a.nymphoid.barbarian.in.dinosaur.hell.1990.1080p.bluray.x264-oldtime Subtitles

At 00:01:52,716, Character said: LEA (VOICEOVER): Dear
diary, the war, when

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At 00:01:55,619, Character said: it came, lasted just a day.

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At 00:02:04,095, Character said: That's all it took.

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At 00:02:06,297, Character said: No one even knows who started
it or what it was all about.

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At 00:02:10,867, Character said: But it was the
aftermath that took

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At 00:02:12,336, Character said: its final toll on civilization.

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At 00:02:15,606, Character said: What was left of humanity began
to wipe itself out, finally,

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At 00:02:20,844, Character said: rebelling against the conspiracy
of the capitalist elite

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At 00:02:23,814, Character said: and the military establishment
that had resulted

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At 00:02:25,582, Character said: in cataclysmic annihilation.

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At 00:02:29,653, Character said: I was too little
to remember what

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At 00:02:31,021, Character said: it was like before the war.

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At 00:02:33,590, Character said: Mommy told me of great,
shining cities on a hill,

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At 00:02:37,328, Character said: and a thousand points of
light, and of a little house

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At 00:02:40,931, Character said: they owned in a town
called Tromaville.

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At 00:02:46,002, Character said: But that was in the past.

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At 00:02:48,038, Character said: My childhood was a
brief, catatonic pause.

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At 00:02:52,343, Character said: Then, one day, I
woke up a woman.

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At 00:02:59,650, Character said: I'm the daughter of a new age.

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At 00:03:01,818, Character said: The radiation that
finished off humanity

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At 00:03:04,221, Character said: has created ghastly mutations.

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At 00:03:06,923, Character said: It's turned our
pets and livestock

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At 00:03:09,560, Character said: into gargantuan,
horrifying creatures.

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At 00:03:13,797, Character said: Now Tromaville has
become a dinosaur hell.

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At 00:03:18,502, Character said: And to survive, I've
become a barbarian, but not

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At 00:03:23,840, Character said: just any kind of barbarian.

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At 00:03:25,909, Character said: Because sometimes my
juices start to flow

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At 00:03:29,813, Character said: and I feel like a nymphoid.

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At 00:03:35,018, Character said: And it's become harder
and harder and harder

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At 00:03:38,789, Character said: than ever to find
a decent boyfriend.

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At 00:03:43,059, Character said: So I guess you could say I've
become a nymphoid barbarian

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At 00:03:51,668, Character said: in dinosaur hell!

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At 00:05:26,162, Character said: [whimpering]

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At 00:10:35,305, Character said: [thunk]

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At 00:11:57,854, Character said: Bitch.

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At 00:12:47,137, Character said: [screaming]

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At 00:14:08,618, Character said: We have to go.

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At 00:14:12,588, Character said: Where?

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At 00:14:16,392, Character said: Three times we've
been attacked.

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At 00:16:55,151, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:17:14,104, Character said: Wait.

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At 00:17:14,904, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:17:28,084, Character said: No.

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At 00:17:28,884, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:17:30,386, Character said: You go.
No.

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At 00:17:31,554, Character said: - Oh, come on.
- No.

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At 00:17:32,555, Character said: No.

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At 00:19:03,446, Character said: [grunting]

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At 00:26:30,492, Character said: Beware the Jabberwock, my
son, the jaws that b***e,

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At 00:26:37,199, Character said: the claws that catch.

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At 00:26:40,603, Character said: Beware the Jubjub bird, and
shun the frumious Bandersnatch.

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At 00:26:47,710, Character said: He took his vorpal sword in
hand, long time the manxome foe

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At 00:26:52,481, Character said: he sought... so rested he
by the Tumtum the tree

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At 00:26:57,152, Character said: and stood a while in thought.

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At 00:27:00,923, Character said: And, as in uffish
thought, he stood,

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At 00:27:03,525, Character said: the Jabberwock,
with eyes aflame,

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At 00:27:06,596, Character said: came whiffling through
the tulgey wood,

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At 00:27:08,831, Character said: and burbled as it came.

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At 00:27:12,367, Character said: One, two, one, two, and
through and through,

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At 00:27:15,270, Character said: the vorpal blade
went snicker-snack.

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At 00:27:21,043, Character said: He left it dead, and with its
head, he went galumphing back.

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At 00:27:31,120, Character said: He heareth not.

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At 00:27:32,521, Character said: He stirreth not.

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At 00:27:33,889, Character said: He moveth not.

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At 00:27:37,526, Character said: The ape is dead.

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At 00:27:40,830, Character said: Or mayhap not.

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At 00:27:43,198, Character said: So you live after all, eh?

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At 00:27:46,501, Character said: Ah well.

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At 00:27:48,337, Character said: Come to my arms, my beamish boy.

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At 00:27:53,042, Character said: A frabjous day!

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At 00:27:54,109, Character said: Callooh!

