Lethal Weapon [1987] Subtitles

At 00:04:27,460, Character said: Surprise!

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At 00:04:29,820, Character said: Happy birthday, Daddy!

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At 00:04:41,500, Character said: Make a wish!

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At 00:04:43,020, Character said: I wish�
I'm not going to tell you.

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At 00:04:45,340, Character said: Come on, blow them out!

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At 00:04:52,060, Character said: Give me some sugar, girl.

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At 00:04:53,980, Character said: One more candle and
the smoke alarm would've gone off.

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At 00:05:01,060, Character said: The big 5-0.

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At 00:05:04,220, Character said: You know, your beard's getting gray.
Kind of makes you look old.

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At 00:05:07,780, Character said: It's all right. I still love you.

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At 00:05:10,980, Character said: Bye, Pa.

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At 00:06:55,940, Character said: - Good morning!
- Hi, Mrs. Murtaugh.

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At 00:06:58,820, Character said: - Where's Rianne?
- She's upstairs.

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At 00:07:02,700, Character said: Good morning.

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At 00:07:04,500, Character said: - That's my bacon!
- It's mine now.

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At 00:07:06,740, Character said: Don't you close doors around here?

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At 00:07:08,980, Character said: Baby, what's this on my tie?

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At 00:07:12,060, Character said: That is an ugly spot.

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At 00:07:13,740, Character said: Thanks. Sharp as a tack.

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At 00:07:16,300, Character said: I'm thinking of going on Jeopardy!

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At 00:07:19,100, Character said: Just don't take any questions
about cooking.

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At 00:07:25,780, Character said: Don't step in the egg!

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At 00:07:28,820, Character said: What ** I thinking? I should have
checked the floor for egg!

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At 00:07:33,700, Character said: Do you know a man named
Michael Hunsaker?

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At 00:07:39,860, Character said: Jesus! Michael Hunsaker!

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At 00:07:42,300, Character said: - What did he want?
- Your office called.

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At 00:07:44,340, Character said: He's tried to reach you
for three days.

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At 00:07:46,740, Character said: I haven't talked to him in�

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At 00:07:50,100, Character said: �12 years!

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At 00:07:52,180, Character said: Wait a minute.

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At 00:07:53,700, Character said: That would make me�

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At 00:07:56,540, Character said: �50!

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At 00:07:58,460, Character said: That means that you're�

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At 00:08:01,020, Character said: We're not gonna discuss that.

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At 00:08:02,660, Character said: Forget the eggs.

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At 00:08:06,260, Character said: - Roger?
- Yeah, baby?

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At 00:08:08,060, Character said: How come I never heard
of Michael Hunsaker?

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At 00:08:10,100, Character said: Just never talked about him.

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At 00:08:12,100, Character said: Vietnam buddy?

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At 00:08:13,940, Character said: Eat your own cake.
Vietnam buddy.

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At 00:08:17,660, Character said: Nick and the kids left without me.

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At 00:08:19,420, Character said: He left without you? Come on,
I never get enough of my baby.

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At 00:08:23,140, Character said: This is my New Year's Eve dress.
Do you like it? Isn't it cool?

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At 00:08:26,780, Character said: It's beautiful.

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At 00:08:29,860, Character said: Have a good birthday.

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At 00:08:39,980, Character said: Goddamn heartbreaker!

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At 00:09:52,180, Character said: I'll buy you a new one.

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At 00:10:44,180, Character said: Perfect.

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At 00:10:45,900, Character said: Happy 50th, Rog.

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At 00:10:59,900, Character said: 4-King-3-2
en route to the sniper call.

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At 00:11:19,620, Character said: Everybody down!

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At 00:11:21,980, Character said: Get down!

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At 00:11:27,500, Character said: Look who's here.

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At 00:11:34,980, Character said: - What do you g***t here?
- Sniper.

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At 00:11:36,740, Character said: - What's he doing?
- Shooting kids. One officer's down.

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At 00:11:40,220, Character said: The guy's a nut. He's still inside,
and we can't get to him.

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At 00:11:43,860, Character said: - You g***t SWAT team coming in?
- No ETA.

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At 00:11:46,380, Character said: Well, I'll see you around.

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At 00:11:48,260, Character said: Let me through, let me through!

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At 00:11:54,460, Character said: Nine years old.

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At 00:11:57,420, Character said: Nine?

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At 00:12:00,900, Character said: - How good a shot is this guy?
- What?

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At 00:12:03,020, Character said: Does he shoot at random?
Does he shoot specific kids? What?

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At 00:12:06,340, Character said: - At random.
- And the weapon?

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At 00:12:07,900, Character said: - Automatic and loud.
- Any hostages up there?

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At 00:12:10,460, Character said: Not that we know of.

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At 00:12:12,540, Character said: Where you going?

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At 00:12:14,420, Character said: Riggs.

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At 00:12:15,740, Character said: Get the hell back here.

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At 00:12:21,180, Character said: Get down!
You'll get in the line of fire.

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At 00:12:25,700, Character said: What are you, crazy?

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At 00:12:30,180, Character said: Get out of here!
He'll shoot you!

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At 00:12:36,780, Character said: Mr. Sniper, sir!

