Waaa-030 Movie Subtitles

00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:55,"Bruh" sound effect

00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,Babe!

00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,Where is she?!

00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:02,Where is who, babe?

00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,I know you are not in this
apartment alone.

00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,"Record scratch" SFX

00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,"Bruh" sound effect

00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:12,Babe, you don't trust me?

00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,You said you had work all day!

00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,I did- I do- I did have work-

00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,But look, whatever you do, don't
look in the cabinets!

00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:19,Oh this one right here?

00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,No, don't look in those
cabinets!

00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:21,"Bruh" sound effect

00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,"Bruh" sound effect

00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,Multitude of "Bruh" sound
effects

00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,I'm sorry, babe, I should have
trusted you.

00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,I know, bring it in. It's okay.

00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,You're such a good hugger.

00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:40,I know I **.

00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,"Bruh" sound effect.

00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,*Chip crunching

00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,Hey, man, have you been in the
kitchen today?

00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:56,Yea, why?

00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,Well, I thought you said you
were going to do the dishes.

00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:02,*Robbie exhales

00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:20,"Gunshot" sound effects

00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:26,Nice! Level up!

00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,Whadduya think?

00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:42,Love it! Let's go!

00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,Go?! We have to pre-game first!

00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,Pre-game?

00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,Pre-game.

00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,Pre-game!

00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,Ahhhhhh!

00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:05,Clink!

00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,Woooo!

00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,Pre-game! *Vomits

00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,Pre-game! *vomits

00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,*Robbie beat-boxes

00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:53,Tyler: Okay...

00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,Okay...

00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,Okay...

00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:00,Okay...

00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,Tyler: Okay, okay-

00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,Robbie: That was supposed to be
your starting point!

00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,Tyler: Oh, I know. I know!

00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:08,*Robbie beat-boxes

00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,Tyler: Okay, okay...

00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,Okay, Okay, Okay...

00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,The thing I'm best at is getting
brain

00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,It's insane the way the
cellophane around my dang wang

00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,Hangs like a chain!

00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,*Tyler and Robbie laugh

00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:31,That's it?

00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,That's how I end my album!

00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,which is coming out, it's called
T and R

00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,Yea, all three sales of that
one.

00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,*voice on phone: "I swear that's
Tyler and Robbie!"

00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,Tyler: You guys would buy that,
right?

00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,Robbie: Woah, dude, look at
this.

00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,*voice on phone: "I think this
is where they live!"

00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:45,Oh, that's so creepy, no.

00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,Guys, look. You know we love
you.

00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:47,But I mean this-

00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,Rebbeca: It's true! He loves the
fan more than me.

00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:51,It's true, we love you guys.

00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,But like, this is ridiculous-

00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,Wait, don't show that!

00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,Izzy: You're showing more people
where you live, dumbass.

00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,I didn't show you guys that.

00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:00,I'll take that...

00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,Yea... you know... look.

00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:04,We love you guys. Seriously, we
would kill for you.

00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:05,But...

00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,When you see us, don't be all

00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,creepy and stalkery about it.

00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,Come up and say hey. Tell us you
like our videos!

00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,Especially in public, yo, that
s***t makes us look dope.

00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,That's true.

00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,And if these two need anything,
it's an ego boost!

00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,You know what, babe, you're not
wrong.

00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,In fact, the next 100 people to
share our latest video...

00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,Get a follow!

00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,And we gonna like the hell out
of your posts!

00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,Oof, I love that voice, can you
do that more?

00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,Hell!

00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,All right, we will see you guys,
later.

00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:36,Woooooo, all right, I need a
shot, Rebbeca what do you want?

00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,You're not going to wait and see
who shares the video?

00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,*Tyler and Robbie laugh.

00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,No, no, no, Rebbeca. You sweet,
beautiful woman. No.

00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:51,No, that's not how things work.
We just say those things to get
traction for the videos.

00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,Works like a charm.

00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:54,That's true.

00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,You guys s***k!

00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,No, no, no. We. We guys s***k.

00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,I'm taking you down with me,
gorgeous.

00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,Glad to be here.

00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,What's the deal with those
shots?

00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,That's what I'm talking about.
Robbie, what do you want?

00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:06,Vodka?

00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,Vodka.

00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:08,Izzy?

00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,Bathroom.

00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,Voice on Phone: What's up,

00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,Today, we're going to be doing
something a little different.

00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,Blehhhh! We're scaring the hell
out of random people!

00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,Let's do it!

00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:30,*Woman screams

00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,It's just a prank!!

00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,You okay?

00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,Yea.

00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,Yea, I just, um-

00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:45,You just need to tell him. Rip
it off like a bandaid.

00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,I hate ripping off bandaids.

00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:55,I'm proud of you. And if Tyler
isn't...

00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,He... can s***k my d***k.

00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,Oh, yea? Didn't know you had
one.

00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,Oh, yea. Surprised it hasn't
come up yet.

00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,Must be too busy looking at that
face.

00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,That's a shame.

00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,Whatcha doing?

00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,Izzy was just... telling me
about her d***k.

00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,Oh, that's awesome, you finally
told him. Good for you.

00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,Tyler: Very brave.
Izzy: Thank you.

00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,No, no problem, good for you-

00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:23,Tyler-

00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,Nope, nope. Nope, nope nope
nope.

00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,Unless the next words out of
your mouth are "give me that
shot", I don't want to hear it.

00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:30,I-

00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,Where's Izzy's?

00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,Rebbeca: Right here.

00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,All right, this one goes out to
200,000 followers-

00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,207,000; last time I checked.

00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:47,207,000. Holy s***t. All right,
here's to them, boys.

00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,Bruh.

00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,*All cheers and bruh

00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,Rebbeca: Bruh.
Tyler: Yea, that's a bruh
moment.

00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,You okay?

00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:22,Yea.

00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,Yea?

00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:27,Yea.

00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,So I was thinking for this first
shot-

00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,Are you sure?

00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,Let me tell you first-

00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,Not about the shot, about being
okay. You're acting really weird

00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,I'm not weird.

00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,You're being weird.

00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,Who you texting?

00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,My mom.

00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,Your mom?

00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,My mom.

00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,This sketch is kind of dumb.

00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,What?

00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,Like, "When bae wants to go
camping" who the hell even says
that?

00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,If you don't want to do this, we
could always do something-

00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,Old Man: Hey!

00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,What the hell you doing?

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