Support Your Local Sheriff 1968 HD Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,611 (PLAYING ROCK OF AGES) 2 00:00:56,735 --> 00:01:01,781 We are gathered here today to consign the mortal remains of Millard Frymore, 3 00:01:02,574 --> 00:01:04,825 or whatever his name really was. 4 00:01:06,036 --> 00:01:08,996 l ain't really g***t a lot to say about Millard 5 00:01:09,039 --> 00:01:12,792 because he only rode amongst us two days ago, 6 00:01:12,834 --> 00:01:14,710 and was promptly struck down 7 00:01:14,795 --> 00:01:18,506 by whatever deadly disease it was struck him down. 8 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:22,426 We can only hope that whatever deadly disease it was, 9 00:01:22,511 --> 00:01:24,887 it wasn't particularly contagious. 10 00:01:25,555 --> 00:01:29,600 And with that in mind l suggest we all bow our heads in devout prayer. 11 00:01:31,686 --> 00:01:36,273 Heavenly father, we hereby consign to your tender mercies, 12 00:01:36,358 --> 00:01:37,483 all that remains... 13 00:01:37,526 --> 00:01:39,318 -Get out! Get out! -(DOG WHlMPERS) 14 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:47,660 All that remains of one Millard Frymore, 15 00:01:48,745 --> 00:01:51,747 origin unknown, cause of death unknown, 16 00:01:52,457 --> 00:01:57,044 and of considerable concern to those of us who'd been thrown into contact with him 17 00:01:57,087 --> 00:01:58,879 during the last two days. 18 00:02:00,549 --> 00:02:06,137 Millard was struck down in what was evidently the prime of his life. 19 00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:09,098 ln fact, he was took from us so fast, 20 00:02:09,182 --> 00:02:13,227 he never even g***t a chance to unpack his suitcase. 21 00:02:14,312 --> 00:02:19,108 HENRY: However, in as much as we were the last to know poor Millard here on earth 22 00:02:19,901 --> 00:02:22,027 and in so far as we were all drawn 23 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:25,990 to this godforsaken country in search of a common goal, 24 00:02:26,074 --> 00:02:28,868 l'm certain you'll agree with me when l... 25 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:31,078 -Hey, Pa! -What is the matter with you? 26 00:02:31,121 --> 00:02:34,373 -Take a look! -Ain't you g***t any reverence for anything? 27 00:02:34,416 --> 00:02:36,083 -lt's gold! -What? 28 00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:39,587 (WHlSPERlNG) Take a look, it's gold. 29 00:02:39,629 --> 00:02:40,921 HENRY: l'd like to remind everyone 30 00:02:41,006 --> 00:02:43,757 we're here to consign the remains of Millard Frymore. 31 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,926 -lt's gold, Henry! -Gold! 32 00:02:46,011 --> 00:02:47,761 Down there, in the grave. 33 00:02:47,804 --> 00:02:49,096 Whoa! 34 00:02:49,139 --> 00:02:51,515 Get this coffin away! And have a look. 35 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,100 Oh, no, you don't! 36 00:02:53,476 --> 00:02:55,978 Get out of my gold mine! 37 00:02:56,062 --> 00:02:58,105 (CROWD CLAMORlNG) 38 00:02:58,273 --> 00:03:00,441 Get out of my gold mine! 39 00:03:05,864 --> 00:03:08,949 (SOBBlNG) Get out of my gold mine! 40 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:14,288 Gold! Gold! Gold! 41 00:03:16,374 --> 00:03:17,917 Gold! 42 00:05:16,244 --> 00:05:18,746 (CROWD CHEERlNG) 43 00:05:20,582 --> 00:05:22,291 (GUN FlRlNG) 44 00:05:24,544 --> 00:05:28,255 lt just doesn't seem possible that a town could get itself in this condition 45 00:05:28,298 --> 00:05:30,341 in the short time it's been in existence. 46 00:05:30,425 --> 00:05:33,260 Lynchings, gunfights, and that drunken revelry 47 00:05:36,431 --> 00:05:39,350 l tell you, a decent woman is not safe on these streets. 48 00:05:39,434 --> 00:05:42,144 Oh, l think the women are safe enough for the most part. 49 00:05:42,228 --> 00:05:45,689 l mean, we only g***t a couple that would be of much interest to anyone... 50 00:05:45,774 --> 00:05:47,483 Outside the dance hall girls 51 00:05:47,567 --> 00:05:50,277 and they're pretty good at handling themselves in a pinch. 52 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,196 Or in a ticklish situation. 53 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:56,325 Oh, well, now this may be very funny to the members of the town council, 54 00:05:56,409 --> 00:05:58,952 but we mine owners haven't found anything to laugh about 55 00:05:59,037 --> 00:06:00,287 since we started in business. 56 00:06:00,372 --> 00:06:02,706 OLLY: We don't think it's funny, Tom. 57 00:06:02,791 --> 00:06:04,958 We just don't know what to do about it. 58 00:06:05,043 --> 00:06:07,753 Maybe what we need is a new mayor and a town council 59 00:06:07,796 --> 00:06:09,254 that does know what to do about it. 60 00:06:09,297 --> 00:06:10,881 Now what kind of talk is that? 61 00:06:10,965 --> 00:06:14,134 We all know that the reason l'm mayor and the others are councilmen 62 00:06:14,177 --> 00:06:16,220 is because nobody else wanted the jobs. 63 00:06:16,304 --> 00:06:19,306 And don't forget, Tom, we're mine owners ourselves. 