Sabrina The Teenage Witch_s07e10.Ping Ping a Song.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,235, Character said: [WHIRRING ON TV]

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At 00:00:04,771, Character said: Touch that remote
and I'll use you for a scratching post.

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At 00:00:09,009, Character said: You threatening me, cat?

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At 00:00:10,610, Character said: Sounds like it, Kinkle.

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At 00:00:13,680, Character said: [GRUNTING]

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At 00:00:16,683, Character said: [GROANING]

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At 00:00:21,321, Character said: Sweet victory.

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At 00:00:23,156, Character said: No one.
No one is taking this away from me.

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At 00:00:26,259, Character said: Thanks, Harvey.

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At 00:00:27,460, Character said: Hurry up.
It's time for National Superstars.

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At 00:00:29,562, Character said: Coming through.
National Superstars is about to start.

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At 00:00:32,832, Character said: Did I miss anything?

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At 00:00:35,502, Character said: [ALL SIGH]

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At 00:00:38,204, Character said: Does it matter
that I was just watching TV?

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At 00:00:40,540, Character said: Were you gonna watch
National Superstars?

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At 00:00:42,409, Character said: - No.
- Then it doesn't matter.

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At 00:00:43,977, Character said: This is the finale.
Clay's gonna sing against Tanya.

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At 00:00:46,312, Character said: Oh, I wouldn't mind making
a little dreidel out of Clay.

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At 00:00:50,750, Character said: I just love watching
someone's dreams coming true

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At 00:00:52,852, Character said: right before our eyes.

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At 00:00:54,054, Character said: I love the public humiliation.

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At 00:00:55,855, Character said: I love the fashion horror show.

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At 00:01:01,327, Character said: [UPBEAT ROCK THEME PLAYING]

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At 00:01:38,631, Character said: That's it?

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At 00:01:40,133, Character said: Nobody has a story idea?

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At 00:01:42,235, Character said: Well, Annie,
it's been kind of a slow week.

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At 00:01:44,170, Character said: I mean, no rappers g***t arrested,
no movie stars were hospitalized

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At 00:01:47,640, Character said: for "exhaustion."

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At 00:01:49,309, Character said: Come on, a new trend, a new band.

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At 00:01:51,811, Character said: There must be a story
we haven't done.

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At 00:01:53,680, Character said: Okay,
last night on National Superstars

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At 00:01:58,118, Character said: which I only watched
because my roommates made me,

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At 00:02:00,487, Character said: they announced they're gonna do
their next show in Boston.

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At 00:02:02,922, Character said: Maybe we could do a story on that.

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At 00:02:04,591, Character said: - That show is so lame.
- Yeah.

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At 00:02:06,159, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:02:07,894, Character said: Seriously, I cannot believe
people watch that junk.

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At 00:02:10,663, Character said: There's no way
Clay should have won, okay?

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At 00:02:12,832, Character said: Tanya was so much better.

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At 00:02:14,667, Character said: Tanya is hot.

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At 00:02:16,136, Character said: Rosie O'Donnell hot.

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At 00:02:17,770, Character said: Okay, you all g***t to get a life,
all right?

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At 00:02:20,340, Character said: Clay rocks.

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At 00:02:21,541, Character said: Okay, great story idea, can't do it.
Absolutely no reporters allowed.

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At 00:02:25,145, Character said: Well, what if I hide my little hat
that says "press"?

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At 00:02:28,648, Character said: No reporters allowed?

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At 00:02:30,817, Character said: Uh, what's the big deal?
It's not like it's a crime scene.

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At 00:02:33,987, Character said: Well, except when Tanya murdered
"My Heart Will Go On."

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At 00:02:36,689, Character said: Great story idea.

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At 00:02:38,358, Character said: Between you and me, it's been a
dream to be on National Superstars.

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At 00:02:41,861, Character said: I sing the hell
out of "Lady Marmalade."

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At 00:02:44,531, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:02:45,965, Character said: I'll enter undercover as a contestant.

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At 00:02:48,301, Character said: That way there's nothing stopping me
from getting a great story.

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At 00:02:50,970, Character said: Well, except abject fear.

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At 00:02:53,273, Character said: Well, you probably
wouldn't be so afraid

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At 00:02:55,008, Character said: if you had a, uh, partner in crime?

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At 00:02:57,644, Character said: - I see where you're going, Leonard.
- Ha-ha-ha.

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At 00:02:59,779, Character said: Know what? I'll call Roxie and Morgan
and see if they wanna do it with me.

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At 00:03:02,315, Character said: Yeah, they'll get a kick out of it

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At 00:03:04,384, Character said: and I'll have two more contestants
to interview. Ha, ha.

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At 00:03:06,719, Character said: - Thanks, Leonard.
- Fine.

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At 00:03:07,921, Character said: You can have my dream,
but you're not getting my costume.

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At 00:03:13,860, Character said: As we prepare for our
National Superstars audition,

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At 00:03:16,396, Character said: the air is full of tension, excitement,
and cheap hairspray.