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At 00:12:39,100, Character said: Get away!

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At 00:12:52,780, Character said: I'm still here, a***e!

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At 00:12:55,820, Character said: Or do you only do kids?

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At 00:12:58,620, Character said: Shut up!

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At 00:13:13,940, Character said: Come on, move, move!

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At 00:13:17,540, Character said: Clear the area!

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At 00:13:22,860, Character said: You're one psycho son of a bitch�

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At 00:13:24,940, Character said: �but you're good.

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At 00:14:01,180, Character said: Happy birthday, Rog!

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At 00:14:12,220, Character said: We g***t a hooker.

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At 00:14:13,780, Character said: No, it's Dixie. Would you please
tell these bozos to lay off?

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At 00:14:17,660, Character said: You bozos, lay off.

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At 00:14:18,860, Character said: Had a jumper here last night.
She saw it happen.

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At 00:14:21,660, Character said: G***t her statement, send her home.

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At 00:14:23,500, Character said: Thanks. I'm beat.
You know how it is.

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At 00:14:27,260, Character said: All dressed up, no one to blow.

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At 00:14:29,700, Character said: You're hilarious!
I can't believe you d***n cops!

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At 00:14:32,620, Character said: The jumper's name is Amanda Hunsaker.

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At 00:14:35,940, Character said: Age 22.

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At 00:14:37,780, Character said: Prostitute. One arrest,
no convictions. Born in Tennessee.

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At 00:14:42,060, Character said: - Parents�
- What was the name?

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At 00:14:44,740, Character said: The parents.

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At 00:14:47,260, Character said: Michael and Claire.

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At 00:14:49,940, Character said: You know them?

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At 00:14:52,180, Character said: Find out who bought it,
who's paying the bills.

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At 00:14:55,260, Character said: - That will take some looking into.
- So look!

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At 00:15:23,740, Character said: Hello, honey.

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At 00:15:26,260, Character said: Give me the number
for Michael Hunsaker.

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At 00:15:28,860, Character said: The man we talked about?
Your Vietnam buddy?

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At 00:15:31,540, Character said: - You just mentioned him this morning.
- What's wrong?

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At 00:15:34,940, Character said: His daughter just dove out the window.

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At 00:15:41,780, Character said: I g***t it.

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At 00:16:01,540, Character said: Good, huh? Tasty? Smooth?

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At 00:16:06,500, Character said: - Yeah, that's good.
- You better f***g believe it.

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At 00:16:09,740, Character said: Let's do it. How much?

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At 00:16:11,580, Character said: How much for how much?

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At 00:16:13,860, Character said: For all of it.

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At 00:16:15,140, Character said: - You want it all? He wants it all.
- Beautiful.

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At 00:16:18,460, Character said: - All right!
- Maybe a six-footer to put it under.

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At 00:16:22,060, Character said: You want a tree?

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At 00:16:23,740, Character said: I'll tell you what.

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At 00:16:25,500, Character said: I'll give you the best tree
on the lot for nothing.

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At 00:16:28,740, Character said: But the s***t's gonna cost you�

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At 00:16:31,700, Character said: �100.

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At 00:16:33,020, Character said: That much?

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At 00:16:33,980, Character said: That's a fair price.

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At 00:16:37,940, Character said: You only live once.

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At 00:16:39,940, Character said: Get this together here.

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At 00:16:42,660, Character said: 20, 40�

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At 00:16:44,460, Character said: �60, 70�

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At 00:16:46,540, Character said: - What the f***k?
- Hey, man!

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At 00:16:50,100, Character said: Shut up, I'm losing count.

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At 00:16:51,740, Character said: 93, 94, 95, 96�

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At 00:16:54,780, Character said: Forget it, dumbshit!

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At 00:16:56,580, Character said: One hundred thousand!

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At 00:16:58,420, Character said: One hundred thousand dollars!

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At 00:17:00,980, Character said: - Did you hear what he said?
- A hundred thousand?

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At 00:17:03,900, Character said: I can't afford that. Not on my salary.
But look, I g***t a better idea.

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At 00:17:08,620, Character said: Let me say I take the whole stash
off your hands for free�

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At 00:17:13,900, Character said: �and you assholes go to jail.
What do you say?

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At 00:17:18,540, Character said: I could read you your rights, but you
already know what your rights are.

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At 00:17:26,180, Character said: This badge ain't real.

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At 00:17:28,140, Character said: You ain't real.

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At 00:17:29,300, Character said: You sure are a crazy son of a bitch.

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At 00:17:34,060, Character said: I'm crazy?

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At 00:17:35,940, Character said: You think I ** crazy?

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At 00:17:38,140, Character said: I'll show you crazy.

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At 00:17:43,380, Character said: That's a real badge, I'm a real cop
and this is a real gun.

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At 00:17:47,380, Character said: Okay, pal.

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At 00:17:48,620, Character said: Noses in the dirt, assholes!

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At 00:18:01,980, Character said: Where's your buddy?

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At 00:18:07,140, Character said: What do you g***t?

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At 00:18:08,220, Character said: Three down and one loose.
He's g***t black hair and a red shirt.

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