Shifty -1 (2008) Subtitles

At 00:00:35,708, Character said: This film contains very strong language.

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At 00:02:01,542, Character said: HE SNORTS

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At 00:04:36,125, Character said: Fuckin' hell!

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At 00:04:39,125, Character said: You're a bit early, mate.

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At 00:04:42,375, Character said: Shifty.

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At 00:04:44,083, Character said: Yes, rude boy.

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At 00:04:46,250, Character said: Are you all right, geezer?

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At 00:04:48,833, Character said: Yeah, yeah, I'm sweet, I'm sweet.

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At 00:04:52,625, Character said: Come in. Come in.

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At 00:04:55,875, Character said: F***k, yeah, it's good to see you, man!

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At 00:05:00,417, Character said: It's good to see you too.

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At 00:05:02,792, Character said: Come on. Oh, s***t!

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At 00:05:47,000, Character said: - Are you all right, son?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

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At 00:05:49,833, Character said: Yeah, I just needed to splash my face, you know, freshen up a bit.

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At 00:05:54,042, Character said: - Why, ain't you slept?
- Have I f***k!
- Neither have I, man. I've just come back from some girl's yard.

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At 00:06:00,083, Character said: - You've g***t a bird?
- Nah, nah. Just some fuckin' booty call.

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At 00:06:04,625, Character said: What, Break Glass Arse?

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At 00:06:06,917, Character said: Yeah, you know it, mate. In case of emergencies.

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At 00:06:12,292, Character said: Is she fit?

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At 00:06:14,375, Character said: - What?
- Is she fit?

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At 00:06:16,500, Character said: Yeah, she's all right.

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At 00:06:18,708, Character said: She's g***t a massive pair of Garys, basically.

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At 00:06:22,000, Character said: - Oh, man, you always loved your titties, bruv.
- You know it.

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At 00:06:30,417, Character said: - Mate, do you mind? These are halal sausages.
- No, no, that's sweet, mate. Whatever.

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At 00:06:45,917, Character said: - So what was it? Just one bus, was it?
- Yeah.

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At 00:06:49,792, Character said: - DOOR OPENS
- Oh, no, sorry, two. I had to change at Luton.

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At 00:06:54,167, Character said: Luton?

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At 00:06:56,292, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:58,458, Character said: - That's a bit random, innit?
- Tell me about it!

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At 00:07:03,625, Character said: Mate, I've just g***t a few things I've g***t to do today, yeah?

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At 00:07:07,625, Character said: You can stay here if you want or, um...

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At 00:07:10,292, Character said: just come with me. It's up to you.

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At 00:07:13,125, Character said: Whatever.

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At 00:07:16,875, Character said: Mate, does your brother know you keep those here?

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At 00:07:22,000, Character said: You ain't worried?

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At 00:07:24,125, Character said: Mate, he only eats vegetables when they're in a Pot Noodle. Yeah?

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At 00:07:34,042, Character said: She's living like a drifter. No, she's split with Stefan. Sort of.

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At 00:07:38,000, Character said: She's at Mike's in the week, then she goes back to Stefan's at the weekend with the kids.

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At 00:07:44,708, Character said: Yeah, I know.

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At 00:07:47,708, Character said: Yeah, well...

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At 00:07:50,833, Character said: Katie, darling, keep it on the page.

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At 00:07:57,417, Character said: Freddie, eat.

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At 00:07:59,500, Character said: Babe!

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At 00:08:03,583, Character said: No, I know.

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At 00:08:07,542, Character said: FRONT DOOR SLAMS

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At 00:08:11,125, Character said: Nick, listen, can I just give you a call back?

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At 00:08:16,875, Character said: STARTS ENGINE

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At 00:08:32,458, Character said: - Motherfucker, the return of the gora!
- How are you doin', Rez?

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At 00:08:36,542, Character said: - Good to see you, mate.
- I thought I could hear voices.

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At 00:08:40,417, Character said: - I thought he'd brought a rent boy home again.
- Shut up, you prick!

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At 00:08:46,167, Character said: You look like a rent boy.

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At 00:08:48,292, Character said: What are you talking about?

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At 00:08:50,625, Character said: That top cost more than my education.

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At 00:08:53,750, Character said: - My pants cost more than your education.
- That's cold-blooded.

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At 00:08:57,458, Character said: SPEAKS IN URDU

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At 00:08:59,583, Character said: - Oh, what?
- I take it this is a one-off?

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At 00:09:02,625, Character said: You know what? I'm feeling emotional.

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At 00:09:05,125, Character said: Gay boy's back, you've cooked me breakfast. Bring me my camera. Where's my camera?

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At 00:09:10,167, Character said: - You mean MY camera?
- Yeah, bring me my camera.

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At 00:09:18,250, Character said: Tuck in then, man.

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At 00:09:37,083, Character said: Bob?

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At 00:09:39,208, Character said: - Bob?
- No, no, no, no.
- Bob...

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At 00:09:41,333, Character said: - No, Trevor.
- Just hear me out.
- Get out of my office.
- I've paid out on all the materials. I've lost money here.

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At 00:09:47,125, Character said: - You should have thought about that before bringing drugs on to our site.
- You owe me money.

