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At 00:00:00,040, Character said: Dude, how's this work now?

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At 00:00:02,380, Character said: I mean, you said you g***t it on this.
It's gonna be perfect.

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At 00:00:05,840, Character said: Like, how's it work?

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At 00:00:06,760, Character said: Dude, we're gonna... You just ask him?
We're just gonna pretend like we're

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At 00:00:09,340, Character said: polling people.

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At 00:00:10,220, Character said: Okay, since it's presidential election.
Yeah. Right.

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At 00:00:12,900, Character said: Dude, we're gonna get hot chicks, dude.
Hi.

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At 00:00:15,660, Character said: Hello. My name's Justin, and I was doing
a poll for Obama 08, and I was

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At 00:00:20,560, Character said: wondering if you were interested in
doing a survey.

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At 00:00:23,280, Character said: You're leaning towards McCain.

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At 00:00:24,400, Character said: Now, why are you doing that?

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At 00:00:26,020, Character said: Um, well, because he's...

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At 00:00:30,830, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:00:32,090, Character said: Yeah, but, you know, Obama would be able
to fix a lot of things that are wrong

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At 00:00:35,670, Character said: with the country, like the war in Iraq
and the economy. No, no, I'm going to go

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At 00:00:41,770, Character said: with McCain.

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At 00:00:42,550, Character said: You sure can.

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At 00:00:43,390, Character said: You know, this is real important
information that I have to get. You

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At 00:00:47,030, Character said: election is only 36 days away.

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At 00:00:49,150, Character said: Yeah, but it's really hot out here.

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At 00:00:50,290, Character said: Well, you know, we do have, I could
actually do this poll survey back at our

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At 00:00:55,390, Character said: polling station. It's only a block away,
and it's g***t AC, and we give you

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At 00:00:59,590, Character said: desserts and drinks. and it's not a bad
deal.

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At 00:01:03,970, Character said: I don't know. How long is it going to
take? It doesn't take long at all. You

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At 00:01:07,710, Character said: know, we just go over the statistics
real quick with you and show you what

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At 00:01:11,890, Character said: real deal is.

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At 00:01:12,850, Character said: You know what I mean? All right, but
there's nothing that's going to change

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At 00:01:15,250, Character said: mind. Okay, that's fine. We'll just have
you do the poll and show you what the

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At 00:01:19,110, Character said: real statistics are, and maybe we can
switch you over to the wave of the

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At 00:01:24,010, Character said: Vote for the black man.

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At 00:01:28,080, Character said: Okay, well, let's do the poll and see
what you think after you see the

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At 00:01:30,900, Character said: statistics. All right. All right?

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At 00:01:33,360, Character said: Okay, very cool.

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At 00:01:35,240, Character said: Well, we're right here, so if you want
to jump in, you can go with that.

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At 00:01:39,980, Character said: All right.

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At 00:01:40,980, Character said: So do you really have a good purpose why
you like McCain better than Obama?

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At 00:01:46,760, Character said: Well, the last time I checked, he was
white, so, you know, I'm sorry. That's

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At 00:01:51,140, Character said: way I grew up.

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At 00:01:52,520, Character said: Well, you know, you're right.

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At 00:01:54,920, Character said: He's white.

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At 00:01:56,890, Character said: You know, but maybe that's the reason
why we're in the situation we are with

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At 00:02:03,130, Character said: financial and the economy and war.

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At 00:02:06,930, Character said: I honestly just cannot see what a black
man can offer me. I'm sorry.

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At 00:02:11,670, Character said: Well, you know, I think he might be able
to switch some of the things that are

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At 00:02:14,930, Character said: wrong with this country today.

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At 00:02:16,870, Character said: You know, black men have been able to
switch things, you know.

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At 00:02:20,030, Character said: Well, I don't think that he's going to
win. The last time we checked the polls,

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At 00:02:23,370, Character said: McCain is definitely going to win. So
maybe that's not going to count anyways.

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At 00:02:26,670, Character said: Well, you know, I have a pole that says
that he's not, to tell you the truth.

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At 00:02:33,930, Character said: Really? Yeah, and it's a pretty big
pole.

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At 00:02:37,450, Character said: Yeah, it's going to have to be a really
big pole.

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At 00:02:41,090, Character said: Well,

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At 00:02:42,550, Character said: it is a big pole. I can show you if
you'd like.

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At 00:02:45,670, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:01,070, Character said: big hole.

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At 00:03:01,850, Character said: And that's much bigger than the white
holes, right?

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At 00:03:06,190, Character said: Yeah, I guess so.

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At 00:03:08,190, Character said: See, this is one thing that McCain can't
offer you. It's right here.

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At 00:03:13,950, Character said: The pole of a black man is always going
to succeed.

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At 00:03:18,890, Character said: Hmm. Let's see about that.

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At 00:03:21,410, Character said: You want to check it out? Yeah.

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At 00:03:23,410, Character said: I thought you might be interested in the
pole that I have.

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At 00:03:29,110, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:03:31,920, Character said: Oh yeah.

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At 00:03:40,500, Character said: You do good work.

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At 00:03:44,320, Character said: I might even be able to get you on the
campaign here.

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At 00:03:48,560, Character said: Yeah? Yeah.

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At 00:04:25,450, Character said: Have you ever been an intern?

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At 00:04:28,690, Character said: No. Yeah?

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At 00:04:30,350, Character said: Interested? Maybe.

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At 00:04:32,050, Character said: Yeah?

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At 00:04:35,010, Character said: I think you might have the right assets
for it.

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At 00:04:42,330, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:05:01,340, Character said: Obama, oh, hey.

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At 00:05:06,600, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:15,920, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:19,300, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:05:22,300, Character said: my.

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At 00:05:26,720, Character said: Maybe you can work me out on my desk
here a little bit.

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At 00:05:52,960, Character said: I think you would fit in the Obama
campaign.

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At 00:06:01,290, Character said: Yeah. Yeah.

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At 00:06:02,970, Character said: You know, it's real hard campaigning
against a white man.

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At 00:06:06,730, Character said: Yeah. If we have a white girl with us,
then things would be a little bit

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At 00:06:13,350, Character said: I can't be up with that.

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At 00:06:15,290, Character said: I know you can.

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At 00:06:29,160, Character said: economy hasn't hurt your assets.

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At 00:06:32,460, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:06:37,920, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:06:42,840, Character said: yeah. I want to sell those assets.

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At 00:06:45,520, Character said: You're definitely a Democrat.

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At 00:07:03,470, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:07:52,490, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:07:54,070, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:07:55,390, Character said: yeah. Oh, yeah.

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At 00:07:58,310, Character said: Let me stand you up. I'll take you for a
run.

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At 00:16:29,040, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:18:20,300, Character said: S***t. Oh, s***t.

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At 00:18:22,380, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:18:23,800, Character said: Oh, my goodness.

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At 00:18:29,340, Character said: It's starting to tingle.

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At 00:18:31,680, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:25:06,700, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:28:18,959, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:28:22,040, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:28:39,080, Character said: Who do you think you're going to vote
for?

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At 00:28:41,140, Character said: I think I changed my mind.

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At 00:28:43,540, Character said: I can definitely see what a black...