Sanford & Son s05e24 Sergeant Gork Subtitles

At 00:01:07,680, Character said: Crime rate up 3%. Robbery up 5%.
Burglary up

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At 00:01:14,520, Character said: 8%. I don't know what's happening in the
world today.

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At 00:01:20,280, Character said: Murder up 15%. This is a holdup!

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At 00:01:24,200, Character said: Listen, how'd you get in here?

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At 00:01:26,780, Character said: Listen, I don't have any money, but I'm
babysitting for a 10 -year -old kid. And

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At 00:01:30,620, Character said: you can have him and his lunch money.

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At 00:01:32,920, Character said: Just don't shoot me.

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At 00:01:34,560, Character said: Hi, Grandpa Fred.

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At 00:01:36,199, Character said: Good. I was just playing cowboys and
Indians.

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At 00:01:38,920, Character said: Well, that's great. I'll be the Indian
chief.

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At 00:01:41,140, Character said: Chief Slappy and Fanny.

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At 00:01:43,820, Character said: Don't you never scare me like that no
more.

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At 00:01:45,820, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:01:46,700, Character said: Hey, you want to play checkers or
something?

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At 00:01:48,620, Character said: No, I'm going to stay and take a nap.

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At 00:01:50,320, Character said: Hey, but you're supposed to be watching
me while Lamont is out with the truck.

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At 00:01:53,420, Character said: Look, son, if you want your mother to
marry Lamont, that's okay.

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At 00:01:58,000, Character said: And if you want to stay here while your
mother's away, that's okay.

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At 00:02:01,260, Character said: But if you're looking for a kindly old
grandfather, turn on the Walters.

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At 00:02:06,880, Character said: But you told me we were going to spend
time together.

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At 00:02:09,280, Character said: Have fun.

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At 00:02:10,259, Character said: Yeah, you pretend that you're king in a
junkyard and you're buying and selling

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At 00:02:14,020, Character said: your kingdom and you can't... You can
start right now.

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At 00:02:16,920, Character said: That sounds neat.

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At 00:02:18,740, Character said: Right. And listen, don't wake me up
because if you do, I'll turn into a

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At 00:02:23,760, Character said: witch with a switch and heat up your
rear end.

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At 00:02:32,160, Character said: King in a junkyard.

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At 00:02:37,190, Character said: That looks interesting.

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At 00:02:38,390, Character said: How much?

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At 00:02:39,430, Character said: Well, those old medals, about a quarter
each.

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At 00:02:44,750, Character said: You g***t a deal.

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At 00:02:46,010, Character said: Listen, I've g***t to go to another yard,
and I'll come back and pick up the stuff

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At 00:02:48,830, Character said: later, okay?

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At 00:02:49,430, Character said: All right, peasant.

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At 00:02:50,670, Character said: What? Uh, sir.

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At 00:03:01,070, Character said: Say, I heard the door slam. Who was
that?

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At 00:03:04,070, Character said: Uh, the king just sold a customer some
junk.

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At 00:03:07,070, Character said: I g***t $10 for that nice lamp with the
clock in it. You g***t $10 for that old

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At 00:03:11,510, Character said: lamp? Now he's gone, Roger. What else?

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At 00:03:14,050, Character said: Well, just these three old war medals. I
g***t rid of them for a quarter each.

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At 00:03:19,270, Character said: Just 25 cents?

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At 00:03:21,070, Character said: Sure. They're little and all bent up.

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At 00:03:23,830, Character said: How would you like to be little and bent
up?

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At 00:03:27,030, Character said: 25 cents.

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At 00:03:28,230, Character said: A measly quarter.

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At 00:03:29,510, Character said: I mean, how could you? Don't you know I
won those medals?

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At 00:03:32,510, Character said: You did?

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At 00:03:33,490, Character said: You heard of World War II, haven't you?

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At 00:03:35,370, Character said: Sure, Lamar says that's you and Aunt
Esther.

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At 00:03:39,990, Character said: Sit down over there.

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At 00:03:41,970, Character said: Now, see, this one right here.

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At 00:03:45,130, Character said: Now, this is the okra cluster on a
bronze fig leaf.

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At 00:03:49,870, Character said: I g***t this one for exceptional bravery
in the face of danger.

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At 00:03:54,290, Character said: Tell me, what happened?

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At 00:03:55,350, Character said: No, I can't do that.

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At 00:03:57,090, Character said: I'm too modest.

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At 00:03:58,550, Character said: It all began in England in 1940.

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At 00:04:21,579, Character said: Infantry officer, Major Fred G.

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At 00:04:24,840, Character said: Sanford. And a G stands for guts.

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At 00:04:28,720, Character said: Guts. And more guts.

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At 00:04:31,540, Character said: Tough, hard -nosed, eagle -eyed, a
combat veteran.

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At 00:04:41,480, Character said: But these secret orders will test his
bravery and intelligence to the utmost.

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At 00:04:51,600, Character said: has picked this man to lead a team of
thieves, killers, and raving

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At 00:04:58,520, Character said: homicidal maniacs behind German lines on
a suicide mission.

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At 00:05:05,620, Character said: Suicide mission? Are you crazy?

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At 00:05:07,900, Character said: Man, I'm not going on no suicide
mission.

