Brickleberry 2 Weeks Notice 1 -it00nz S01E02 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: Subs created by: David Coleman.

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At 00:00:02,063, Character said: Okay, boys, we've g***t a really large
group today, so please stay together.

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At 00:00:07,034, Character said: Oh, Steve, thank goodness.

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At 00:00:08,570, Character said: I need you to help me lead these
kids down The Rock Eagle Trail.

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At 00:00:11,072, Character said: I'm having a hard time
keeping up with them myself.

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At 00:00:13,140, Character said: I wish that I could, but I'm busy.

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At 00:00:15,009, Character said: Doing what?

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At 00:00:16,043, Character said: Updating my status.

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At 00:00:17,778, Character said: "Had a hot dog for lunch.

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At 00:00:19,647, Character said: Any spicy mustard fans out there?"

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At 00:00:22,417, Character said: Uh... Lucas, no!

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At 00:00:25,420, Character said: Stay with the group.

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At 00:00:27,788, Character said: Come on, Steve, I really
need some help here.

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At 00:00:30,225, Character said: This light is perfect.

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At 00:00:31,659, Character said: And, I need a new profile photo.

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At 00:00:33,595, Character said: Here, take it for me.

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At 00:00:34,629, Character said: [Rattling]

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At 00:00:37,565, Character said: [Exhales heavily]

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At 00:00:38,574, Character said: Please stay with the group.

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At 00:00:40,268, Character said: [Camera clicks]

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At 00:00:41,153, Character said: Loving my hair today.

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At 00:00:42,604, Character said: Ugh. Steve, do you ever think
about anybody but yourself?

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At 00:00:45,806, Character said: You are the most self-centered
man on the planet.

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At 00:00:48,075, Character said: Go on. What else about Steve
do you find fascinating?

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At 00:00:51,812, Character said: Ugh. Not only do I not
find you fascinating,

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At 00:00:54,616, Character said: but I doubt there is a single
woman alive that would.

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At 00:00:57,017, Character said: For your information, Denzel and I
are doing speed dating tonight.

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At 00:01:01,389, Character said: - I bet I'll score.
- There is no way that you're...

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At 00:01:04,091, Character said: Oh, God!

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At 00:01:05,192, Character said: Come on, kids. Up into the ferris wheel.

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At 00:01:07,995, Character said: There's room for everybody.

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At 00:01:10,399, Character said: Hey! It happened to me, and
I turned out all right.

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At 00:01:14,101, Character said: [Honks bicycle horn]

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At 00:01:15,202, Character said: [Jaunty music]

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At 00:01:18,876, Character said: [Screams]

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At 00:01:19,874, Character said: Brickleberry...

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At 00:01:26,648, Character said: So the North Koreans grabbed me,
and smuggled me across the border.

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At 00:01:29,751, Character said: I had to spend nine months
in a hard labor camp,

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At 00:01:31,886, Character said: while former President
Carter negotiated my...

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At 00:01:33,588, Character said: I'm sorry, did you say something?

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At 00:01:34,622, Character said: I was just making a list of people
who could play me in a movie.

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At 00:01:41,862, Character said: So...

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At 00:01:43,564, Character said: Are we gonna get it on, or what?

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At 00:01:46,267, Character said: [Whispering] Denzel.
What's with these women?

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At 00:01:48,636, Character said: Man, you the problem.
You don't listen to 'em.

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At 00:01:51,172, Character said: Now, you know me.
I like my women like spoiled milk...

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At 00:01:54,074, Character said: White, and past the expiration date.

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At 00:01:55,876, Character said: Watch and learn.

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At 00:01:57,211, Character said: So he calls and he says,
"grandma, I g***t accepted."

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At 00:02:00,981, Character said: Oh, my goodness, you're
telling me your grandson

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At 00:02:03,451, Character said: g***t into Tulane on a full scholarship?

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At 00:02:05,853, Character said: Mazel tov.

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At 00:02:07,054, Character said: Now, how about we go back to your place
and knock the dust off that poontang?

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At 00:02:09,890, Character said: Ooh! Thought you'd never ask.

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At 00:02:12,694, Character said: It's just like Shakespeare said...

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At 00:02:14,329, Character said: "If you yak about you,
your sack will turn blue.

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At 00:02:16,931, Character said: But if you watch and listen,
her crotch will glisten."

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At 00:02:19,834, Character said: - William Shakespeare said that?
- Who?

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At 00:02:22,093, Character said: Nah. My boy Jamarcus Shakespeare.

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At 00:02:23,889, Character said: Ran a chop shop in Detroit.

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At 00:02:25,206, Character said: Brother pulled more hos
than a Fire Department.

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At 00:02:28,776, Character said: Ethel and Denzel don't know
what they're talking about.

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At 00:02:31,178, Character said: I'm not self-centered. ** I?

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At 00:02:33,715, Character said: No. Don't even say that.

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At 00:02:35,783, Character said: You're amazing!

