Branded -rarbg En (2012) Subtitles

At 00:00:23,148, Character said: [ thunder crashing ]

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At 00:01:02,812, Character said: [ music playing ]

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At 00:01:09,069, Character said: [ woman speaking Russian ]

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At 00:01:43,645, Character said: [ moo ]

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At 00:02:13,591, Character said: [ crowd murmuring ]

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At 00:02:19,013, Character said: [ sizzling ]

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At 00:03:15,945, Character said: [ thunder crashing ]

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At 00:03:31,836, Character said: [ car horns honking ]

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At 00:03:33,671, Character said: [ music playing ]

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At 00:03:44,766, Character said: ANNOUNCΕR:
Belarus. Rated R.

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At 00:03:52,482, Character said: [ screams ]

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At 00:03:53,858, Character said: Coming soon to a theater near you.

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At 00:04:08,706, Character said: WOMAN:
Ladies and gentlemen,

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At 00:04:10,041, Character said: the second half of our show will begin
in just a couple of minutes.

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At 00:04:13,586, Character said: Please return to your seats.

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At 00:04:19,801, Character said: [ Pavel speaking Russian ]

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At 00:04:31,813, Character said: Ηey, Misha.

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At 00:04:35,024, Character said: l didn't think anybody
was actually gonna show up.

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At 00:04:37,318, Character said: l'm sorry. Do--
Do we know each other?

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At 00:04:41,572, Character said: Yes, but you don't remember.

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At 00:04:43,700, Character said: l'm, uh--l'm Abby Gibbons,
Bob's niece.

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At 00:04:47,412, Character said: Right. Yeah.

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At 00:04:50,248, Character said: You, uh, you came to visit him
about seven years ago.

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At 00:04:54,294, Character said: Such a cute little girl you were then.

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At 00:04:56,963, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:04:59,090, Character said: Actually it was nine years ago,

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At 00:05:00,800, Character said: and, uh, l remember you very well.

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At 00:05:03,761, Character said: You been in Moscow long?

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At 00:05:06,222, Character said: About a year.

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At 00:05:07,223, Character said: Oh. Bob never mentioned it.

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At 00:05:10,393, Character said: Yeah, well,
that's my secretive uncle.

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At 00:05:14,188, Character said: [ microphone feedback ]

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At 00:05:17,275, Character said: WOMAN:
And the winner is...

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At 00:05:19,027, Character said: creative director Mikhail Galkin.

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At 00:05:22,238, Character said: [ cheering ]

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At 00:05:24,449, Character said: Still one of the leaders
in the marketing of movies.

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At 00:05:30,204, Character said: Aha.

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At 00:05:31,247, Character said: l have just seen the founder

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At 00:05:32,915, Character said: and president of Best Solution,

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At 00:05:35,460, Character said: pioneer of the Russian
advertising industry,

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At 00:05:38,212, Character said: Bob Gibbons!

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At 00:05:52,101, Character said: BOB: Thank you.

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At 00:05:53,144, Character said: What are you doing? Misha?
Come on, get over here.

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At 00:05:57,815, Character said: Bob, what's happened?
Why are you back already?

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At 00:06:00,109, Character said: We hit a snag.

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At 00:06:01,235, Character said: You won't be making partner today.

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At 00:06:03,654, Character said: l'm sorry, Mish.

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At 00:06:13,498, Character said: There you are.

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At 00:06:16,417, Character said: MlSΗA:
Let's face it, Bob.

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At 00:06:20,755, Character said: For you, this agency is just a cover,

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At 00:06:24,133, Character said: and your people are never going
to let me be a partner in it.

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At 00:06:29,847, Character said: All right, l g***t it.

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At 00:06:34,352, Character said: So, what are you suggesting here?

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At 00:06:37,188, Character said: MlSHA: Very simple.
lf l can't be a partner,

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At 00:06:39,690, Character said: then l at least want to be making
the same money off it that you are.

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At 00:06:42,985, Character said: [ cellphone vibrates ]

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At 00:06:45,947, Character said: Yeah. Yes.

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At 00:06:51,869, Character said: Where are you? Abby?

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At 00:06:54,580, Character said: Why won't you ever listen
to one thing l ask you to do?

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At 00:06:59,043, Character said: l will call you later. [ sighs ]

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At 00:07:01,921, Character said: Goddamn girl's going to be the death of me.

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At 00:07:04,215, Character said: She won't listen to her--her parents!

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At 00:07:05,800, Character said: Took a semester off
to do some sort of internship here,

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At 00:07:09,220, Character said: and now she--she won't leave!

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At 00:07:18,438, Character said: Oh, Christ.

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At 00:07:20,690, Character said: 1 0-f***g-1 5,
and the sun's just starting to set.

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At 00:07:23,401, Character said: l--l will never understand
this crazy country.

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At 00:07:29,574, Character said: Oh, one more thing.

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At 00:07:31,117, Character said: [ chuckles ]

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At 00:07:33,119, Character said: Uh...

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At 00:07:35,246, Character said: l saw howAbby's
g***t her eye on you, so...

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At 00:07:38,583, Character said: she's young and--and stupid.

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At 00:07:41,836, Character said: Please...

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At 00:07:46,507, Character said: stay away from her.

