Evil-dead-burn (2026) Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: Downloaded @ subs4free.club

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At 00:00:58,650, Character said: This is Doctor Benjamin Price,
professor of ancient history,

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At 00:01:03,110, Character said: log number four.

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At 00:01:05,370, Character said: The fabled Necronomicon,

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At 00:01:07,330, Character said: The Book of the Dead, is not just a myth.

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At 00:01:11,610, Character said: The Circle of the Wise Men have found it.

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At 00:01:14,950, Character said: And despite my warnings, they read
from the book's unholy passages,

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At 00:01:20,330, Character said: unleashing flesh-possessing demons

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At 00:01:22,130, Character said: so malevolent as though
the devil himself were here.

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At 00:01:27,330, Character said: God help us.

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At 00:01:32,060, Character said: Log number five.

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At 00:01:33,680, Character said: We found something.

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At 00:01:35,900, Character said: An item of great power.
Capable of sending them back to hell.

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At 00:01:40,600, Character said: Should they return,
I have hidden it behind rune and hex.

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At 00:01:45,800, Character said: It must remain that way...

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At 00:01:49,560, Character said: For if unsealed, they will sense it.

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At 00:01:54,300, Character said: They will smell its call in the earth.

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At 00:01:58,260, Character said: Taste it on the air.

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At 00:02:01,700, Character said: And then, they will stop at nothing

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At 00:02:06,399, Character said: to destroy it.

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At 00:02:17,918, Character said: I swear to God,

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At 00:02:19,318, Character said: he jumps out of the window.

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At 00:02:20,760, Character said: - And he's running down the street...
- F***k that.

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At 00:02:22,999, Character said: - In his underwear like it's a f***g movie.
- Who the f***k just jumps out of a window?

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At 00:02:24,500, Character said: I know. Just a stupid motherfucker.

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At 00:02:27,560, Character said: Oh, my God. Don't tell me that's Emma, man.

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At 00:02:30,360, Character said: - Don't answer that.
- What if it's an emergency?

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At 00:02:32,640, Character said: Leo, it's not an emergency.

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At 00:02:34,380, Character said: She's just freaking out
about this lake story.

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At 00:02:36,159, Character said: Next time, please,
you leave your f***g phone in the car.

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At 00:02:38,719, Character said: - Okay?
- Get off my d***k, bro.

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At 00:02:39,803, Character said: Come on. Let's get outta here.

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At 00:02:51,650, Character said: You gotta be kidding me.

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At 00:02:53,289, Character said: Come on. Don't answer the phone.

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At 00:02:55,170, Character said: - I...
- Don't answer your f***g phone, Leo.

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At 00:02:56,890, Character said: I swear to God, if you answer that s***t,
I'm leaving.

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At 00:02:59,110, Character said: Hold your ground, man!

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At 00:03:00,450, Character said: Hey, hey, babe.

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At 00:03:01,596, Character said: - You f***g...
- Baby, how's it going?

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At 00:03:03,409, Character said: I was just about to call.

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At 00:03:05,461, Character said: Yeah, we've just been out on the water...

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At 00:03:52,300, Character said: Leo!

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At 00:04:29,434, Character said: I'll see you tomorrow.
Love you too. Bye. Bye.

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At 00:04:31,825, Character said: Jared! Let's get the f***k outta here.

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At 00:04:34,218, Character said: Quit f***g around!

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At 00:04:37,030, Character said: Jared!

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At 00:04:41,040, Character said: Help!

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At 00:04:42,169, Character said: What the... Jared!

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At 00:04:54,629, Character said: Jared!

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At 00:04:59,480, Character said: Jared, where are you?

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At 00:05:04,062, Character said: Leo!

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At 00:05:05,478, Character said: Help! Help!

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At 00:05:12,933, Character said: Help me!

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At 00:05:21,055, Character said: Oh, my God!

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At 00:05:22,138, Character said: F***k!

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At 00:05:29,760, Character said: I g***t you, buddy.

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At 00:05:35,758, Character said: I g***t you.

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At 00:06:24,199, Character said: What the f***k?

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At 00:08:30,266, Character said: ♪ I bring fire when a Pop-Tart pop out ♪

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At 00:08:32,989, Character said: ♪ Born from a volcano ♪

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At 00:08:34,623, Character said: ♪ I Drain Gang like a sink drain Drano ♪

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At 00:08:37,556, Character said: ♪ Uncanny, I'm goin' hammy ♪

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At 00:08:39,692, Character said: ♪ Hit a hundred-note
streak, hit the whammy bar ♪

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At 00:08:42,749, Character said: ♪ I wrap tight like a Trojan ♪

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At 00:08:44,300, Character said: ♪ That woman is a bad omen ♪

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At 00:08:46,730, Character said: G***t a little something
for the birthday boy here.

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At 00:08:49,108, Character said: - Wow.
- Okay.

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At 00:08:50,164, Character said: - Gorgeous!
- Here we go.

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At 00:08:51,415, Character said: Gone a little overboard,

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At 00:08:52,744, Character said: - but you deserve it, huh?
- I love it.

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At 00:08:55,169, Character said: - Happy birthday!
- Yay! Happy birthday!

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At 00:08:58,150, Character said: - Yay!
- Happy birthday, bro.

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At 00:08:59,250, Character said: - I'll get us some more champagne. Betsy!
- Uh...

