Milf.2010.UNRATED.720p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:05,729 --> 00:01:07,897 Did you get a good look up there? 2 00:01:07,965 --> 00:01:09,999 What? 3 00:01:10,067 --> 00:01:12,135 You were checking out my a***s. 4 00:01:12,203 --> 00:01:14,937 I wasn't... 5 00:01:15,005 --> 00:01:16,806 You're in my econ class, right? 6 00:01:16,873 --> 00:01:19,875 I'm going to tell everyone what a creep you are. 7 00:01:19,943 --> 00:01:21,844 No. 8 00:01:21,912 --> 00:01:22,845 D***k. 9 00:01:22,913 --> 00:01:26,282 No. No. 10 00:01:26,350 --> 00:01:29,018 What the heck is wrong with you? 11 00:01:29,086 --> 00:01:30,487 Dickhead! 12 00:01:44,001 --> 00:01:46,035 Well, what's up, dickface? 13 00:01:46,103 --> 00:01:48,371 Look, I'm headed into econ class. 14 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:51,608 I'm telling you, blow it off, you big nerd. 15 00:01:51,675 --> 00:01:52,975 Spend the afternoon with me and Lori. 16 00:01:53,043 --> 00:01:55,778 Lori is my mom, dude, and I can't miss econ again, 17 00:01:55,846 --> 00:01:58,080 It's the only professor I have the takes attendance. 18 00:01:58,149 --> 00:02:00,350 Dude, stop calling my mom Lori. 19 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:02,218 Relax. I'm almost there. 20 00:02:02,286 --> 00:02:04,920 She's single. I'm allowed. 21 00:02:04,988 --> 00:02:06,623 That's my mom. 22 00:02:06,690 --> 00:02:08,525 What? We're in college now. 23 00:02:08,592 --> 00:02:10,793 I ** now officially one year older 24 00:02:10,861 --> 00:02:13,029 Than she was when she birthed you. 25 00:02:13,096 --> 00:02:16,299 You don't call adults you've known your entire life 26 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:17,500 By their first name. 27 00:02:17,568 --> 00:02:18,801 It's that lack of sophistication 28 00:02:18,869 --> 00:02:21,604 That's keeping you from getting laid, Brandon. 29 00:02:21,672 --> 00:02:23,606 Look, dude, I'm headed into econ class now. 30 00:02:23,674 --> 00:02:26,509 Just go get the booze and don't talk to Lor... To my mom. 31 00:02:26,577 --> 00:02:28,944 Please, Anthony, I'm asking, just focus, man. 32 00:02:29,012 --> 00:02:30,980 We need to get the booze for tonight's party. 33 00:02:31,048 --> 00:02:34,284 Okay, I'm here. 34 00:02:34,351 --> 00:02:37,019 I will tell Lori you said hello. 35 00:02:37,087 --> 00:02:39,155 A***s. I'll talk to you later. 36 00:02:39,223 --> 00:02:39,989 Later. 37 00:02:47,364 --> 00:02:50,032 Hey, lo... 38 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,100 Hi, Anthony. 39 00:02:51,168 --> 00:02:52,435 Mrs. Murphy. 40 00:02:52,503 --> 00:02:53,436 Where's Brandon? 41 00:02:53,504 --> 00:02:56,306 Brandon is at econ class, 42 00:02:56,373 --> 00:02:58,308 And he wanted me 43 00:02:58,375 --> 00:03:01,777 To pick up a few things in the garage. 44 00:03:01,845 --> 00:03:03,879 Yeah, come in. 45 00:03:03,947 --> 00:03:05,315 Okay. Cool. 46 00:03:08,586 --> 00:03:11,854 So how's your mom? I heard what happened. 47 00:03:11,922 --> 00:03:13,189 Is she all right? 48 00:03:13,257 --> 00:03:15,024 Oh, yeah, yeah. She's fine. 49 00:03:16,093 --> 00:03:17,460 She's cool. 50 00:03:17,528 --> 00:03:20,363 She just moved into a new place. 51 00:03:20,431 --> 00:03:24,601 And she's just enjoying her new freedom. 52 00:03:24,668 --> 00:03:25,935 I bet. 53 00:03:26,002 --> 00:03:29,405 Well, I'm going to be seeing holly tonight. 54 00:03:29,473 --> 00:03:33,843 She just needs to get over that loneliness. 55 00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:36,412 That's all. 56 00:03:43,287 --> 00:03:44,254 Yeah. 57 00:03:44,321 --> 00:03:45,855 You know where the garage is. 58 00:04:28,732 --> 00:04:32,134 I'm taking off, Mrs. Murphy. 59 00:04:33,570 --> 00:04:35,805 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 60 00:04:35,872 --> 00:04:37,473 My towel! 61 00:04:37,541 --> 00:04:40,075 Mrs. Murphy... 62 00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:08,404 where is he? 63 00:05:08,472 --> 00:05:10,039 The party started ages ago. 64 00:05:10,106 --> 00:05:11,541 I don't know. He should be back by now, though. 65 00:05:11,608 --> 00:05:12,675 This s***s. 66 00:05:12,743 --> 00:05:14,310 We can't dominate this game properly 67 00:05:14,378 --> 00:05:15,378 With three of us. 68 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:16,479 Yeah, well, if we had beer, 69 00:05:16,547 --> 00:05:17,580 We could gain access to the party. 70 00:05:17,648 --> 00:05:19,315 If we gain access to the party, 71 00:05:19,383 --> 00:05:21,751 We gain access to the p***y. 72 00:05:21,819 --> 00:05:24,186 Hey, contact right! Frag out! 73 00:05:24,254 --> 00:05:25,455 D***n it! 74 00:05:25,522 --> 00:05:26,856 Oh, come on. Like you guys 75 00:05:26,923 --> 00:05:28,257 Are going to get anywhere at the party. 76 00:05:28,325 --> 00:05:29,258 Returning fire! 77 00:05:29,326 --> 00:05:30,159 Oh! Whatever. 78 00:05:31,729 --> 00:05:33,863 Ross and I here read a book the other day. 79 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:35,598 Oh, yeah. It was pretty good stuff. 