Green.Street.Hooligans.2005_pl Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,778 I know I ** I'm sure I ** 2 00:00:38,949 --> 00:00:42,077 I'm West Ham till I die 3 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:49,085 Go on, bruv. Go on, bruv. 4 00:00:55,198 --> 00:00:56,426 F***k me. 5 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:58,567 If I knew we was going to a bar mitzvah... 6 00:00:58,735 --> 00:01:01,431 ...I would have brought me f***g skullcap. 7 00:01:01,605 --> 00:01:03,539 Mate, Tottenham's due north. 8 00:01:03,707 --> 00:01:06,767 Are you lost? Or just f***g stupid? 9 00:01:07,144 --> 00:01:09,544 - Still a stand-up comedian, eh, Dunham? - Oh, shut up. 10 00:01:09,713 --> 00:01:11,943 All right, mate. You know, back when the Major... 11 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:14,447 ...was doing your job, he wasn't nearly so chatty. 12 00:01:14,618 --> 00:01:17,712 Probably because he wasn't quite so nervous either. 13 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:21,253 Yeah, the Major always preferred a scrap to your yammer. 14 00:01:21,425 --> 00:01:23,655 - What's all that? What is that? - Yammer? 15 00:01:23,994 --> 00:01:25,256 - You reckon? - Yeah. 16 00:01:25,429 --> 00:01:28,762 Mate, I think you should get on the next train and f***k off out of here. 17 00:01:29,733 --> 00:01:31,064 Before something bad happens. 18 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:35,800 Maybe we'll be interested to see exactly what that is. 19 00:01:36,006 --> 00:01:38,474 You're not exactly top-flight mob these days, are you? 20 00:01:38,642 --> 00:01:40,610 Hey? More like a two-bob mob. 21 00:01:41,778 --> 00:01:44,679 See? Now that's just plain rude. 22 00:01:44,848 --> 00:01:48,409 But, hey, if you fancy it, who are we to let you down? 23 00:01:54,091 --> 00:01:55,888 You f***g c***t. You. 24 00:03:12,836 --> 00:03:14,633 Let's go. 25 00:03:16,373 --> 00:03:18,705 I'm telling you, you don't need Lewis. 26 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:23,403 No, I know-- Look, I will trade you Keyshawn and Maddox for Lewis. 27 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:25,912 - Maddox? - And I'm gonna be losing out on this deal. 28 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:28,108 Because Keyshawn, he's back with the-- 29 00:03:28,285 --> 00:03:30,776 He's back with the old coach. He's back with Parcells. 30 00:03:30,954 --> 00:03:36,586 And they are gonna be an unstoppable team. You know that. I know that. 31 00:03:38,662 --> 00:03:42,154 Hey, look, man, he was comeback player of the year. 32 00:03:42,332 --> 00:03:45,768 You know? Not many guys have thrown over 6000 yards. 33 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:48,569 Come on, you-- 34 00:03:51,408 --> 00:03:54,206 Look, let me call you back. I gotta deal with something. 35 00:03:54,377 --> 00:03:55,435 All right, but I-- 36 00:03:57,514 --> 00:03:59,072 Buckner. 37 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:03,184 That's $10,000, I think it's a pretty good deal. 38 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:06,555 We never had a deal, Jeremy. 39 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:12,257 Look. I know you g***t screwed here. 40 00:04:12,429 --> 00:04:15,592 But I have my family's reputation to protect. 41 00:04:15,765 --> 00:04:19,292 I mean, a Van Holden getting expelled from Harvard. 42 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:21,098 There's no way. 43 00:04:21,671 --> 00:04:23,764 I've g***t a little more at stake here, Matt. 44 00:04:24,774 --> 00:04:26,366 Buckner? 45 00:04:27,410 --> 00:04:29,469 Come on, man. 46 00:04:29,646 --> 00:04:31,671 My dad is definitely gonna get re-elected. 47 00:04:31,848 --> 00:04:35,682 When I graduate, I'll totally hook you up. 48 00:04:39,122 --> 00:04:40,555 Thanks, bro. 49 00:04:48,465 --> 00:04:50,763 You're really saving my a***s. 50 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,800 You've reached Carl Buckner. 51 00:05:25,969 --> 00:05:29,063 I'm currently on assignment in Kabul, and I'm unreachable. 52 00:05:29,239 --> 00:05:31,901 Leave a message with the Foreign Correspondence Desk... 53 00:05:32,075 --> 00:05:34,270 ...of the Washington Bureau of the Times... 54 00:05:34,444 --> 00:05:38,437 ...and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks so much. 55 00:06:19,623 --> 00:06:23,389 This is a security announcement at Heathrow Airport. 56 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:27,257 Please keep your belongings with you at all times. 57 00:06:28,031 --> 00:06:31,865 My name is Matt Buckner. Last spring, I g***t kicked out of Harvard... 58 00:06:32,035 --> 00:06:35,493 ...two months shy of my diploma. But what I was about to learn... 59 00:06:35,672 --> 00:06:39,073 ...no Ivy-League school in the world could teach me. 60 00:08:04,027 --> 00:08:08,521 Mind the gap. Please stand clear of the closing doors. 61 00:08:09,265 --> 00:08:12,826 Mind the gap. Please stand clear. 62 00:08:29,185 --> 00:08:30,174 All right. 