Were.All.Gonna.Die.2024_eng Subtitles

00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:57,Terrifying images are
coming in now of an unknown object.

00:00:57,292 --> 00:01:00,We fear the thousands
trapped inside may already be dead.

00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:02,Traffic out of the evacuation zone
is at a complete standstill.

00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:04,-So what do you think it is?
-Aliens.

00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:07,-Definitely aliens.
-That is the finger of God!

00:01:07,292 --> 00:01:09,They're saying
it's some kind of mineral formation.

00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:12,Capturing the moment the object,
known as the Spike, disappeared.

00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:16,Has reappeared 50 miles off
the coast of Busan, South Korea.

00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:20,Who wants it here in Texas?

00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,Responsible for numerous
strange phenomena.

00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,Mass satellite failure resulting.

00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,Crop failure across
agricultural regions around the world.

00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:29,Deadly rioting continues.

00:01:29,542 --> 00:01:31,Over 100 million dead.

00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:35,We keep dying, and they're doing nothing!

00:02:57,542 --> 00:02:59,Happy birthday, baby girl.

00:03:08,042 --> 00:03:09,It's okay.

00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:25,Son of a bitch!

00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:44,Nope. Okay, it's fine.

00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:48,Where are you? Come on, come on.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.

00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:53,Call all you want, assholes,
I still don't have any money.

00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:58,What the f***k? How are you so long?
How are you so long?

00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:11,Thalia, I think it's the bank.
Yeah, she's right here.

00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:18,Hello?

00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:21,Oh, that's so weird.

00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:24,Sorry, yeah, I've been by my phone
all day. I didn't hear it ring once.

00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:29,Yes, ma'**. I have a job.
I'm packing up my truck

00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:32,right now to go first thing tomorrow
to California with my bees. I'm...

00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:38,Okay. Well, I don't control
when almonds are pollinated,

00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:41,so you're gonna get a big fat
check in about two weeks, okay? Goodbye!

00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:45,Honey, if you need some help...

00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:49,Please, Dad, it's not like you and
Mom have money to spare. I'll be fine.

00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:51,I meant help packing up.

00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,We could have a little time
to hang out and--

00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:57,Dad, I don't need help, okay?

00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:00,I know this is a hard day for you,

00:05:02,167 --> 00:05:04,so I really appreciate you
letting us visit them.

00:05:04,833 --> 00:05:07,-It meant a lot to everybody.
-Dad, stop!

00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,Maybe next time clean around the graves.

00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:17,It's disrespectful.

00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:37,Okay, come on, girls.
Let's get you packed.

00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,God, you g***t heavy.

00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,What has Mama been feeding you?

00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:55,I'm gonna get you on a bee diet.
Diet for bees.

00:05:56,792 --> 00:05:58,This is gonna take all night.

00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:16,What the f***k?

00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:43,-Morning, K***i. Did I wake you?
-Really, Jenna?

00:07:52,292 --> 00:07:56,That was a good speech you gave
at Dave's funeral.

00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,-It was beautiful.
-What are you doing out here?

00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:03,It's been a week since you
ghosted everyone, dude.

00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:05,Look, I know you need some space,

00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:08,but you can only skip work
so long before they fire you.

00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:09,Whatever.

00:08:09,792 --> 00:08:12,I can't afford my place now
that Dave's out of the picture.

00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:15,So what, Dave's car is gonna be
your new permanent residence?

00:08:16,042 --> 00:08:19,Well, it will be, since I can't move it.

00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:21,-K***i.
-Now unboot me, please.

00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:28,You gotta clean this s***t up.
You're lucky I don't give you a ticket.

00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:28,For what?

00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:36,Uh, littering, loitering,
illegally parked vehicle, open container.

00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:38,-Ah, that is piss.
-Oh.

00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:48,K***i, I love you, but you need to stop
coming back here. It's not good for you.

00:08:55,958 --> 00:08:57,Bring my boot back tonight.

00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,Love you too, sis.

00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:14,I'm tired.

00:10:53,042 --> 00:10:56,Stop falling asleep, stupid bitch.

00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:06,No!

00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,F***k!

00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,S***t, s***t, s***t, s***t.

00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:43,-Hey, lady, you all right?
-Yeah, I'm fine.

00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:46,I'm so sorry. That was my fault. I was
just parked in the middle of the road.

00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,No, it's okay. I should have been paying
more attention to you.

00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,-Can you help me with this, actually?
-Yeah, sure.

00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:52,I'm just gonna adjust these straps

00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,and then can you ratchet it down
when I tell you to?

00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,-Okay.
-Okay, ratchet.

00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:59,Okay, great. Thank you.

00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:00,-Oh!
-You okay?

00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,Yeah, sorry. S***t.

00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,I think I just bumped my knee
when I rolled into the...

00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,ditch.

00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:13,-Sorry again about this.
-Oh, it's fine.

00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:17,Oh, my God, I didn't ask if you were okay.
Are you okay?

00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:20,Yeah, I'm fine.
Uh, yeah, not a scratch on me.

00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,-K***i, by the way.
-I'm, uh, Thalia.

00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:27,Sorry, I was just worried
about my-- My bees.

00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:29,-Yeah, beekeeping, huh?
-They're fine.

00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,- That's pretty neat.
- Yeah.

00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,I'm sorry, can I look at your leg?

00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:39,-What?
-Oh, it's cool. I'm an EMT.

00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,Oh! Uh...

00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,-No, I'm fine.
-It just looked like you bumped

00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,your knee pretty hard.

00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,Oh, no. It's probably just a bruise.

00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:50,-Are you sure?
-F***g hell! What?

00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,Oh, my God, it's broken.

00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,Oh, no, it's just swelling.
It's just a little swelling.

00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,-You sit here, okay?
-Okay.

00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:58,I'll get my kit. I'll be right back, okay?
You're gonna be fine.

00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:00,-Sit tight.
-Oh, my God.

00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:04,That's so big.

00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,Oh, s***t.

00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:08,Oh, s***t.

00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:12,G***t it. Don't poke at it.

00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,Are you sure it's not broken?

00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:18,If it was broken,
you wouldn't be able to walk on it.

00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,Hey, that's-- Whoa! That's tight,
that's tight, that's too tight.

00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,It's gotta be, trust me.

00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:25,Okay?

00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:27,Okay.

00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:33,It doesn't look too bad,
so we'll just wrap this up nice and tight

00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:35,and keep it from getting worse.

00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,Right...

00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,- Nice calves.
- Hm?

00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,What?

00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,Did you say something?

00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:57,I said, um...

00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,I said, um, do you--

00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,Do I need to ice my calves later?

00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,This is your knee.

00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,Yep.

00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:10,You know, leg, knee,

00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,calf, it's all the same.
I mean, you're the doctor, so...

00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,Well, EMT's are technically not doctors.

00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,Really? What are you?

00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,Well, we basically
know everything they do,

00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:25,but we get paid less
and get to run through red lights.

00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:26,Oh.

00:14:28,292 --> 00:14:30,Was that your ambulance then?

00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,I mean, it could be if you wanted it.

00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,Excuse me?

00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,-Just...