Chad Powers -ethel S01E04 Subtitles

At 00:00:29,905, Character said: QB one.

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At 00:00:31,365, Character said: Hey, Coach.

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At 00:00:32,908, Character said: You ready to climb Rocky Top?

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At 00:00:35,827, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:00:38,664, Character said: Hey, so,

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At 00:00:41,542, Character said: what's the deal with, uh,
you and, uh, Catfish boy?

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At 00:00:48,131, Character said: Whiskers?

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At 00:00:49,675, Character said: Yeah, the young man
that's inside of Whiskers.

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At 00:00:52,594, Character said: I know that you requested to
bunk together at the hotel.

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At 00:00:59,977, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:01:04,565, Character said: I would...

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At 00:01:06,650, Character said: I'd like to say this in
the most modern of ways.

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At 00:01:11,947, Character said: Where a man hangs his
hat is his own business.

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At 00:01:16,827, Character said: But you should know,
as a starter...

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At 00:01:20,289, Character said: -there will be extra...
-We're related.

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At 00:01:22,708, Character said: Oh. Oh, how?

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At 00:01:28,422, Character said: It's like The Blind Side.

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At 00:01:32,718, Character said: His... His family
Blind Sided me.

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At 00:01:36,346, Character said: -His family took you in?
-For a while.

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At 00:01:39,641, Character said: And then, well, my
family took him in.

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At 00:01:43,770, Character said: So...

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At 00:01:45,731, Character said: I guess in that way, we sort
of Blind Sided each other.

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At 00:01:47,691, Character said: So, when I... When I lived with his
family, I guess they saw it coming,

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At 00:01:50,277, Character said: so I guess it wasn't
really a Blind Side, but...

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At 00:01:53,614, Character said: Like, in that way, we sorta
are both Michael Oher.

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At 00:02:02,414, Character said: I like you, Powers.

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At 00:02:03,874, Character said: I like you too, Coach.

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At 00:02:06,084, Character said: But you are a puzzle.

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At 00:02:08,253, Character said: Well, as long as Tennessee

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At 00:02:10,088, Character said: -can't solve me, right?
-Yeah, well...

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At 00:02:31,568, Character said: -Hey, Chad.
-Hey, Coach.

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At 00:02:34,446, Character said: What was, uh, Coach
talking to you about?

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At 00:02:37,366, Character said: Uh...

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At 00:02:39,201, Character said: I mean, just...
just football stuff.

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At 00:02:40,869, Character said: No s***t?

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At 00:02:42,371, Character said: Football stuff en route
to the football game?

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At 00:02:45,624, Character said: What is the offensive plan?

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At 00:02:47,793, Character said: Uh, I mean, have you... have you
not talked to him since last week?

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At 00:02:52,506, Character said: It's kinda... It's
just how our fights go.

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At 00:02:55,384, Character said: And our last fight
happened on national TV.

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At 00:02:59,262, Character said: The radio said I
went "full Carrie."

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At 00:03:01,848, Character said: What... What does that mean?

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At 00:03:03,266, Character said: It's a period dog whistle.

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At 00:03:06,019, Character said: Period dog whistle?

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At 00:03:08,355, Character said: Excuse me, I need
to talk to Chad.

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At 00:03:09,898, Character said: -Okay, can this wait?
-It really can't.

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At 00:03:12,192, Character said: I actually haven't officially
met you, but I'm Coach Hudson.

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At 00:03:16,196, Character said: He's Coach Hudson.

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At 00:03:21,410, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:23,412, Character said: Right, I will, um...

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At 00:03:26,039, Character said: leave you guys to it.
Great, okay. I will...

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At 00:03:30,877, Character said: What is so important, Whiskers?

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At 00:03:34,256, Character said: Someone left the cap off.

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At 00:03:36,258, Character said: We have no glue for your face.

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At 00:03:39,720, Character said: What
does this mean?

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At 00:03:41,096, Character said: It
means we're f***d!

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At 00:04:33,565, Character said: Okay,
listen up, ladies!

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At 00:04:35,734, Character said: The bus is leaving at 8:00 a.m.,
so bed checks will be 11:00.

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At 00:04:39,279, Character said: Breakfast is at 6:00 a.m.

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At 00:04:41,239, Character said: 7:00 a.m. team meeting
in the conference room.

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At 00:04:44,618, Character said: Powers, what the
f***k ** I saying?

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At 00:04:48,997, Character said: Powers!

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At 00:04:50,081, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:04:51,917, Character said: Huh, what... uh, what?

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At 00:04:55,337, Character said: Mornin'.

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At 00:04:57,714, Character said: When's bed check?

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At 00:04:59,841, Character said: Bed check's when our...

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At 00:05:03,929, Character said: eyelids kiss our eyeballs.

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At 00:05:06,181, Character said: 11:00, Coach!

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At 00:05:08,016, Character said: To make sure we are
not spreadin' cheeks.

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At 00:05:11,561, Character said: Cordarius! Nishan!
What's so fuckin' funny?

