Robots English (2023) Subtitles

At 00:00:53,162, Character said: It gives me great pride

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At 00:00:55,329, Character said: to complete the work
of securing our southern border.

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At 00:00:58,365, Character said: When this project started,

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At 00:01:00,235, Character said: over 11 million people
lived here illegally.

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At 00:01:03,700, Character said: Well, we've not only
g***t rid of them,

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At 00:01:06,802, Character said: but this beautiful wall

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At 00:01:09,310, Character said: will ensure that
they can never return.

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At 00:01:12,610, Character said: - Yeah!
- Yes!

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At 00:01:14,942, Character said: We g***t 'em.

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At 00:01:17,351, Character said: Credit should also go
to the Tesla Corporation,

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At 00:01:20,420, Character said: who ten years ago
created the wonderful robots

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At 00:01:23,786, Character said: who now do the tasks
the illegals once did,

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At 00:01:26,624, Character said: but without robbing and raping

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At 00:01:29,627, Character said: decent Americans in the process,

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At 00:01:31,695, Character said: or complaining
when they're disposed of.

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At 00:01:34,467, Character said: ( cheering )

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At 00:01:36,502, Character said: ( music playing )

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At 00:01:38,636, Character said: Yes! USA!

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At 00:01:41,309, Character said: ♪ Oh, the boll weevil
** the little brown bug ♪

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At 00:01:43,608, Character said: - USA!
- ♪ Come from Mexico ♪

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At 00:01:46,281, Character said: ♪ They say, uh-huh ♪

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At 00:01:47,975, Character said: ♪ Come all the way to Texas ♪

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At 00:01:50,978, Character said: ♪ Looking for a place
to stay ♪

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At 00:01:52,815, Character said: ♪ Just looking for a home ♪

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At 00:01:55,785, Character said: ♪ Just looking for a home ♪

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At 00:01:58,986, Character said: ♪ Now, the first time
I seen the boll weevil ♪

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At 00:02:02,297, Character said: ♪ He's a-sitting
on the square ♪

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At 00:02:05,696, Character said: ♪ Next time
I see the boll weevil ♪

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At 00:02:08,402, Character said: ♪ He's g***t all
his family there ♪

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At 00:02:10,569, Character said: ♪ Just looking for a home ♪

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At 00:02:19,545, Character said: Happy skating.

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At 00:02:34,263, Character said: Oh! Ah!

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At 00:02:35,396, Character said: - Oh, my God!
- Bugger!

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At 00:02:37,365, Character said: - Are you okay?
- ( pants, grunts )

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At 00:02:39,565, Character said: - Here, let me help you.
- Thank you.

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At 00:02:42,403, Character said: Oh. Oof.

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At 00:02:45,571, Character said: My God, you're beautiful.

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At 00:02:48,376, Character said: So sorry.
That's so inappropriate.

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At 00:02:50,543, Character said: I might be a little dazed.

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At 00:02:52,677, Character said: I'm Charles, by the way.

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At 00:02:53,843, Character said: - It's okay. I'm Emily.
- Thank you.

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At 00:02:57,011, Character said: You're welcome.
Let's get you off the ice.

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At 00:02:59,453, Character said: Yes. Oh! Thank you.

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At 00:03:12,301, Character said: - May I?
- Oh.

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At 00:03:20,870, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:03:25,446, Character said: Trash can...

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At 00:03:27,679, Character said: ( whirring, sputtering )

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At 00:03:29,747, Character said: Trash can...

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At 00:03:34,048, Character said: Nice day. Day nice.

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At 00:03:36,017, Character said: - ( continues sputtering )
- ( whistles )

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At 00:03:58,710, Character said: - Good morning, Jane.
- Good morning, Charles.

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At 00:04:00,943, Character said: Looking radiant as ever.

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At 00:04:05,816, Character said: - ( knocking on door )
- Hey, Charles.

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At 00:04:07,686, Character said: Hi, Dad.
Scottsdale's looking good.

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At 00:04:09,985, Character said: I managed to get around
the atrium acoustics issue

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At 00:04:11,987, Character said: which was holding us up
for the permit.

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At 00:04:13,593, Character said: - Great job, son.
- And I g***t these for mum.

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At 00:04:15,826, Character said: Aw, well, why don't you
give them to her yourself?

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At 00:04:18,532, Character said: She's making lasagna
this evening.

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At 00:04:20,028, Character said: I'd love to, but it's
date number four with Emily,

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At 00:04:22,866, Character said: and I think
she might be the one.

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At 00:04:24,901, Character said: That's great.

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At 00:04:26,804, Character said: You know, at the risk
of sounding patronizing,

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At 00:04:28,707, Character said: the change in you
this past year
has been incredible.

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At 00:04:31,072, Character said: Thanks, Dad.
I really managed to pull myself
out of a dark period.

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At 00:04:34,713, Character said: You still think about her?

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At 00:04:35,879, Character said: - Francesca?
- Mm.

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At 00:04:37,111, Character said: - God, no.
- Well, that's the spirit.

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At 00:04:38,849, Character said: - And to think--
- Hey, Pop, I need you.

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At 00:04:40,752, Character said: 'Sup, half-bro. Pop?

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At 00:04:42,754, Character said: Yeah, Charles
has a new girlfriend.

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At 00:04:44,657, Character said: - It's pretty serious.
- Wow.

