Sabrina The Teenage Witch_s07e10.Ping Ping a Song.eng Subtitles

00:00:02,235 --> 00:00:04,[WHIRRING ON TV]

00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:08,Touch that remote
and I'll use you for a scratching post.

00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,You threatening me, cat?

00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:13,Sounds like it, Kinkle.

00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,[GRUNTING]

00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,[GROANING]

00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:22,Sweet victory.

00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:26,No one.
No one is taking this away from me.

00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:27,Thanks, Harvey.

00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:29,Hurry up.
It's time for National Superstars.

00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:32,Coming through.
National Superstars is about to start.

00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:34,Did I miss anything?

00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:37,[ALL SIGH]

00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,Does it matter
that I was just watching TV?

00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,Were you gonna watch
National Superstars?

00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:43,- No.
- Then it doesn't matter.

00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:46,This is the finale.
Clay's gonna sing against Tanya.

00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:50,Oh, I wouldn't mind making
a little dreidel out of Clay.

00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,I just love watching
someone's dreams coming true

00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:53,right before our eyes.

00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,I love the public humiliation.

00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:59,I love the fashion horror show.

00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:04,[UPBEAT ROCK THEME PLAYING]

00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:39,That's it?

00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:42,Nobody has a story idea?

00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,Well, Annie,
it's been kind of a slow week.

00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:47,I mean, no rappers g***t arrested,
no movie stars were hospitalized

00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,for "exhaustion."

00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,Come on, a new trend, a new band.

00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:53,There must be a story
we haven't done.

00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,Okay,
last night on National Superstars

00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,which I only watched
because my roommates made me,

00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:02,they announced they're gonna do
their next show in Boston.

00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:04,Maybe we could do a story on that.

00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:05,- That show is so lame.
- Yeah.

00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,Come on.

00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:10,Seriously, I cannot believe
people watch that junk.

00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,There's no way
Clay should have won, okay?

00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,Tanya was so much better.

00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:15,Tanya is hot.

00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,Rosie O'Donnell hot.

00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:20,Okay, you all g***t to get a life,
all right?

00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,Clay rocks.

00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:24,Okay, great story idea, can't do it.
Absolutely no reporters allowed.

00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:28,Well, what if I hide my little hat
that says "press"?

00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,No reporters allowed?

00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,Uh, what's the big deal?
It's not like it's a crime scene.

00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,Well, except when Tanya murdered
"My Heart Will Go On."

00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:38,Great story idea.

00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:41,Between you and me, it's been a
dream to be on National Superstars.

00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,I sing the hell
out of "Lady Marmalade."

00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:45,That's it.

00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:48,I'll enter undercover as a contestant.

00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,That way there's nothing stopping me
from getting a great story.

00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,Well, except abject fear.

00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:54,Well, you probably
wouldn't be so afraid

00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,if you had a, uh, partner in crime?

00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:59,- I see where you're going, Leonard.
- Ha-ha-ha.

00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:02,Know what? I'll call Roxie and Morgan
and see if they wanna do it with me.

00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,Yeah, they'll get a kick out of it

00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,and I'll have two more contestants
to interview. Ha, ha.

00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:07,- Thanks, Leonard.
- Fine.

00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,You can have my dream,
but you're not getting my costume.

00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,As we prepare for our
National Superstars audition,

00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:20,the air is full of tension, excitement,
and cheap hairspray.

00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:23,Not to mention people who
aren't reporters talking into their hand.

00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,I know we're kind of being used
to further your career,

00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,but this is the best way
I have been used in years.

00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:32,- Yeah, thanks for forcing us to do this.
- No problem.

00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,You know, it really
means a lot to have you guys here.

00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,I don't think I could do this alone.

00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,You really are the best pals
a gal ever had.

00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,That's our name. Gal Palz.

00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:41,But with a Z.

00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,Okay, as long as I don't have
to change my name to Zabrina.

00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:50,I know we're not here to win,
but that guy's really good.

00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,Yeah, he's all right.

00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,You know, if you like rhythm
and perfect pitch.

00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,But does his name have a Z in it?

00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:57,- Thank you, Zeke.
- Thank you.

00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:01,All these people are really good.

00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:04,Usually, there's at least
one act that stinks.

00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,- Uh-oh.
- I didn't think this through.

00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,If we sing, people are gonna be
celebrating our public humiliation.

00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:14,And I've never won a contest
where I wasn't wearing a bikini.

00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,I g***t a lot of flak from the other kids
in the spelling bee for that.

00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,But, guys, guys, wait,
I mean, you can't back out now.

00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:23,But, I'm so nervous,
I think my throat's closing up.

00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:25,- I gotta get out of here.
- Me too.

00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,Oh, nothing's ever easy.

00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,We're next to sing
No time to debate

00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:32,Send me magic lozenges
So our voices sound great

00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,Wow,
"Aunt Lorraine's Talent Lozenges.

00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:36,Now with 25 percent more talent."

00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,Guys, wait, look.

00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:40,Win or lose,
it'll be fun if we do it together.

00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:42,You know,
you just have pre-audition jitters.

00:04:43,082 --> 00:04:45,Why don't we all relax
and take a lozenge.

00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:48,I don't think a simple lozenge
is gonna...

00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,Whoa, this does feel good.

00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,Is this honey lemon,
because I don't really...

00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,Oh, eat it.

00:04:57,730 --> 00:04:59,[ALL SIGH]

00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:02,[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]

00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,And now,
welcome our next contestants

00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,to the National Superstars
auditions.

00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,Gal Palz.

00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:10,[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,Ladies.

00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,ALL [SINGING]:
No, you're never gonna get it

00:05:19,852 --> 00:05:20,Ow!

00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,Never ever gonna get it

00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,No, not this time

00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:24,No, you're never gonna get it

00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:25,My love

00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,Never ever gonna get it

00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,Ah, ah, ah

00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:33,So maybe next time
You give your woman a little respect

00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:37,So you won't be hearing her say
No way

00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,No you're never gonna get it

00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:40,Sweet lovin'

00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,- Never ever gonna get it
- Sweet lovin'

00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,- No, you're never ever gonna get it
- My lovin'

00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:47,Never ever gonna get it

00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:49,Ooh, bop

00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,[CHEERING]

00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,Fantastic. Nice job.

00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:02,We're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be right back after this.

00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,Good job.

00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,Is it me,
or did we actually sound decent?

00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,Decent? We rocked.

00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,Wow, you guys sounded amazing.

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