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At 00:09:00,530, Character said: No, Alice, Alice, Alice.

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At 00:09:02,570, Character said: Come here.

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At 00:09:03,910, Character said: What was that?
Are you serious with that whistle?

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At 00:09:06,790, Character said: No, I'm just playing, okay?
But you're not listening.

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At 00:09:09,441, Character said: This is our third bottle.
Maybe we ought to just, you know,

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At 00:09:11,126, Character said: - slow it down a little bit.
- Yeah, it's Joseph's birthday.

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At 00:09:13,830, Character said: We can get a little drunk.

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At 00:09:15,550, Character said: Okay, okay.

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At 00:09:16,710, Character said: Good vibes only, okay?

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At 00:09:18,550, Character said: Let's, um, open presents.

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At 00:09:21,110, Character said: Joseph,

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At 00:09:22,490, Character said: happy birthday, bro.

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At 00:09:24,150, Character said: This is, uh... It's from both of us.

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At 00:09:26,370, Character said: You guys didn't need to do anything else.

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At 00:09:31,739, Character said: Wow. Thank you, guys. This is...

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At 00:09:34,779, Character said: Oh, it's... It's a pen.

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At 00:09:36,240, Character said: Yeah, well, it's not just any pen.

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At 00:09:38,600, Character said: That's a Belvoir.

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At 00:09:39,740, Character said: These are, like, a thousand bucks.

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At 00:09:41,140, Character said: Yeah, more. But that is not the point.

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At 00:09:43,120, Character said: I wanted to get it so...

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At 00:09:44,780, Character said: You know, to encourage you
to finally finish your book.

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At 00:09:47,060, Character said: That's not very subtle, babe.

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At 00:09:49,120, Character said: Well, to be fair,
this is the fifth book that he's started...

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At 00:09:51,279, Character said: Actually, it's the fourth, so...

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At 00:09:52,580, Character said: - That's the fourth?
- Yeah.

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At 00:09:53,420, Character said: S***t, man. I'm sorry.

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At 00:09:54,540, Character said: But if you look at Alice, with her
pictures, I mean, you know, they were fine.

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At 00:09:58,160, Character said: Ever since I bought her that bad boy,
the difference has been incredible,

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At 00:10:01,240, Character said: and sometimes I think
you just need a little nudge.

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At 00:10:03,580, Character said: Yeah. Speaking of...

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At 00:10:07,866, Character said: - And... Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
- Another one.

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At 00:10:10,959, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:10:12,039, Character said: - Happy birthday.
- I love the wrapping.

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At 00:10:15,500, Character said: - No s***t!
- Oh, my God.

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At 00:10:16,560, Character said: - Yeah!
- You look so cute!

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At 00:10:18,439, Character said: Everybody looks cute in black and white.

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At 00:10:20,679, Character said: You didn't tell me
you were bringing your own gift.

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At 00:10:22,399, Character said: - It's just a small something.
- Yeah.

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At 00:10:23,779, Character said: Nothing compared to your Belvoir.

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At 00:10:25,439, Character said: Our Belvoir.
I just said that it was from both of us.

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At 00:10:27,360, Character said: Thank you, both. Thank you.

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At 00:10:28,859, Character said: No, you're so talented.

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At 00:10:30,250, Character said: - Oh...
- Oh!

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At 00:10:32,240, Character said: I always forget.
You Americans like to hug.

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At 00:10:34,905, Character said: The sister-in-law side hug.

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At 00:10:35,980, Character said: Trying to kiss my boyfriend?
What's going on?

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At 00:10:38,459, Character said: Well, you know, we French girls
like to give hand jobs when we say hello.

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At 00:10:42,199, Character said: Yeah, that's really classy.

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At 00:10:44,480, Character said: Yeah. Talk about subtle, Alice.

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At 00:10:46,019, Character said: He's just upset
because I brought my own gift.

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At 00:10:47,359, Character said: What the f***k are you talking about?
I couldn't care less.

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At 00:10:48,699, Character said: So why are you criticizing everything?

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At 00:10:50,309, Character said: - I'm not criticizing, but ease up on the drinking.
- Yes, you are.

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At 00:10:51,839, Character said: - We're celebrating, of course I'm drinking.
- I know we're celebrating.

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At 00:10:53,419, Character said: Just f***g tone it down!

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At 00:10:54,639, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:10:56,039, Character said: I'm done.

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At 00:10:57,660, Character said: - Cigarette?
- Mmm-hmm.

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At 00:10:59,350, Character said: Promise me we'll never get married, okay?

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At 00:11:05,950, Character said: Look, dude, she... she
didn't mean anything by it.

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At 00:11:07,410, Character said: No, no, no, no, she...
she meant it. Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:11:09,710, Character said: She does this to rile me up.
It's like this cigarette thing.

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At 00:11:12,770, Character said: We're talking about having a kid
and she refuses to stop. It's ridiculous.

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At 00:11:16,430, Character said: It's ridiculous.

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At 00:11:17,610, Character said: Let it go. You know what he's like.

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At 00:11:19,450, Character said: Um... Can I bum a cigarette, boss?

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At 00:11:21,870, Character said: Mike, enough. I'm not your boss.

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At 00:11:23,930, Character said: I just send out the checks.

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At 00:11:24,970, Character said: You are the boss. Come on.

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At 00:11:26,790, Character said: Aren't you freezing
to death in that T-shirt?

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