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At 00:04:46,021, Character said: I look forward to
meeting her brains out.

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At 00:04:48,122, Character said: - Pop, come on.
- See you later, Charles.

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At 00:04:51,400, Character said: Nice.

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At 00:05:07,713, Character said: I don't want
this evening to end.

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At 00:05:09,880, Character said: Come back to my place.

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At 00:05:12,047, Character said: I'd like nothing more,

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At 00:05:14,555, Character said: but I really want
our first time to be special.

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At 00:05:18,427, Character said: - Tonight.
- Tomorrow.

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At 00:05:22,761, Character said: I promise.

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At 00:05:30,868, Character said: ( video game gunfire )

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At 00:05:34,036, Character said: I saw Emily after work.

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At 00:05:36,874, Character said: She wanted me to go back
to her place.

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At 00:05:42,583, Character said: I g***t you a Lotaburger
on the way home.

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At 00:05:45,212, Character said: Would you like me
to remove the vegetables

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At 00:05:47,049, Character said: - and transfer it to a plate?
- F***k's sake!

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At 00:05:49,887, Character said: - ( "Reveille" playing )
- Ugh.

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At 00:05:53,594, Character said: Thanks to you,
that's now 50,001 Americans
killed in North Korea.

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At 00:05:58,665, Character said: Put yourself on
deprogram now, C2.

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At 00:06:00,832, Character said: Yes, Charles.

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At 00:06:06,871, Character said: - May I?
- Oh.

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At 00:06:08,774, Character said: C2, what is the point of me

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At 00:06:11,106, Character said: committing random acts
of kindness

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At 00:06:13,174, Character said: if they're not
put on social media
for the whole world to see?

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At 00:06:15,946, Character said: Well, Charles,
altruism is an integral
virtue of any society.

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At 00:06:19,180, Character said: Altruism doesn't get you laid
if nobody knows about it.

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At 00:06:22,557, Character said: Right, let's see what else
you 9/11-ed today.

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At 00:06:26,121, Character said: I don't want
this evening to end.

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At 00:06:27,859, Character said: - Nice.
- Come back to my place.

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At 00:06:29,630, Character said: How many dates to reel
this one in?

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At 00:06:31,192, Character said: Just four, Charles.

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At 00:06:32,831, Character said: Those ice skating chicks
are the best.

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At 00:06:34,668, Character said: Yes, Emily is fascinating.

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At 00:06:36,769, Character said: She majored in Econ at Tufts

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At 00:06:38,936, Character said: and is a connoisseur
of classic cinema,

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At 00:06:41,004, Character said: in particular,
the oeuvre of Adam Sandler.

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At 00:06:42,940, Character said: That's not what I meant.

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At 00:06:44,645, Character said: I had you built
specifically to spare me

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At 00:06:48,275, Character said: from the tedium of dating.

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At 00:06:50,915, Character said: I'm interested in women
for one thing

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At 00:06:53,621, Character said: and one thing only.

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At 00:06:55,590, Character said: Reporter: Thomas Newton,
a systems analyst for Raytheon,

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At 00:06:58,527, Character said: was today sentenced
to 28 years in prison

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At 00:07:01,156, Character said: after authorities discovered

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At 00:07:02,663, Character said: he had an illegal
robot double of himself.

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At 00:07:04,632, Character said: Strictly prohibited
for civilian ownership,

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At 00:07:07,162, Character said: it is long been rumored
that advanced android clones

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At 00:07:09,967, Character said: are available
on the black market.

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At 00:07:12,134, Character said: Suspicions were first aroused
when 58-year-old Newton,

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At 00:07:14,873, Character said: a keen amateur runner,

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At 00:07:16,545, Character said: broke the world marathon record
in Ohio last June...

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At 00:07:19,108, Character said: - You hear that, dummy?
- Yes, Charles.

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At 00:07:24,014, Character said: We'll need to be more careful.

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At 00:07:25,554, Character said: No leaving the house

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At 00:07:26,720, Character said: at the same time, understood?

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At 00:07:28,249, Character said: Yes, Charles.

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At 00:07:29,954, Character said: Now shut your mouth.
I need to pee.

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At 00:07:32,253, Character said: Yes, Charles.

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At 00:07:35,322, Character said: Good evening, Miss Denholm.

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At 00:07:37,027, Character said: Would you like to have
the most incredible s***x with me?

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At 00:07:40,063, Character said: Ha! Indeed I would, kind sir.

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At 00:07:43,165, Character said: The most incredible s***x ever!

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At 00:07:45,299, Character said: Your wish is my command.

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At 00:07:48,742, Character said: ( grunting )

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At 00:07:52,009, Character said: ( groans )

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At 00:07:55,716, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:07:58,785, Character said: That was amazing.

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At 00:08:01,788, Character said: Nothing beats good s***x, right?

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At 00:08:03,790, Character said: Totally.

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At 00:08:06,958, Character said: ( clears throat )

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At 00:08:08,630, Character said: Well, I should be leaving.

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At 00:08:11,798, Character said: Is everything okay?

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At 00:08:13,767, Character said: Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?

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At 00:08:15,329, Character said: Well, when can I see you again?

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At 00:08:17,199, Character said: Let me see.

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At 00:08:19,938, Character said: How are you for October 17th?

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At 00:08:23,205, Character said: That's a month from now.

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At 00:08:25,273, Character said: Yeah, you're right.

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