Pandoras.Mirror.1981.720p.BluRay.AAC.1.0.x264-c0kE Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:30,359 I swear, Pandora, I don't know who can afford to shop in these stores 2 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,736 anymore, these prices are just ridiculous. 3 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,755 At least you don't have to buy anything, 4 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,466 but I'm sure if you look long enough, 5 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,210 you're going to find some kind of a bargain. 6 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:40,161 Ooh, did I tell you about Helen Latimer? 7 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,344 No, but I have a feeling you're going to. 8 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:48,586 Helen Latimer went out with Olivia Newton John's gynecologist. 9 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:50,170 And? 10 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,964 "And?" What do you mean, "and?" 11 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,883 Isn't that enough? I mean, 12 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,302 Olivia Newton John, 13 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:59,638 living Wonder Bread, and you have a chance to find out 14 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:02,683 what her c***t is like. Honestly, Pandora. 15 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:04,977 All right, what's it like? 16 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:06,936 What? 17 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:11,150 - What is it like? - What's what like? 18 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,236 Olivia Newton John's c***t! 19 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,031 Pandora, can you keep your voice down? 20 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,979 I tell you something in confidence and you tell the world. 21 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:22,536 You gotta be a little more discreet, obviously. 22 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,788 Can you please just finish the story? 23 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,916 What did Helen Latimer say 24 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:30,544 the gynecologist said Olivia Newton John's c***t was like? 25 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:31,878 Boring. 26 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:47,394 What a bunch of junk. What did you come in here for? 27 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:50,481 I'd go anywhere to get away from those stupid stories of yours. 28 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:52,775 Well, you don't have to be nasty about it. 29 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,069 I only told you what Helen Latimer told me. 30 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,987 Is there something I can help you with? 31 00:03:58,614 --> 00:03:59,823 No. No, thank you. 32 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:01,761 Is it all right if we just look around? 33 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:03,827 Of course. I'd be delighted. 34 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,914 Let me know if I can help you with anything. 35 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,953 I've never seen this place before. 36 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:22,882 How long have you been here? 37 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,723 I've always been here. 38 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:52,668 Did you find something? 39 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,586 I don't know. 40 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,507 Oh, but there seems to be something here behind all this stuff. 41 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:00,884 I assure you, there's nothing of interest. 42 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:04,638 Up in the front of the store, I have several hand-blown bottles. 43 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:08,058 Honestly, Pandora, the man said there's nothing back there. 44 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:11,145 Come on, this place give me the creeps. 45 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:12,771 This is it. This is what I saw. 46 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,231 Oh, that? 47 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:17,776 That's only an old mirror. It's of little value. 48 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:20,321 Oh, please, be careful. 49 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,239 The mirror is very old. 50 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,283 Please, just be careful. 51 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:40,549 Pandora, are you all right? 52 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:42,884 Pandora? 53 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:44,635 Pandora? 54 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:45,928 What? 55 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:47,930 Oh, I'm sorry. 56 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,600 What happened? 57 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:53,103 I think if you went outside and g***t some air... 58 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,642 I know it's late, but I was here earlier. 59 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,811 I know, but I was here earlier. 60 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,065 - I saw a mirror. - I can't hear you. 61 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,776 I saw a mirror with my friend. 62 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:53,945 I want to see the mirror. 63 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,697 I'm closed. 64 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,699 I know, but I know what I want. 65 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,243 I saw a mirror. The mirror! 66 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,875 I'm afraid it's too late. I'm about to leave. 67 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,172 - If you can come back tomorrow -- - The mirror. 68 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,619 I just want to buy the mirror. 69 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,792 If you let me in for a moment, I can leave a deposit. 70 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,342 Please, young lady, one thing at a time. 71 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,679 Oh, come in, come in. 72 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,142 Do you take American Express? 73 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,007 Or I can write you a check, I just live around the corner. 74 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,065 Please, first of all, the mirror is not for sale. 75 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,482 Not for sale? 76 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:35,529 - This afternoon, you told me that -- - I told you nothing. Nothing. 77 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,657 We did not discuss the sale of the mirror. 78 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,827 It's been in my family for many years. 79 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,745 I could not sell it. 80 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:45,746 Price is no object. 81 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,041 Please, I know. 82 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,085 Money is not the issue here. 83 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,505 I knew you'd be back. 84 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:55,966 You did? 85 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,760 I knew you'd be back alone, 86 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,637 without your friend. 87 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,222 She's not like you. 88 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,559 She wouldn't understand. 89 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,309 I know. 90 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,478 Can I see it? 91 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:16,361 Yes. If you'll be careful... and breathe. 92 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,379 The time you spend must be limited. 93 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:36,757 There is danger. 94 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,721 Yes, I knew you would be back. 95 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,264 Oh, Oliver, I've been looking for you all day. 96 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,017 Olivia, my dear. I'm glad you found me. 97 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,477 I have something for you. 98 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:34,022 I've been working on it in my spare time for quite some while now, 99 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,360 and as much as today is your birthday, well -- 100 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,321 Oh, what a lovely mirror, 101 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,449 but you must think I'm vain to give me such a gift. 102 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,743 On the contrary, my dear. 103 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,121 You are unaware, I think, of the beauty you possess. 104 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,874 Even General Washington noticed you. 105 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,978 Do you know what he said to me when he rode through last spring? 106 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,547 "McArdle," he said -- he always calls me that -- 107 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,091 "You are a man beset with great fortune 108 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,264 that you should have such a beauty for a wife." 109 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,593 Oh, Oliver. 110 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,054 No, it's true. 111 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,002 Look at yourself in the mirror and you'll see what I mean. 112 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,977 I wouldn't spend too much time in front of it. 113 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,686 It's enchanted. 114 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,105 What do you mean? 115 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,984 I made this frame from that old, large oak tree that 116 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,366 borders the north field. The one that was struck by lightning last fall. 117 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,197 You know what they say, 118 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:28,034 the wood from a tree struck by lightning is enchanted forever. 119 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:37,085 All this talk of my beauty has gotten me reeling, Oliver. 120 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,254 Perhaps you should show me. 121 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,464 I do so want you to. 122 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:42,924 In the middle of the day? 123 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,466 Good heavens, woman. 124 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,844 Have you no sense of shame? 125 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,016 It seems that we never anymore. 126 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,645 If I were you, I would occupy my thoughts with better things. 127 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,358 I must go into town. 128 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,940 The hills are filled with deserters from both armies. 129 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,196 We have a looting problem. 130 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,950 These times are dangerous. 131 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,328 Decent people aren't safe anymore. 132 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,163 Especially women. 133 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,040 Be on your guard. 134 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,599 What's wrong with me? 135 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,520 Why doesn't he make love to me? 136 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,902 He says I'm beautiful. 137 00:15:44,653 -->...