En Underbar Javla Jul 1080pswedish (2015) Subtitles

At 00:00:06,000, Character said: Annonsera din produkt eller ditt märke här
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At 00:00:37,083, Character said: N�men, Ulf!

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At 00:00:39,791, Character said: Vad �r det h�r? Vi hade ju best�mt
att du inte skulle ta med tomtedr�kten.

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At 00:00:45,708, Character said: -Ja, men... Bry dig inte ** det.
-De vill ju g�ra det h�r p� sitt s�tt.

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At 00:00:51,333, Character said: De kanske inte vill ha en tomte.

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At 00:00:55,166, Character said: Menar du att mitt barnbarn inte ska f�
tr�ffa tomten p� sj�lvaste julafton?

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At 00:01:00,041, Character said: Nej, men vi best�mde att du inte
skulle ta med n�gon tomtedr�kt.

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At 00:01:04,208, Character said: F�r vi julskinka eller �r det ocks�
f�r heterosexuellt?

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At 00:01:08,125, Character said: Nu �r det deras julafton.

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At 00:01:09,791, Character said: ** vi s� f�r �ta kebab hela natten,
�r det vi som h�ller truten.

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At 00:01:13,833, Character said: Det blir en utmaning f�r dig.
Va fan, jag hade...

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At 00:01:16,125, Character said: H�r.

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At 00:01:17,500, Character said: Ingen tomte?
Det �r ju f�r fan d�rf�r man firar jul.

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At 00:01:22,666, Character said: Jag blir galen.

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At 00:01:25,208, Character said: -Housekeeping.
-Herregud...

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At 00:01:28,625, Character said: -Det st�r "don't disturb" p� d�rren.
-"Please make up my room", but no problem.

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At 00:01:35,083, Character said: Okej, we were on our way to go.
Hurry up because we are in a hurry.

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At 00:01:42,958, Character said: I'm sorry, I took the wrong thing.

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At 00:01:48,541, Character said: -�lskling!
-Vad �r det h�r?

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At 00:01:52,208, Character said: Det �r bara st�daren.

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At 00:01:55,291, Character said: Du, I want to show you something.

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At 00:02:01,083, Character said: With the bed here...

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At 00:02:04,375, Character said: -�r det n�t fel med s�ngen?
-No... nej.

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At 00:02:10,791, Character said: Nej, men... Den var
v�ldigt h�rt b�ddad.

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At 00:02:17,250, Character said: Man vill ju inte g�rna sova
i en kokong.

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At 00:02:23,291, Character said: -Jag fixar det, inga problem.
-Tack.

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At 00:02:28,416, Character said: Hur fan kan dom ha s***t p�
laktosfri gr�dde?

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At 00:02:31,708, Character said: Jag har lovat morsan
laktosfri ris � la Malta.

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At 00:02:36,125, Character said: -Fiser farmor ikv�ll s� �r vi k�rda.
-Det vill inte jag heller.

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At 00:02:39,833, Character said: -Leta p�, �lskling.
-Du �r duktig.

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At 00:02:43,166, Character said: -Kan vi ta kvarg i st�llet?
-Det vet jag inte.

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At 00:02:48,375, Character said: -Finns det n�n som vet vad kvarg �r?
-Finns det laktosfri kvarg?

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At 00:02:52,875, Character said: -Har ni laktosfri kvarg?
-Ja, titta till v�nster.

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At 00:02:57,541, Character said: -Kan man ha det till ris � la Malta?
-Nej, det ska vara riktig gr�dde.

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At 00:03:02,541, Character said: -Jag hittar ingen laktosfri gr�dde.
-Hetsa inte upp dig.

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At 00:03:07,083, Character said: Jag tar vanlig gr�dde, s� anv�nder vi
lite mindre. Vad kan g� fel?

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At 00:03:11,333, Character said: Meningen "Vad kan g� fel?"
ska vi vara f�rsiktiga med i dag.

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At 00:03:21,250, Character said: -�r du f�rdig nu �lskling?
-Ja, ja.

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At 00:03:23,958, Character said: -F�r jag fr�ga... St�dade du h�r i g�r?
-Ja, det gjorde jag.

