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At 00:00:53,321, Character said: "Bruh" sound effect

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At 00:00:56,757, Character said: Babe!

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At 00:00:58,759, Character said: Where is she?!

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At 00:01:00,928, Character said: Where is who, babe?

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At 00:01:02,730, Character said: I know you are not in this
apartment alone.

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At 00:01:06,867, Character said: "Record scratch" SFX

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At 00:01:08,169, Character said: "Bruh" sound effect

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At 00:01:11,539, Character said: Babe, you don't trust me?

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At 00:01:12,606, Character said: You said you had work all day!

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At 00:01:14,608, Character said: I did- I do- I did have work-

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At 00:01:16,177, Character said: But look, whatever you do, don't
look in the cabinets!

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At 00:01:18,179, Character said: Oh this one right here?

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At 00:01:19,380, Character said: No, don't look in those
cabinets!

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At 00:01:20,514, Character said: "Bruh" sound effect

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At 00:01:23,751, Character said: "Bruh" sound effect

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At 00:01:28,222, Character said: Multitude of "Bruh" sound
effects

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At 00:01:31,925, Character said: I'm sorry, babe, I should have
trusted you.

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At 00:01:34,795, Character said: I know, bring it in. It's okay.

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At 00:01:37,431, Character said: You're such a good hugger.

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At 00:01:39,700, Character said: I know I **.

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At 00:01:41,101, Character said: "Bruh" sound effect.

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At 00:01:50,744, Character said: *Chip crunching

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At 00:01:52,913, Character said: Hey, man, have you been in the
kitchen today?

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At 00:01:55,583, Character said: Yea, why?

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At 00:01:56,817, Character said: Well, I thought you said you
were going to do the dishes.

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At 00:02:00,087, Character said: *Robbie exhales

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At 00:02:03,791, Character said: "Gunshot" sound effects

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At 00:02:24,111, Character said: Nice! Level up!

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At 00:02:37,758, Character said: Whadduya think?

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At 00:02:40,794, Character said: Love it! Let's go!

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At 00:02:42,630, Character said: Go?! We have to pre-game first!

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At 00:02:44,998, Character said: Pre-game?

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At 00:02:46,133, Character said: Pre-game.

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At 00:02:50,304, Character said: Pre-game!

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At 00:03:02,683, Character said: Ahhhhhh!

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At 00:03:04,151, Character said: Clink!

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At 00:03:07,321, Character said: Woooo!

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At 00:03:22,903, Character said: Pre-game! *Vomits

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At 00:03:25,639, Character said: Pre-game! *vomits

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At 00:03:49,096, Character said: *Robbie beat-boxes

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At 00:03:51,098, Character said: Tyler: Okay...

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At 00:03:53,100, Character said: Okay...

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At 00:03:55,269, Character said: Okay...

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At 00:03:58,406, Character said: Okay...

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At 00:04:00,574, Character said: Tyler: Okay, okay-

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At 00:04:02,009, Character said: Robbie: That was supposed to be
your starting point!

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At 00:04:03,511, Character said: Tyler: Oh, I know. I know!

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At 00:04:06,046, Character said: *Robbie beat-boxes

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At 00:04:08,682, Character said: Tyler: Okay, okay...

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At 00:04:11,051, Character said: Okay, Okay, Okay...

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At 00:04:13,721, Character said: The thing I'm best at is getting
brain

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At 00:04:15,423, Character said: It's insane the way the
cellophane around my dang wang

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At 00:04:17,891, Character said: Hangs like a chain!

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At 00:04:20,294, Character said: *Tyler and Robbie laugh

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At 00:04:30,203, Character said: That's it?

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At 00:04:31,605, Character said: That's how I end my album!

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At 00:04:33,407, Character said: which is coming out, it's called
T and R

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At 00:04:35,943, Character said: Yea, all three sales of that
one.

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At 00:04:37,945, Character said: *voice on phone: "I swear that's
Tyler and Robbie!"

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At 00:04:39,480, Character said: Tyler: You guys would buy that,
right?

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At 00:04:40,748, Character said: Robbie: Woah, dude, look at
this.

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At 00:04:42,750, Character said: *voice on phone: "I think this
is where they live!"

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At 00:04:44,385, Character said: Oh, that's so creepy, no.

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At 00:04:45,919, Character said: Guys, look. You know we love
you.

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At 00:04:47,388, Character said: But I mean this-

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At 00:04:48,456, Character said: Rebbeca: It's true! He loves the
fan more than me.

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At 00:04:50,491, Character said: It's true, we love you guys.

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At 00:04:51,725, Character said: But like, this is ridiculous-

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At 00:04:53,427, Character said: Wait, don't show that!

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At 00:04:54,728, Character said: Izzy: You're showing more people
where you live, dumbass.

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At 00:04:58,098, Character said: I didn't show you guys that.

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At 00:05:00,267, Character said: I'll take that...

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At 00:05:01,101, Character said: Yea... you know... look.

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At 00:05:02,936, Character said: We love you guys. Seriously, we
would kill for you.

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At 00:05:05,105, Character said: But...

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At 00:05:05,839, Character said: When you see us, don't be all

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At 00:05:07,408, Character said: creepy and stalkery about it.

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At 00:05:08,742, Character said: Come up and say hey. Tell us you
like our videos!

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At 00:05:10,478, Character said: Especially in public, yo, that
s***t makes us look dope.

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At 00:05:12,480, Character said: That's true.

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At 00:05:13,947, Character said: And if these two need anything,
it's an ego boost!