64 00:06:19,349 --> 00:06:20,974 Do you enjoy giving 20% 65 00:06:21,059 --> 00:06:23,894 of everything you take out of the mines to the Danby family? 66 00:06:23,978 --> 00:06:25,187 Why would we enjoy it? 67 00:06:25,522 --> 00:06:28,107 Well, all right, then let's do something about it. 68 00:06:28,149 --> 00:06:30,692 What? You all know the situation. 69 00:06:30,777 --> 00:06:32,152 There's us, here in Calendar. 70 00:06:32,195 --> 00:06:34,071 OLLY: There's Galena, where we've gotta ship our gold. 71 00:06:34,155 --> 00:06:36,615 And there's the Danby ranch, halfway in between the two. 72 00:06:36,658 --> 00:06:38,659 The road even runs through their property. 73 00:06:38,701 --> 00:06:41,412 All right, fine. Then we'll build the road around their property. 74 00:06:41,496 --> 00:06:43,831 How? They own that whole valley! 75 00:06:43,915 --> 00:06:45,707 Besides, if they don't get their 20% 76 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:48,168 they just hold up every stage that comes through and take all of it. 77 00:06:48,211 --> 00:06:51,004 All right, all right! But we've g***t to do something, 78 00:06:51,089 --> 00:06:53,382 even if it means bringing troops in here. 79 00:06:53,466 --> 00:06:54,466 Troops? 80 00:06:54,509 --> 00:06:55,843 -Troops? -Troops? 81 00:06:55,885 --> 00:06:59,263 What troops? From where? The nearest troops are 500 miles. 82 00:06:59,347 --> 00:07:01,390 All right, then we'll recruit our own. 83 00:07:01,474 --> 00:07:03,684 How? We can't even recruit enough dishwashers. 84 00:07:03,726 --> 00:07:05,394 How are we gonna recruit any troops? 85 00:07:05,478 --> 00:07:08,105 Nobody wants to stop prospecting long enough to take a bath, 86 00:07:08,189 --> 00:07:09,440 let alone join an army. 87 00:07:09,524 --> 00:07:13,360 lt all happened so fast we just ain't had a chance to really get organized yet. 88 00:07:13,403 --> 00:07:15,529 And the Danbys are taking advantage of it. 89 00:07:15,613 --> 00:07:17,156 There goes one of them now. 90 00:07:22,662 --> 00:07:24,705 -Which one is he? -Joe. 91 00:07:24,747 --> 00:07:27,791 Out of the father and three brothers he's about the second toughest. 92 00:07:27,876 --> 00:07:29,501 They all act like they own the place. 93 00:07:29,544 --> 00:07:32,379 The way things are set up right now, they do. 94 00:07:32,422 --> 00:07:34,047 And it's gonna stay that way 95 00:07:34,090 --> 00:07:37,050 till we can find ourselves a sheriff that doesn't turn tail 96 00:07:37,135 --> 00:07:39,803 and run the minute someone takes a shot at him. 97 00:08:16,341 --> 00:08:18,926 (GUN FlRlNG) 98 00:08:34,108 --> 00:08:35,651 (PEOPLE LAUGHlNG) 99 00:08:38,071 --> 00:08:40,113 (CLAMORlNG) 100 00:08:48,122 --> 00:08:49,623 Whiskey. 101 00:08:59,217 --> 00:09:00,551 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 102 00:09:08,977 --> 00:09:10,644 All right, you all saw it, 103 00:09:12,522 --> 00:09:14,314 and it was a fair fight. 104 00:09:16,276 --> 00:09:19,861 He drew first. So it was self-defense. 105 00:09:20,154 --> 00:09:22,614 Uh-huh, l told you, he drew first. Sure as anything. 106 00:09:22,657 --> 00:09:25,367 Oh, you could call it anything else but self-defense. 107 00:09:25,451 --> 00:09:29,288 Well, it may have been a lot of things, but self-defense it wasn't. 108 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:31,832 And he didn't draw first. You did. 109 00:09:37,505 --> 00:09:38,880 What do you mean by that? 110 00:09:38,965 --> 00:09:41,508 Oh, it's an old trick. You did it pretty well. 111 00:09:41,551 --> 00:09:44,136 Not real well, but pretty well. 112 00:09:44,178 --> 00:09:45,846 You feinted with your left shoulder, 113 00:09:45,888 --> 00:09:47,180 getting him to go for his gun 114 00:09:47,265 --> 00:09:50,017 while you were going for yours with your right hand at the same time. 115 00:09:50,518 --> 00:09:51,810 lt's an old Arizona trick, 116 00:09:51,853 --> 00:09:54,980 but l have seen it used as far north as Montana. 117 00:09:55,732 --> 00:09:57,107 Are you calling me a liar? 118 00:09:57,191 --> 00:10:00,402 Well, now you heard every word l said, and l didn't call you a liar. 119 00:10:00,486 --> 00:10:03,488 All l said was you feinted him into drawing with your left shoulder 120 00:10:03,531 --> 00:10:05,574 while you were going for your gun with your right hand. 121 00:10:05,658 --> 00:10:06,700 So what? 122 00:10:06,784 --> 00:10:08,827 You beat that poor man to the draw. 123 00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:10,078 He's dead and you're alive. 124 00:10:10,163 --> 00:10:12,372 That's the whole idea of the game, isn't it? 125 00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:14,041 What's your name? 126 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:16,960 Jason...