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At 00:27:54,910, Character said: Callay!

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At 00:27:56,511, Character said: He chortled in his joy.

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At 00:28:22,204, Character said: Ah, so there is life in you yet.

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At 00:28:26,041, Character said: Who are you?

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At 00:28:27,509, Character said: By what name are you called?

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At 00:28:31,546, Character said: Who are you?

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At 00:28:37,152, Character said: An old man, a digger
of things that were.

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At 00:28:51,400, Character said: Who's Lea?

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At 00:28:58,207, Character said: You mutter in your sleep.

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At 00:29:03,746, Character said: A woman.

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At 00:29:06,015, Character said: They took her.

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At 00:29:09,752, Character said: I've g***t to get her back.

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At 00:29:11,754, Character said: You're not rescuing anybody
just yet, old friend.

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At 00:29:14,790, Character said: You just narrowly escaped the
gaping maw of death yourself.

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At 00:29:18,127, Character said: Get some sleep.

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At 00:29:20,495, Character said: Come the morrow, you can regale
me with your tale of woe,

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At 00:29:24,366, Character said: you little chatterbox.

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At 00:29:27,036, Character said: Just get some sleep.

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At 00:29:47,256, Character said: Good lord, you
look fit for a man

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At 00:29:48,690, Character said: who was half-dead last night.

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At 00:29:51,360, Character said: You must have the most
incredible recuperative power.

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At 00:29:55,164, Character said: Off on a quest, eh?

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At 00:29:57,767, Character said: Still determined to
rescue your lady love?

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At 00:30:02,271, Character said: What was she like then?

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At 00:30:04,373, Character said: Like?

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At 00:30:05,841, Character said: What was she like?

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At 00:30:08,811, Character said: Dark or fair?

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At 00:30:10,312, Character said: Tall or short?

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At 00:30:12,347, Character said: Lean or stout?

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At 00:30:14,583, Character said: She was beautiful.

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At 00:30:16,285, Character said: Yes, I'm sure she was.

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At 00:30:20,055, Character said: Look, far be it from
me to dissuade you

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At 00:30:23,425, Character said: from this noble cause, but what
I mean to say is, by the time

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At 00:30:30,465, Character said: you catch them, if you catch
them, what's the point, really?

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At 00:30:39,508, Character said: I mean, all you can really
hope for is revenge.

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At 00:30:42,411, Character said: And what's the point
in that, after all?

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At 00:30:46,048, Character said: I'm going.

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At 00:30:46,849, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:30:50,019, Character said: I certainly admire
your pigheadedness.

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At 00:30:54,256, Character said: Come here.

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At 00:31:03,665, Character said: I have been places and
seen things your young eyes

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At 00:31:07,469, Character said: wouldn't believe.

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At 00:31:08,703, Character said: I'll tell you, this
world has known wonders

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At 00:31:11,706, Character said: far beyond your imagining.

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At 00:31:14,743, Character said: Like this.

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At 00:31:20,449, Character said: Do you know what this is?

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At 00:31:24,486, Character said: This is a weapon,
a powerful weapon.

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At 00:31:27,990, Character said: Watch me carefully.

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At 00:31:30,459, Character said: Hold it like this.

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At 00:31:32,828, Character said: This thing here's the trigger.

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At 00:31:35,965, Character said: You aim, Like a crossbow.

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At 00:31:40,335, Character said: You squeeze the trigger.

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At 00:31:51,981, Character said: Beats your swords and axes, eh?

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At 00:31:55,350, Character said: Here.

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At 00:31:58,888, Character said: You'll need this if
you're to have any chance

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At 00:32:01,190, Character said: of rescuing the lady fair.

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At 00:32:03,458, Character said: But be careful.

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At 00:32:05,460, Character said: I don't know how many
shots it has left.

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At 00:32:07,963, Character said: Don't waste them.

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At 00:32:08,898, Character said: Do you understand me?

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At 00:32:22,477, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:32:24,947, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:32:25,915, Character said: Good luck.

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At 00:32:38,727, Character said: Just as well.

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At 00:32:40,963, Character said: I was tired of his
constant chatter.

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At 00:39:06,548, Character said: [roaring]

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At 00:39:12,053, Character said: [screaming]

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At 00:43:51,399, Character said: [inaudible].

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At 00:43:52,433, Character said: And then two more
came out of nowhere.

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At 00:43:56,370, Character said: Four of them attacked us.

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At 00:43:58,372, Character said: A tall man with scars and...
And three things with skin

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At 00:44:05,013, Character said: like lizards.

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At 00:44:10,284, Character said: So they killed your friend.

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At 00:44:13,221, Character said: He's not dead, but I
can't find my way back.

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At 00:44:19,794, Character said: Can you help me?

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At 00:45:13,982, Character said: Did you make that?

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At 00:45:16,517, Character said: No, I found it.

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At 00:45:21,622, Character said: Where?

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At 00:45:23,925, Character said: I'll show...