Kissing.A.Fool.1998.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX]-eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,000, Character said: Downloaded from
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At 00:00:08,000, Character said: Official YIFY movies site:
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At 00:02:54,179, Character said: PRIEST: And now
by the virtue

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At 00:02:56,640, Character said: of the authority vested
in me by the laws
of the state of Illinois,

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At 00:03:00,936, Character said: I pronounce
that you are
husband and wife.

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At 00:03:05,065, Character said: May your days
be long together

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At 00:03:07,150, Character said: and the joys
ever increasing.

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At 00:03:10,404, Character said: Kiss the bride.

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At 00:03:18,704, Character said: (WEDDING RECESSIONAL PLAYING)

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At 00:03:26,670, Character said: (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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At 00:03:31,425, Character said: (MOUTHING)

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At 00:03:37,431, Character said: Hey, there.
Hi, there. Hello.

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At 00:03:39,474, Character said: (CHUCKLES)
Come here often?

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At 00:03:41,309, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:46,857, Character said: Hi, how you doing?
Pretty good.

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At 00:03:48,191, Character said: Mmm-hmm.

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At 00:03:49,860, Character said: This is my place here.

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At 00:03:51,153, Character said: Super.

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At 00:03:52,446, Character said: Mmm-hmm.
Impressive, isn't it?

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At 00:03:54,239, Character said: Phew.

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At 00:03:55,907, Character said: I introduced
the bride and groom.
Did you know that?

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At 00:03:57,993, Character said: Nope.
Oh?

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At 00:03:59,161, Character said: Would you like
to hear the story?

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At 00:04:00,912, Character said: Sure, yeah.

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At 00:04:03,248, Character said: (SIGHING)

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At 00:04:04,332, Character said: Just get me a scotch.
I think that'd be best.

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At 00:04:06,376, Character said: Hey, Linda, what's up?

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At 00:04:08,295, Character said: Hi, how are you?

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At 00:04:10,297, Character said: Good, good.
How are you?
Fine.

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At 00:04:11,965, Character said: Look at you.
You look great.

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At 00:04:13,133, Character said: Not as good as you.

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At 00:04:14,259, Character said: Oh, well, I showered.

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At 00:04:15,802, Character said: (BOTH LAUGHING)

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At 00:04:19,181, Character said: Table four.
I g***t the caterer
to switch me.

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At 00:04:22,058, Character said: We're gonna be
sitting together.

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At 00:04:23,143, Character said: Oh, good,
we can catch up.

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At 00:04:24,811, Character said: Absolutely.
How you been?

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At 00:04:26,229, Character said: Good. Good.

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At 00:04:27,314, Character said: This is a great house
you have here.

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At 00:04:29,107, Character said: Oh, thanks, thanks.

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At 00:04:30,358, Character said: Real nice of you
to let the kids have it
for the affair.

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At 00:04:32,778, Character said: Absolutely. Yeah.

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At 00:04:34,154, Character said: Guess they couldn't spring
for a band though, huh?

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At 00:04:36,698, Character said: Do I know you?

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At 00:04:37,866, Character said: No, I'm crashing.

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At 00:04:39,117, Character said: Whose wedding
is this anyway?

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At 00:04:40,202, Character said: (LAUGHING)
Kidding, kidding.

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At 00:04:42,871, Character said: I'm laughing.
(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)

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At 00:04:44,748, Character said: No, I'm here
with Vicki Pelam.

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At 00:04:46,208, Character said: She went to Northwestern
with the bride.

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At 00:04:48,210, Character said: We're getting married
next Christmas.

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At 00:04:49,461, Character said: Well, congratulations.

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At 00:04:50,545, Character said: Thank you, thank you.

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At 00:04:51,922, Character said: Don't know where
we're gonna have
the ceremony yet,

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At 00:04:54,382, Character said: but, gotta tell you,
it's a great house.
Great, great house.

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At 00:04:57,636, Character said: Hi, honey.
Oh, hi, honey.

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At 00:04:59,888, Character said: Honey, this is Linda.
This is her house.

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At 00:05:03,141, Character said: Really?
Yeah.

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At 00:05:04,476, Character said: Oh, my God, Lynn.
How did they
land your house?

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At 00:05:07,229, Character said: I mean,
are you like family
or friend or what?

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At 00:05:09,940, Character said: Oh, I introduced
the bride and groom.

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At 00:05:11,650, Character said: You know the whole story.

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At 00:05:13,235, Character said: Oh, my God,
I've been dying
to hear about this.

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At 00:05:15,612, Character said: CLIFF: That's true.
She called the bride
10 times.

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At 00:05:17,697, Character said: Hasn't gotten
one call back.

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At 00:05:19,282, Character said: I'm sure.
Yeah.

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At 00:05:20,742, Character said: But, Lynn,
tell us the story.

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At 00:05:22,244, Character said: Mmm, I don't know.
You don't know it?

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At 00:05:24,162, Character said: She doesn't know it.
Oh, no. I know it.

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At 00:05:25,997, Character said: She doesn't know it.
I know the whole thing.

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At 00:05:27,666, Character said: You don't know it.
Oh, I know it.

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At 00:05:30,836, Character said: I'm responsible for it.

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At 00:05:32,504, Character said: Well, then tell us
for Christ's sake.

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At 00:05:34,422, Character said: Yeah, come on, Lynn.
Tell us the story.