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At 00:05:10,880, Character said: The future of free men everywhere rests
on this man's shoulders.

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At 00:05:16,080, Character said: I'll gladly go on this suicide mission.

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At 00:05:18,700, Character said: And the next...

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At 00:05:22,730, Character said: into occupied France, try to sneak into
Nazi headquarters, which is surrounded

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At 00:05:27,890, Character said: by the cream of the German army.

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At 00:05:30,670, Character said: The odds of his survival are a thousand
to one.

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At 00:05:35,250, Character said: But Major Sanford doesn't even flinch at
these dangers.

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At 00:05:42,210, Character said: And for this reason, he will be known to
Allied intelligence

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At 00:05:48,770, Character said: by the code name

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At 00:05:51,740, Character said: Stupid.

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At 00:06:06,980, Character said: Hi, Pop. I'm home.

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At 00:06:08,920, Character said: Yes, hi, Pop. I'm home, sir.

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At 00:06:11,540, Character said: All right.

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At 00:06:28,270, Character said: Give me the rundown on these three men.

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At 00:06:30,530, Character said: And tell the woman to run down to a
plastic surgeon.

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At 00:06:35,730, Character said: Well, this first man, this is condemned
prisoner number 4077.

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At 00:06:41,590, Character said: Bubba Faith Beckley.

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At 00:06:44,230, Character said: Now, underneath that innocent face is a
sick, psychotic criminal mind.

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At 00:06:48,670, Character said: Guard yourself at all times, Major.

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At 00:06:50,990, Character said: Listen, I'm a natural leader of men.

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At 00:06:53,530, Character said: Once I immediately establish goodwill
with this killer.

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At 00:07:01,220, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:03,260, Character said: You g***t the cutest little bow.

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At 00:07:09,040, Character said: I hear you're an expert with explosives.

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At 00:07:11,340, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:07:12,240, Character said: And if you let me take me on this
mission, I'll blow your bridges, I'll

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At 00:07:16,700, Character said: your trains, I'll blow your tanks.

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At 00:07:18,880, Character said: And if you catch a cold, I'll get some
dynamite and blow your nose.

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At 00:07:25,460, Character said: That's all, soldier.

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At 00:07:28,040, Character said: Well, what's the story on this guy,
Lieutenant?

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At 00:07:29,780, Character said: Oh, this is Fingers Rollo, most
notorious thief in all of Europe.

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At 00:07:34,100, Character said: nothing he won't steal.

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At 00:07:35,900, Character said: Hey,

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At 00:07:37,660, Character said: what's happening, Major Pops?

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At 00:07:40,300, Character said: That's Major Pops, sir.

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At 00:07:42,620, Character said: Listen, Fingers, are you willing to go
on this mission with us?

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At 00:07:45,700, Character said: Hey, man, I'm down for it. I did secret
mission, and I know all about this one.

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At 00:07:50,260, Character said: How can you know about this secret
mission when I carry the secret orders

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At 00:07:53,980, Character said: my shirt, chained to my armpits?

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At 00:07:57,050, Character said: You want a bit?

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At 00:08:02,750, Character said: Get out of here. Just leave.

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At 00:08:04,530, Character said: What's the story on you?

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At 00:08:05,970, Character said: Are you a weapons expert?

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At 00:08:07,610, Character said: A great pilot?

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At 00:08:09,030, Character said: An electronic wizard?

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At 00:08:10,670, Character said: No, I'm the love interest.

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At 00:08:17,230, Character said: Love interest. That's right.

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At 00:08:19,120, Character said: every time there's a lull in the
fighting. Some soldier takes me aside,

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At 00:08:23,580, Character said: in my ear, and tells me how much he'd
rather make love than war.

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At 00:08:29,220, Character said: Sorry, but Deputy Dog isn't in this
fight.

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At 00:08:36,900, Character said: Listen, buddy.

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At 00:08:39,000, Character said: It's been a long, hard war, and I fought
from the sands of Iwo Jima to the

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At 00:08:45,260, Character said: shores of Tripoli.

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At 00:08:47,070, Character said: And the last thing in the world I need
is an olive -drab ding -a -l***g who

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At 00:08:52,350, Character said: time he opens his mouth, his tongue
bayonets his brain.

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At 00:08:58,630, Character said: Well put, foxhole face.

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At 00:09:01,930, Character said: That's all. Who's next?

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At 00:09:04,110, Character said: Well, I apologize for the behavior of
these other prisoners.

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At 00:09:07,370, Character said: Now, this next man is due to be executed
at dawn, so I'm sure he'll be a little

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At 00:09:11,170, Character said: more cooperative.

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At 00:09:12,510, Character said: Soldier? Yeah!

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At 00:09:24,200, Character said: You know, I g***t these notches on my
knife from spreading crunchy peanut

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At 00:09:31,020, Character said: Watch your mouth. See, I g***t a black
belt in karate, a green belt in judo,

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At 00:09:35,920, Character said: red belt in kung fu.

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At 00:09:37,620, Character said: And a pot at the end of the rainbow.

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At 00:09:42,060, Character said: Are you with me or not?

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At 00:09:44,160, Character said: Would you like to swap out in this
prison, or would you like to go and

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