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At 00:03:30,666, Character said: Det l�g �ppelskrutt i papperskorgen.
Det hade inte jag lagt d�r.

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At 00:03:35,333, Character said: -Det var tr�kigt.
-Jag �r v�ldigt k�nslig f�r dofter.

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At 00:03:40,333, Character said: D� vill man inte bo i ett rum
som luktar kompost.

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At 00:03:44,708, Character said: Det var ju f�r fan jag
som �t �pple i g�r kv�ll.

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At 00:03:49,166, Character said: Ja, men det l�g ju
m�nga �ppelskrutt h�r.

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At 00:03:54,833, Character said: D� f�r jag be ** urs�kt f�r
att jag l�t lite irriterad.

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At 00:04:01,791, Character said: Men...jag �r ingen rasist.

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At 00:04:03,958, Character said: Jag f�rv�ntar mig samma arbete av dig
som ** du vore en svensk st�dare.

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At 00:04:10,625, Character said: Ja, herregud... - Men god jul.

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At 00:04:19,708, Character said: Jag ber ** urs�kt f�r min fru, hon �r
ingen rasist i vanliga fall. God jul.

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At 00:04:41,583, Character said: Hall�!

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At 00:04:44,458, Character said: Fan, vad najs! S***t, vad sexigt.

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At 00:04:49,375, Character said: Nej, det g�r inte!

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At 00:05:00,166, Character said: Den h�r, d�?

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At 00:05:02,416, Character said: -Kristallkula p� granen!
-Kristallkula? Nej, glitterbulle!

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At 00:05:26,333, Character said: S�, nu r�cker det. Vi har br�ttom nu.

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At 00:05:30,875, Character said: Den d�r var ganska deprimerande.
Den ser ut som ett t�lt.

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At 00:05:34,875, Character said: Det passar s�kert i kv�ll.

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At 00:05:38,875, Character said: -Jag �r s� nerv�s.
-Ta det lugnt.

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At 00:05:41,791, Character said: -Jag kommer att g�ra bort mig!
-Det kommer att g� skitbra, jag lovar.

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At 00:05:48,958, Character said: Vem kl�r du upp dig f�r egentligen?
Mig eller din exman?

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At 00:05:53,041, Character said: Det �r f�r mig sj�lv.

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At 00:05:57,000, Character said: Jas�, det �r du som
b�r hem julmaten i �r?

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At 00:06:00,750, Character said: -Vi ska bort.
-Jaha.

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At 00:06:04,416, Character said: -Det luktar gott.
-Tycker du?

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At 00:06:07,083, Character said: -Vad �r det?
-Du kan f� se.

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At 00:06:10,541, Character said: -�r det �l?
-Nej, dolmades.

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At 00:06:13,125, Character said: -Vad �r det?
-En grekisk matr�tt.

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At 00:06:16,250, Character said: -Jaha... Kommer du fr�n Grekland?
-Min pappa g�r det.

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At 00:06:20,916, Character said: Intressant.

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At 00:06:25,125, Character said: -God jul.
-God jul p� dig sj�lv, lille v�n.

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At 00:06:32,375, Character said: -Beh�ver du hj�lp?
-Tack! Du f�r nog m�nga klappar i �r.

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At 00:06:37,083, Character said: -Hej!
-Hej, hej!

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At 00:06:40,166, Character said: Sn�lla farmor...
Dricker du champagne nu?

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At 00:06:45,625, Character said: Det �r ju julafton, lilla gumman.
L�ng dags f�rd mot snaps.

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At 00:06:51,458, Character said: Lika bra att f� ett litet f�rspr�ng.

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At 00:06:56,291, Character said: Inte s� ofta,
vi �ker dit kanske vart tredje �r.

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At 00:07:00,583, Character said: -Har du varit i Grekland?
-Nej, aldrig. -Synd, det �r j�ttekul.

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At 00:07:04,750, Character said: Ska vi g�, d�?

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At 00:07:07,625, Character said: -N�r kommer pappa?
-Tjata inte, Ebba. Han jobbar i dag.

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At 00:07:12,041, Character said: -Varf�r det?
-Det �r som det �r.

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At 00:07:15,333, Character said: Det �r underbart att man har ett jobb.

