The.Princess.Bride.1987.REMASTERED.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:01,688 --> 00:01:04,357 - Hi, honey. - Hi, Mom. 2 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:09,571 You feeling any better? 3 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:11,573 A little bit. 4 00:01:12,407 --> 00:01:14,242 - Guess what. - What? 5 00:01:14,951 --> 00:01:16,578 Your grandfather's here. 6 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:19,205 Mom, can't you tell him I'm sick? 7 00:01:19,998 --> 00:01:23,042 You're sick. That's why he's here. 8 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:24,711 He'll pinch my cheek. 9 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:26,337 I hate that. 10 00:01:26,421 --> 00:01:28,131 Maybe he won't. 11 00:01:28,757 --> 00:01:31,634 Hey! How is the sickie? 12 00:01:31,718 --> 00:01:33,094 Huh? 13 00:01:35,597 --> 00:01:38,600 I think I'll leave you two pals alone. 14 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:41,019 I brought ya a special present. 15 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,812 - What is it? - Open it up. 16 00:01:48,318 --> 00:01:50,361 - A book? - That's right. 17 00:01:50,445 --> 00:01:53,656 When I was your age, television was called books. 18 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:55,950 And this is a special book. 19 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:59,329 It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, 20 00:01:59,412 --> 00:02:01,998 and I used to read it to your father. 21 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:04,209 And today, I'm gonna read it to you. 22 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,796 - Does it g***t any sports in it? - Are you kidding? 23 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:11,758 Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, 24 00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:15,678 giants, monsters, chases, escapes, 25 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:18,306 true love, miracles. 26 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:20,225 Doesn't sound too bad. 27 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:22,727 - I'll try and stay awake. - Oh. 28 00:02:22,811 --> 00:02:26,189 Well, thank you very much. That's very nice of you. 29 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:28,691 Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. 30 00:02:29,734 --> 00:02:30,860 All right. 31 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,696 The Princess Bride... 32 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,492 by S. Morgenstern. 33 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:38,785 Chapter one. 34 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:44,541 "Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. 35 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:47,335 Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse 36 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:50,171 and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. 37 00:02:50,255 --> 00:02:54,509 His name was Westley, but she never called him that." 38 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,636 Isn't that a wonderful beginning? 39 00:02:57,428 --> 00:03:00,181 Yeah, it's really good. 40 00:03:00,265 --> 00:03:04,185 "Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around." 41 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:07,897 Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. 42 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:10,859 I want to see my face shining in it by morning. 43 00:03:10,942 --> 00:03:12,694 As you wish. 44 00:03:15,989 --> 00:03:19,158 "'As you wish' was all he ever said to her." 45 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:24,414 Farm boy, fill these with water. 46 00:03:25,999 --> 00:03:27,959 Please? 47 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:30,378 As you wish. 48 00:03:34,424 --> 00:03:36,759 "That day, she was amazed to discover 49 00:03:36,843 --> 00:03:38,761 that when he was saying 'as you wish, ' 50 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:40,930 what he meant was 'I love you. ' 51 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:48,563 And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back." 52 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:51,232 Farm boy. 53 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:59,532 Fetch me that pitcher? 54 00:04:14,547 --> 00:04:16,090 As you wish. 55 00:04:26,059 --> 00:04:27,977 Hold it. Hold it. 56 00:04:28,061 --> 00:04:30,897 What is this? Are you tryin' to trick me? 57 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,899 Wh-Where's the sports? 58 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:35,777 Is this a kissing book? 59 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:37,570 Wait. Just wait. 60 00:04:37,654 --> 00:04:39,405 Well, when does it get good? 61 00:04:39,489 --> 00:04:42,033 All right, keep your shirt on. Let me read. 62 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:45,203 "Westley had no money for marriage, 63 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,747 so he packed his few belongings and left the farm 64 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,666 to seek his fortune across the sea. 65 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:53,044 It was a very emotional time for Buttercup." 66 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,797 I don't believe this. 67 00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:58,883 I fear I'll never see you again. 68 00:04:58,967 --> 00:05:01,010 Of course you will. 69 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:04,263 But what if something happens to you? 70 00:05:07,642 --> 00:05:09,227 Hear this now. 71 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:12,814 I will always come for you. 72 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:16,317 But how can you be sure? 73 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:18,528 This is true love. 74 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:22,824 Think this happens every day? 75 00:05:34,627 --> 00:05:36,921 "Westley didn't reach his destination. 76 00:05:37,005 --> 00:05:40,258 His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, 77 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:42,760 who never left captives alive. 