Chad.Powers.S01E04.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL Subtitles

00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,QB one.

00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,Hey, Coach.

00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:35,You ready to climb Rocky Top?

00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:36,Yes, sir.

00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:40,Hey, so,

00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:45,what's the deal with, uh,
you and, uh, Catfish boy?

00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,Whiskers?

00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,Yeah, the young man
that's inside of Whiskers.

00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:56,I know that you requested to
bunk together at the hotel.

00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:01,S***t.

00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,I would...

00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:10,I'd like to say this in
the most modern of ways.

00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:16,Where a man hangs his
hat is his own business.

00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:18,But you should know,
as a starter...

00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,-there will be extra...
-We're related.

00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,Oh. Oh, how?

00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,It's like The Blind Side.

00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,His... His family
Blind Sided me.

00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,-His family took you in?
-For a while.

00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:43,And then, well, my
family took him in.

00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:44,So...

00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,I guess in that way, we sort
of Blind Sided each other.

00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:50,So, when I... When I lived with his
family, I guess they saw it coming,

00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,so I guess it wasn't
really a Blind Side, but...

00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:57,Like, in that way, we sorta
are both Michael Oher.

00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:03,I like you, Powers.

00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,I like you too, Coach.

00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:08,But you are a puzzle.

00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,Well, as long as Tennessee

00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,-can't solve me, right?
-Yeah, well...

00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:34,-Hey, Chad.
-Hey, Coach.

00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,What was, uh, Coach
talking to you about?

00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,Uh...

00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,I mean, just...
just football stuff.

00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,No s***t?

00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,Football stuff en route
to the football game?

00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,What is the offensive plan?

00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:51,Uh, I mean, have you... have you
not talked to him since last week?

00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,It's kinda... It's
just how our fights go.

00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:59,And our last fight
happened on national TV.

00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,The radio said I
went "full Carrie."

00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,What... What does that mean?

00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,It's a period dog whistle.

00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,Period dog whistle?

00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,Excuse me, I need
to talk to Chad.

00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,-Okay, can this wait?
-It really can't.

00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,I actually haven't officially
met you, but I'm Coach Hudson.

00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,He's Coach Hudson.

00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,Okay.

00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:24,Right, I will, um...

00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,leave you guys to it.
Great, okay. I will...

00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,What is so important, Whiskers?

00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,Someone left the cap off.

00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,We have no glue for your face.

00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,What
does this mean?

00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,It
means we're f***d!

00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,Okay,
listen up, ladies!

00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:39,The bus is leaving at 8:00 a.m.,
so bed checks will be 11:00.

00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,Breakfast is at 6:00 a.m.

00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,7:00 a.m. team meeting
in the conference room.

00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,Powers, what the
f***k ** I saying?

00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:49,Powers!

00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,Oh.

00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,Huh, what... uh, what?

00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,Mornin'.

00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,When's bed check?

00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:02,Bed check's when our...

00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,eyelids kiss our eyeballs.

00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,11:00, Coach!

00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,To make sure we are
not spreadin' cheeks.

00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,Cordarius! Nishan!
What's so fuckin' funny?

00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,Curfew's about a lot more than
spreading or not spreading cheeks, man.

00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,No, no, that's
not... that's not...

00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,Tighten up, we
g***t a game tomorrow.

00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:25,That's not true. It is all
about fuckin' spreading cheeks.

00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,And nobody will be fuckin'
spreading cheeks tonight! Or...

00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:30,It's real simple, fellas. If
you're not in your room by 11:
00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,ready for bed, you
ain't playing tomorrow.

00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,And I don't care
who ya are, alright?

00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,What are we gonna do?

00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,Chad
just took over as starter,

00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,things are finally
turning around.

00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:43,And it all falls apart
because of f***g glue.

00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,There has to be somewhere in Knoxville
that sells prosthetic adhesive.

00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:48,-Why does there have to be that?
-What about Michaels?

00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,Closed, permanently. Sad.

00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,Maybe we can go in the morning.

00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,Kickoff's at 12:00, we
gotta be on the bus by 8:00.

00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,And the glue you're wearing
won't hold through tomorrow.

00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,Russ, we should call your dad.

00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,Absolutely not.

00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,-He would know how we can...
-I said, forget about it, cuh.

00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,Oh, there's a Spirit
Halloween that's open.

00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,-In early September?
-We live in spooky times.

00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,I can get there before
they close at 9:00.

00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,Whoa, whoa, wait,
I'm coming with you.

00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,We're gonna test this s***t out in
the field and make sure it works.

00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,You're not allowed
to leave the hotel.

00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,Chad is not allowed
to leave the hotel.

00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:35,-Alright, how far away's the Uber?
-Still trying to find a car.

00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,It's Friday night before a game.
We're never gonna find one.

00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,-Should we just walk?
-It's nine miles away.

00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:44,Oh, s***t.

00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,-Hey, guys.
-Hey.

00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,You are funny, bro.

00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:54,-Where are you going?
-None of your business, Sasha.

00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,Yo, Whiskers. If you see Chad,

00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,tell him we having people to
my room before bed checks.

00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,** I invited?

00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,Only if you bring Chad.

00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,Look at this guy. He
can't even tie his shoes.

00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:10,Okay.

00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,What the
f***k is her deal?

00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,She lost her car keys.

00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,Ugh, God,
girls are gross.

00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,Except for Ricky Hudson, right?

00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,-What does that mean?
-I see right through you.

00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,You're falling for the coach's daughter
like a f***g Taylor Swift song.

00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,No.

00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,She's... She's just nice.

00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:40,Since when does Russ Holliday care
about people being nice to him?

00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,Well, she's not nice to
Russ, she's nice to Chad.

00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:45,Hmm, she'd probably hate Russ.

00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,I doubt she's into f***k boys.

00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:02,Let's split up.

00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,They're out of glue.

00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:44,I'm sure it's a different a***e
quarterback with frosted tips.

00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,And a cubic zirconia stud.

00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,Well, it's real.
It's a blood diamond, so...

00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,-You verified that somehow?
-Look, there's nothing here.

00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,I hate Halloween.

00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:01,Look. That must be
the last bottle.

00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,F***k. He's already using it.

00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,Go ask him
if you can have it.

00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,I'm not going up to
that guy. You ask him.

00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,Bears are not my...