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At 00:02:37,115, Character said: Thank you. Finally, someone who
makes a little sense around here.

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At 00:02:41,188, Character said: I appreciate how amazing you are.

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At 00:02:43,791, Character said: Why don't you tell me everything
there is to know about you?

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At 00:02:47,294, Character said: Me? My favorite subject.

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At 00:02:49,764, Character said: My earliest memory was being the
fastest sperm in the balls.

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At 00:02:54,875, Character said: Mmm. Nyum, nyum, nyum, nyum.

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At 00:02:57,605, Character said: Mmm, nyum, yum, yum, yum.

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At 00:02:59,674, Character said: Well, if it ain't the house bear.

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At 00:03:01,743, Character said: Where you going, you spoiled little p***y?

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At 00:03:03,845, Character said: Inside, where I live.

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At 00:03:05,380, Character said: You guys have fun digging
through the garbage, though.

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At 00:03:07,592, Character said: Ooh, I forgot, we put rocks on the lids.
Tough break, guys.

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At 00:03:10,351, Character said: - Yo, gimme those.
- Hey, those are mine!

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At 00:03:13,621, Character said: [Grunting]

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At 00:03:15,890, Character said: Okay, okay, you win.

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At 00:03:17,525, Character said: Tell you what.

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At 00:03:18,659, Character said: I'll bring you some food from
inside, just wait right here.

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At 00:03:23,197, Character said: Malloy, what are you doing?

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At 00:03:25,500, Character said: Getting a gun.

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At 00:03:26,737, Character said: What have I told you about guns?

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At 00:03:28,953, Character said: To scratch the serial number
off before you murder someone.

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At 00:03:31,672, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:32,735, Character said: Only rangers can carry guns
inside of a National Park.

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At 00:03:35,964, Character said: That rule s***s.

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At 00:03:37,259, Character said: I just need to command a
little respect around here.

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At 00:03:40,402, Character said: Trust me, I don't need
a gun to get respect.

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At 00:03:42,983, Character said: What's up, you fat old mother...

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At 00:03:44,513, Character said: Handsome, strong...

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At 00:03:46,019, Character said: Stupid, ignorant-a***s...

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At 00:03:47,769, Character said: All-around nice guy.

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At 00:03:49,003, Character said: All right, maybe you've g***t a point.

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At 00:03:52,506, Character said: So then, we get to her place
and start going at it.

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At 00:03:54,576, Character said: Everything is getting hot and heavy.

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At 00:03:56,644, Character said: She smells like menthol
rubs and female excitement,

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At 00:03:59,506, Character said: when all of a sudden the parlor door opens.

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At 00:04:01,916, Character said: - [Exasperated] Mom...
- You g***t a mom?

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At 00:04:03,785, Character said: You go to your room at once, young lady!

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At 00:04:06,788, Character said: C***k blocked by a 90-year-old.
Ain't that some s***t?

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At 00:04:09,423, Character said: I ** really sorry I asked about that.

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At 00:04:11,525, Character said: [Laughs triumphantly]

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At 00:04:12,565, Character said: Yeah!

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At 00:04:13,581, Character said: I will have you know that
my self-centered a***s

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At 00:04:16,197, Character said: just scored with the hottest,
sexiest woman in the whole world!

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At 00:04:21,069, Character said: I don't believe it.

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At 00:04:22,171, Character said: And, she only wanted to talk about me.

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At 00:04:24,305, Character said: She didn't waste my time talking about her.

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At 00:04:26,574, Character said: Oh, yeah, and we had the
wildest s***x you could imagine.

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At 00:04:29,443, Character said: It wasn't until it was all over that she
finally asked for something for herself.

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At 00:04:33,648, Character said: - What was that?
- Five hundred dollars.

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At 00:04:35,950, Character said: I'm assuming it was for cab fare.

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At 00:04:37,451, Character said: And I'm assuming the cab had to
take her to a different state.

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At 00:04:39,887, Character said: I'm assuming, Mexico.

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At 00:04:41,188, Character said: Steve, I think that woman was a...

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At 00:04:43,571, Character said: How should I put this?

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At 00:04:44,659, Character said: That bitch was a ho!

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At 00:04:45,927, Character said: Don't talk about Lady Tanqueray like that!

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At 00:04:48,096, Character said: Besides, if she was a prostitute,
why didn't I wear a condom?

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At 00:04:53,691, Character said: Right?

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At 00:04:56,870, Character said: Steve, how many times have I warned you
about taking part in high-risk behaviors?

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At 00:05:00,842, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:05:02,043, Character said: Someone just left this laying here?

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At 00:05:03,911, Character said: Well, it is cold and flu season.

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At 00:05:06,714, Character said: Is that corned beef?

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At 00:05:08,182, Character said: I'll give you three bucks
for a b***e of that.

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At 00:05:10,184, Character said: Who wants to become blood brothers?

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At 00:05:12,654, Character said: All of you? Okay!

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At 00:05:14,555, Character said: Frankly, it's a...