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At 00:09:51,917, Character said: - I owe you f***k-all.
- You owe me my f***g money.
- Phone the Old Bill.

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At 00:09:56,458, Character said: - And I'll tell 'em why you g***t kicked off the f***g job!
- Bob, please.
- F***k off, Trevor!
- Bob!

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At 00:10:02,250, Character said: - Bob, I need this money.
- Lou, what's happening about that job?
- We need to move the perimeter a metre.
- Bob!

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At 00:10:08,500, Character said: - Yeah, but I haven't done...
- Be fair, mate.
- Hold on. Thanks for coming in. We'll be in touch.

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At 00:10:14,042, Character said: Go on.

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At 00:10:31,792, Character said: Do you think I've put on weight?

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At 00:10:35,917, Character said: What?

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At 00:10:37,500, Character said: Do you think I've put on weight?

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At 00:10:44,125, Character said: - I don't know. Not really.
- I told you I hadn't put on that much weight.
- Yeah, good one(!)

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At 00:10:49,375, Character said: - So how long since you've been back?
- Four years?

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At 00:10:53,000, Character said: Is that the last time I saw you? Fuckin' hell!

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At 00:10:55,833, Character said: Yeah. Was it? Yeah, about four years ago, I think.

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At 00:10:58,958, Character said: - Where are you living?
- Manchester.
- What are you doing?
- What, work-wise? I'm in recruitment.
- Good money?

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At 00:11:05,417, Character said: - I do all right, yeah.
- How much?

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At 00:11:08,000, Character said: - Enough.
- You need to get this gadha some work. Four A-levels and no job!

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At 00:11:12,542, Character said: - I pay you f***g rent, don't I?
- Girlfriend?
- No, not yet.

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At 00:11:16,333, Character said: - Gay?
- No. You?
- For your information, no, I'm not.

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At 00:11:19,875, Character said: - But Shifty is.
- Jokes! What have you g***t, man? Rent or mortgage?

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At 00:11:23,833, Character said: F***g hell, what is this, a tag team?

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At 00:11:26,583, Character said: - Mortgage.
- That's nice.
- Yeah, man, mature.

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At 00:11:30,333, Character said: So why did you leave without saying goodbye to my brother?

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At 00:11:36,667, Character said: Rez, man...

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At 00:11:43,667, Character said: No, I'm only joking.

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At 00:11:47,458, Character said: - No, but, seriously, why?
- Leave him alone.

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At 00:11:53,750, Character said: I need info, man. You see, I'm like a sponge. Do you know what I mean? I'm like a flannel.

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At 00:12:00,125, Character said: - I invited him to a party.
- Whose party?

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At 00:12:03,083, Character said: - Rachel's.
- Rachel who?
- Rachel Price.
- Who?

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At 00:12:07,083, Character said: Mate, you remember Rachel? Rachel and Serena?

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At 00:12:11,542, Character said: Right.

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At 00:12:18,292, Character said: SNORTS LOUDLY

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At 00:12:32,333, Character said: - You remember Rachel. You lunged her at Jazzbo Brown's.
- Bullshit!
- You went in for the kill

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At 00:12:37,708, Character said: - and she leant away like she was doing the f***g limbo!
- What?
- Her ponytail swept the floor.

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At 00:12:42,958, Character said: - You need to get your facts straight. She lunged ME!
- You couldn't remember who she was five minutes ago!

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At 00:12:49,125, Character said: - I wouldn't mind if he did it discreetly, but he f***g lunged her from three feet away!
- Whoa!

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At 00:12:57,417, Character said: - Yeah, you remember!
- Oh, mate!

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At 00:13:00,375, Character said: 'Leave me a message. I'll get back to you when as I can.'

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At 00:13:09,875, Character said: - You can come if you want.
- I really feel like it now. Fuckin' hell!

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At 00:13:14,000, Character said: KNOCK AT DOOR You'd better get that. It might be your Viagra delivery.

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At 00:13:28,875, Character said: - Trevor.
- All right, mate?

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At 00:13:56,667, Character said: So?

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At 00:14:01,958, Character said: What?

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At 00:14:03,667, Character said: Come on then. Why are you back? Really?

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At 00:14:07,375, Character said: Because of the party.

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At 00:14:09,500, Character said: I've been tryin' to bell you, geezer, but your phone's off.

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At 00:14:13,167, Character said: Yeah, yeah, I know, mate.

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At 00:14:15,708, Character said: What do you want, Trevor?

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At 00:14:21,208, Character said: There's been hundreds of parties. What's so special about this one?

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At 00:14:26,667, Character said: I don't know. I just...

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At 00:14:29,833, Character said: I wanted to see Shifty, didn't I?

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At 00:14:32,458, Character said: You still haven't paid me from last time.

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At 00:14:35,083, Character said: Be fair. I've probably put your f***g kids through college. You know what I mean?

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At 00:14:40,708, Character said: Mate, keep your voice down.

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At 00:14:46,292, Character said: Meet me up at the top of the road by the postbox.

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At 00:14:49,583, Character said: Mate, you're a f***g diamond.

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At 00:14:53,000, Character said: For some reason, I don't know why,

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