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At 00:05:35,841, Character said: Well, I'm the hostess.
I g***t a lot of people
to see, things to do.

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At 00:05:38,343, Character said: How long could it take?
Come on.
No, I really can't.

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At 00:05:40,011, Character said: What, five minutes?

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At 00:05:41,096, Character said: It's only five minutes.
Mmm, all right.

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At 00:05:42,848, Character said: Fill this up, will you?
(CLICKS TONGUE)

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At 00:05:45,267, Character said: Well, Max and Jay
have been friends
since birth.

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At 00:05:50,981, Character said: Now I come into the picture.

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At 00:05:52,941, Character said: To put it modestly,
I discovered Jay.

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At 00:05:54,776, Character said: Really?

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At 00:05:55,861, Character said: I decided that our
house would release
his first book,

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At 00:05:58,530, Character said: even though every publisher
in town had passed.

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At 00:06:01,116, Character said: Well, you could
imagine how happy
he was about this.

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At 00:06:04,119, Character said: I'm very happy about this.

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At 00:06:07,247, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:08,498, Character said: I had the perfect editor
for him. A young,
fast-rising talent.

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At 00:06:12,210, Character said: Sam.

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At 00:06:13,295, Character said: Samantha Andrews,
Jay Murphy.

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At 00:06:14,963, Character said: Sam, Jay. Jay, Sam.

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At 00:06:16,172, Character said: It's very nice
to meet you.
Hi. You, too.

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At 00:06:18,091, Character said: LINDA: I knew her style was
the perfect match for his.

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At 00:06:20,552, Character said: Of course, I was concerned
about a possible romance
between them,

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At 00:06:23,263, Character said: and how it might
affect the book,

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At 00:06:24,347, Character said: but my fears
quickly subsided,

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At 00:06:26,057, Character said: because Jay was clearly not
in the right frame of mind
to be looking for romance.

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At 00:06:30,896, Character said: (BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

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At 00:06:34,316, Character said: Is anyone sitting here?

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At 00:06:35,650, Character said: I don't care.

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At 00:06:36,902, Character said: The first thing he thought of
regarding Sam and romance
was Max.

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At 00:06:41,072, Character said: What up, Chicago?

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At 00:06:42,157, Character said: This is Max Abbitt
reporting live
at Wrigley Field.

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At 00:06:45,619, Character said: How ** I doing?
How do I look?

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At 00:06:46,995, Character said: Great. You look great.

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At 00:06:48,455, Character said: You know,
I'm not wearing
any underwear.

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At 00:06:51,041, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:06:52,208, Character said: Hey, Abbitt,
who was that girl
who was with you

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At 00:06:53,835, Character said: last night at
the Mambo Room?

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At 00:06:55,754, Character said: Keep your glove
off her, Sosa.

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At 00:06:57,756, Character said: (CHUCKLING)

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At 00:06:58,924, Character said: You...

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At 00:07:00,884, Character said: What?

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At 00:07:01,968, Character said: Well, who the
f***k was she?

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At 00:07:03,511, Character said: What, are we married?

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At 00:07:04,888, Character said: Obviously Max was not
having any problem
finding women on his own.

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At 00:07:08,934, Character said: But Jay didn't approve
of any of them,

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At 00:07:11,311, Character said: and he was convinced
that he knew exactly
what Max needed.

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At 00:07:16,566, Character said: I thought we agreed
not to set each
other up anymore.

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At 00:07:19,152, Character said: No, I agreed
not to let you
set me up anymore

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At 00:07:22,322, Character said: after that girl
who you said was
perfect for me

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At 00:07:24,908, Character said: tied me up
and came out with
that hood and cane

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At 00:07:27,035, Character said: and offered to beat
the s***t out of me.

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At 00:07:28,536, Character said: You didn't like Xena?

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At 00:07:29,621, Character said: No, I didn't like Xena.

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At 00:07:31,247, Character said: I also agreed that I was
gonna help put an end to
your hedonistic lifestyle.

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At 00:07:35,168, Character said: I know what
that means, okay?

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At 00:07:37,003, Character said: I mean, Max,
you don't wanna become
that 40-year-old guy

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At 00:07:39,589, Character said: who's still out
at the clubs

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At 00:07:41,091, Character said: with the silk shirt
and gold chains

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At 00:07:42,968, Character said: trying to pick up
on college girls,
do you?

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At 00:07:45,053, Character said: Of course not, Jay.
At 40, I wanna
be the bald guy

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At 00:07:48,181, Character said: with the ponytail
and a Harley

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At 00:07:49,766, Character said: trying to pick up
high school girls.

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At 00:07:51,559, Character said: You're an idiot.

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At 00:07:52,852, Character said: You're the one
in therapy.

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At 00:07:54,020, Character said: You're the one
who should be.

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At 00:07:55,146, Character said: Maybe you can
get me in.

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At 00:07:57,065, Character said: I always wanted to pay
100 bucks an hour

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At 00:07:58,566, Character said: to talk myself out
of being happy.

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At 00:08:01,319, Character said: Why are we meeting
in the zoo anyway?

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At 00:08:03,071, Character said: It's a good environment.

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At 00:08:04,406, Character said: Show her you're
the kind of guy
who likes animals.

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At 00:08:06,574, Character said: Oh, you know what?
Don't worry about
my appearance, okay?

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At 00:08:08,827, Character said: Worry about hers.
Trust me, Max, okay?

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At 00:08:10,745, Character said: I don't have to
worry about hers.

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