
Go easy on the stuffing, eh?

00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,Let me tell you something,
if I didn't have you,

00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:03,I wouldn't have any problems
at all.

00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:07,Speaking of problems,
look at this mess, eh?

00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:09,Oh, man.

00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:10,See, eh?

00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,See, what did I tell you?

00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:16,These water mains, they're antiquated!

00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:18,Yeah, yeah.
There.

00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:20,It was bound to happen eventually.

00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,Just fix it, Giannelli.

00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,It's Niagara Falls here it's
pushing me way behind schedule.

00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:28,Pushing you behind schedule,
well what about me?

00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:48,Friggin' knees.

00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,Jesus.

00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:52,Are you okay?

00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:55,That's it.

00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:56,That is it!

00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,I'm callin' the union, man.

00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:03,Unsafe working conditions.

00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:06,Come on, hold.

00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:13,What is this?

00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:18,Just watch your step.

00:03:18,930 --> 00:03:21,What is all this stuff?
I don't know.

00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:24,Some kind of, uh, kind
of Indian burial ground?

00:03:26,410 --> 00:03:27,I don't know.

00:03:29,270 --> 00:03:30,Hey.

00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,We g***t an archeologist on
call for this sort of thing.

00:03:34,950 --> 00:03:36,Wait, wait, wait!

00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:37,Wait.

00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:41,You mean that hellcat Goodleaf.

00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:41,Hey, look.

00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:47,You call her, before you
can say "finders keepers,"

00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:51,any valuables we find down
here are gone,

00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,rotting in some museum, huh?

00:03:55,390 --> 00:03:57,I don't know, man.

00:03:57,110 --> 00:03:58,Karen ain't so bad.

00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:02,I kinda like her.

00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:03,Hey.

00:04:04,270 --> 00:04:07,Think of this as like
a Christmas bonus, huh?

00:04:07,850 --> 00:04:09,I don't know.

00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:10,Huh?

00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:14,Yeah, okay.

00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,Whoa.

00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,It goes on forever.

00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:27,It looks like nobody's
been here for years.

00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:29,It sure is creepy down here.

00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:33,Creepy doesn't quite cover it.

00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:38,Oh my god.

00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,Giannelli.

00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,Giannelli.
What?

00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:49,Get some help down here, now.

00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:59,This is worldwide news,
Philip Preston reporting.

00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,As we fade into the millennium's
final Christmas,

00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,it appears the message of
peace has not been heard

00:05:04,420 --> 00:05:06,in many corners of the globe.

00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:08,More on the world's hotspots
in a moment, but first

00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:11,we go to Rachel Savage at our
New York affiliate for that

00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:14,special report on an unusual
archeological discovery.

00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:16,Rachel?
Thank you, Phil.

00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:18,Well, members of the press
have not been allowed

00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:21,in the tunnel as yet due to
city regulations.

00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:24,The municipal archeologist
Dr. Karen Goodleaf

00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:28,must examine and secure the
site before any civilians

00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:31,will be allowed on the premises,
but I have to tell you,

00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,Phil, that there have been
wild rumors flying around

00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:37,about the nature of the
archeological find.

00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,You'd assume that we would be
talking about a

00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,Native-American Indian burial site,

00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:44,considering the history of
New York City,

00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:46,but Six O'Clock Eye Witness
News actually spoke to one

00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:50,of two workers who literally
fell into the chamber

00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,and he swears, and again this
had not been confirmed,

00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:56,that what he saw was a skeleton,
armed with a large sword

00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,and wearing some sort of
garment with big red cross

00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,emblazoned across the chest.

00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:05,Some of the artifacts the
same worked described sound

00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:08,uniquely non-Indian and more
Christian in their nature.

00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,Like something you would expect
to find in an excavation

00:06:11,290 --> 00:06:12,near the Holy Land.

00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:16,Again, and it could be just a rumor,
we have heard

00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:20,reports that the site may be
more than 1,000-years-old.

00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:23,These findings could mean that
there is finally evidence

00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:27,that someone before Christopher
Columbus discovered America.

00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:29,Well that's all for now,
back to you, Phil.

00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:31,Thank you, Rachel,
in other news the ongo..

00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:33,Forgive me, Master Gregor.

00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:36,I did not expect anyone
would be up so early.

00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:37,Wake Lukas and get him on

00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:39,the next plane to New York.

00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:18,Merry Christmas.

00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:20,See you later.

00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:30,Some evidence of an Iroquoian presence.

00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:32,Over there.

00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:35,But this site is too elaborate.

00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,My guess is that there's
a good deal of influence

00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,from the Adena culture, which
disappeared around 200 AD.

00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:44,Dante.

00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:53,But the shards indicate
a more recent occupation.

00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:57,I'm holding a specimen which
appears to depict a windigo,

00:07:57,490 --> 00:08:00,a mother of all monsters.

00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:03,But that wasn't part
of the Adena mythology,

00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,it was Algonquin,

00:08:05,170 --> 00:08:09,and they peopled this area as
late as the Dutch colonists.

00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:10,Okay.

00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,This site was used by a
succession of nations, it seems,

00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:19,and I think it's more
than a burial chamber.

00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:23,The antechamber gives way to
the usual main tomb, and...

00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:27,My god.

00:08:28,770 --> 00:08:30,Doctor, are you okay?

00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,This is not Iroquoian.

00:08:34,820 --> 00:08:36,It's not even continental.

00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:03,It can't be.

00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:04,It's impossible.

00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:10,The writing.

00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,Seventh, possibly even sixth
century AD.

00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:22,This is, I think it's
Hibernian Celt.

00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:26,That doesn't sound like any
Indian tribe I've heard of.

00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,It's not.

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