78 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:45,638 When Buttercup g***t the news that Westley was murdered ‒" 79 00:05:45,722 --> 00:05:47,515 Murdered by pirates is good. 80 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:49,976 "she went into her room and shut the door. 81 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:52,812 And for days, she neither slept nor ate." 82 00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:55,815 I will never love again. 83 00:06:01,738 --> 00:06:04,449 "Five years later, the main square of Florin City 84 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,284 was filled as never before 85 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:10,371 to hear the announcement of the great Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be." 86 00:06:20,131 --> 00:06:21,758 My people, 87 00:06:21,841 --> 00:06:23,968 a month from now, 88 00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:27,972 our country will have its 500th anniversary. 89 00:06:28,056 --> 00:06:32,143 On that sundown, I shall marry a lady 90 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:35,772 who was once a commoner like yourselves. 91 00:06:35,855 --> 00:06:37,398 But perhaps 92 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:41,569 you will not find her common now. 93 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:45,323 - Would you like to meet her? - Yes! 94 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:47,033 My people, 95 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:51,621 the princess Buttercup! 96 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:16,020 "Buttercup's emptiness consumed her. 97 00:07:16,104 --> 00:07:19,690 Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck the right to choose his bride, 98 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:22,527 she did not love him. 99 00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:31,285 Despite Humperdinck's reassurance that she would grow to love him, 100 00:07:31,369 --> 00:07:34,997 the only joy she found was in her daily ride." 101 00:07:46,092 --> 00:07:48,761 A word, my lady? 102 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:53,724 We are but poor, lost circus performers. 103 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:56,310 Is there a village nearby? 104 00:07:56,394 --> 00:07:59,605 There is nothing nearby, not for miles. 105 00:08:00,273 --> 00:08:03,192 Then there will be no one to hear you scream. 106 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:12,160 What is that you're ripping? 107 00:08:12,243 --> 00:08:14,996 It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Guilder. 108 00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:16,747 Who is Guilder? 109 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:20,418 The country across the sea. The sworn enemy of Florin. 110 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,211 Go! 111 00:08:22,295 --> 00:08:24,213 Once the horse reaches the castle, 112 00:08:24,297 --> 00:08:28,551 the fabric will make the prince suspect that the Guilderians have abducted his love. 113 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:31,179 When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier, 114 00:08:31,262 --> 00:08:33,764 his suspicions will be totally confirmed. 115 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:36,350 You never said anything about killing anyone. 116 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:39,270 I've hired you to help me start a war. 117 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:43,941 It's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition. 118 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:47,111 I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl. 119 00:08:47,195 --> 00:08:52,366 ** I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips? 120 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:56,204 You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass! 121 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:57,663 I agree with Fezzik. 122 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:00,750 Oh, the sot has spoken. 123 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:03,127 What happens to her is not truly your concern. 124 00:09:03,211 --> 00:09:04,629 I will kill her. 125 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,672 And remember this. Never forget this! 126 00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:11,802 When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brandy! 127 00:09:11,886 --> 00:09:13,596 And you! 128 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,765 Friendless. Brainless. 129 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:17,892 Helpless! Hopeless! 130 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:21,437 Do you want me to send you back to where you were? 131 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:24,440 Unemployed in Greenland? 132 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:41,999 That Vizzini, he can fuss. 133 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,335 "Fuss." "Fuss." 134 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:47,213 I think he like to scream at us. 135 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:50,508 Probably he means no harm. 136 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:55,596 He's very, very short on charm. 137 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,724 You have a great gift for rhyme. 138 00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:02,728 - Yes. Yes. Some of the time. - Enough of that! 139 00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:05,481 Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? 140 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:08,109 If there are, we all be dead. 141 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,486 No more rhymes! Now, I mean it! 142 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:13,364 Anybody want a peanut? 143 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:23,791 We'll reach the cliffs by dawn. 144 00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:29,797 - Why are you doing that? - Making sure nobody's follow us....