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At 00:07:57,768, Character said: [ seabirds calling ]

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At 00:08:11,032, Character said: FΕMALΕ NARRATOR:
This is Joseph Pascal,

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At 00:08:13,534, Character said: the world's leading specialist
on marketing.

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At 00:08:17,747, Character said: PASCAL: Ah. Bravo.

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At 00:08:22,043, Character said: NARRATOR: Today, the biggest
fast-food chains were reeling

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At 00:08:25,004, Character said: from a record decline in profits.

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At 00:08:27,507, Character said: Their representatives had assembled
before this guru of marketing

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At 00:08:31,719, Character said: with the hope that he could
make a miracle.

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At 00:08:34,722, Character said: l want to talk to you today...

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At 00:08:38,476, Character said: about love.

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At 00:08:41,145, Character said: See, l--l have struggled

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At 00:08:44,482, Character said: to find a way to restore the people's
love of your products,

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At 00:08:47,902, Character said: but it hasn't worked out.

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At 00:08:51,113, Character said: Consumers just no longer
wish to buy them.

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At 00:08:54,408, Character said: When it's over, it's over.
They no longer love you.

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At 00:08:57,161, Character said: The era of fast food has passed.

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At 00:09:02,250, Character said: But l do have a proposal...

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At 00:09:08,464, Character said: eh, something which exceeds
the limits of marketing

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At 00:09:11,175, Character said: in its traditional form,

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At 00:09:13,761, Character said: a plan which will change the world.

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At 00:09:17,848, Character said: Together, we will make fat
beautiful again.

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At 00:09:22,144, Character said: But first, a question.

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At 00:09:24,981, Character said: Ηow far are you willing to go...

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At 00:09:29,360, Character said: to solve your problems?

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At 00:09:32,697, Character said: Whatever it takes.

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At 00:09:33,864, Character said: Within the limits of the law,
of course.

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At 00:09:37,952, Character said: l'm afraid that's not far enough,

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At 00:09:41,581, Character said: not even nearly far enough,
ladies and gentlemen.

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At 00:09:45,501, Character said: NARRATOR:
The guru's plan was approved,

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At 00:09:47,795, Character said: but due to budget cuts,
it would have to begin

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At 00:09:50,548, Character said: in the third-world markets
of Κenya, Brazil and Russia.

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At 00:09:55,177, Character said: So l called because l wanted
your advice on something,

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At 00:09:58,639, Character said: Mr. Marketing Award Winner.

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At 00:10:00,182, Character said: But you have to promise
to keep it a secret from Bob.

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At 00:10:09,859, Character said: lt's amazing how you Americans
all believe in the seat belt.

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At 00:10:16,782, Character said: ln America,
they advertise them really well.

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At 00:10:24,582, Character said: [ chuckles ]

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At 00:10:25,583, Character said: [ cellphone ringing ]

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At 00:10:31,881, Character said: MAN: Yeah, Misha.

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At 00:10:33,257, Character said: Yeah, she's still screaming
like total s***t.

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At 00:10:35,801, Character said: You're fired.

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At 00:10:37,345, Character said: Your company's fired.

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At 00:10:38,721, Character said: Do you hear me?

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At 00:10:40,014, Character said: You're never going to work
on another movie for this studio again.

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At 00:10:43,934, Character said: [ hangs up ]

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At 00:11:11,462, Character said: Pavel...

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At 00:11:12,463, Character said: [ continues in Russian ]

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At 00:11:17,510, Character said: [ Pavel speaking Russian ]

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At 00:11:18,803, Character said: l'm sorry. l have to go.

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At 00:11:27,478, Character said: Let's go.

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At 00:11:32,942, Character said: [ screaming ]

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At 00:11:36,779, Character said: MAN: Cut it!

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At 00:11:39,907, Character said: Check it out.

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At 00:11:41,826, Character said: NARRATOR: One of the key instruments
in the Russian part of the plan

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At 00:11:45,037, Character said: was an extreme-makeover
reality TV show.

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At 00:11:48,457, Character said: They're looking for
a Russian production company

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At 00:11:50,084, Character said: to shoot a Russian version
of this show.

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At 00:11:53,546, Character said: The corporate sponsor's representative
is in Moscow right now.

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At 00:11:57,007, Character said: l want to do the pitch to them myself
and get the contract for Astra,

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At 00:12:00,636, Character said: and then they're gonna
make me an exec producer.

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At 00:12:06,058, Character said: Do you really think
this is going to work?

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At 00:12:11,105, Character said: Nope.

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At 00:12:13,190, Character said: Misha, what you're doing had better work.

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At 00:12:15,568, Character said: We need 8 out of 1 0
people tomorrow

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At 00:12:18,195, Character said: in that focus group
to want to see this movie.

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At 00:12:21,240, Character said: Don't worry, Mr. Johnson.
lt'll meet your expectations.

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At 00:12:24,201, Character said: [ siren passing ]

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At 00:12:31,459, Character said: So, Misha, where did you learn
that amazingly perfect Εnglish of yours?

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At 00:12:36,005, Character said: My father was a British communist,

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At 00:12:38,340, Character said: immigrated here.

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At 00:12:40,468, Character said: Then later, he had a falling-out
with communism,

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At 00:12:42,678, Character said: but they wouldn't let him leave.

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At 00:12:44,346, Character said: [ cellphone ringing ]

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At 00:12:46,056, Character said: That's terrible.

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