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At 00:05:15,949, Character said: You know what, babe, you're not
wrong.

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At 00:05:17,951, Character said: In fact, the next 100 people to
share our latest video...

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At 00:05:21,422, Character said: Get a follow!

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At 00:05:23,824, Character said: And we gonna like the hell out
of your posts!

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At 00:05:26,326, Character said: Oof, I love that voice, can you
do that more?

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At 00:05:28,095, Character said: Hell!

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At 00:05:29,630, Character said: All right, we will see you guys,
later.

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At 00:05:33,367, Character said: Woooooo, all right, I need a
shot, Rebbeca what do you want?

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At 00:05:38,271, Character said: You're not going to wait and see
who shares the video?

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At 00:05:41,509, Character said: *Tyler and Robbie laugh.

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At 00:05:44,011, Character said: No, no, no, Rebbeca. You sweet,
beautiful woman. No.

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At 00:05:47,981, Character said: No, that's not how things work.
We just say those things to get
traction for the videos.

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At 00:05:52,052, Character said: Works like a charm.

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At 00:05:53,387, Character said: That's true.

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At 00:05:54,354, Character said: You guys s***k!

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At 00:05:55,656, Character said: No, no, no. We. We guys s***k.

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At 00:05:57,658, Character said: I'm taking you down with me,
gorgeous.

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At 00:06:00,193, Character said: Glad to be here.

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At 00:06:02,029, Character said: What's the deal with those
shots?

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At 00:06:03,497, Character said: That's what I'm talking about.
Robbie, what do you want?

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At 00:06:05,999, Character said: Vodka?

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At 00:06:06,900, Character said: Vodka.

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At 00:06:08,035, Character said: Izzy?

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At 00:06:08,869, Character said: Bathroom.

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At 00:06:16,176, Character said: Voice on Phone: What's up,

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At 00:06:17,978, Character said: Today, we're going to be doing
something a little different.

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At 00:06:19,980, Character said: Blehhhh! We're scaring the hell
out of random people!

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At 00:06:23,016, Character said: Let's do it!

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At 00:06:28,856, Character said: *Woman screams

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At 00:06:32,225, Character said: It's just a prank!!

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At 00:06:36,096, Character said: You okay?

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At 00:06:39,066, Character said: Yea.

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At 00:06:41,068, Character said: Yea, I just, um-

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At 00:06:42,603, Character said: You just need to tell him. Rip
it off like a bandaid.

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At 00:06:47,775, Character said: I hate ripping off bandaids.

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At 00:06:52,513, Character said: I'm proud of you. And if Tyler
isn't...

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At 00:06:58,719, Character said: He... can s***k my d***k.

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At 00:07:03,423, Character said: Oh, yea? Didn't know you had
one.

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At 00:07:06,026, Character said: Oh, yea. Surprised it hasn't
come up yet.

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At 00:07:08,729, Character said: Must be too busy looking at that
face.

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At 00:07:10,731, Character said: That's a shame.

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At 00:07:12,432, Character said: Whatcha doing?

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At 00:07:15,636, Character said: Izzy was just... telling me
about her d***k.

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At 00:07:18,271, Character said: Oh, that's awesome, you finally
told him. Good for you.

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At 00:07:20,273, Character said: Tyler: Very brave.
Izzy: Thank you.

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At 00:07:21,709, Character said: No, no problem, good for you-

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At 00:07:23,076, Character said: Tyler-

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At 00:07:23,944, Character said: Nope, nope. Nope, nope nope
nope.

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At 00:07:25,946, Character said: Unless the next words out of
your mouth are "give me that
shot", I don't want to hear it.

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At 00:07:29,817, Character said: I-

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At 00:07:31,919, Character said: Where's Izzy's?

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At 00:07:33,320, Character said: Rebbeca: Right here.

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At 00:07:37,558, Character said: All right, this one goes out to
200,000 followers-

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At 00:07:39,960, Character said: 207,000; last time I checked.

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At 00:07:43,230, Character said: 207,000. Holy s***t. All right,
here's to them, boys.

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At 00:07:48,802, Character said: Bruh.

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At 00:07:52,272, Character said: *All cheers and bruh

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At 00:07:55,843, Character said: Rebbeca: Bruh.
Tyler: Yea, that's a bruh
moment.

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At 00:08:19,600, Character said: You okay?

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At 00:08:21,935, Character said: Yea.

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At 00:08:23,036, Character said: Yea?

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At 00:08:25,372, Character said: Yea.

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At 00:08:28,676, Character said: So I was thinking for this first
shot-

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At 00:08:30,043, Character said: Are you sure?

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At 00:08:31,044, Character said: Let me tell you first-

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At 00:08:32,479, Character said: Not about the shot, about being
okay. You're acting really weird

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At 00:08:35,616, Character said: I'm not weird.

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At 00:08:37,350, Character said: You're being weird.

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At 00:08:43,624, Character said: Who you texting?

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At 00:08:46,059, Character said: My mom.

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At 00:08:47,861, Character said: Your mom?

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At 00:08:50,463, Character said: My mom.

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At 00:09:02,676, Character said: This sketch is kind of dumb.

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At 00:09:04,678, Character said: What?

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At 00:09:06,179, Character said: Like, "When bae wants to go
camping" who the hell even says
that?

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At 00:09:08,181, Character said: If you don't want to do this, we
could always do something-

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At 00:09:09,983, Character said: Old Man: Hey!

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At 00:09:11,518, Character said: What the hell you doing?

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