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At 00:05:17,275, Character said: Curfew's about a lot more than
spreading or not spreading cheeks, man.

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At 00:05:19,820, Character said: No, no, that's
not... that's not...

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At 00:05:21,238, Character said: Tighten up, we
g***t a game tomorrow.

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At 00:05:22,405, Character said: That's not true. It is all
about fuckin' spreading cheeks.

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At 00:05:25,325, Character said: And nobody will be fuckin'
spreading cheeks tonight! Or...

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At 00:05:27,744, Character said: It's real simple, fellas. If
you're not in your room by 11:00

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At 00:05:30,413, Character said: ready for bed, you
ain't playing tomorrow.

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At 00:05:32,916, Character said: And I don't care
who ya are, alright?

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At 00:05:35,252, Character said: What are we gonna do?

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At 00:05:36,586, Character said: Chad
just took over as starter,

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At 00:05:38,255, Character said: things are finally
turning around.

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At 00:05:39,589, Character said: And it all falls apart
because of f***g glue.

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At 00:05:43,176, Character said: There has to be somewhere in Knoxville
that sells prosthetic adhesive.

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At 00:05:46,555, Character said: -Why does there have to be that?
-What about Michaels?

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At 00:05:49,766, Character said: Closed, permanently. Sad.

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At 00:05:52,102, Character said: Maybe we can go in the morning.

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At 00:05:53,520, Character said: Kickoff's at 12:00, we
gotta be on the bus by 8:00.

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At 00:05:55,772, Character said: And the glue you're wearing
won't hold through tomorrow.

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At 00:05:59,526, Character said: Russ, we should call your dad.

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At 00:06:01,194, Character said: Absolutely not.

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At 00:06:02,696, Character said: -He would know how we can...
-I said, forget about it, cuh.

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At 00:06:09,077, Character said: Oh, there's a Spirit
Halloween that's open.

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At 00:06:11,538, Character said: -In early September?
-We live in spooky times.

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At 00:06:15,333, Character said: I can get there before
they close at 9:00.

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At 00:06:17,127, Character said: Whoa, whoa, wait,
I'm coming with you.

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At 00:06:19,004, Character said: We're gonna test this s***t out in
the field and make sure it works.

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At 00:06:21,214, Character said: You're not allowed
to leave the hotel.

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At 00:06:25,218, Character said: Chad is not allowed
to leave the hotel.

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At 00:06:32,142, Character said: -Alright, how far away's the Uber?
-Still trying to find a car.

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At 00:06:35,186, Character said: It's Friday night before a game.
We're never gonna find one.

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At 00:06:39,482, Character said: -Should we just walk?
-It's nine miles away.

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At 00:06:43,653, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:06:46,114, Character said: -Hey, guys.
-Hey.

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At 00:06:48,617, Character said: You are funny, bro.

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At 00:06:51,536, Character said: -Where are you going?
-None of your business, Sasha.

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At 00:06:54,915, Character said: Yo, Whiskers. If you see Chad,

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At 00:06:57,167, Character said: tell him we having people to
my room before bed checks.

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At 00:06:59,085, Character said: ** I invited?

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At 00:07:00,587, Character said: Only if you bring Chad.

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At 00:07:05,175, Character said: Look at this guy. He
can't even tie his shoes.

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At 00:07:09,679, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:07:12,182, Character said: What the
f***k is her deal?

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At 00:07:15,226, Character said: She lost her car keys.

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At 00:07:22,943, Character said: Ugh, God,
girls are gross.

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At 00:07:25,862, Character said: Except for Ricky Hudson, right?

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At 00:07:27,572, Character said: -What does that mean?
-I see right through you.

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At 00:07:30,533, Character said: You're falling for the coach's daughter
like a f***g Taylor Swift song.

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At 00:07:33,328, Character said: No.

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At 00:07:35,413, Character said: She's... She's just nice.

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At 00:07:37,123, Character said: Since when does Russ Holliday care
about people being nice to him?

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At 00:07:40,627, Character said: Well, she's not nice to
Russ, she's nice to Chad.

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At 00:07:43,004, Character said: Hmm, she'd probably hate Russ.

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At 00:07:45,382, Character said: I doubt she's into f***k boys.

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At 00:08:01,189, Character said: Let's split up.

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At 00:08:35,390, Character said: They're out of glue.

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At 00:08:40,311, Character said: I'm sure it's a different a***e
quarterback with frosted tips.

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At 00:08:45,734, Character said: And a cubic zirconia stud.

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At 00:08:48,987, Character said: Well, it's real.
It's a blood diamond, so...

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At 00:08:52,949, Character said: -You verified that somehow?
-Look, there's nothing here.

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At 00:08:55,994, Character said: I hate Halloween.

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At 00:08:58,496, Character said: Look. That must be
the last bottle.

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At 00:09:01,332, Character said: F***k. He's already using it.

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At 00:09:03,668, Character said: Go ask him
if you can have it.

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At 00:09:05,712, Character said: I'm not going up to
that guy. You ask him.

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At 00:09:08,131, Character said: Bears are not my...