63 00:08:30,353 --> 00:08:32,253 Matt? 64 00:08:35,525 --> 00:08:37,550 - Hi. Hey. - Hey. 65 00:08:37,727 --> 00:08:40,127 - Oh, my God. - Oh, it's so good to see you. 66 00:08:40,296 --> 00:08:43,857 You too. Was there a terrorist attack? What happened here? 67 00:08:44,033 --> 00:08:47,491 Oh, welcome to match-day madness. Tottenham was in town last night. 68 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:48,898 Are you a soccer fan now? 69 00:08:49,072 --> 00:08:51,267 Don't let them hear you say the word "soccer." 70 00:08:51,741 --> 00:08:54,005 - Who's them? - The British Empire. 71 00:08:55,044 --> 00:08:56,477 Uncle Matt, meet Ben. 72 00:08:58,448 --> 00:09:00,678 - Can you believe that? - Hey there, little guy. 73 00:09:00,850 --> 00:09:02,784 - He's adorable. - Yeah. 74 00:09:04,654 --> 00:09:08,613 It is so good to see you. But what are you doing here? 75 00:09:13,229 --> 00:09:14,958 It just doesn't make any sense, Matt. 76 00:09:15,131 --> 00:09:18,692 Why would you have been expelled if you didn't do anything wrong? 77 00:09:19,836 --> 00:09:22,805 It was my roommate. He's a total cokehead. 78 00:09:23,006 --> 00:09:26,464 Somebody tipped off campus security and we g***t our room searched. 79 00:09:27,076 --> 00:09:29,601 They found his stash in my stuff. 80 00:09:29,979 --> 00:09:33,073 I guess he'd been hiding his s***t in my closet the entire time. 81 00:09:33,817 --> 00:09:35,045 Really? 82 00:09:36,686 --> 00:09:38,381 Yeah. Really. 83 00:09:38,555 --> 00:09:40,887 No, I mean, you could tell me if you were taking-- 84 00:09:41,057 --> 00:09:44,049 - It's not like that. - You fought it and they didn't believe you? 85 00:09:46,196 --> 00:09:47,754 Matt? 86 00:09:48,164 --> 00:09:49,529 You fought it, right? 87 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,264 Look, you don't know who this guy is. 88 00:09:53,603 --> 00:09:55,571 He's a Van Holden. 89 00:09:56,206 --> 00:09:58,606 I wouldn't have even had a chance. 90 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:02,068 So what did Dad say? 91 00:10:03,112 --> 00:10:04,704 "You've reached Carl Buckner." 92 00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:07,907 Oh, "I'll be in the Ivory Coast for the next 57 years." 93 00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:09,915 - Kabul this time. - Whatever. 94 00:10:10,854 --> 00:10:13,414 Seriously, though, when you spoke to him, what'd he say? 95 00:10:15,091 --> 00:10:18,117 - I didn't tell him. - He doesn't know? 96 00:10:21,197 --> 00:10:24,257 You know what? If I was you, I probably would've done the same thing. 97 00:10:24,434 --> 00:10:26,595 - Yeah? - Once he finds out that his golden boy... 98 00:10:26,769 --> 00:10:31,035 ...just g***t kicked out of Harvard, he'll dive headfirst into an empty swimming pool. 99 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:33,004 Gee, thanks. 100 00:10:33,643 --> 00:10:36,737 Oh, Steve's home. 101 00:10:37,113 --> 00:10:39,911 - Hi, baby. - Hey. 102 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:46,644 - I've g***t a surprise for you. - Oh, honey, we have a guest. 103 00:10:47,257 --> 00:10:50,226 This is my kid brother, Matt. 104 00:10:51,194 --> 00:10:52,957 Hello, mate. How you doing? 105 00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:55,029 - It's good to finally meet you. - And you. 106 00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:57,325 Finally made it across the pond, then, did you? 107 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,865 Yeah. 108 00:10:59,802 --> 00:11:03,203 Who's this? Who's this? Come on. 109 00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:05,466 I missed you. Come here. 110 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:10,145 - Yeah. - I missed you, my little lord Ben. 111 00:11:10,313 --> 00:11:12,304 - Honey, you want some tea? - That'd be great. 112 00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:15,451 - Tea, huh? - Get over it. 113 00:11:16,185 --> 00:11:18,517 - Good-looking little geezer, isn't he? - He sure is. 114 00:11:18,688 --> 00:11:21,248 Listen, Matt, I'm really pleased you're here, mate... 115 00:11:21,424 --> 00:11:23,756 ...but I kind of made some plans for tonight. 116 00:11:23,927 --> 00:11:26,896 I've g***t this romantic evening set up. G***t a babysitter booked... 117 00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:29,327 ...and we g***t tickets to see Chicago. 118 00:11:29,499 --> 00:11:31,626 You wouldn't mind if we go, would you? 119 00:11:31,801 --> 00:11:33,792 Hold on, excuse me. 120 00:11:37,373 --> 00:11:39,364 What a surprise. 121 00:11:39,943 --> 00:11:43,470 - What you doing? - Aye, aye. All right, bruv. 122 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,377 Jesus, Shannon, you look rough. 123 00:11:49,552 --> 00:11:51,144 You're a funny guy, Pete. 124 00:11:52,155 --> 00:11:56,353 Matt, this is Pete, Steve's brother. Pete, this is my brother, Matt. 125 00:11:56,526 --> 00:11:58,016 - Hey. - Hi, son. 126 00:11:58,194 --> 00:11:59,183 Good to meet you. 127 00:12:00,597 --> 00:12:01,825 Hello, Ben. 128 00:12:01,998 -->...