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At 00:03:20,767, Character said: Not to mention people who
aren't reporters talking into their hand.

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At 00:03:24,170, Character said: I know we're kind of being used
to further your career,

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At 00:03:26,673, Character said: but this is the best way
I have been used in years.

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At 00:03:29,976, Character said: - Yeah, thanks for forcing us to do this.
- No problem.

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At 00:03:32,679, Character said: You know, it really
means a lot to have you guys here.

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At 00:03:34,948, Character said: I don't think I could do this alone.

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At 00:03:36,549, Character said: You really are the best pals
a gal ever had.

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At 00:03:38,551, Character said: That's our name. Gal Palz.

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At 00:03:40,920, Character said: But with a Z.

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At 00:03:42,355, Character said: Okay, as long as I don't have
to change my name to Zabrina.

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At 00:03:46,859, Character said: I know we're not here to win,
but that guy's really good.

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At 00:03:51,064, Character said: Yeah, he's all right.

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At 00:03:52,298, Character said: You know, if you like rhythm
and perfect pitch.

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At 00:03:54,300, Character said: But does his name have a Z in it?

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At 00:03:55,868, Character said: - Thank you, Zeke.
- Thank you.

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At 00:03:58,705, Character said: All these people are really good.

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At 00:04:01,274, Character said: Usually, there's at least
one act that stinks.

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At 00:04:04,978, Character said: - Uh-oh.
- I didn't think this through.

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At 00:04:07,280, Character said: If we sing, people are gonna be
celebrating our public humiliation.

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At 00:04:11,584, Character said: And I've never won a contest
where I wasn't wearing a bikini.

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At 00:04:14,988, Character said: I g***t a lot of flak from the other kids
in the spelling bee for that.

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At 00:04:17,991, Character said: But, guys, guys, wait,
I mean, you can't back out now.

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At 00:04:20,727, Character said: But, I'm so nervous,
I think my throat's closing up.

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At 00:04:23,496, Character said: - I gotta get out of here.
- Me too.

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At 00:04:25,365, Character said: Oh, nothing's ever easy.

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At 00:04:27,667, Character said: We're next to sing
No time to debate

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At 00:04:29,602, Character said: Send me magic lozenges
So our voices sound great

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At 00:04:32,572, Character said: Wow,
"Aunt Lorraine's Talent Lozenges.

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At 00:04:34,874, Character said: Now with 25 percent more talent."

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At 00:04:37,310, Character said: Guys, wait, look.

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At 00:04:38,578, Character said: Win or lose,
it'll be fun if we do it together.

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At 00:04:41,147, Character said: You know,
you just have pre-audition jitters.

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At 00:04:43,082, Character said: Why don't we all relax
and take a lozenge.

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At 00:04:45,251, Character said: I don't think a simple lozenge
is gonna...

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At 00:04:48,488, Character said: Whoa, this does feel good.

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At 00:04:51,124, Character said: Is this honey lemon,
because I don't really...

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At 00:04:53,026, Character said: Oh, eat it.

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At 00:04:57,730, Character said: [ALL SIGH]

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At 00:05:01,801, Character said: [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]

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At 00:05:03,002, Character said: And now,
welcome our next contestants

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At 00:05:04,804, Character said: to the National Superstars
auditions.

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At 00:05:07,540, Character said: Gal Palz.

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At 00:05:09,342, Character said: [AUDIENCE CHEERING]

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At 00:05:10,543, Character said: Ladies.

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At 00:05:18,318, Character said: ALL [SINGING]:
No, you're never gonna get it

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At 00:05:19,852, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:05:21,054, Character said: Never ever gonna get it

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At 00:05:22,255, Character said: No, not this time

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At 00:05:23,456, Character said: No, you're never gonna get it

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At 00:05:24,757, Character said: My love

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At 00:05:25,958, Character said: Never ever gonna get it

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At 00:05:27,393, Character said: Ah, ah, ah

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At 00:05:29,395, Character said: So maybe next time
You give your woman a little respect

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At 00:05:33,866, Character said: So you won't be hearing her say
No way

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At 00:05:38,071, Character said: No you're never gonna get it

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At 00:05:39,405, Character said: Sweet lovin'

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At 00:05:40,840, Character said: - Never ever gonna get it
- Sweet lovin'

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At 00:05:43,343, Character said: - No, you're never ever gonna get it
- My lovin'

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At 00:05:45,478, Character said: Never ever gonna get it

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At 00:05:47,213, Character said: Ooh, bop

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At 00:05:50,083, Character said: [CHEERING]

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At 00:05:57,123, Character said: Fantastic. Nice job.

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At 00:05:59,959, Character said: We're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be right back after this.

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At 00:06:02,829, Character said: Good job.

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At 00:06:08,468, Character said: Is it me,
or did we actually sound decent?

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At 00:06:10,870, Character said: Decent? We rocked.

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At 00:06:12,438, Character said: Wow, you guys sounded amazing.

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