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At 00:07:19,208, Character said: -Kan du ta farmor?
-Kan inte...?

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At 00:07:24,666, Character said: Jag tycker att vi ska ha en riktigt
h�rlig och annorlunda jul i �r.

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At 00:07:30,291, Character said: Man kan s�ga
att vi ska ha en riktig gayjul.

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At 00:07:34,083, Character said: -Tjena!
-Hej!

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At 00:07:36,458, Character said: -Blev det cykel dagen till �ra?
-Vi ska snart k�pa bil.

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At 00:07:40,583, Character said: Eftersom det �nd� �r en gr�n jul
kan man passa p� att k�ra gr�nt.

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At 00:07:45,375, Character said: Det d�r kanske du skulle ta efter.
Br�nna lite kalorier.

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At 00:07:49,458, Character said: -Nej, fy fan. Jag tar hellre bilen.
-Jo, det ser vi.

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At 00:07:53,750, Character said: Han �r ju typecastad som tomte.

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At 00:07:56,708, Character said: Det �r viktigt att du kommer prick sju,
det �r ju en �verraskning.

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At 00:08:01,041, Character said: -Inga problem.
-Du har inte jour eller n�t?

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At 00:08:05,458, Character said: Nej, b�de Annika och jag �r lediga.
Barn och barnbarn kommer i morgon.

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At 00:08:10,333, Character said: I kv�ll ska vi njuta av lugn och ro.

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At 00:08:13,166, Character said: Vad sk�nt det l�ter.

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At 00:08:22,375, Character said: Tack s� mycket!

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At 00:08:25,416, Character said: -Jag ska h�mta bilen, bara.
-Ska du k�ra?

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At 00:08:29,625, Character said: -Ja, jag ska k�ra.
-Ska du vara nykter?

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At 00:08:32,958, Character said: -Ja, jag ska vara nykter.
-Bara idioter �r nyktra p� julafton.

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At 00:08:38,833, Character said: -Stanna h�r, s� h�mtar jag bilen.
-Ulf, �lskling!

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At 00:08:43,208, Character said: Ebba! Ta det lugnt!

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At 00:08:46,500, Character said: Herregud, Ebba...

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At 00:08:48,958, Character said: -F�rl�t! Nu �r de alldeles grusiga.
-De smakar �nd� skit.

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At 00:08:53,833, Character said: -Nej, vindolmar som �r s� gott.
-Tycker du?

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At 00:08:57,916, Character said: -Ja, visst.
-D� kan du ta dem.

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At 00:09:00,333, Character said: Vi f�r nog n�ja oss med julskinka.
Eller hur, Ebba?

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At 00:09:04,958, Character said: Kom nu, tjejer!

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At 00:09:06,750, Character said: -God jul, i alla fall.
-Detsamma.

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At 00:09:09,125, Character said: Kom nu, Ebba.

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At 00:09:16,291, Character said: -Det �r stoppf�rbud h�r, hoppa in.
-Ska du hj�lpa din mamma?

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At 00:09:20,625, Character said: St�ng d�rren!

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At 00:09:40,708, Character said: De �r h�r! Din familj �r h�r.
Jag s�g dem parkera.

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At 00:09:45,541, Character said: -Varf�r ska de alltid vara s� tidiga?
-Det �r v�l bra?

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At 00:09:50,833, Character said: In med dem och ber�tta,
s� �r det �verst�kat.

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At 00:09:54,416, Character said: Jag kan inte ha p� mig det h�r!

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At 00:09:58,708, Character said: P� med finkl�derna nu. T�nk p� att vi
ger dem den b�sta julklapp man kan f�.

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At 00:10:06,875, Character said: -Jag �lskar dig, Simon.
-Jag �lskar dig ocks�.

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At 00:10:13,208, Character said: -Vad �r det h�r?
-Ja, det...

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At 00:10:18,125, Character said: -Det �r inget hus, det �r ju en kuv�s.
-Men, Ulf... De bara...renoverar lite.

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At 00:10:25,000, Character said: Oscar sa inte
att det var ett renoveringsobjekt.

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At 00:10:28,625, Character said: -Det sa...