Lethal Weapon [1987] Subtitles

00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:29,Surprise!

00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:32,Happy birthday, Daddy!

00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,Make a wish!

00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:45,I wish�
I'm not going to tell you.

00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:47,Come on, blow them out!

00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,Give me some sugar, girl.

00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:56,One more candle and
the smoke alarm would've gone off.

00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:02,The big 5-0.

00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:07,You know, your beard's getting gray.
Kind of makes you look old.

00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:09,It's all right. I still love you.

00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:12,Bye, Pa.

00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:58,- Good morning!
- Hi, Mrs. Murtaugh.

00:06:58,820 --> 00:07:01,- Where's Rianne?
- She's upstairs.

00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,Good morning.

00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,- That's my bacon!
- It's mine now.

00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:08,Don't you close doors around here?

00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:10,Baby, what's this on my tie?

00:07:12,060 --> 00:07:13,That is an ugly spot.

00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:16,Thanks. Sharp as a tack.

00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,I'm thinking of going on Jeopardy!

00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:21,Just don't take any questions
about cooking.

00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:27,Don't step in the egg!

00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:31,What ** I thinking? I should have
checked the floor for egg!

00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:37,Do you know a man named
Michael Hunsaker?

00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,Jesus! Michael Hunsaker!

00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:44,- What did he want?
- Your office called.

00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:46,He's tried to reach you
for three days.

00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:48,I haven't talked to him in�

00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,�12 years!

00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,Wait a minute.

00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,That would make me�

00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:57,�50!

00:07:58,460 --> 00:07:59,That means that you're�

00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:02,We're not gonna discuss that.

00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:04,Forget the eggs.

00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:07,- Roger?
- Yeah, baby?

00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:09,How come I never heard
of Michael Hunsaker?

00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,Just never talked about him.

00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,Vietnam buddy?

00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:15,Eat your own cake.
Vietnam buddy.

00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:19,Nick and the kids left without me.

00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:22,He left without you? Come on,
I never get enough of my baby.

00:08:23,140 --> 00:08:26,This is my New Year's Eve dress.
Do you like it? Isn't it cool?

00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:28,It's beautiful.

00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:31,Have a good birthday.

00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:41,Goddamn heartbreaker!

00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,I'll buy you a new one.

00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:45,Perfect.

00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,Happy 50th, Rog.

00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,4-King-3-en route to the sniper call.

00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,Everybody down!

00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,Get down!

00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,Look who's here.

00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:36,- What do you g***t here?
- Sniper.

00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:40,- What's he doing?
- Shooting kids. One officer's down.

00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:43,The guy's a nut. He's still inside,
and we can't get to him.

00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:46,- You g***t SWAT team coming in?
- No ETA.

00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:48,Well, I'll see you around.

00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:50,Let me through, let me through!

00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,Nine years old.

00:11:57,420 --> 00:11:58,Nine?

00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,- How good a shot is this guy?
- What?

00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:06,Does he shoot at random?
Does he shoot specific kids? What?

00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:07,- At random.
- And the weapon?

00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:10,- Automatic and loud.
- Any hostages up there?

00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,Not that we know of.

00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:13,Where you going?

00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:15,Riggs.

00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:17,Get the hell back here.

00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:24,Get down!
You'll get in the line of fire.

00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,What are you, crazy?

00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:31,Get out of here!
He'll shoot you!

00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:38,Mr. Sniper, sir!

00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:39,Get away!

00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:54,I'm still here, a***e!

00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:57,Or do you only do kids?

00:12:58,620 --> 00:12:59,Shut up!

00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:15,Come on, move, move!

00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:19,Clear the area!

00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,You're one psycho son of a bitch�

00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,�but you're good.

00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,Happy birthday, Rog!

00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:13,We g***t a hooker.

00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:17,No, it's Dixie. Would you please
tell these bozos to lay off?

00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:18,You bozos, lay off.

00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,Had a jumper here last night.
She saw it happen.

00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,G***t her statement, send her home.

00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,Thanks. I'm beat.
You know how it is.

00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:28,All dressed up, no one to blow.

00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:32,You're hilarious!
I can't believe you d***n cops!

00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:35,The jumper's name is Amanda Hunsaker.

00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:37,Age 22.

00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:41,Prostitute. One arrest,
no convictions. Born in Tennessee.

00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,- Parents�
- What was the name?

00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,The parents.

00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,Michael and Claire.

00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:51,You know them?

00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:55,Find out who bought it,
who's paying the bills.

00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:57,- That will take some looking into.
- So look!

00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:25,Hello, honey.

00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,Give me the number
for Michael Hunsaker.

00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:31,The man we talked about?
Your Vietnam buddy?

00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:34,- You just mentioned him this morning.
- What's wrong?

00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:37,His daughter just dove out the window.

00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,I g***t it.

00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,Good, huh? Tasty? Smooth?

00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,- Yeah, that's good.
- You better f***g believe it.

00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:11,Let's do it. How much?

00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,How much for how much?

00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:14,For all of it.

00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:18,- You want it all? He wants it all.
- Beautiful.

00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,- All right!
- Maybe a six-footer to put it under.

00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,You want a tree?

00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,I'll tell you what.

00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,I'll give you the best tree
on the lot for nothing.

00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:30,But the s***t's gonna cost you�

00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,�100.

00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:33,That much?

00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:35,That's a fair price.

00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,You only live once.

00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:41,Get this together here.

00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,20, 40�

00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:45,�60, 70�

00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,- What the f***k?
- Hey, man!

00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,Shut up, I'm losing count.

00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:54,93, 94, 95, 96�

00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:55,Forget it, dumbshit!

00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,One hundred thousand!

00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:00,One hundred thousand dollars!

00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:03,- Did you hear what he said?
- A hundred thousand?

00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:08,I can't afford that. Not on my salary.
But look, I g***t a better idea.

00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:12,Let me say I take the whole stash
off your hands for free�

00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,�and you assholes go to jail.
What do you say?

00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:22,I could read you your rights, but you
already know what your rights are.

00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:27,This badge ain't real.

00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:29,You ain't real.

00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,You sure are a crazy son of a bitch.

00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:34,I'm crazy?

00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,You think I ** crazy?

00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,I'll show you crazy.

00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:46,That's a real badge, I'm a real cop
and this is a real gun.

00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:48,Okay, pal.

00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,Noses in the dirt, assholes!

00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,Where's your buddy?

00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,What do you g***t?

00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,Three down and one loose.
He's g***t black hair and a red shirt.

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