80 00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:37,734 It was called the mystery method. 81 00:05:37,801 --> 00:05:40,503 We are gonna get laid tonight, that's for sure. 82 00:05:40,571 --> 00:05:41,571 Hey, skinny in the window. Take 'em out. 83 00:05:41,638 --> 00:05:42,638 To the right. 84 00:05:42,706 --> 00:05:44,474 Mystery method? Does that work? 85 00:05:44,541 --> 00:05:45,775 Contact frag! 86 00:05:45,843 --> 00:05:47,176 It's pretty despicable stuff. 87 00:05:48,278 --> 00:05:49,545 Doesn't go with my game. 88 00:05:49,613 --> 00:05:51,280 Hey, Brandon, cover my six! 89 00:05:51,348 --> 00:05:52,815 Oh, d***n it! 90 00:05:52,883 --> 00:05:54,484 Whatever. 91 00:05:54,551 --> 00:05:56,252 Tell you what. All I know is 92 00:05:56,319 --> 00:05:59,622 It works a hell of a lot better if they are drunk. 93 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:03,659 Take that, newb! 94 00:06:03,727 --> 00:06:05,361 It's about time, Mr. Slow. 95 00:06:05,429 --> 00:06:07,963 What happened, man? 96 00:06:11,368 --> 00:06:14,103 I was just... 97 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:16,105 I just... 98 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:23,112 Traffic. 99 00:06:23,179 --> 00:06:24,647 Yes! 100 00:06:24,715 --> 00:06:27,016 You already opened it? 101 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:28,017 What's in the box? 102 00:06:28,084 --> 00:06:29,018 New camera gear. 103 00:06:29,085 --> 00:06:30,920 Cameras? That'll be good later on tonight 104 00:06:30,987 --> 00:06:33,656 When I land a freshman spinner on my d***k. 105 00:06:36,794 --> 00:06:38,461 No, you'll just break it. 106 00:06:38,529 --> 00:06:40,162 Why didn't you just get it sent here? 107 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:41,297 Because of him. 108 00:06:41,364 --> 00:06:42,799 Brent the douchebag next door would've taken it. 109 00:06:42,866 --> 00:06:44,667 Okay nerds, enough tech talk. 110 00:06:44,735 --> 00:06:47,670 Let's go get our s***x on? 111 00:06:47,738 --> 00:06:49,672 A philosophy major, eh? 112 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,307 What are you going to do with that? 113 00:06:51,374 --> 00:06:52,408 Contemplate for hours 114 00:06:52,476 --> 00:06:53,676 About what a shitty idea it was 115 00:06:53,744 --> 00:06:56,679 To become a philosophy major? Yeah? 116 00:06:58,449 --> 00:07:01,684 He just broke up with you? 117 00:07:01,752 --> 00:07:04,353 I'm so sorry to hear that. 118 00:07:04,421 --> 00:07:07,890 I know. And he's so mean. 119 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:13,028 You're so sweet to listen to me. 120 00:07:13,096 --> 00:07:15,731 Oh, thanks. 121 00:07:19,903 --> 00:07:21,036 Randy? 122 00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:24,841 Erica? I'm so glad I found you! 123 00:07:24,908 --> 00:07:27,577 I'm so sorry I was such a jerk earlier. 124 00:07:27,644 --> 00:07:29,311 Can you forgive me? 125 00:07:29,379 --> 00:07:31,781 Oh, randy. 126 00:07:38,722 --> 00:07:40,857 For, like, seven days. It was so gross. 127 00:07:40,924 --> 00:07:43,593 So anyway I was, like, in the middle of the jungle, 128 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:44,727 Like, in Thailand, 129 00:07:44,795 --> 00:07:46,562 And I was, like, riding an elephant. 130 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:48,063 I was just, like, so totally, like, 131 00:07:48,131 --> 00:07:49,732 Scared and nervous, but, like, at the same time 132 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,634 I was, like, so in awe of the natural beauty 133 00:07:51,702 --> 00:07:52,869 And I just couldn't believe 134 00:07:52,936 --> 00:07:54,871 It was, like, actually happening, you know? 135 00:08:15,025 --> 00:08:17,226 Hello? 136 00:08:17,293 --> 00:08:18,694 Hello? 137 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:22,732 Okay. I'm gonna go. 138 00:08:25,301 --> 00:08:26,769 No luck, buddy? 139 00:08:26,837 --> 00:08:29,972 Yeah, that kind of night, I guess. 140 00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:35,377 Well, I'm going to get a beer. 141 00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:36,712 Nice chatting. 142 00:08:44,855 --> 00:08:46,789 God, why is it at all these parties, 143 00:08:46,857 --> 00:08:50,125 Everyone just drinks all the crappy domestic beer? 144 00:08:52,062 --> 00:08:53,262 How's this? 145 00:08:55,866 --> 00:08:57,199 That's a good start. 146 00:08:57,267 --> 00:09:01,971 A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. 147 00:09:02,039 --> 00:09:05,207 Well, okay, there, Mr. Blake. 148 00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:06,742 I'm impressed. 149 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:10,279 With your choice in microbrews, that is. 150 00:09:10,346 --> 00:09:11,681 I'm Brandon. 151 00:09:11,748 --> 00:09:15,918 Alex. 152 00:09:15,986 --> 00:09:20,656 So, Alex, you're not...